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I have sexual dreams of my stepsister frequently, no other women. It only happens when I stop fapping for a bit. Why is this? Do other people have this issue with stepsiblings? Irl she is not even that good looking like 6.5/10 but in my dreams she is much hotter in my mind and she always grabs for my dick. Is this normal? Something I thought was pertinent is when I used to live with her I would take her panties when the senpai was out and I would jack off with them, but this was highschool and hormones and all that.
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Helloooooooo
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>>17832978
I'm a girl, pretty straight too, but I think I have some hidden gay inhibitions that come out when I think of my step sister. She and I grew up together, too, so I'm not totally comfortable with it- I feel like I've known her long enough to think of it as incestuous, but I also think "she is my stepsister, so it's not that bad." I was always drawn to her growing up, she is very beautiful and I looked up to her a lot, and then sometime when I was a teenager I realized that I am sexually attracted to her, as well. I don't know what to do with these feelings, and she is married, but yeah, I think and dream about her sometimes.
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>>17833120
Weird huh, the things that go one in our heads that no one close to us ever knows. I guess I'm not the only one

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Today I decided to quit smoking, for reasons that don't matter. Does anyone have any words of wisdom or anything else i can get into to stay occupied(besides vaping, nic gum, or patches)? I smoke less than a pack a day so my withdrawals won't be terrible.
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well use nicotine patches, drink loads of tea and diet sodas, and browse the internet.
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If you want any chance of success quit underestimating your addiction. I smoke less than a pack a day as well but if I have to go without I turn into a raging mess. Good luck.
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The first few weeks are the hardest but once you pass that you should be fine.

Hello /adv/, I'm straight and I want to forget about women completely.

Is this even humanly possible ?

Can't a guy just focus on other things (education, career, hobbies, fitness) except women for the rest of his life ?
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>>17832970
Read an article once where every time a guy thought about sex he ate a raw potato to turn himself off. Could give that a shot.
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probably not possible. even if you succeed in distracting yourself constantly, you're still going to be having the thoughts (hence the need for distraction). which means you're not asexual.

you need to somehow lose all desire for sexual contact or activity with anyone.

on some antidepressants people's sex drives drop but i don't think that's the same, because the sex drive is still there, just weaker.

but what you could do is kys and then you won't have those thoughts.
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>>17832970
You could probably get castrated. That said, there are side effects.

>have a suicidal friend that loves me
>have another suicidal friend that would partner up with me but barely do any work and fuck up what I have for a presentation or something, he doesn't smell great but I don't wanna be rude
>have lots of friends and I hate them all they wont leave me the fuck alone

how can I get people to hate me besides suicidal friend number 2 (don't smell great) I have a feeling he's gonna shoot up the school I go to

(You might recall who this is because I want to be a basement dweller, and yes I'm asking again)
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>>17832963
How people can be like this?
I want to have lots of friends, I want to know if somebody is interested in me.
I envy you. You have things that people like me don't. And you are ungrateful for that. If you want to be a basement dweller just do it now instead of hurting these people.
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>>17832979
I understand your side of the argument, but it isn't that simple, for me at least. I grew up normally and I hate saying this on 4chan, yes I am ungrateful, yes I have things most here don't but it's just too predictable. I'm one of those leeches that gets tired of the same thing every fucking day, my friends barely notice me and are completely different from the people I grew up with. It's a difficult situation to explain and I shouldn't ask here but this is the only place I can go for answers.
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>>17832979
Perhaps you're starved for attention, but you don't want the kind OP s getting.

When you have people who are hurting that hard attaching themselves to you at the hip, it puts a lot of responsibility in your hands. That's not good interest, not good attachment.

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Girlfriend cheated on me yesterday
She doesn't know I know yet
Gonna break up with her when I see her
Wanna fuck with her before that, seeing her tomorrow, what do?
I'm open to anything that doesn't involve battery

Don't come in here with any of that pussy "just break up with her, she has feelings!" Shit idc
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>>17832952
make her think youre taking her out for something super fancy. have her get all dressed up and whatnot, get her hyped. when you go to pick her up, tell her you know and dump her. then post your story on social media along with any proof you may have.
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>>17832952
sleep with her, finish, get dressed, say 'we are done' and never communicate again
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>>17832952
Slap the shit out of her with a dildo. Dildoes don't use batteries so it's not battery.

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What's the minimum amount you should be earning a year to live comfortably in a nice city?
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Depends on the city...

