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I love her so much but it all feels so hopeless. We never hung out just the two of us, but we were friends and we used to see each other a lot. She was the only girl I could talk to and not sperg out too badly. But now she's into different things and I barely see her anymore. I used to maybe be too obsessed with her. I used to save pictures from her Instagram to my computer so I could look at her whenever I wanted. I never jerked off to them, I just wanted to look at her face and think of what an amazing person she is. Recently she went to a dance (I'm not underage, she's a little younger than me) and she posted pictures of her in her dress. She looked so beautiful it hurt. It hurt that she was enjoying life without me. I listened to the song "Pictures of You" by The Cure while I stared. I'm still unable to bring myself to listen to the Disintegration album.
I ended up deleting my folder because I realized it can't be healthy, but now I sort of wish I hadn't because of how little I see her now. I don't even need to marry her anymore. I was want to be her friend. She used to call me "buddy", and looking back, that meant more to me than anything anyone else has ever said to me. It would be a privilege to be friend zoned by her, but I just want to see her again.
Help?
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And then I'm the abnormal one for not having any friends.
Kek.
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>Help?
Move on. You are on the right track, this isn't healthy. Move on, meet new people.
That's the best we can do for you.
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I fucking hate the taste of shrooms, so I decided to consume something else with it. Ive heard tea is good for that purpose, do i have to follow a certain recipe or can i just take a shroom in my mouth and swallow it together with my tea?
> Insert OP swallowing comment here
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Peanut butter sandwich works best. Legit. Just cut the shrooms up in small pieces and put them between two pieces of bread that are smothered in PB.
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Grind it into a powder and put it in gelcaps.
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i've made it into tea before, just simmer the caps for 20 minutes or so then strain all the caps out and mix the shroomwater with some actual tea
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Those who are saying "think about career/studying/not girls instead of girls" fuck you. How can I do this if every girl, not even girl, but some mention of girls and relations can make me completely disorented for nearly an hour.
I have to find a part of one project, but saw a qt girl on the way home, so have done nothing productive because could not think about anything except ngf.
Just go avay, your advises are useless.
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In conclusion, I meant that if you are guy like this, you already can consider your live failed.
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Are you me?
>spent my entire life focusing on academics
>nearly have a stem degree, graduate in 13 months
>never been on a date, am KHV
What's the point of a high paying, cushy job if you come home to an empty house/apartment every night?
>but some mention of girls and relations can make me completely disorented for nearly an hour.
iktfb
I've wasted a lot of time thinking about being nogf. I don't even know how or where to meet women, let alone everything else
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>>17725862
Wow, this has to be the most pathetic, desperate thing I've read on /adv/ in a while. Congratulations.
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Marriage financial agreement 2016-11-01 18:03:03 Post No.17725702
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Im going to ask my GF of 3 years to marry me very soon. Shes been dropping hints all year but I wanted to wait until we were stable in life. As in both found steady jobs since we started dating senior year of college.
The thing is Im going to ask her for a prenup. But I dont know how. My family has a fair bit of money that Ill inherit, along with stocks, small businesses etc. I want to keep that stuff separate from the marriage. I dont really understand why divorce laws would entitle the other spouse to assets obtained before marriage but it does so a prenup seems like the best option. I mean thats why it exist right.
I just dont know how to bring it up. I wish we talked about it earlier in the relationship. If I bring it up now its clear that Im thinking about the marriage and itll but a sour taste in her mouth since the financial side of marriage is a mess to begin with. So Im thinking of asking her to marry me first. Then sorting out that detail like 3 months later. Im trying to plan so that every thing goes smoothly and assuming she says yes I dont want to linger TOO long on the prenup.
Anyone been here before.
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id mention the prenup before marriage
have a sitdown and talk about it like adults. State that while you DO INDEED want to marry her you also want to protect your family assets in case either of you decide that marriage was a mistake later on and want out
One of three things will happen if you do this:
>A- she starts screaming and ranting about HOW COULD YOU! or YOU THINK IM AFTER YOUR MONEY?!! MAN UP!!!
>B- she leaves you
>C- shes fine with it
if A or B are true count yourself lucky. She was after your money. If C then wait a bit and give her a good ol fashioned surprise marriage proposal.\
BE FOREWARNED though, as certain places Prenups have been being thrown at at an ever increasingly rate.
