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>>17735882

Let me guess edgy mcbladefag, you are a virgin and thus furiously masturbate on a daily basis?

wanna talk to me?

>>17735887
I'm not trying to be edgy. I'm tired of feeling this way. Yes to the first claim, no to the second. It's not that fun, and is kind of gross.

>>17735843

Keep moving. Find new friends.

>>17735851
But how? I really don't know how to find new friends, the only people I meet are my brothers friends.

>>17735871
If you live in NYC I'll be your friend

Don't know but he needs to see a therapist as soon as possible. Ignoring it and pretending it never happened is going to damage the little bugger as he gets older.

>>17735818
How old is he?

>>17735818

Sex, kids and a wife? You really brought stuff /adv/ has no idea about.

Nothing. Happened to me before and I let it unclog by itself.

>>17735810
go to the medic

>>17735810
I spent 4 months with my ear blocked once
Just wait it out

Maybe try those fizzy ear cleaning drops things

Lose weight until you are a normal healthy weight for your height then and only then can we defaggotize you anon.

>>17735791

Clothes don't make the man. When you open your mouth they will be able to tell. Find nerds like you and socialize with them.

You have nice hair in my opinion, but if you want to look more masculine you could get a buzz cut.

>Would you guys smash?

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

Fastest way to get ostracized from your family and be labelled a weirdo. Do not in any circumstances smash. I won't be coming back to this thread because this post should be sufficient. Good day and keep your dick in your pants you pathetic sack of shit.

>>17735723
>I'm scared she'll blab about it

Don't do it then. I was in a similar situation. As the advances got bolder I realized she was a clingy mother fucker and it would not have ended well for the family.

>>17735729

Yea this is the main reason I just keep it in my pants and masturbate instead of taking her into the smash and smashing her sweet pussy in and busting a sweet nut.

If she didn't blab I would reconsider but doesn't look like she's one to keep it a secret

>>17735705
How does fucking calling for a date considered as a sexual offense?

>>17735722
dude, the girl gave me her phone number to send her my curriculum.

>>17735722

Because of all the SJW and feminist bullshit that has infected the world, anon, where have you been?

OP just ask her out politely.

>>17735702
was your dog on a leash ?
was his dog on a leash ?
where did it happen ?

>>17735707
>>17735707
mine yes

his no, it came from down the street and attacked my dog in my front yard

>>17735724
then he doesn't have a case. why the fuck didn't you call the police ?

You have to be 18 to post here.

>What should I do?

whatever you want

>How do I make new friends?

friends are found not made

>Or should I kill myself?

eh
pretty weak reason to kill yourself OP

>>17735736
I am 18 and 4 months.
>>17735938
Its been like this my entire life and I don't know how to make or find friends. Every time I go to a new school everyone hates me. I don't know why.

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>>17735684

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1.) I’ve thought about going for a compositional bachelor program or maybe community college but it’s just too impractical. My degree is already too old. I’d be throwing away any continuation with STEM. Unless I regain God’s mercy I’m never going to luck into a better job. I would have to wage-cuck this same job for 5 years or more to pay off my loans and build my savings back up. I’d have to start from scratch with a cc career like phlebotomy or join the military. It’d be hard to resist falling into depression or suicide.
2.) I could learn pharmacy and use 1-5 spare hours per week to teach myself music. 6 years from now I could be making bank. I could secure myself financially and then start teaching myself music more seriously. Although my life would be so fucking busy I’d probably just drop music and all of my dreams and settle for a family life. If I’m even lucky enough to get married. If I’m even lucky enough to get accepted into pharmacy school to begin with.
3.) I could just quit my job and quit school. I might luck into a better paying job. A year or two down the line I might have enough savings to really gear myself up and get hungry about teaching myself music.

What do I do? I’m making a heavy financial investment in pursuing this PharmD. It’s a half-assed emotional investment. It’s a half-assed effort. It’s unlikely that I’ll make it.

But I can’t just quit school or this job. What the fuck am I going to do for better work? What am I going to do with myself? I would be a failure. I wouldn’t be playing it safe anymore but I would be extremely lost.

The part that hurts the most is that I’m a novice musician. I have a keyboard and a guitar that I don’t have the time to touch.

So? Wat do?

Why didn't you go into engineering? You would have gotten a decent job even with your shitty GPA.

Congratulations, you played yourself. As for what you can do? Music isn't the option, that is a hobby and nothing more. Regarding your degree, why not apply to work in a lab and work your way up?

>>17735746
Why didn't you go into engineering?
>lol implying I have the mental fortitude or will to make it through an engineering degree.

>You would have gotten a decent job even with your shitty GPA.
So fucking true.

>Music isn't the option, that is a hobby and nothing more
Agree and disagree at the same time

>why not apply to work in a lab and work your way up?
This is a really good option I should be putting more thought into. It'd provide good financial security and good experience.

It's crossed my mind before, but I'd have to move far away from where I am now to have better opportunity for such a thing. I'm in BFE.

Thanks anon

Maybe seeing a therapist is your only solution anon, that doesn't sound normal.

>>17735759
What would a therapist tell me that I can't find on the internet? I'm beyond broke right now, so getting one is an impossibility.

>>17735762

How is someone fine with socializing with 3 people but one on one is an impossibility? I don't understand, how is 1 worse than 3?

>>17735656
meditate and remember its all bullshit
whatever happens life will go on
so fuck em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92i5m3tV5XY

Always make sure your knees are up, when running.

Most people when they run, just kind of rapidly shuffle their feet around. Kick your fucking knees up, just keep your mind on doing that.

Former military guy here, that little tip usually cuts at least a minute off bad runners score. You'll also be less tired.

>>17735679

I think what this anon means is just actually fucking stretch your legs out and move forward.

Get a stride.

Knees up just makes you bob up and down and doesn't necessarily make you faster.

Breakfast - don't eat anything that you don't want to puke up. Banana is a good idea.

Don't stretch, just jog around or in place for about five minutes before you actually run to warm up. Static stretches are for afterward.

And train next time.

>>17735653
>What do I say to get a positive response?

There's no magic phrase. If she likes you, just ask her out. If she doesn't... then she doesn't.

And bump

>>17735669
>bumping a thread on /adv/
>three minutes later
>while it's still on the first fucking page

>>17735629
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>>17735632

>>17735638
You look completely normal
Tall but normal
What exactly is the issue?

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>>17735579

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>>17735580

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>>17735581