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Propably I'm addicted to the internet or something bad is happening in my head. I have very important test in 3 days and I can't start learning. Literally I crawling on the floor because of fear to fail this test and still I am using the internet or do unnecessary activities.
I feel hopeless...Just like nothing depends on me. Why its happening to me? How I supposed to safe myself? How start to learn?

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I'm a dude. I've had lesbian/"masculine" (behavior, not appearance, thankfully) women approach me and I've slept with a couple of them. But it's becoming a pattern. A woman openly came up to me in a bar and said "look, I'm gay, but you're beautiful, I just had to say it", and plenty of other women I've been with told me they exclusively dated women before me, maybe they were lying, maybe not.

Meanwhile, I get shit/lukewarm at best responses from normie "feminine" girls.

Do I remind the lesbian/bisexual women of another woman? I'm 6'1 and muscular and have been bearded from time to time.
I'm not an outgoing everybody's friend type of guy so i try and go for the stoic game.

Maybe it's my behavior and me being beta? You'd think acting beta would turn women off completely but that's not the case either.

Pls halp

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Is it illegal to livestream this on my facebook? I paid $100 for this fight but its really expensive and I want to help out my friends who cant afford this. Basically what I would be doing is placing my iphone in front of the tv and doing a livestream it would be available to my friends only it wouldn't be public. I have 756 friends on there. At least 7 of them that I know want to watch my live stream. They refuse to pay for the fight so its not like the boxing people would be losing any money. I think its ridiculous you have to pay $100 to watch a fight anyway seeing as how you can watch nfl regular season, playoffs and super bowl for free.

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Guys, how the fuck do i get laid using tinder? I need some tips. Usually every convo doesn't go any further than just a banter. How can i tell if she's ready for a date, and what people usually talk about before that? Im completely oblivious.

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>tfw you spend your 25 years believing that it would get better
>tfw it doesnt

feels bad.

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Now that I'm in college, how do I go about making more friends and finding a girlfriend? It's been two days and I don't know anyone and it's getting really lonely.

I'm an 18 y-o, slim, relatively good looking, tall, russian guy, and I don't think I have a shitty personality but j just don't make friends easily I think

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I know this sounds weird, but hear me out, I'll keep it short.

I have a set of very crooked teeth. I plan on getting braces, and I'm saving up for them, but it will take me another year or so to get the money.

I recently started dating this girl, with perfect teeth. I know she used to wear braces, as she has pictures with them on her Facebook, but we never talked about it. Last night, she sent me a snap with her smiling, and showing her night retainers, even though her teeth are already perfect, and she's never worn the retainer while sleeping over.

How do I let her know, that I plan to get my teeth fixed? I don't want to make it sound weird, but I also want her to know, that I will get this fixed, in case she starts noticing how horrible they look.

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How do I start a conversation on instagram without coming off as a socially retarded person ?

I have a childhood friend who I'm into quite a lot. We see each other seldom but I enjoy her company more than anyone. We have lots of similar interests.

The problem is she is a very social and popular person while I'm not. I will admit I'm intimidated by the difference between our social standings.

To come back to my question, how do I initiate a conversation and keep it going ?

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Help. :(

I take 400mg of Lamictal once every morning. I took it the other day at 2pm like a moron and yesterday morning I took it at 6am. So basically there was 800mg of this stuff in my body for 8 hours. I woke up and was just relaxing in my bed. Suddenly, I heard this singular beep come from nowhere. "Strange, I don't recall owning a device that does that?" I thought to myself. Then it happened again, but louder. I stood up b/c it was loud enough to startle me and just looked around more. I turned all of my electronics off as well and just kinda stood around to see if anything would happen. I heard the beep again, loud, clear, and distinct, coming from down the hallway. I run down the hall where I see my mom coincidentally standing there. "Mom did you hear that?" "Hear what?" I told her to come to my room. "Mom tell me if you hear a beep okay?" We both stood there until I heard it again, that loud beep. I glanced at mom. "You heard that, right?" She didn't know what I was talking about. Later that day, I was driving to pick up a friend to hangout, and I heard it not only in the car, but at their house as well. Its coming from inside of me. Everytime it beeps, it startles me. Imagine if throughout the day, a random loud noise startled you, even if you weren't expecting it? That's been my life for the past 24 hours....I don't know what to do :(

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I've got my army rifle and one round I stole. Where do I aim to kill myself safely?

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Im feeling really down right now and have thought about suicide, can you guys give me advice?