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I cant help you bro but u would have to talk to a lawyer right? Might as well talk to that lawyer now...
U culd also casually ask her would u sign a prenup to marry me me?
I wuld just say this tho friend. Just because u have a prenup doesnt mean shes going to marry u for free. So u still are going to need to offer her a lot of money in that prenup.
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Tell her before.
If I was proposed to and then my fiance sprung this on me afterwards I'd be upset. It's sort of like lying because now you're making conditions after the fact.
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My friend is having sex with his gf in my room 2016-11-01 17:19:47 Post No.17725580
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My friend is having sex with his gf in my room
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A week ago he told me that he is ready (he is still a virgin). The thing is that they didn't have a place to do it and he asked me for my room. I said "ok". Right now he is in the room with his gf and I am in the living room. I'm not entirely sure how to feel about it. I'm feeling extremely awkward. When he first told me I was really chill about it, but now I'm kind of having a panic attack.
How do I calm myself knowing that he is fucking in my room?
Srry for bad english
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Why? Your friend is getting laid and so why are you getting a panic attack? You a germaphobe or something? Just get the sheets and pillow sheets throw them in the washer. Done.
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Tell him he owes you new bed sheets and a steam cleaner for the mattress, unless you enjoy the smell of your buddies sex juices.
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>>17725580
Look through the keyhole (if there is one) and watch her tits jiggle
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Hooking up with friend's GF 2016-11-01 15:31:55 Post No.17725266
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So I have this friend with a perfect gf. Cute, athletic, funny, and a little awkward in the same way I am. We got to know each other pretty well over the summer and she's dropping some serious hints that she's into me, and not seeing her for a month until now has made me realize how deep my feelings are for her.
Her bf isn't that good of a friend, in fact I'm better friends with his circle than him. He just does/says weird shit all the time and when he pops off like that she always looks at me like 'lol did you just see that?'
My issue is, if I don't, I think someone else will. She goes out with her single girlfriends all the time & talks about rushing a sorority (I'm in a fraternity) & I feel like one of the reasons she parties and all this shit is to impress me. This chad on her IM football team blows up her Instagram comments whenever she posts now so I think time is running out.
The people I've talked to about it are divided about 50/50 on what I should do, but my roommate said we'd be the cutest couple which is further endearing. On the other hand, when people find out I'll likely loose a friendgroup.
I want to tell her how I feel but I don't know the best way to do that. Ask her to hang out then spill my guts and ask if she feels the same? Fuck this is a rock and a hard place.
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Don't do it. I can see you're finding a bunch of reasons to justify stealing your friend's gf. None of that shit matters. The fact that she's dating your friend means she's off the table if you value his circle's friendship.
It seems like their relationship is on the rocks, so all you have to do is wait for it to end. Be friendly with her but don't spill your feelings while she's still dating him.
If she cheats on him with someone else, then that should tell you what kind of girlfriend material she is. If she breaks up with him for other reasons, then you can speak to him, tell him you're going to pursue her and are telling him out of respect, and do your thing.
Just don't be a homewrecker. It's easy and fun, but extremely selfish and shitty.
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>>17725266
Let their relationship die out if it's supposed to, you're not running out of time because she is still with this guy right? If you mean she will cheat on him with the chad if you don't act soon then is that really someone you want to be with anyway?
I'm sure once they break up you will be one of the first to know, during that period continue being friends with her and see if things escalate, tell your friend you're interested in her out of respect and then make your move, that way you haven't done anything morally wrong, he will likely resent you but that's on him.
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We could keep it a secret, at least for a while. I think she's the best I'm going to get, I've never met someone so similar to me yet so attractive.
Thing is, I'm tired of waiting. All my life I've just sat by and let golden opportunities pass because I was too scared or too lazy to do anything.
Put yourself in her shoes: she's in a strained relationship with trouble in the past, likes this guy but he won't make a move, and along comes a popular, jacked, Zack Efron looking chad who trains with her and doesn't give a fuck about her boyfriend's group, and is assertive enough to go for it.
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On Halloween night I went with a bunch of friends and my gf to a club.
My gf left early because she was tired. So I stayed and was having a good time being drunk when this hot girl in a harley quinn costume approached me.
She just seemed friendly at first but after very little she started making out with me and even reached in my pants to grab my cock.
I eventually pushed her away and got away from her.