Here in Miami, people are paying 40% of their earnings on housing alone. It's bs.
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ok if it was Miami?
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i estimate 50k a year before taxes.

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HOW DO YOU CLOSE THIS IRONING BOARD?????
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Pull the lever in the middle
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Bro
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BLAAAASSSSSTTTTT! Hahaha I'm so God damn high right now! Boogaloo, love this thread, quality content, keep it up

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I'm 20 and I am in the first stages of balding. I recently got on propecia with no side effects but I am absolutely terrified of me getting them, because propecia is my only hope of keeping my hair at all. I have spent the last week reading horror stories on hair loss forums.

The first few days I felt drowsy with some testicle aches so I lowered the dose to 1mg to 0.5mg. Things were perfect for a while but now the last two mornings I didn't wake up with morning wood.

I can't get a fucking break. What are the chances these side effects will dissipate over time? I need this to work for me otherwise there is no way for me to keep my hair. Are there at least any promising medications in the future? Or will I have a limp dick from now until I die?

I'm super stressed about this. General thread about hair loss but idk what I'm supposed to do.
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Probably not. 5alpha-reductase is also responsible for breaking down a few neurosteroids. I would be more worried about an effect on my brain, than impaired dick function.

Propecia is a trash drug imo. sorry familia.
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Lol I started hairloss at 18 due to stress.
Don't use propecia. Use minoxidil. Safer and better. I'm now 20 and my hair loss has kinda reversed.
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Just shave your head you fucking pussy

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Should rape be legalised?

It has taken me a long time to realise that women are poor decision makers and should not be in charge of their uterus, as they tend to abort white children and breed niggers. What do you think?
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>>17832862
>>>/pol/
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>>17832862
>>>/pol/
Obvious bait.

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This is probably the worst week of my life

>Be me
>20 year old college student
>Killed first final
>Feelin good
>Next day, Gf ends it
>messages me 5 hours later about some stupid buzzfeed shit
>hurts to not answer, but gotta not
>barely get any sleep
>Drive friends Uni, since we commute
>Talking about his soon to be GF
>Talks to me about how he hooks up our friend with one of her friends
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>Take the first exam of the day
>Do alright
>next is the hardest one
>gotta score the 35% otherwise fail the class regardless of grade
>so hard, that Im not sure if I passed
>Go home feeling like shit
>No one at home comforts me about it
>none of my friends respond
>ex-gf posts on snapchat with her ex
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>Have one more final tomorrow
>Dont feel like doing anything anymore
>Feel like crying, but wont

:/ any advice guys, just something uplifting right now
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You just power through it op. That's all you can do.

I also had the worst day of my life Feb. 9th 2013 in college...literally everything I built up crashed down on me from betrayals to deaths to money issues to legal troubles...shit sucked real bad.

At that point I just said fuck it and went along for the ride to take things piece by piece. Being in control is a myth
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>>17832853
>gf
I'm sorry, but your life doesn't suck
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So a couple of things upset you and now your life is terrible? Okay.

Fuck you. I mean it from a place of love. Fuck you.

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My best friend since I've been a kid has been a girl, we lived right next to one another and have very similar personalities. Things have always been strictly platonic between us and I have no desire for them to be anything sexual, but I can 100% see how things could seem weird from an outside perspective.

We meet up roughly once a week to get lunch or dinner and have gone on holidays together in the past, just the two of us.

It's always weird whenever she or I start seeing someone, because it takes them awhile to trust us when we explain our relationship, but they eventually realise we are telling the truth and we are seriously just actually best friends.

Things have been fine until a few months ago after she broke up with her longish term boyfriend. We still meet up about the same amount as before, but she's made our "online presence" much bigger if that makes sense. A photo of me and her is currently her profile picture on all her social medias, and she's frequently uploading instragram posts of me/us with captions like "<3" , "love him" "He's the best" ect, which she never used to do before.

This all only really became an issue last night when we went out to get burgers and she took a photo of me without me knowing and put it up on her story as "date night <3". My girlfriend was very confused, as was I, and not too happy. She's also started to frequently joke when we are with others about how we are going to get married eventually, and how I'm going to propose to her. It's really making things awkward since I'm in a relationship. I'm only mentioning this because this is all stuff she never used to do.

