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I want a girlfriend, and I'm willing to pay for it.
I am 20, have low testosteron and I'm an average Arab guy living in the Netherlands.

These are the requirements for you:
>not overweight
>live in the Netherlands
>good hygiene
>ability to meetup in the netherlands to go on dates
that's it, literally

You can post a skype name here and I'll get back to you.

I pay 350-400 euros a month for a period of 4-6 months.

>just get a hooker xDxDxD
No, I'm not seeking a ONS, I'm looking for a relationship, even though that relationship is based on money.

Serious comments only please
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Why not seek for a real one? What's the problem?
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Go back to ------> /soc/
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>>17811087

Wher in .nl?

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I'm texting with a girl I've slept with for a few months and probably will be calling my girlfriend eventually. She told me about a case where a woman was walking outside during a dark night, a man is walking behind her, and she turns around and pepper sprays him, completely unprovoked, because she felt threatened.

She's arguing that the girl didn't do anything wrong. I'm arguing that it's wrong to assault an innocent person because of their gender.

How do I get her to see reason?
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>wasting time on retards
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>>17811056

you dont. she is on tumblr asking the same question.

i agree with you for the most part, but seeing as we were not there, theres always the chance that it was a lot more obviously going to be bad then we know.

why did i punch my uber driver? because he chased me up to my gate.
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How do you know the person was innocent and not an actual threat?

You're not being reasonable either.

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How can a burned victim get a gf /adv/?
How can a burned victim cope with the fact that everyone thinks he's a weird looking guy?
How can a burned victim work his way back into society without getting weird looks?
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>>17811049
Exactly how burned are we talking here? Post pics
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>>17811049

Not gonna lie, it's going to be rough. You'll have to learn to cope with that. And remember that those that have a problem with it are the ones with the problem, not you.
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all of this obviously depends on how severe the damage is. if its not on your face, you can live almost a normal life. but we dont know. you'd have to show us. but barring extensive surgery, all ican say is the following:

>How can a burned victim get a gf /adv/?

by settling. ugly people have to naturally settle. it sucks that you might have been beautiful or at least better than now, but if your face is bad, you will have to settle likely. you can compensate by being rich or whatever but the truth is that if you settle you can find someone who actually likes you for who you are. its tough cuz we all think we deserve a qt. were all shallow. but if you give in, you'll find more happiness being with someone who is just nice and lets you stick ur dick in her.

>How can a burned victim cope with the fact that everyone thinks he's a weird looking guy?

the best you can do is embrace it. if its limited to the body, its no big deal. most people will find it interesting or almost cool, god knows i do. but on your face it kinda depends. the best you can do is own it. if you can, play it off like it is badass. and idf not, just play it off like you arent sad. the world will notice the scars, but its kind of like when a child falls. when people make a big deal, the child cries cuz he gets attention. if the parents laugh and clap, the child will laugh and clap as well, becuase its positive attention (unless hesl egitimately hurt of course).

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Hey /adv/.

I'm a pretty skilled software developer. Mostly mobile stuff. However, I'm in my early 30's, no steady girl friend, not even a house to start making payments on, student loans, pretty shity credit, I'm also the fattest I've ever been... I feel like a bit of a failure..

It's not that I don't work hard, its not that I don't want to do something with my life but I just feel like I "might" see some payoff from efforts in 5-10 years when i'm like fucking 40.

I've got some pathways out, but it seems like no matter what you are doing you have to deal with a lot of really flaky, erratic, overly emotional assholes. Like, a lot of sociopaths. I've got potential investors for a company, one is insane, one is a flake. I've got my own "path to independence" , but it's paved in dealing with customers head on.

I feel super trapped.

I'm tempted to just save up enough money for a trailer lot and a mobile home to drink my self to death in.

Any advice?
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>>17811046
bump
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>>17811046
You need to find a cause bigger than yourself, you hit adulthood, tasted the freedoms of that life, stop hanging out with these fuckups and people looking for quick internet billions.

Try making a activist website for a cause. Or offer to teach girls how to program. Do something yourself, that can bring you motivation to be a better person.

As far as fatness here is what to do

1) Drink nothing else but water. Especially not beer. NOT BEER. WATER.

2) Get yourself audiobooks and listen to them while going on 30minutes to 1hour walks.

3) Only eat vegetable smoothies with no sugar. I mean if you NEED to have sugar get a Jamba Juice but just saying for MAX weight loss. Or add fruit to your smoothie.

You will lose weight like crazy!

4) I swear I am not being lels nu-male but try reading Donald Trump books. If you want to learn how to be a sociopath yourself and out erratic asshole people, read The Art of the Comeback and Deal.
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>>17811115
I do actually teach girls in Saudi Arabia how to code. I go out there for like 3 months every year then do little online shit with them.

I've thought about doing my own school. but.. yeah dealing with customers.

