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I'm getting out of the military on December 16th, I've been in for 5 years (18 to 23) and whilst I have another job lined up, it'll be terrible pay for the first year because I'll be finishing my trade so i'll be an apprentice for that time, now for the pay we're talking $1360 a fortnight when I pay $1060 in rent a fortnight and thats forgetting bills ($200 a month for internet and electricity).

Now this would be fine because my girlfriend is employed and we were going to tough it out until I was put on proper pay.

Except this happened today. She's overly sensitive and emotional and prone to big outbursts, she's never displayed that at work and she's gotten much better since we've been together at home, but basically she got riled up by something her boss had said to her today. Without listening to a word I was saying or any kind of reason, she walked into the office and put her resignation in. She's got two weeks left and then she's unemployed.

So now we're going to be flat broke, as I just put down all my savings on a new car in preperation for the new job, to carry tools and the works, etc and I'd also planned a month trip as a bit of a celebration for leaving the military.

I'm not sure what to do. Except she's a fucking idiot. Now I've got to cancel the trip and begin work straight away, and I'm going to be surviving on maybe $60 a fortnight with rent and bills.

Any tips, anything? I feel im stuck in a corner now.
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Tell her to march her happy ass back in there tomorrow morning and apologize profusely and beg for her fucking job back.

She fucked things. Could you get by and make things work? Yes. Is you cleaning up the fuckhuge mess she's made going to set a precedent that will slowly drive you to misery?

Be understanding. Be incredibly supportive. Show compassion. But she needs to fix this, not you.
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>>17809160
What the flying fuck?
You're out of the military now so that gives her a free pass to lose her fucking shit like a fucking baby and expect you to pick up the slack?

What the fuck?

Man, I would NOT let that fly. Tell her to walk her ass back in there, apologize to her boss and work her ass off.
If she hates it so much that bitch can look for a new job.

That is unacceptable. Does she think you're a fucking millionaire?
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>>17809352
Don't pussy foot around, she's going to get used to not having to pull her weight financially - who knows where else?

Will she one day lose her shit because doing the dishes is toooooo harddddddddd?

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Having fun messing around with this girl, had her go the whole day today with "slut" written on her abdomen in lipstick. Thinking of having her wear a loose skirt/dress with no underwear on and a buttplug in all day next and just looking for more ideas on things like that to do next? Pic related & is technically sfw for a blue board
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why do you people think covering some nipples and not showing any actual genitalia equals safe for work?

safe for work does not mean censored. safe for work means if your boss saw it, you won't get fired.

you can easily be fired for something like that. jesus christ you're an idiot.
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>>17809086
Wow thanks for the info bud, I've learnt something today.

While we're at it do you have any suggestions for me regarding my original request?
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>>17809099
Woops, name from another thread pls ignore

So I found a problem with myself recently. I have no desire to work for others. Like I don't want to work my ass off, come home tired and whatever making other people shit tons of money, but im not smart enough to start a business for myself. The only thing I can think of is changing my mindset on this, like I know i need money for food, and life and whatever but regardless I still don't want to work really hard for someone else to make money.
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>>17809032
Bump
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You need to change your mindset that you're not smart enough

it takes guts and experience to start a buisness more than intelligence. Knowledge can be outsourced
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>>17809032
Niggers deserve the mercy of complete extermination.

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My best friend got kicked out if his parents house. He just turned 20, has no (running) car and no job.

He's currently staying with me in my apartment.

How can he get back on his feet? I don't have the money to lend him, and while he is steady looking for a job, he's had no luck.

Can he apply for welfare or food stamps or any of that shit? I don't want to kick him out, he has no where else to go, but I want him to contribute to my household quickly.
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Go kill his parents, then he can move back into the house.
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Tell him to suicide
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Uhm. Where are you? You realize that these laws can vary wildly depending on what city/county/state/country your in right?

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I need help.