>be me
>23
>Always wanted to be a doctor from the start, dad is a doctor, high expectations
>Graduate #2 in my class in high school
>I moved around a lot in my formative years so I really had no place to call home or have any "close friends"
>Do decently on SAT and get accepted to a state uni
>Get into a pretty competitive cohort for a genetics/biochemistry pathway for freshman
>Can't keep up, end up bombing most of my classes
>Happens till my the end of my sophomore year until i get kicked out of my major
>move into a different major, still science related
>do relatively better, end up graduating with a 2.7 (I know shitty considering i barely was at a 2.0 my first two years)
>take mcat, completely fail the first time
>take again, do marginally better
>recently took it again this time with more preparation and classes for it. (Haven't got the result yet but I felt initially like I did well, but looking back at my notes I think I panicked on alot of questions)

>i see all my classmates going to medical school and enjoying their lives while all I do is just volunteer and shadow at the hospital (basically larping at this point)

>I feel like my dream is slipping away and I'll never reach my goal.

>at this point I just feel like walking into my closet, wrapping a belt around my neck and strangling myself.

>what should I do /pol/, i'm at wits end

>only thing holding me back at this point is the thought of my parents and siblings walking into the closet to see my cold lifeless hanging body and imaging their reaction

>what should I do /pol/?

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I'm seeking some opinions on this situation that happened last night. It appears that the guy who is supposed to be a very close friend flipped the fuck out ok me last night completely irrationally. Four of us were headed to a brewery and it was about to be five so my friend texts to the fb group chat that he wants front seat.... I'm like whatever you can have it.. anyways on the way back I call shottgun after seeing the car (the legit way) and he's like nope I already called it.. I'm like yeah that was for on the way you can't claim it for the whole trip. He's like fuck outa here and I say you're not better than the rest of us and everyone should have a fair chance...

He gives it to me but starts talking crazy shit, insinuating I'm trying to start drama. The friend who is driving by this point tells him to stfu, reiterates he's not entitled to the front seat always and that it's his car, and that he needs to chill since this is an ongoing issue with him..

The friend that's mad legit makes a physical threat "I'm going to smash your face in..."

Anyways we are all headed to my house after for a party and he doesn't wanna come acts like I'm a piece of shit and not a friend anymore. ...

So is it just me or was he being a massive entitled cunt and put his ego at a higher importance than his friendship? I should add that even he's never done shit for me when I've done all the favors in the relationship for the most part.

It seems like I didn't do much wrong and he blew it way out of proportion and showed he's kinda a shit person, especially if this was enough to end a what I thought was okay friendship. There was always some bullshit but I put up with it.... now my whole friend circle is shit and I can't hang out with them if he's there on weekends now... so now I have no social life and feel depressed af.

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so first time i was offered beer i was 18 n liked it alot but only drank when my older friends would buy beer and for a bout a year it was just getting drunk off like 4 tiny silver bullets or randomly drinking cobra 40oz with the boys up until i was 21 then throughout being 21 i would down 6 packs n hit the bars up like every weekend now my whole 22 year every few days or so i may have 1 miller 32 oz or a tall can of budweiser thats it and it gets me drunk! im like a 150 pound skeletor and i have only rarely drank liquor in the past because i despise the taste no offense . how long can i kep going on like this ? my skin is the clearest its ever been n i feel n look healthy . ill answer any questions ... anyone else here just drink american adjunct lagers for years? how long can i keep it up?? i dont have withdrawels and im not shakey

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So I've entered weird relationship with a girl, and I have very serious doubts about it/her. Here's why:


>is fascinated with evil, death etc.
>blackmailed me with suicidal tendencies
>more than 3 tattoes
>sends me a lot of selfies, like a lot
>talks a lot about domination and submission
>it is possible that she ended up with me only due to jealousy (we met few years ago when I was attracted to someone else)
>she pushes our relationship very fast
>she bragged about not sticking up to rules a few times already
>now she is trying to make me jelous of her
>likes drama
>doesn't read, at all
>I gave her small present, few days later she "lost it" and blamed me for stealing it
>has a weird habit of "acquiring" my thoughts, meaning, I share something personal with her and some time after she tells me same thing about her (it's not llike that with everything)
>probably daddy issues
>toxic relation with single mother

Recently she shared with me that she had some learning disabilities, bullying periods in her early childhood and was put in "difficult youth" primary school.

What would be your diagnosis?
Should I run from her?

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On a scale of 1 to 10; how true is the notion that giving X amount of money can,in pyshical reality and according to statisitics ,even if not literally true,"save"(preserve'de a better term)human lives?

For exmample, how true is the statement"donating 100 dollars to this X group today will,in pyshical reality,have preserved the lives of 2 human beings due to the 100 dollars,and,this having been absent,the two lives would'de been lost"??

or does it NOT matter since the money will come in anyway?
should I donate or is there NO impending danger of anyone dying?