I'm getting very self conscious that I'm starting to be portrayed as a "beta-orbiter" instead of her friend, and that I enjoy all the messages like "love him" and shit because it seems like I'm finally going to win her over. All the photos and stuff is really quire embarrassing.
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>>17832852


One theory I have is that, as we are coming into our late twenties, and she just broke up, she is starting to become worried about getting married and shit like that, finding a man to provide for her ect. She might have viewed me as a back-up guy all these years, which is really shitty if its true because I have no interest in looking after her just because shes finally hit the wall.

I don't really know if she would have any other reason to do this sort of stuff. Is she trying to get my girlfriend pissed at me? Because its working.
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>>17832852
>>17832857
Have you tried talking to her about it.
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>>17832875

That's what I'm going to do, I'm just kind of tiptoeing around the subject right now because I still was not positive it wasn't just my imagination, but after typing it all out its quite clear to me that it isn't

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Help me, /adv/. I suffer from depression, mostly because I'm pussyfree. I have already tried to improve my appearance and social skills, and I consider myself to be reasonably interesting. None of that worked so far.

Yeah, I could pay a prostitute, I know. But that would simply come off too expensive in the long run. Besides, it should be obvious that it's not the same feeling as being with someone that you love or that finds you at least a bit attractive.

Worst part is that I've actually been this unlucky my whole life. I've never even kissed anyone. Looks like I just happen to be destined to be a failure in mastering the attraction of the opposite sex. What's wrong with me? Why are women so picky?

I'm currently 24 and honestly I can't wait anymore, guys. I don't want to reach my 30s being a virgin. Actually, I don't wanna die being like this.

I failed as a male human being, /adv/. Please. Help me.
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>>17832841
>Besides, it should be obvious that it's not the same feeling as being with someone that you love or that finds you at least a bit attractive.
Right so rape would provide all of that...

Come on op there are a lot of things about women I hate, but even I can see that's retarded logic
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>>17832889
I know, I'm not saying I'm going to rape anyone. Just feel like doing it, 'cause getting laid the "right way" simply isn't working, despite all the effort.
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>>17832841
Clearly bait.
Go to
>>>/r9k/

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Hi /adv/ I'm considering getting a copper IUD. Does anyone have any experiences they can share? When I google this, I only see negative experiences but it seems to be like that with any birth control...people who have a good time on it don't feel strongly enough to go out of their way to post about it.

Pros:
>free where I live
>non hormonal...I've been on the pill for ages and it's killed my sex drive
>don't have to worry about taking a pill

Cons:
>can't control when I get my period
>apparently longer, heavier periods
>can hurt to get put in

Does anyone have any other methods of birth control they've really liked? I just find myself so frustrated when I try to find a good one because they all have such big drawbacks.
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>>17832832
Ask your OBGYN if you have a tilted uterus, if you do ask for them to do an ultrasound right after the IUD is placed.
My uterus is tilted and my OB put it in a bad orientation, I had to get it out because my body was basically trying to give birth to it and eject it. It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced.
This might also happen if you have never have given birth before, this is why doctors usually want to give IUDs to mothers.
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I love mine. Have had it for a while, and it's a blessing to know I don't have to worry about pregnancy until 2025. The periods have gotten more crampy and heavy but it was already like a warzone down there every month so it's whatever. Sometimes it's irritating but most days I don't think about it at all. I say go for it, and if you don't like it, take it out. As someone who can't tolerate hormones (and have tried everything from pills, the implant, the shot, diaphragm, etc) this has been the absolute best method for me.
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Sure, get one if you want your cooter to stink and your partner to feel a string when he's fuckin you.

Why do people say "t. [INSERT WORD DESCRIBING WHAT THE OTHER POSTER IS]" on 4chan?

Where does this expression come from and what does it mean? Does it stand for something or is it a joke of some kind? Thanks.
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>>17832820
Fucking google it.

>Short of tevierseh or something of that sort. It's Finnish for: "Regards."
> Often used on 4chan and other boards as a way of mocking other users.
>OP: /int/ is as good now as it was back in its early days.
>Responder: t. Australian
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yes

t. oldfag xD
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>>17832821
> Googling the letter 't' followed by a period
> Expecting results

Okay Anon, nice advice.

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i had an ice cream sandwich on sunday night and it killed my cheeks
since then, any time i eat or drink something that's not hot, even just water, the inside of my cheeks get really cold and painful for a short while. it hasn't gone down at all. what do?
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Ice cream sandwiches are nasty.
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>>17832845
thank you for the insightful reply
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Your cheeks have frostbite op. Maybe next time don't chipmunk the entire bar you pleb

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