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>cute indian girl liked me on Twitter
>she has one leg

am I a bad person if this is a dealbreaker? I mean, she's literally handicapped. I guess I appreciate she liked me back, but I didn't notice she was missing a leg until the third picture.
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>>17726869
dunno seems like she'd be an easy date since you can't go many places lol
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>>17726869
kek
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Thats hot

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would you date a girl who have sucked off 2 of your friends?

right now, we're in a fuck buddy relation, but i can hint some clues that this girl is starting to fall for me. still, i can't get off my head he sucked 2 good friends, and i KNOW this will be an issue in the future
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I wouldn't date a guy who enters fuck buddy relationships.
Well you know what to do. Cut her off because you'll crucify her for liking sex. Get yourself a virgin girl why you keep fucking girls for fun. Be proud of yourself.
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>>17726874
total strangers =/= friends

every time you look your friend in the face you know he had been dicking her

you won't give a fuck about a stranger because you obviously don't know him or will ever see him
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>>17726874

holy shit, calm your tits. no need to be judgemental, or a plain asshole about a question

can you at least tell me how to work this thing in my mind? fuck off if you're not going to help

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Why do i sweat from my armpits so much? It isn't hot out and i'm not stressed, yet i always have giant pit stains. My armpits are literally the only part of me that sweats this much, and it's fucking obnoxious. How do i stop sweating from my fucking armpits so much?
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>>17726847
Pit stains come from your choice of deodorant/antiperspirant. Find one that doesn't use aluminum. As for the sweating, not much you can do unfortunately. That's genetic
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>>17726854
Any deoderont you would recommend? I've been using Degree Dry Protection.
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Should money not be an issue, you coukd always consider gland reduction procedures.

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Hi guys I am about to have a baby boy. I am reading all those theories about the connections between vaccine and autism and even SIDS. I don't trust the doctors because they would recommend vaccines for sure.

Is there any advises whether to vaccinate my boy? Which vaccines should I select?
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Do it. Not doing it allows those viruses to permeate through our society, which can ultimately be a danger to everyone.

As for the autism theories, that is based off of a British scientist's study that was discredited. Andrew Wakefield basically manipulated the results to get the conclusion that he wanted, making the theory invalid. There's no water to what those people are saying, they just like get mongering.
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>>17726842
Absolutely vaccinate.
The reason vaccinations are recommended is because they have been shown to potect against infections that can kill you.
If you look at the risk of death or side effects from vaccination, and compare to if you are not vaccinated and contract the disease, it is clear that the vaccine is a far superior option.
Think about what you are saying when you link autism to vaccines.
First of all, they have done studies that show that one article people reference was wrong. Vaccines are not shown to lead to autism.
Furthermore, you child could still get autism if you don't vaccinate.
Also, autism doesn't kill you, polio can.

Please follow your doctor's advice.
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>>17726853
he didn't even manipulate results. He straight up fabricated them.

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Game. Being 'smooth'. Being charming to women to get into their pants.

How do I do it? I've always been told 'you're not smooth at all' or 'gee you really know how to talk to a lady *sarcastically* ' or just straight up awkward.

I've managed to fuck girls who were, easy, for lack of a better term- either recently single, crazy, or chubbies. I'm fit and not terrible looking, and I think if I work on my 'game' I can achieve better results. But I have no fucking clue what 'game' is. I always hear about people 'gaming' their way into girls' pants but I never fucking see it happen. I always hear of the chubby ugly guy who has a 'great personality' and 'lots of game' who can get hot girls to fuck him.

How do I achieve this? What do I do to work towards this? I do try approaching girls, I'll get rejected most of the time, but I'll get 0 feedback and have no clue where I went wrong.

Help?
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>>17726835
>chubby guy 4 u

Okay so you "hear" about these "chubby ugly guys" who fuck "hot girls" using their "great personality" and "lots of game" but do you ever actually see it?
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>>17726973
not op but I've seen two fairly chubby guys (one of them started lifting afterwards) date 9/10 blondes. And what's fascinating is that they both have the same obnoxious, extremely loud and arrogant personality. I can't describe how fucking bizarre it is to me that two assholes that look and act so similar also managed get Stacy gfs.
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>>17726835
Look up Real Social Dynamics. They have what you're looking for and most of the content you can get for free. (Which is good, because their prices crazy. Advantage of being a cult, I guess.)

I applied much of their stuff and got to be pretty smooth with girls. I've put it on the side for now because I've recently gone in for a relationship.

If they are a bit too intense for you, then try a book called "How to meet and connect with women" by Wayne Elise. It's my favourite book on the subject. Very straight forward and helpful if you are a nice guy. Not a "nice guy", but a genuinely nice guy.

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>hit up girl I've been crushing on since high school
>she was talking about her recent breakup which led to pic related

W-what do? I'm too smooth to exist

Ignore the dates the calendar is messed up on my phone
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>>17726826
Pretty damn creepy I say abort and see if she gets jealous
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>>17726826
>Beta orbiter
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>>17726863
Last time we spoke was months ago

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How do you get over someone who no longer cares about you?

Like how do I move on, how do I stop wondering if she's talking to someone, how do I stop caring?
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>>17726795
get a hobby
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Find a distraction. Try fitness or something like that.
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>>17726797
I don't enjoy anything.

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I've dug myself into a hole I can't get out of.

