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>>17735773

>Should I admit to spying on her and break up?

Yes. She'll get angry that you were spying on her and call you an asshole. You'll get angry for confessing love for people behind your back.

You'll argue, you'll break up, you'll move and then in the end you'll win because you won't be dating some bitch who is trying to double time you behind your back.

Your worried about admitting to spying ? Are you mental leave her now regardless of his response

Ya'll are sounding about right, more opinions please, just for validation. I'm taking this hard

>>17733461

The term friendzoned is stupid, it implies you fucked up along the way and now you're stuck in this perpetual void of not being worthy enough. The truth is she never saw you as attractive and if they're decent human beings they won't lead you to think they do, so dropping massive hints about where you stand is a good thing, you can both be on the same page and save yourself future embarrassment.

>>17733461
seems like it but she might just be distant
try asking her out lol

>>17733461
Ask her out.
But the signs aren't in your favor

>>17730658
Planks feel great

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You live too far away

>>17730676
Planks are hell.

Inclined sit ups are better

It hurts more to think about how easy it was for you to get over me than to think about you with someone else.
How do I stop feeling so hurt over something that happened so long ago? I probably shouldn't have bottled it up, but this is just a bit past ridiculous. I just wish we could talk about it. Or anything, really.
"I thought of you today, and with words I can't describe the way mi corazón se movió."

I miss talking to you so much. All the dumb shit we did. Fuck I just want to hear your voice. I'm sorry for the shit I did. I'm not going to say everything was entirely my fault, you had a hand in things too you know that, but I was out of line. I was so blinded by my own emotions, not like that's a excuse for the things I did. All I could express was pure fucking rage, which I'm sure your aware of. I'm not sure where this even leading in all honesty. I regret what I said, I was wrong, I admit it. Truth is, you're way to good of a person to be completely cut from my life. Can we just talk things out and get all the frustrations and anger that we never got out when we should have? Hope you had a good Halloween.

>>17723904
>All I could express was pure fucking rage
lmao
opposite of me

S
Kinda like you. You're great company. I hope we have an ongoing relationship, and I wouldn't mind if it evolved.

A
You better be doing good because I'd hate to see you hurt

N
I think you're lying about your "boyfriend", but even if he's your husband, I'm still going to flirt. I like your company, too, idk if you're just telling me that lie because you think I will just stop talking, but I hope you're trusting me more, now. Not really pushing for more personal time together, you know

Bump because it doesn't have anything to do with relationships.

Adderall helps quite a bit for me, wouldn't snort it though. I had a prescription during high school and just took pills orally.

>>17738285
Define bad life, and say how college would improve it.

I don't.
I put up with it for the sake of my boyfriend, but I honestly derive no joy at all from sex.

>>17738093
Do you orgasm?

>>17738090
Clitoral stimulation?
Anal G spots?
Kinks?

Finding the right person will help you enjoy it more. I'm a guy so maybe disregard all of this.

>>17738089
He'll get sentenced with possession most likely. In the states they'd usually let them off with parole or community service. The UK is probably similar

Just looked up the law, the most he'll get it is 5 years but you can always bail him out or get community service I'd expect.

>>17738100

Thanks for the reply
Does Sentenced imply jail time?

everyone tries to seem that way on facebook.

They got money. That's about it.

>>17738059
unfriend her. Social media is not an accurate depiction of real life, that bitch sounds like she has issues of her own. No sweat off your back, if you try to forget a bitch ass.

You have noticed an element of social theory:
Women like this can get away with this shit because of their looks. Women like that have no conscience because they know that they can do anything, and there will still be a white knight lined up for her. It is a shame.

You should probably get a therapist or a life couch for this stuff. As for alarms, try putting it across the room under your clothes and make sure its really loud, that tends to help motivate me to get up in the morning. Maybe also get a hobby and commit yourself to it 100%, exercising, DIY whatever just something you can do to take your mind off things.

>>17738051
How do you get close to girls? Please give tips.

>>17738164
Try pursuing them in a friendship fashion first?
Then see if romance develops from that, you problem might just be your focusing too much on them as a conquest or a goal instead of a person you have to get along with. If the romance doesn't pan out then hey, you still have a friend to lean on.

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>>17737952
This happened like 1 week ago and I've changed a lot at work, like I'm more dedicated. NOW, what troubles me is that yesterday I was hanging out with one of my co-workers (he's a staff, and all the staff from my team are unhappy for the same reasons) and he had a very similar conversation with our manager and our manager told him that I wasn't ready for a senior promotion next year because I just got promoted to staff 2 this year (apparently he told our manager that I had more responsibilities compared to him, and that I was getting groomed for senior next year and he wasn't, which isn't true). His conversation was a day before the conversation I had with my boss.

I feel like my boss just told me what I wanted to hear so I didn't quit, and that realistically I'm not getting anything next year. I was thinking in calling the HR lady from the other office again, and check if the offer is still up. Would I be doing the correct thing? Objectively speaking, people that work at the other firm keep telling me that its inferior compared to my current firm (both Big 4), the problem in my office salaries and growth is considerably slower, but they train you a lot harder.

>>17737952
>I call the other firm's human resources lady, tell her that I reject the offer.

You stupid fuck.

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>>17737961
Shit's too long to type it. I'm an autistic neckbeard and I feel like people like me, or at least tolerate me, at my current work, specially my manager and my co-workers.

It kinda scared me knowing that I'll have to start autism from scratch at another firm.

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I guess it is true, there's nothing left that no one is offended by anymore. How badly does pic related trigger you, OP?

Tell her you prefer natural nails

>>17737886
Hi, it seems like there was a mistake with your post. Not only did you fail to provide advice on the "/adv/ - Advice" board, but you tried to offend me, which failed, since I am able to just -- picture this -- not click on the thumbnail.

It looks as though you should kill yourself.

Small, but still yes

did you pee or jerk off before fucking the bitch?

>>17737936
no jerk off, but she was sucking me
i didnt cum that day before that

and i must have peed earlier that night, but not immediately prior

>>17737793
Use not getting laid as motivation for getting out of your parents house. Don't concern yourself with relationships romantic or otherwise. Focus on building a life for yourself and getting money together and setting up shop.

>>17737841
I already am doing that. I'm only living with them temporarily to save up money to buy a house faster. I make good money already and I could easily afford to live on my own right now, but I made the conscious choice to do this because it will help help me get to my goals faster.

>>17737850
Okay well. Just keep doing that and then the bitches shall flock when you roll up in a Mercedes and bring them to a 5 bedroom. No need to give them the image that you're a loser when you're really not

>>17737755
Are you like very cute, romantic guy, who is really into her and shows it?

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what you should do is do the same.. act disinterested in her. dont talk to her talk at her... rememeber passive aggresiveness is for bitches

>>17737780
Pretty much, but that shit don't work

>>17737692
Yeah, I am. Why?

>>17737692
THe only part of that list that fits me is being a hischool dropout - i quit school and started a career instead.

Today i'm in the same field, living a normie life, with wife and three kids.

>>17737692
>loser
What does it mean for you?
>faggot
Nah, I like pussy, mate.
>college drop-out
Shockingly not, yet.
>standardless loser
My standards are pretty damn high.
>moron
I'd say I am at least average level of intelligence.
>arrogant jock
Not much into sports lately.
>self-liar/uneducated
Pretty balanced at these I think.
>bookless
Got tons of books whether in my shelf or on my phone.
>degenerate
The fuck does it even mean?
>irresponsible
Wouldn't say so.
>immature
On the line where all the immature shit I say tends to be viewed as wise.
>immoral
>believing in somebody else telling me what's right or wrong
Why?