What's the best way to go about giving myself an injury so that I get out of sports? I was thinking about spraining my ankle or breaking my wrist by punching a wall. Preferably something quick.
Also, faking isnt an option, unless it looks real enough to convince the sports doctor on campus.
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>>17808937
Break your hand, might also give you extended time writing an exam, make sure it's your writing hand too. You could break it but say you fell down the stairs.
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Ride your bike ny an ally a few times til you get bumped by a car just dont fight the fall roll with it ypull be fine. Ne sides some brusing but act like you actually gwt hurt
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>>17808937
Just shoot yourself in the head. Worked for me

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I cried at work in front of all my coworkers

>work in male dominated office space
>today is flu shot day
>needle goes in my arm a little harder than expected
>exaggerated an ow
>realize that it hurts more than I thought it was
>suddenly a flood of emotions for some reason
>starts bawling in front of 15 or so of my coworkers
>some laughed initially then saw I wasn't kidding it was just awkward

I spent the rest of the day in my cubicle and nobody even came by to invite me for lunch. How do I even get over something like that?
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In a while it'll fade away as an awkward thing that indeed happened but doesn't matter.

Unless you fuck things up further. Then it will be the telltale sign of things to come.
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I dunno, I work in a restaurant, we're all pretty thick-skinned people.

I don't think it's a big deal, though.
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>>17808933
A few guys I talk to cry.

Just get that shit out in the shower, sounds like you're bottling something.

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Any advice for taking a girls virginoty /adv/?
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>>17808925
Virginity, kill me
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>>17808925
use your penis
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>>17809092
very practical advice, OP i advise you to consider this.

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Why do i keep thinking that my girlfriend doesnt really care about me, and is going out with me out of pity? She holds my hand all the time and shes really affectionate towards me, but she doesnt really talk or text me much when we aren't around each other. Am i just really going crazy?
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>>17808920
Please help, i dont know what to do
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>>17808920
Talk to her about you fuckin twevle year old. If you feel like something's wrong then theres something wrong and you gotta just confront that with your dumb cunt dyke bitch slut


I aint tellin you how to thou you'll figure it out by urself lol
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>>17808920
hug her, i don't know

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Gf told me shes had bigger dicks, then thought about it more and said they never hit her cervix. I have am 8 inch penis. Do you think shes making it up? I handled her telling me they were bigger better than her realization they werent.
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I also am curious about how far a girl's vaginal canal is supposed to be before it gets to the cervix. I'd never thought about it before this one time a sex partner of mine inserted what I guess was an especially long dildo in me, didn't hit anything, and told me I have a "bottomless vagina." I didn't ask him how long it was or measure it or anything, but it's bothered me a little since. He put it on top of my stomach for demonstration for a sec and it looked like it came up to my bellybutton, which did look ridiculous. I'm pretty sure nothing's ever hit my cervix during sex, but I don't know what that's even supposed to feel like.

I also feel like in the past the pap smears I've had have seemed like they gave my doctors and I an unusual amount of trouble.
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Are you both porn actors?
>8 inches

Jesus
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>>17808868

The littlest statements can often tell us so much about what a person is really like.

Your gf is a stupid whore with the empathy of a low functioning sociopathic autist. She is going to get worse with age.

Get rid of her, you can probably do better.

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Is this a tall enough bridge to kill someone if they jump off?

Asking for a friend obv
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pls
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Dont kill urself
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no. You'd seriously hurt yourself though

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Alright so on March 15 my gf broke up with me. I was devastated and have still have not gotten over it. Eventually I heard from her friends the reason she broke up with me was because "I was abusive and controlling". This shattered me as my father was the same way and I had always tried to be the opposite of what he was. Nevertheless I accepted it not being in any mindset to think critically.

Fast forward about 3 months. I live in a town where the job market has only one place hiring and it's a well known fast food chain. Being that no one else is hiring I apply for a job there, so does my ex. We ignore each other until 2 weeks ago where she opens up and tells the truth.

In her own words she says the following:

"Yea you were bad but I was the worst" "I started stupid fights" "The relationship ending was my fault. I'm not with you now because I can't forgive myself for what I did to you"

I don't know how to take this. About a month ago I started getting over the relationship, but after this I'm reverting back now that I know I'm not to blame. I turned her down one of her attempts to refriend me recently. But now we're pulling to each other.

