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>>18658480
nugs is bugs autocorrect changed it

build tolerance by playing with them :^}

Just fuckin' vacuum em up it's easy.

Your tits are bigger, fuller, and depending on the stage you may be able to squirt milk in jest. Your skin appears healthier, shinier, but not the greasy kind of shine. It's much easier for you to orgasm than when you weren't pregnant. If you're far along that's pretty much all you have going for you physically. Realizing you're carrying your progeny, continuing the human race, and having a high self esteem despite the giant belly and needing to pee every 15 minutes are some of the biggest turn ons possible. Also you can use the closer parking spots at stores and make every man in the immediate area jealous

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You're a vessel holding a child.

Why on Earth would you want to be sexy?

You can just dress flattering instead

>>18658496
my boobs have leays been huge and they haven't changed till now (week 30...).
my skin has always been smooth and healthy, i see no difference there, either. all that "pregnancy glow" is just placebo. if you've been healthy before then it won't change a thing.
i also don't really orgasm easier.
so i have zero reasons to feel sexy...
and how would parking closer to the entrance make me feel sexy? kek
i apprecciate your answer, i already googled it and came across lists of similar things to focus on or do, but they just don't cut it.
i don't feel like my body belongs to me anymore and as if i lost reign over turning myself on. and i have no clue how to fix that. it's annyoing since i love feeling sexy. oh well...

I don't know. I don't have an answer for you but I know that feeling. An older coworker confided in me that she had the same problem. A man she was going to marry broke up with her after treating her pretty poorly for a long while. Their relationship wasn't going well and he wasn't willing to fully commit to her. She's "moved on" and dated since then, but not a day goes by that she doesn't miss him. She said she's not sure if you ever move on, only that you some day learn to live with it.

I'm beginning to think she might be right. I'm not sure if every relationship is one we move on from.

Man the fuck up dude. I just got broken up with 2 weeks ago, and there's only a void because you don't want to move on. Think back to when you were in high school or whenever you didn't know her. Was there a void in your life then? Or did you just get too comfortable and used to this girl that not having her creates a void in your life? Get over her man, life's to short to not enjoy it

read up on "co-dependency". you have issues (likely low levels of differentiation of your self) that make you attach and depend way too much of your wellbeing to and on HER.

Lol it was on you to wish him a happy retirement.

What did you want him to tell you you've grown into such a handsome young man?

>>18658438
>I would have thanked him for helping our family for over three decades and wished him luck in his retirement since dad and as I explained mom can't anymore. But not it was just thank you doctor, goodbye, same as usual.

Why are you fuckers so autistic? Is it all the anime you watch?

>>18658446
Why not lol?

I have lots of dramatic memories of him. I guess for him it's different, we were just one of thousands. I just thought there was something more than just an anonymous random stranger, not even acknowledging that we'd likely never see each other again.

HTML is a programming language
- this anon and some scam artist kid I know

>>18658456
im sorry is HTML not considered programming or something?

Its been years since ive done this, sorry if i come off of as a troll or that im baiting you.

>>18658463
No, html is a markup language that formats the design of a webpage.

If yoy want to learn computer programming start with python, following some basic tutorials.

Start playing with packages like cv2 and scikit making small programs involving basic math.

ALMOST FORGOT THE TATTOOS

>>18658414
Even his personality is cool. You gotta have that too. He's pretty smart too

>>18658432
Is he just born that way?

I first heard of him from the H3 Podcast and instantly just fell in love with the dudes personality.

He's everything I want to be, but can't be

>>18658409
No, the Supreme Court has ruled that it is legal to record the police. So recording some bitch is absolutely legal.

>>18658418
Hell yeah anon, thanks

>>18658407
Bad B8.

>>18658407
There are no genes for intelligence.

>>18658407
Be my wife

Find some kind of flavored toast spread at a grocery store. Peanut butter companies make different flavors and there is a cream cheese brand that has flavors like bacon.

Ashens of YouTube shown a video of toast spreads that are pizza and burger flavor, not sure where to find those from--at least I haven't seen them irl yet.

Crunchy peanut butter and honey or butter, cinnamon and sugar

shove it in your ass

>>18658388
Aspirin? Deal with it? Ice pack? Hot foot bath?
I work a pretty heavy job and every single day is extreme pain and those are my go tos.

But if its so bad youre on adv im afraid you just gotta tough it out. Go to bed early.

>>18658404
The problem is, i gotta leave in 30 min, and while i'm used to walking alot, i'm most likely gonna be on my two feet for next 7 hours or so. I'm trying to sit while i can to hope my feet regenerate enough, but i know it's gonna get unbearable later. Worst case, i'll eat shitton of painkillers.

>>18658422
Well then i have more bad news. Its going to hurt more when you leave than it did when you arrived, and its going to be hellish on your trip.

You definitely need some water and some advil or aspirin.

Wtf are you even doing? Can you not give it a rest? I mean im no doctor but pretty sure if youre in this much pain now after four hours another 7 will probably do some damage..

Moral grandstanders are just trying to fit in, deep down.

some of the most insinseer peepl r juts wantign frens.

>>18658364
You could try.

>>18658364
When you buy online you tell them your billing address sometimes and your mailing address always. They don't have to be the same - after all, people buy gifts and have them sent to the other person.

When buying online give them whatever delivery address you want.

>>18658364
>our local post office is known to steal people's packages.

Why are brown "people" like this.

If you're not sure don't do it. She's probably after half your assets and potential child support if she's pushing heavily. Talk to her to find out what her motives are and to share your reservations. If she gets pissed tell her to fuck off.

if you're not sure she's the one then she isn't.

>>18658470
In Europe we have this thing called separation of property regime, spouses can declare it before or at the moment of the wedding or even after. It means what's mine is mine and stays mine and what's yours is yours and stays yours, for good and bad. Many couples prefer it to the default communal regime.

Don't you have something like this in the US? I'm always appalled when I hear americans talking about marriage because separation of property is an extremely obvious and natural thing to me.

>>18658360
Don't force yourself on them. Try as much as possible to date without them seeing you - pick her up after bedtime, or meet someplace. Let her do the work of preparing them for the fact that she has a male friend and introducing you at a speed she thinks right.

>>18658360
>dating a woman with kids

That must be awkward. I mean, basically raising some other guy's unwanted cum stain.

how old are the kids?

>>18658355
You're exactly right. Society tells us that white women are the best kind. (Almost) every color of guy likes white women the most because of our culture.

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>>18658367
this
and to an extent the reverse is true as well in some parts of the south mexican girls try and bag white guys all the time

>>18658355
thats because you're in america fgt