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Is your roommate a hot twink

>>17732002
funny111 fuck you
please

>>17731994
are you sure you are just not retarded and don't know how to wipe your own ass properly?

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Also, when the first one happened I was, at the time, watching porn like a motherfucker, like three times every day, so it makes sense that I'd have that problem.
Now I feel like I just get in my head too much because if she can't make me cum then she'll probably feel inadequate or something

>>17731945
>2.5 years
>no sex
stopped reading there
you are either underage or beyond help

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>>17731962
I'm 22, it seamed like something that would resolve itself over time, which now I think I was right. I'm pretty antisocial so the chances of me actually meeting someone else is pretty slim. Aside from the lack of sex, our relationship has been really good, so I didn't see why I should leave for a temporary problem

There's no food in the house and its pitch black outside. I can't go out alone especially at night because I can zone out and walk in front of cars. My partner has been in bed all day, and can't go out because his blood sugar fucked up and he has a deathly headache. Just what the fuck are we meant to do

have you talked with them about it?

>>17731956
Yes. He says he simply cannot help it (which I'm pretty sure he really can't). He says his illness is more important because he will literally die if I don't help him through this, which is absolutely true. But at the same time, it means my illnesses have to be completely ignored which is doing unbelievable damage to the progress I had made (I had began going outside alone during daylight and making it back okay)

>>17731920
Write anonymously on her Facebook "Xxx" could do solo much better than you. I hope he does." Maybe he will see it and get the hint. Maybe she will be nicer.

>>17731920
>getting back together
teenage faggots

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>>17732610
I've never understood the getting back together meme. People break up for a reason. Unless there's extenuating circumstances, it should by no means ever be considered.

>>17731906
now is the time, anon
good luck

Go for it

>>17731906
>Is now the time to make a move?
"Miles from civilization" is a very, very risky place to make the first move. Awesome when it works, reputation-killing when it doesn't. Not worth the risk. Save the moves for a safer situation.

>I don't want to look like anyone else specifically, just develop my own sense of taste and style.

The only way to do this is to stop giving a fuck about what other people think. Fashion icons throughout history have always been mocked and jeered at by basics because of their unconventional style.

Part of what makes alternative fashion so attractive, imo, is the confidence it takes to wear whatever you want.

Just get /fit/. If you have a nice body, people can't judge shit.

>>17731901
thanks. I think part of the problem is I never felt like I fit in anywhere. I think I need to just start doing my own thing and realize most people won't get it, but that's okay.

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Here's what you do. I used to be in the same position as you, no car, no license, broke, fat, alone, completely hopeless.

>Have a goal, it could be anything, to look like a greek statue, own a cool car, own a sweet computer, anything that will motivate you.

>Look for a job, any job, even if it's minimum wage, it's better than nothing

>With your 1st paycheque, buy a gym membership and protein supplements

-Day 1: back and biceps

>Dead lift 3x5
>Chin ups 3x10
>Shrugs 3x10
>lat pulls 3x10
>Back pulling excersizes, any 3x10

-CHest & tricpes

>Bench press 3x10
>Incline bench press 3x10
>Chest flyes 3x10
>Tricep extentions 3x5
>5 different tricept exersizes 3x10 each

-Legs and shoulders

>Squats 3x5
>Calf raises
>SHoulderpress 3x10
>shoulder raises 3x10
>Front deltoid raises 3x10
>Rear dealtoid raises 3x10

Do HIIT inbetween your workoud days and you will melt the fat and sculpt your body like you wouldn't believe

Also, after your workous sessions, do some ab excersizes, compounds alone won't work your abs, I learned the hard way.

It will take a year for you to look good, do not eat any sugar and junk food, get atleast 1 gram of protein per bodyweight.

When you're fit, buy some form fitting clothes and ask your dad to teach you how to drive.

>>17731868

>I live with my parents

Count this as a blessing, you can save up all your money instead of paying rent to some kike asshole.

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>>17731919
Problem is we're too poor for them to go out a lot, and my mom works from home from 8am to 10pm, just like my dad except he works out of town, so no car is available and therefore no possible mode of transportation. I'm stuck in this house 98% of the time.