Although I managed to stop her before things got serious, I'm really ashamed.
I'm really not like this, I have thought I never that I cheated on my gf. Should I tell her and say I'm sorry or pretend it never happened? None of my friends saw me during the event.
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Just bury that shit deep down and never let it out. Telling the truth will open a wound which will need healing and introduce an outcome outside of your control so I just wouldn't even go there.
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If you tell her, there will be unforseen consequences
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If you can look into yourself and guarantee this won't happen again then I would just bury it and forget about it, it meant nothing to you right? You hardly remember it right?
Telling your girlfriend will relieve the guilt you feel but it will likely fuck up your relationship, if you are truly remorseful and the guilt is overbearing then I would consider telling her but if you can live with it and not repeat anything like it again then I'd advise doing so.
You fucked up hard though, don't let it happen again, if you're into doing that stuff leave your partner first and be free, otherwise keep it between you and your loved one.
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Ok so I had a situation with a new female employee, I myself had just started there 2 1/2 months ago. Regardless me and this new employee where throwing verbal threats to each other (she started it but wasn't the only one). She was close to getting off he clock when this happened. During the hike situation she was calling her "click" telling them I was talking bad about them... well 2 hours later after she had originally left she came back in with a group of people wearing mask and took a swing at me, then walked out, I couldn't do anything in return because one of my other associates held me back. I then went to report it, well because I've never had a group of niggers walk in to the store with mask to take a swing at me. Nb4 no I didn't call them niggers in the report. So now after reporting this incident I have been suspended without pay, which I don't know if that means I have been fired, but that they would investigate the scene and determine what happens to me, a process my manager said would take about a week, well it's only been 4 days but I have no clue what has happened or if I had gotten myself fired, what does chan think? Am I guilty abot this situation? What can I do to speed up the process? Have I been fired?
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report to cops dumb ass not walmart HR
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We'll it's to late for that now bru bru, the choice has been made, I have to live with it, but I need to know if I didn't get myself fired maybe from someone who works in the store
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>Am I guilty abot this situation?
Partially. "throwing verbal threats to each other" is not acceptable, no matter who started. Obviously she went overboard and hence it's more clear cut for her but you aren't purely blameless. Besides, you live in a country with cucked employee rights so they can just fire you to avoid drama. Or because they feel like it after throwing a coin.
>What can I do to speed up the process?
Nothing if you want to stay. Resign if you want to get fired already.
>Have I been fired?
Obviously not yet.
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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Reposting and making sure I keep this intentionally vague. And I don't think that I have to pass it through a translator, do I?
I met a person here (for privacy reasons I cannot be more specific). We've been talking for under half a month, and we have clicked very well. However all I know about them is their IM account and a disposable email. They have sent some photos of themselves, all of them consistent with each other, but they have all been past photos rather than something new.
I know their name, but because you can never be too confident I googled a bit about them. I could not find any of their information at all, and all I found were alternative IM accounts on the same client and a few posts on 4chan where they says some things I already know about them.
Do I have reason to distrust them? What should I do?
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If you meet someone on 4chan, you have reason to distrust them by default
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Precisely, but I have no reason to distrust them - more like lack of reasons to trust them properly. What's worse is that I really want to trust them.
how do i get back at someone who stabbed me in the back?
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Elope with their sister.
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even if i could i wouldn't. her sister is like a 5/10. pic related
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bang the sis, lead her on break her heart
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How do I stop being a good girl 2016-10-31 21:31:01 Post No.17723187
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I am currently very in love with my current LDR boyfriend. Although we are supposedly in a monogamous relationship, I find it hard to beleive since he does not give me much attention.
I am tired of always wanting a faithful relationship instead of wanting to have fun like most girls my age(18). I am very paranoid about being cheated on from past experience. I do not want to give someone who is lying to me my virginity.
Since he is letting me fly to visit him soon, I want to have the mindset of "im going to have such a fun experience at this guys house" than "i am going to make love to the love of my life but hope he isnt going behind my back"
The problem is I think about him a lot and do not want to lose him because he is perfect to me and hard to replace
I have an obsessive mind in general how do I stop it
I am still in my youth and need a better insight because me wanting to be a special snowflake is unhealthy I feel.
Does anyone else have this problem?
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>I think he's cheating on me
>but I think he's perfect for me
Is this bait? The stupidity of the post, combined with the picture makes me think it is.
