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Everytime I wear lipstick on a night out it always ends up being smeared all over my face after some drinks. I don't know why, maybe I wipe my lips when I'm drunk or something?

I mean it's ok on halloween or something but otherwise I just end up looking trashy

Advice?
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>>18659880
Smudges are really inevitable if anything touches your lips. A tip would be to wear less or a thinner amount as that way it's harder to smudge
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God fucking damn. Why girls even wear that shit? Every time I went out with my gf after few kisses I was wearing lipstick too. Worst invention ever. As much as I understand whole make-up thing I can't grasp painting your lips. Natural color is great too.
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Lip Liner will help it stay in place. If you don't have a color that matches the lipstick, get a concealer pencil and line the outer portions of your lips. This also makes your lips look bigger. You can also do translucent powder outside of your lips. Try using matte lipstick as well. It stays in place.

Carfags,
Can somebody explain this to me, why is the 2016 certified pre owned cheaper than an older model, am I missing something obvious (apart from SE and LE):

http://www.fremonttoyota.com/auto/used-2016-toyota-corolla-le-fremont-ca/17923950/

http://www.stevenscreektoyota.com/inventory/certified-used-2014-toyota-camry-se-fwd-4dr-car-4t1bf1fk4eu365203
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Because they're different dealers and might have different priorities and sales models.

Hell, the cheaper one might be the old bait-and-switch - you'll walk in expecting to purchase that one, but then they'll say something like "Oh sorry that's already promised to another buyer" or "We JUST sold it... but we have a similar model here. It's a bit more expensive but that one we listed actually had a little bit of body damage and didn't have as many options... we can get you a monthly payment that you'll be comfortable with though!"

Either way you really won't know unless you kinda understand cars and go to see for yourself.
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>>18659908
Is there a board on 4chan that helps out with stuff like this. I have no idea about cars. Also, I am a complete moron so I'll miss something obvious
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>>18659916
There's literally a board for this, /o/ and they might be a little more helpful for this but only this.

As far as price difference, different dealers. I bought a new car last year. One dealer wanted around $35K out the door for my car. I got the exact model, color, and trim at another dealer for $31,500 out the door. Why was the car cheaper at one dealership? Different dealers. The one I bought it at was probably more incentivized to move volume.

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im snapping a girl and she always opens them and responds, and we've been talking for a few days. should i wait to see if she snaps first? i feel like if a girl doesnt snap you first sometimes she isnt interested. she also doesnt put her face in her snaps - i heard chicks who do that are interested, but i think she just might be insecure. should i just stop being a faggot and invite her for a drink and see what she says? probably.
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yea shes for sure insecure, either that or she's just lounging around and doesn't really look nice. if she's replying shes interested, but if she's not sending the first snaps then its more about reassurance that u like her or something.
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she just snapped me

shiieeeettttttt
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>>18660239
Wew. Meme magic strikes again. Godspeed OP and give her a good dicking in /adv/'s honor.

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They say to get over a heartbreak it's best to be around family and friends. I for one don't have many friends and I'm not close with my relatives at all. I've never been so alone and everyone around seems to be happy. What can I do
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1) don't put your ex on a pedestal in your mind.
2) Accept that it's going to hurt, there's nothing you can do about it, and time will do its thing eventually. It might be 3 months or 3 years. You just get on with meeting new people and enjoying your life.

tl:dr suck it up and stop thinking about them, you'll be fine in the end.
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>>18659884
This.
Don't contact your ex either, cut off all contact until you are over her.
Breakups suck hard, I'm really sorry anon.
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>>18659937
As stupid as this sounds, it's somone I was never with. He toyed with my feelings and turns out he's in love with somone else

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Be me
>27 years old now
>Parents divorced since I was 13, because my mom cheated on my dad with another woman. >She is now a lesbian.
>Only brother is a radical leftist anarchist.
>Yesterday my dad emails me, telling me that he is coming out as bisexual but not to worry because it doesn't mean that he will cheat on his new wife (who is a Jew) and that he has known that he was attracted to both men and woman since he was 14.

How the fuck am I supposed to respond to this? It literally doesn't matter and won't change anything, but he just wanted me to know that he's a special snowflake like everyone else. My whole family is totally fucked in the head.

Do I try to convince him that gender dysphoria is a mental illness or should I just kill myself now?
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Tell his new wife 'fuck off with your zionist brainwashing you filthy jewish whore!'
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You have to go trans now.
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>>18659866

And bust cheeks and split wigs too

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My landlord offered me a $500 rate, instead of my current $600 rate, to move to the basement. He's having trouble selling prospective tenants over 35 on the idea of living down there. Pro of the basement: none of its walls face the noisy road, and the room is newer. Cons: it's a basement, as well as anything he hasn't mentioned yet.

What do you guys think?
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Idk seems like a good deal to me. Though I'd still haggle, see how desperate he is.

You def want to make sure you know the whole picture though, the place has to have windows or its not legally allowed to be a room, but are they shit little windows? Is it gonna be a dark cave down there? Does it get colder and is it gonna cost you more in heat for that 100 off to be worth it? Are there other people in the basement? Are they gonna be shitty neighbors? Also idk what floor you're on now but in the basement you are guaranteed to have people living above you. Is the woman gonna come home every night at 3am in her high heels to clomp around above your bed?
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>>18659850
Thanks. I think, due to the size of the house and the property, the noise situation in the basement room is actually better than my upstairs room. He said he's willing to take a big fraction of the price off because I'm a good tenant? Weird. He said he could never ask for more than $800 for the upstairs rooms anyway, so his motivation for renting these rooms out is just to "make rent" on the house, rather than making a profit.

