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According to a some recent conversations with friends of mine, I do not ever act like I'm looking for a relationship, or that I would even be interested in one. It's not like I'm antisocial. I can navigate different situations well enough, and have had several relationships, but these comments kind of stuck in my mind. How is a guy supposed to act when he's "looking?"
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>>17730752
Fuck opinions
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boner, 24/7. also all your photos on social media should feature yourself shirtless.

it's the only way for people to know for sure.
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>>17730752
Leave your fly open with your dick flapping out and when you see a woman that you find attractive wave your hips back in forth right in front of her.

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Help me out guys. I need to finish one more online class before i get my degree but it has to be Spanish 2. I passed Spanish 1 because i didn't need to do anything, but now Spanish 2 is too hard and i know zero Spanish. I've tried using google translate but some of it translates wrong, and for some of the audio i don't know how to type it into the translator. I'm 20% done and i have a 60% in the class what should i fucking do?
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Serves you right for not paying attention in Spanish 1
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>>17730711
Well in america you need 1 year of a language to graduate. I took mandarin Chinese for a semester, but the teacher moved back to china so i was left with half a credit and i was told by my counselor that i could just take spanish 1 and not spanish 2 too get the other half credit but my counselor just told me that won't work anymore.
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>>17730716
Is that supposed to be some sort of excuse?

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Fucked a girl on halloween, didnt exchange ages. after some amazing sex "oh i dont even know how old you are anon" "how old ya think?" "26" "nope, 30" "*laughs* im 19"
things didnt seem to go badly, we talked for a good some time, had a lot in common.
said i'd hit her up wed. hit her up with a "how was your trip out of town" "*silence*" *4 hours later* "was planning on going out for dinner later, care to join?" "sorry anon im still out of town" "no big! when you gonna be in town and free again?" silence
am i fucked? do i have a chance? what do? kinda crushed hard on this girl.
pic related, what i DONT wanna do.
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It was just a fling
Move on brosef
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She just wanted sex
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>>17730679
so how hard would it be to make it a regular thing? cant say i've had a fuck buddy before either

Recently (as in bout a month ago) started on prozac for depression. Worked up to the full recommended dosage. It's not really doing much for me anymore (not that it really did). It just makes me exhausted and I end up sleeping 12+ hours a day at a minimum. I don't want to go out or do anything. I still feel depressed and slightly suicidal. What do I do? Stick it out w meds or quit and go it alone or try something else? what's worked for you guys?
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>>17730642
There are a million different antidepressants, maybe ask about trying a different one.
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Talk to your doctor
Fuck
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Talk to you Doc about weening off the Meds. Look up St. John's Wort for depression. shrooms could help or hurt, it's a wildcard. good luck

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How do guys get girls to have sex with them in interesting places?

This girl I'm dating had sex with a guy in the woods behind our high school. I tried to get her to have sex with me there, and she rejected me.

I also tried to get several girls to have sex with me in my car. They all rejected me.

I have no problem getting a girl to have sex with me at her house or my house, but I want to have sex in risky places.

How do other guys do it?
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>>17730602
By being so attractive they cant wait to have sex anywhere

Guess you aren't hot ;)
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>>17730608

You're probably right :(
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>>17730608

Is this really it?

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Do women like getting their tits kissed/sucked on? I'm going to lose my virginity tomorrow to a girl who has perfect sized tits, you know, that one size
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Yeah man, 32H
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>>17730580
>32H
Way too big. I know nothing about bra sizes, but the size I'm thinking of is more on the smaller size of average but still round and perky
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>>17730588
The number is the width around the chest and the letter is the number of inches from the chest (A means 1 inch, B means 2 inches, etc etc).

But yeah, tit play is good.
I mean, feel your nips. Aren't they sensitive?
For women it means more because tits are a desired body part.
Like, you want people to play with them because it justifies your sexuality

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>white
>6'2
>strong jaw, I know I look at least slightly above average (yes I'm aware of the common fallacy, I'm only basing this off comments from others)
>8"
>white-collar career
>graduated from the best uni in my country
>have sports awards
>published three books
>good knowledge on a wide range of subjects

>can't get any short/long-term girls despite having been on dozens of dates

Must be my bloody 'mild autism' because I don't know what I'm fucking doing wrong haha
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Are you going to ask for advice?
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>>17730570
>Must be my bloody 'mild autism' because I don't know what I'm fucking doing wrong haha
Or maybe good looks and 'success' don't make up for a boring personality?
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"I tick all the boxes, why don't I have a girlfriend?"