Fastest way to kill self?
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shotgun to face i suppose
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Stop digging
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>>17726754
Gun to the head is fastest. If you don't own a gun jump off something tall. Don't try a car crash or anything like that, you'll live. Make your decisions carefully anon, killing yourself is something you can't come back from.
BTW WTF did you do that's so bad?

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my friend took 840mg of prozac and 600mg of hydroxyzine and they're in the hospital are they gonna die?
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>>17726752
Hopefully
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>>17726752
bump please help
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>>17726752
No

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This is deposited in your bank account. What do you do for fun? No investing advice please.
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think harder about quitting my job and still not do it
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>>17726747
gibe moni pls
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>>17726747

film my web series.

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how active is the mafia in your area today?
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>>17726679
Not at all. They're influence is mainly gone. The average citizen can trivially feel miniscule presense in Little Italy, for obvious reasons. The Sanitation department as well, but its well hidden
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>>17726749
Fuck, they don't still have entire suburbs to themselves like in Chicago?
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>>17726753
By italians in general, sure. Alot of Italians in Staten island, but i dont go there. when it comes to mafia owned/operated, it's really really hard to tell. For sure, im certain the mob never stopped having connects with the sanitation department for cleaning up crime scenes.

you just don't hear about them in NY anymore, with the big names either dead, in jail, or in hiding, thanks to very heavy surveillance and cameras everywhere

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So a while ago I stumbled onto this pretty well-written blog on Tumblr (posting like full-length essays and articles) and it seemed like the author might be a lot of fun to talk with so I tried leaving some feedback with the author. Turns out the author is a girl close to my age who seems really smart, funny and cool and likes practically the exact same shit I do (e.g. /a/, /tv/ and /lit/ stuff), lives not that far away, and is single. (I think she may also use 4chan too so hopefully she is not browsing /adv/.)

I really want to try just having a conversation with her to see what she's like but her profile is set up so she can't receive DMs from strangers. I tried reblogging/responding to her posts and dropping her casual AMAs a couple times but no dice. I think she may be like internet famous or something so I can't tell whether she's intentionally ignoring me or whether my attempts to reach out are just drowned out by a sea of random internet people.

What should I do? Is there any non-weird way to get her to notice me? Do I just have to be cooler, or be patient or what? Is it really right to give up before she's even noticed me?
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you're a fuckkin creep, cut that shit out
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>>17726687
I actually did cut it out after like a week, but it's still bugging me a couple months later.
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Is this situation really that weird?

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What's the quickest way to immobilize someone without killing them?
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taser
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>>17726666
Ask them about their penis
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Up-close-and-personal? Arm locks, leg locks, pressure points - shit they teach you in self-defense courses or you can discover through the miraculous wonder of Google-Fu. Likewise, most males and many females will be at least momentarily stunned by a kick, knee, punch or other sharp blow to the groin, as well as (slightly more reliably) a strike to the solar plexus or the inside of the knee, although the latter is a difficult target in a rushed, panicked scenario.

At a slightly longer range and with more preparation, self-defense items can be brought into play, such as pepper spray or tasers, although the latter may require practice to get the aim right and the former definitely needs familiarity to deal woth the fact that you WILL be exposing yourself to the same agent in the process. Other possibilities for distraction and disorientation can include proper or makeshift flashbangs, repurposed strobe-lights and, in a pinch, good ol' 'Pocket Sand' or any equally small-particle powdery substance you can fit into a handful (flour for instance).

Once the subject is disoriented and off-guard, rope, zip-ties or even articles of (durable) cloth such as sheets or jackets might serve as restraints, provided you act fast and are aware that 'disoriented' does not mean 'helpless' - your subject can, and likely will, begin struggling and fighting back almost immediately once he or she becomes aware of your attempts, and will only grow more desperate as freedom becomes more restricted.

Remember that, when securing an individual with any form of restraints, major joints are your friends - wrists and ankles are good tie-off points, as are knees and elbows; likewise, a sharp strike to the bicep is less effective at getting results than a similar one to the inside of the elbow.

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What should I do if a girl really seems like she likes me then when I ask her out she says she can't because she's "talking" to someone else? At this point I would normally move on because I dint want to deal with this shit but this girl is really something else.
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>>17726662
There's no winning this anon. Just move on. If you try to peruse it'll only get worse.
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>>17726670
Persue*
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>>17726670
RIP myself.

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I've been thinking about the rope I have in my garage for 2 weeks now,
it keeps popping out in my mind everytime I'm having a rough moment, and that's happiening pretty often.

I want to escape so badly, I don't care about being a coward or fixing this.
Things have gotten out of hands and I don't want to deal with anything anymore, I want to rest.
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>>17726651
No one can tell you what to do. But as one guy who's been getting shitted on a lot lately to probably another. I just want you to know that it's never as bad as it seems, and that when you wake up, everything's going to be fine. I guarantee that you'll wake in a better place and in a better time. So you're tired of living? Feel like you might give in. Well don't. It's not your time.
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>>17726651

Then take a holiday. Put your life on hold, travel somewhere far away. Have a good think about what went wrong and why and is there a way to fix it or to leave it behind. If you still afterwards think about that rope, then go for it, but at least as give less extreme escapist solutions a chance first.
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>>17726658
I've been watching a doc about prisoners on death row.
My life is surprisingly similar, somethimes in the middle of the night I wake up like as if I've been in a coma for the past 5 years and I suddently realize what's my situation and I feel a deep despair.

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