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What evidence do you have that he's cheating on you?
Is he paying for you to fly there?
I would say let him come to you and let him pay for it. If he's willing to do that for you, he wouldn't compromise your relationship by cheating.
Look at his actions rather than his words.
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If he is telling the truth, than he is perfect for me because when we converse we overall make a cute couple. I am fond of his unique personality. You can never be sure with long distance though. He once mentioned one of his female friends casually which made me angry, but I am weary of him since when we first met, he flirted with me after only a week without asking me out right away. He seems flirtatious and I a, hoping that he does not flirt casually nowadays.
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At what age should someone kill themselves if they're still single?
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None.
there is nothing wrong about being single.No one putted it as a norm other then modern society.It Is not a human disease.
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>It Is not a human disease.
But it is
www.express.co.uk/news/uk/723323/Sexual-partner-fertility-disability-World-Health-Organisation-IVF/
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>still single
as in never dated?
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Hey /adv/, can someone give me advice on electric guitars? I want to learn how to play them, and which one should I buy? I'm currently a college student.
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Get rocksmith 2014 get any guitar to start with have fun
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First off buy a starter set and nothing really fancy like this one.
The absolute hardest thing about the process is sticking with it.
Try to find either a teacher or someone else to learn along with you to keep you encouraged
Rocksmith 2014 is really fun but all the best songs are dlc which can get really expensive
I've only been playing for 3 years so I'm no expert or anything
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Thanks, I've never heard of rocksmith 2014.
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>met a girl at a party and got her number
>texted her around 5pm the next day
>said she was drinking wine at a friend's place, she liked meeting me, and that she wanted "more"
>asked if she wanted more wine or more of me
>she said, "you, of course"
>talked a bit more and she seemed to want me to flirt with her more
>told her that I was going to make her wait until tomorrow (Monday) or Tuesday over coffee because she seemed to be a little tipsy
>texted her Monday around 8
>didn't text me back until 1am and said that we should get together today or tomorrow (Wednesday)
>texted her around 11 asking if 3ish would work for her today
>haven't heard from her and it's 5pm
What do you guys think?
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>told her that I was going to make her wait until tomorrow (Monday) or Tuesday over coffee
Nice, a little flirty teasing..
>because she seemed to be a little tipsy
..ah never mind you fucked up
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No I didn't tell her that that was the reason for my saying that to her
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You fucked up man. This isn't a fairy tale women don't want that knight in shining armor. She wanted you to go fuck her and you didn't. Rejecting a woman's advances is literally the worst thing you can do at this stage.
White Knight beta gets cucked again.
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Save me /adv/, I'm going mad.
I'm madly madly in love with this Girl A that I don't want anyone besides her in my entire life. Even though I'm 20 and pretty inexperienced about relationships, I know that she is the one for me and no one like her ever gonna be introduced in my life. We've been best friends for a few years and we spend most of our days together since we met without getting bored of each other. Until recently she was like a sister for me and I was a brother to her; but as I was becoming sure of my feelings and couldn't bear to hold them to myself I've opened up to her. Turns out she also has feelings for me but she claims a relationship between us is tragically impossible for two reasons. First, she has a boyfriend whom she considered breaking up with a lot lately but she can't break up right now because there is nothing bad going on and she doesn't want be a girl who ends one year old relationship for being with someone else. Second, this Girl B, whom I had a very brief relationship recently, is one her closest friends and roommate who also wants to get back together with me. She tells me that I need to have a relationship with the Girl B and it should end with natural causes (not because of her) then after a long period of time maybe we can be together. I foolishly bought into her reasons and stupidly convinced myself that I'll make the Girl B's thoughts about me in a way that she won't care if I go out with Girl A. Now the second day of my relationship with Girl B, Girl A is heavily depressed, despising her emotions, wants to destroy her feelings. She thinks that she will start to despise me if she sees me enough with Girl B so she opposes me whenever I tell her that I will break up with Girl B.
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So even though we love each other, I can't convince her to go out with me. She is very afraid of the consequences of being with me; but I don't care about them. How do I convince her? How do I make her desperately in love with me so she won't care about other people?
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Also, she had a quarrel with her bf over phone today and told me that she will now do the most terrible thing: she will break up with her bf and go out with someone else. I know this is not her being slutty but a way to ease her pain. I really don't want her to be hurt like this.
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