>>17731915
I can't have a job because there is no way to get to one. I can't go to the gym because I don't have a car, and I live too far away from town to be able to ride a bike safely (every driver here is malicious towards cyclists thanks to the city rejecting the notion of a bike lane for 30 years), and no schedule is possible to work out between my parents working 8-10 7 days a week.

I honestly think I'm just fucked at this point.

>>17731832
Fulfilling relationships are pretty much like any friendship plus intimacy stuff.

>>17731853
How do they establish that they both want to be more than friends?

>>17731859
It happens very organically, if there was attraction towards each other, they'll acknowledge it right away and drive the point home by being more and more direct with compliments and flirting. Sometimes it's more about aligning life goals, but obviously still need some basic attraction.

Basically establish is a bit too hard word for it, there are no walls or doors, it just happens, or doesn't.

>>17731803
>also registered on tinder to see how many girls reject me.
Holy shit, this is actually a good idea in a way. Once you get enough rejections, you'll stop caring about irrelevant shit like that.

How about watching romantic movies? Specially in the cinema with other couples around.

I felt something that might compare to what you want by watching the movie Ruby Sparks.

>>17731794
What is your motive? There are threads about prescription adderral all over this sight in different places always with a picture of the adderral capsule. Explain yourself

>>17731841

My motive is that I want to continue getting the same results but I'm concerned that the XRs won't be 'strong' enough to do so.

I hear that the XRs don't feel as 'strong' but make up for it by lasting longer; I suppose I could always take two of them at a time so I'm getting 60 MGs for 4-6 hours.

>>17731794
Yeah I've used IR before and I start off feeling great. Though I'm usually at work and eventually it puts me in an agitated mood where I get angry with customers (I play it cool almost all the time but it's still awful). While on XR (Aside from the intended effects) I feel more in control and less emotional than on IR but I feel physically sick for a little while. In the last several weeks I've avoided taking any. I plan on keeping what I've got just in case.
I don't know what all you use it for exactly and how long these activities usually last so I can't say I know what's better for you. Just take what I've said into account I suppose.

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bumping topic :(

unless self-bumping doesn't work on adv :'(

>>17731782
Man up if she has a bf be polite and ignore. If single ask her out

Ask her out dude

>>17731772
It can mean either one I guess. You may have not met the person irl yet, you may have met the person irl but still live far away, or you started the relationship irl and then had to move far away.

I'm in an ldr and we have began the relationship online and met several times. It is a sexual relationship when we meet irl, and when we're far away we have sexting. And I'm not sure what you mean by "how do you trust the other person". I mean, I trust her, not sure what else to say.

>>17731786
Thanks. Yah you are right, I think the trust question is just me having really big trust issues with people in general.

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It's where you pretend you're in a relationship by investing yourself emotionally to someone online.

It's invariably people without friends or who can't get a bf/gf

I was involved in one as a teenager and we later met and moved in together, so they're not all retarded, but they mostly are and they're 100% people who haven't experienced proper mature relationships yet.

tl;dr avoid and form a real relationship

>>17731716
are you literally me, I'm 22 and everything you mentioned except the home-schooled shit.

Video game time needs to become social time.

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>>17731928
What is social time?

What kinda things should I do to get more social and get dates?

Didn't work for me but I tried it.

Better to just accept it m8. The older you get the more thin your hair becomes. If you're lucky youll still have something up there in 30 years.

>>17731672
I'm 20, my hair isn't that bad but it's relatively thin.

I have a bald patch at the back. I've had it in some form since at least 15, but it may be caused by some sort of skin condition which is my main use for using it.

If it halts balding, that's great too.

I would sooner get a transplant then go bald desu.

just treat it like girls treat a boob job, small savings over a long time.

you're 20 now so if you put away ~$80/month into a small index fund or just a savings account if you don't care about gains. do that once a month for 10 whole years and you should have about $10,000 saved up when you're 30 and that's enough to get 1000 plugs planted in and would probably cure your situation for life.

you'll look like a badass when you hit 30, or if you decide to just shave it bald and not pay you have $10000 saved.

>>17731638
Programming

I'm with ya anon. No idea what I wanna do when I graduate. It's a lot of pressure

>>17731678
it's an answer

>>17731709
what do you study?