I do need to quit hanging out with fuckups. It's really dragging me down.

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Stupid Questions That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread
/sqtddtot/

Should I smoke some weed? I don't have any responsibilities right now and the weather outside is great, but I'm trying to make it last.
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What do I do to lessen the blow of the inevitable disappointment I will soon become to my parents?

They worked so hard in raising me but I was not born with the talent to succeed and I'm going to make them look terrible as well. I'm thinking that the only way out would be a tragic death. Right now I show a lot of potential so if I die in some accident now then I will be seen as what I could've become rather than what is inevitable. It'll leave a better impression and even if they find out it will show a sign of respect that instead of becoming an infinite failure, id rather die.

Just need a non-offensive, accidental way to die.
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>>17811084

first and foremost, why are you about to fail? what are you attempting thats about to go wrong? Tell us the story?

i do have a pretty cool accidental suicide method btw
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>>17811015
How much do you have?

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Hey /adv/
I couldn't think of another place to ask this, since /b/ is a shit show and I can't figure out reddit, so I'll just ask here.
Basically:
>I'm a hebephile, attracted to adolescent girls 11-14 more or less.
>I am still attracted to girls my age (college), and as a normal college guy, have hooked up with girls after parties and whatnot.
>Some of my close female friends have noticed all the girls I have hooked up with, dated, or just found attractive have been the same type: young looking, petite, and "little kid" ish. This has led them to say my type is "little girls," but they don't find it weird at all, just kinda funny.
This led me to consider the possibility of "coming out" to them, as they might be understanding.
Should I come out to my friends and get rid of this burden?
I don't know how many hebes or pedos there are on this board, but has anybody come out to friends?
How did it go? I have no idea how they would react to the idea that little girls really are my type.
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>>17810989

no. if you expressly state that you like 11-14 year old looking girls, it becomes creepy.

when an older man dates a much younger woman they just say 'oh he likes younger girls'. its not until she calls him 'daddy' that people think somethings fucked up about it.
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Don't do it
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>>17810989
Yeah, I think you should.

I think it will show you who your real friends really are.

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I want to satisfy my man in bed, any advice on how to make that happen. I want to surprise him.
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Just suck his dick and swallow

Thats it

Women have it so easy
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>>17810958
That's just boring after a while though, we like a long fuck session too.
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>>17810960
Okay what positions?

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I met a girl on omegle the other day, real kinky girl. She told me she is very submissive and I've had her strip for me twice. Yesterday I went a step further and gave her commands (Spank yourself, bend over, play with your nipples). She said she enjoyed it, but I was wondering about what else I could have her do.
Any ideas?
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That's hot
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>>17810857
Tell her to go fuck herself
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>>17810857
Sharpie in pooper.

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How would you react if you other had a fetish/kink that you didn't like?

I've been supportive of all of my girlfriend's, but when she wanted to know what mine was she refused.

It's weight gain, but she's borderline underweight and I don't want her to be obese or anything. I just want to feed her and have her gain ~30lbs.
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If it's a kink that actually affects her life outside of the bedroom, it's perfectly reasonable for her not to want to do that.
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>>17810784
I agree, it is just a shit situation.

But I do feel bitter about it because she's into a ton of bdsm and I'm not but I do it for her.

Also, let me add that we've been together years and gotten through much worse together.
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What a freak you are! But seriously, if you want her to gain, knock her up. That'll put dome pounds on her.

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How did I turn into such a joke of a human being?

My people skills are extremely hit or miss, I find myself too scared to just approach people and talk to them at a party, bar, whatever. But I'm perfectly fine with people in "forced" interactions (serving a customer at work, being introduced to someone thorugh a friend, etc).

I've never really felt passion, drive or ambition in my life. The only motivation I've ever had during my schooling was a fear of failing, I've never performed at my best academically because I just don't have it in me to try. I'm a pretty bright guy too, everyone I know knows I could do wonderful things if I tried harder but I've simply never had it in me, I'm actually at risk of failing classes this semester

I'm always just depression, anxious and stressed about everything 24/7. I overthink everything and get paranoid about stupid shit.

I don't know what to do. I've been trying as hard as I can to better myself. While I sometimes notice very very small changes, all my problems just feel crazy overwhelming.
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>>17810518
>But I'm perfectly fine with people in "forced" interactions (serving a customer at work, being introduced to someone thorugh a friend, etc)
Can empathize. Most of my friends and people who barely know me think I am super confident and social because of it.

On the positive side, it shows that you're not a complete sperg but simply need to tweak your mindstate a bit. How big of a part is being with friends/playing a role with a clear goal at a job for you?