I don't know the exact advice I'm looking for. I guess what you make of the situation /adv/? What angle do you think she's playing? Should I go back with her if the opportunity presents itself?
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>>17808790
there are usually multiple reasons for a relationship breaking up, since not even couples that stay together are perfect.

don't put excessive store in what you heard afterwards, or in second hand stories
you'll just end up boxing with shadows
these are subjective issues, she might say you were too controlling, but another perspective might be that she was imprudent

take a balanced view of what went wrong, relationships go south all the time, problems behind them are seldom huge
it just seems that way because they mean a lot to people

you should be friends with her, make peace
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>>17808874
>you should be friends with her

nah, don't do that if it's only going to hurt you and stop you from moving on
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>>17808790
NO, you should not go back with a girl that slandered your reputation as someone who abuses women (do you even realize what that can do to partnership and even job opportunities?) just to justify to herself and her friends why she broke up.

Get the leech out of your life. Fast.

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Can anyone help me read this prescription? I'm trying to order some lenses at zenni but I don't know if it's missing information or what.

They ask for the Sphere, Cylinder and Axis of each eye. Thanks in advance.
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Anyone?
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Call your optometrist and request a printed readout of your exact lens prescription.
If they won't give it to you, get a new optometrist.
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>>17809216
But the cyber Monday sale ends today :(

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>My friend and I are in grad school
>Friend meets guy at a bar, he lives about an hour away
>They exchange phone numbers and text constantly for two months
>Friend drives an hour away to go on a date with the guy
>Doesn't sleep with him and constantly talked about how she has him hooked now
>Constantly talks about how many girls this guy can get, and how special it makes her feel knowing he likes her

That date was a month ago and they haven't stopped constantly texting, but something just seems off.

>He has had multiple occasions to drive an hour out here to meet up with her. Our grad school is the same has his undergrad, you'd think he'd want to come meet up with her for a football game
>Hasn't made any effort to actually see her again
>He hasn't added her on facebook

They are suppose to meet up for a day after finals before she flys back home. She is probably going to sleep with him, and I just get the feeling she is going to get pumped and dumped.

Should I prepare for a long crying phone call?
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>>17808762

>Should I prepare for a long crying phone call?

Nah, just don't pick up the phone. "Yeah, my battery died...".

Lie. Lie to preserve your friendship with a fool.
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>>17808762

>Should I prepare for a long crying phone call?

Fucked up kids grow up to be fucked up adults. This generation is plagued with intimacy issues. I'd be willing to bet any amount of money that your friend's dad was shitty to her growing up.

Its obvious that your friend, for whatever reason, is attracted to douche bags. This is who she is. She was deprived of a positive male role model growing up so now she spends all her energy seeking the approval of the only kind of man she knows how to interact with; assholes.

If you care about your friend, be there for her when this all goes to shit and do your best to pull the wool out from her eyes just one peak at a time. She's a broken girl with a broken sense of intimacy. You can't expect too much from her.
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>>17808779

I'm not saying what I think to her, I've long learned that things like this are best when you let them play themselves out.

What I meant was should I prepare for a long crying phone call when she finds out she got pumped and dumped?

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I went in to a movie theater today and asked if they're hiring. They told me to come in later this week for an interview and to fill out the online app in the meantime. The online app requires 3 personal references in order to be submitted. I have none.

Should I go back in and talk to them? Or am I basically locked out of this job? I've only worked one other place before and don't have contact info for anyone I knew there.
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>>17808759

fun fact, 'personal references' are not business references. they are personal references.

the best ones are generally teachers, extended relatives, or a neighbor you've done work for.

if you do not have any of these simply ask to be put on as 'co worker' with three friends.

guess what, they'll never call. I had bryan singer listed as a reference for 2 years. no one ever called him, with his personal cell right htere.

its basically a formality at this point.
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>>17808759
Lie lie lie

Buisness and lying are intertwined

And if you're ever caught you just say there was a misunderstanding
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>>17808792
Are you serious?

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I've been 7 seven years with my gf, first and only girl i've fucked and oral sex, and things go greats, this can last forever if we want.
I love her so much, but i'm 23 and I feel like I would love to fuck so many girls that I physically like and because of my job I meet a lot of girls from 18 to 24.
Also, my friend circle is based on my gf and not so many people, because i'm not good at maintaining friends.

My gf is like 9/10 body, 7/10 face, 8/10 personality.

I am losing my life and time anons?
Cheating is not an option.
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whats your job?
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No one can make this choice for you

But most of the time when I hear older people talk about their past sex life they usually say they regret not having more sex with more people
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>>17808739
tf u get in a long-term relationship @ 23?! dumbass.

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