I said I'll take it. Worst case scenario, I'll take one of the upstairs rooms back.

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Currently in sophomore year of college, leaning heavily towards substance abuse but also fascinated with pic related and /r9k/ incel culture.
Before I have to make a career trajectory choice, I want to know which field covers the NEETcuck sexist racist virgin culture.
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Hey anon, I'm a trainee psychotherapist.

There isn't a specific treatment as such for NEETs, but you'd treat social anxiety, agoraphobia, sexual problems, etc. as a CBT therapist. You could also work as a psychoanalyst/psychodynamic therapist to determine the theoretical subconscious motives underlying these issues.
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Good boy, I see you read my post to get the fuck off /sci/.

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How do you make new friends as an adult?
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>>18659794
Become your own friend first.
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I'd like to know too.
>almost 24
>going back to school
>likely will take 2 years
Should I join clubs? Would it be awkward me being older than everyone else? I'm also living at home which is embarrassing as hell.
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>>18659794
26 here.
Got a lot of responsibility in life.
I just need to surround myself with people.
Likely cannon fodder, but people noneheless

Can an average looking guy get laid regularly without resorting to hookers or duty sex?
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>>18659789
Have a wife/girlfriend
Then trap her in your basement and make her your sex slave and beat her up whenever she doesn't want your cock in her ass and only feed her macaronis once a day
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>>18659789
Yes, get a below average girlfriend and have sex with her.
If you mean with different women then ye no
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>''you can do anything, bro''

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Recently a new girl moved to my high school and ive noticed she isnt really handling it all to well
>School is full of shit heads
>No one wants to talk to her
>She has no idea what's going on
I saw that she had tweeted that she hated this school because she didnt have any friends, so i replied to her tweet saying "Lets be friends" and now here we are. But im catching myself thinking of her alot. She's extremely pretty and passionate and very easy to talk to. I know i have feelings for her, but she hasn't known me for but a couple weeks and i dont know if it's too soon to try and go for something with her. She tweets alot about how she wants to "be in love" and short of telling her that i can be that guy for her, i dont know what to do. /adv/ please help.
>Pic related
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She's fucked in the head. Literally the female equivalent of
>tfw no gf
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>>18659811
How did you gather that from my post?
The personal conversations that her and i have had over the past couple weeks has told me the opposite actually
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>>18659818
Is she an alt girl? Piercings, unnatural colored hair, black clothes etc.?

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>18
>lonely
>plan to focus entirely on my career until at a very good spot
>have hooked up in the past
>want a gf
Is it worth spending time focusing on girls at this age when it will inevitably fall apart?
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>>18659773
>inevitably
If you really believe that why would you ask that question?

It's up to you. If you feel you could get something (happiness, experience, reputation...) out of it even if it doesn't work out go for it. But it sounds like don't don't.

Also there are perks to trying to keep it together even if it doesn't exactly work.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UAE3JbwIAHs
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>>18659810
I meant to say
>But it sounds like you don't.

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Hey all.
I used to be able to go days without sleep but for the past few weeks I can't even go 10 hours without falling asleep. Anyone know what's up with that? My diet and physical activities haven't changed nor do I take any drugs or anything like that nor do I consume a lot of caffeine. Any advice or clue on why this is happening? Can't go to the doctor because I can't really afford it at the moment. So asking here and doing some other online searching. Also I when I sleep I usually sleep for 5-7 hours only to sleep for another 7 or so 10 hours later. Sorry if this doesn't make sense, kinda drowsy atm

Thanks in advance
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Dunno if this is important or not but back when I used to be able to stay up for days at a time I would only sleep for 4 hours at a time

Idk I'm thinking maybe all that sleep loss is catching up to me or something

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I'm going on a date tomorrow. I've known her for over 9 years, and I kinda like her. The problem is I don't feel the least bit motivated (she's not the problem and I'm not a homosexual, I'm like this in general), and I have 0 experience. I have been on two other dates which have yielded nothing. I don't want to fuck this up. I'm not worried about the start of the date and talking to her, I'm terrified of the point leading up to being alone with her and making a move to kiss her, plus what I'll do afterwards. Any tips appreciated (besides the usual 'be yourself bullshit'). Thanks in advance.
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>>18659746
Maybe try controlling the situation so that when it comes up to being alone with her you're in a comfortable position. E.g. Sitting on the couch with your arm around her and the lights off while you watch that cool movie you were talking about earlier on in the day.

>be 26
>work as a network engineer
>have friends, but all males with gfs

I literally have no females in my life. Am i going to die alone, just because i don't meet any woman in my daily life?
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Dude. We have dating sites. WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY.

Side Note: It's fine if you don't have female friends in your life. You still have friends (I assume)

What does it mean to be a man?
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>>18659738
Why do you care?
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>>18659738
Being able to fill your fathers shoes, mostly.

Fuck recaptcha that gay shit.
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>>18659738
Owning a bepis and also balls

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