>I've never really felt passion, drive or ambition in my life.
Now that's a lot more critical. Your current motivation is pretty shit, so gotta get out of this crap and start feeling motivated by positive results and the likes. Again something I can empathize with ... actually failing hard did the trick, making me realize that it's not that scary in the end.
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>>17810518
You and me bro.
Try reading "the willpower instinct", it helped me somewhat.
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>>17810518

probably because you rate your self worth based on interactions that no one else bothers to think about beyond the moment.

>i am bright
>everyone i know knows i coudl do wonderful things

this is something untalented / not smart people are told. generally its because they played on computers as a kid, and back then we thought that people on computers were smart. but everyones on computers these days. they all do the same shit we were doing. maybe slightly less, but thats not an intelligence so much as an interest issue.

athletic people and smart people have clear results. people like you don't, so people just say you COULD do so much. this gives people like you an inflated ego, a theoretical ego if you will. you trash talk yourself only because you can say 'BUT IM CAPABLE OF SO MUCH'.

at best you are capable only of what everyone else does. you are not the 'better man' just wasting potential. you are just the average guy doing nothing.

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Are there still frontiers in this world?
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>>17810362
Deep ocean
Space
Random islands are found time to time
Dna
The brain
Virtual reality
Artificial intelligence

Ya
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Antarctica
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>>17810362
Don Rosa is an incredible artist

Also, ye, plenty of frontiers. We barely understand anything.

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my little sister started having sex with guys, and now she disgusts me

I don't want to look at her, speak to her
I'm polite to her boyfriend but I can't stand him touching her
I'm angry with her all the time even though she hasn't done anything

it's unhealthy, and I want to stop it
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>>17810213

Makes you seem kind of a nutjob to be this invested in your sisters sexlife. Maybe seek therapy.
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Youz got issues m8
Get help
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>>17810213
Depending on age you cant do anything about it. You gotta let your siblings experience the world, if hes a douche she'll learn, if not be happy she found someone that is willing to tolerate you, shits rare in this world.

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Boyfriends of /adv/, tell me: How can I possibly desire being in a relationship with a 3D girl when loli are better in every way?
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>>17809679
You don't. You simply put up with it
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You can actually fuck and love and talk to one and not just jerk off thinking about it, get therapy dumbass.
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>>17809722
>fuck
Get a load of this animal.

I have had an OKCupid account for almost a year now, I am active, I message many women both near and far, I'm not bad looking and I have written all my interests and only message women whom I have a high match percentage and more so women who share my same interests and it's just...it's a desert. For every 20 messages I send I get a single message back and it's so disinterested and completely devoid of emotion or interest I just don't eve know what to do. Dame with tinder, almost never does anyone 'swipe right' and the few that do end up big spam bots. The last actual person to like me was a chick with the name Chalupa, and no I'm not kidding. How the fuck do I into dating? I had so many girlfriends during high school and just after, I'm turning 26 next month and I just feel fucking lonely, you feel me? It's been almost 8 years since I was in a relationship and I wanna get back out there and meet women but there's so few bars around town where I live that I just don't know what to do
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>>17809417
push your boundaries.

Playing it safe attracts boring women.
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This is what online dating is for everyone, just about. And for some reason, places like /adv/ won't admit it.
>Are you a 7? Too fucking bad. It's the 8s, 9s and 10s that get everything.
>Don't complain! Youuuu NECKBEARD.

I didn't have any girlfriends in high school, so for awhile I assumed I was just seeing online stuff through the same lenses I saw my normal life. But it's not your imagination. It really is shit.

Women had all the power before to just turns us down, and pick and choose, guided by their most shallow instincts imaginable. But then they got even more power, and then more. Tinder is simply the most recent unmitigated disaster.

I assure you, this guy is an idiot: >>17809484

I don't follow MGTOW, but it would take a fool to believe that "crying fedora manbabies" is the sole idea behind such a necessary boycott of the status quo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNdfdQvdVc
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>>17809670
lmao

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>date girl for 2 years
>threaten to break up with her multiple times during this period
>love her to death
>just did it because i was scared of commitment
>she hangs out with her ex alone
>told her i was breaking up with her and that i never trusted her
>tell her 5 mins later that i want to get back together
>she says she cant do this anymore
>left me 3 weeks ago
>2 weeks i kept trying to get her back
>3rd week is silent but she agreed to see me as friends only
>she keeps agreeing to see me but is adamant about breaking up
What do i do? the first week she was just saying she needed time and that she loved me, but at the end of week 2 she just didnt seem to care about me anymore.
I was always good to her, is there anyway to fix this? or should i just let go?
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>>17809234
>I was always good to her

No you fuckin' weren't Op . You kept acting like a little bitch threatening to break up frequently, and when you did break up you quickly changed your mind. You are a fuckin' bitch. Grow a spine and fuckin' deal with your own consequences.
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>>17809244
You have no idea what i did for this girl man.
i treated her like fucking gold, and she still said that i was so good to her for the first week after she broke up.
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You sound insecure as fuck man.

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