Gee, I don't know, maybe try having some personality, try not treating life as a check-list?

You have said literally fuck all about yourself or of interest, you've just listed a lot of shit. So what? I could tell you that I've been in 8 exhibitions, but what the fuck does that matter to you?

>Must be autism

Yeah sure, autism.

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So how am I supposed to message girls on tinder if I'm mainly looking for sex? I have so many matches but I never even met any of them or even had many lasting convos.
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>>17730560
Tinder is for sex. What's your problem?

But that doesn't matter. Whether you're looking for a date or for sex, what matters is power.
Power always belongs to the person who cares less.

So, even if you care a lot, act as if you don't.
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>>17730564
what do u mean care less
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>>17730564
>Power is acting like a teenager for sex

This board is fucking dumb

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A girl, tall (like 6'2.. I'm 6'0, she's taller than me), hot, blonde, fit, college educated met up with me today on tinder

She showed consistent interest throughout , and proposed meeting up again for a second date on the weekend.


I am VERY skeptical of this. What the fuck? Is she cheating on her bf? Is she looking for a beta provider? Is she doing this for attention? Is there an ulterior motive here???
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>>17730535
Who fucking cares, just sex her already faggot
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>>17730545
I'll fuckin give her mum me massive bear cock how's that sound you little shit stain pine cone wanker
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>>17730552
>>17730545
*yer mum

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Weird question I'm asking, but I'm wanting to make a mold of my vagina and make a flesh light for my boyfriend as a sort of weird personal gift for christmas this year. I have a mold of his penis which is why I think itd be cute in a strange way for him to have mine. I have no idea how to start to make this, its probably more trouble then its worth and itll end up janked but I still want to have a crack at it. From what Ive researched I can make a plaster cast of my vag then fill it with some sort of silicone but I dont want it to degrade over time. Then maybe if I get a fleshlight and somehow glue mine on it? Or maybe just make a case
Any advice on this/ how to do this would be helpful
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>>17730501
You should drink Fabuloso
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>>17730501
they sell kits for this. do some googling, youll find it
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>>17730640
From what Ive looked for theres kits to make a clone of the outside of the vagina, not an actual fleshlight

How do I find a number for a dealer?

I live in the UK, used to smoke regularly, less often now. I used to live in Liverpool, dealers would just see you were smoking a cig and ask if you wanted a number for weed - simple enough. I've just moved to York for uni and no one seems to have a number for a dealer. I've smoked weed since I've been here but it's always from other people who bring it back from home.
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>>17730424
Not a guarantee but you could ask a delivery driver if they look the part. I've worked a few delivery jobs and almost every driver at those places smoked weed (if they weren't selling it)
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>>17730424
There is this app called yik yak (you can use it on computer now too I think) and is like an anonymous Twitter except it is only broadcasts you to the people in your local area. I made a post asking for a dealer and some guy posted his snapchat name and he has been my dealer ever since.
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>>17730424
The weed in England is pretty shit imo Wales is where it's at

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I've been looking for this girl I cut off communication with a while back. I haven't been able to find her and I'm worried something bad may have happened. If you have any advice on what I can do or a way to help reply. Pic related
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>>17730417
She's ok

and probably moved on.
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>>17730522
She was very depressed and suicidal
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>>17730525
she probably liked the attention

dnt worry.

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How do I not be depressed over a tattoo? I got this tattoo and ever since then I have been depressed spending most of my day in bed or drinking diet soda while browsing the internet. Ive gotten pretty fat and I don't see myself getting my shit together any time soon. What do?
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>>17730396
idiot
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what did you get a tattoo of and where . I used to tattoo so maybye I could suggest something that would cover it
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Over a tattoo?
What the fuck are you gonna do when someone close to you dies?

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What's the point of getting /fit/ if I'll surely let myself go?
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What's the point of anything at all
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>>17730377
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>>17730375
What is the point of living if I will die?

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Do you kiss or get head knowing she prob has herpes? Im about to fuck a nymph that came onto me hard. Thoughts?
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>>17730350
How do you know she's a nymph?
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>>17730354
shes my prize from the world after denying a drunk girl sex. xD
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>>17730368
You kiss if it feels right

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