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>>17882095

she was drunk. so she thought about her ex and got really emotional. then you said you wanted to be together and that sobered her up quick.

in addition to that she probably wanted to know if you still liked her and now that hse knows she can pull back and feel comfy knowing that if she ever needs to go back to you you're willing.

my advice? dont bother with her.

>>17882109
Yeah I think so too. Still would fuck again tho, especially if she pays for gas, and this time actually take money.

>>17882150
So keep fucking her, what's the problem?

>>17882082
If you have a chronic illness you can probably get some help to find a job.
I think that most european countries have programs to help people with chronic diseases to get a job and get independent.

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>Europoor
>No degree

Lay down and die

>>17882088
Tried that, but nothing realy worked out. Im not on disabilty bill.

>>17882069
I am really sorry for your loss, anon.
I've been through the same thing and it fucking sucks.

Go talk to a therapist, if you can. Spend time with your family and talk about this.

Let yourself be angry. Let yourself be sad. Use all this pain to make something good out of yourself and your life.

It will eventually get better. I am really sorry you have to feel like this, definitely the biggest pain I've been through.

Thank you,anon. I just hate that he couldn't trust us enough to share his worries, that he thought he had to suffer those thoughts alone until they got to the point he figured he'd be doing everyone a favor by getting rid of himself. He was very dumb, often useless and didn't deal with stress well but he seemed fine that he'd never be one of those dudes in suits or very smart. Guess you can never really tell what's on someone's mind no matter who they are.

>>17882093
>He was very dumb, often useless

Troll post, no sibling worth their name would say things like this. Go die.

>>17882053
Wait 3 days. Its the rule.

>>17882053
Pick a day between Christmas and New Years, and ask if she's free for a date. You should send her a message pretty soon just to make it clear you actually intend on taking her out

>>17882070
Nah wait 3 days, youll look too desperate if you text right away. its the rule bro.

Take a guess, anon. Do you think this is normal?

>>17882035
Nope. But if you're happy without sex/relationships, you'll probably have an easier life than most people

>>17882035
Of course it isn't.

If you don't want sex and you're not interested in romance, good job.
If you don't want sex and you want romance, look into the asexual community.

>>17882018

shes being a whore. the fact that shes acting like shes doing you a favor is pretty sickening bro.

tell her SHE doesn't deserve a second chance.

>>17882018
The someone else doesnt like her and she's reaized she has no one. You're last resort sorry op

If you were able to get your head out of your ass, this is a perfect opportunity to get some on the side while you also pursue other women.

This bitch is already seeing someone else, so put on a rubber, get your nut off, and go on tinder and play the field bro.

If you eat chocolate ice cream every day you will miss vanilla, even if you love chocolate.

>>17882016
You really should not pleasure yourself, it is not right

Why masturbate to someone you can actually fuck?

I only masturbate to what I can't have. Exes are fun to imagine that they haven't grew out of us and came back for our dicks

>>17882009
Honestly, the only way is nofap and wait it out. After a while youll go from orgasm everyday mode to just when something sexy is going on. Or keep putting yourself in highly stressful situations where you can't fap the stress away afterwards.

Just limit faps to once every 4-5 days.

I know that's impossible right now because you are stuck in a fapping daily habit, start with three days. Then move to 4 and 5. Sometimes you gotta bust on the 4th day, it gets to be too much, but some weeks you can do five days.

Also never fap to porn, it'll fuck you up.

>>17883061
What the fuck would you fap to instead ?

>>17881976
Really there isn't too much to ask.

Make sure all the door knobs & locks work from both sides, make sure all the windows open and close, and can be secured, check all the electrical outlets, and light switches. Toilet flushes, hot water works in all sinks and shower, all appliances are working, and then read your entire lease package before signing the contract.

Why ask about utilities, that's all based on your own usage, and it's not like he lives there and could tell you.

As far as his utilities are concerned, when noone else is paying them, shit is turned off.

Read the contract. Make sure you take a video of every fucking square inch of the place before you move in. Flush the toilet and test the water pressure and temperature in the shower, and read the contract twice.

Ask about bedbugs

>>17881973

dating sites.

what for?

>dating sites
>through friends
>free local events
>hobby oriented stuff like hiking groups, reading circles, pottery/massage/cooking/dancing classes
>lectures
>travels for singles/set out a message with a concrete plan for a girl to sign up to in an online guild or at the supermarket's/university's real life message board (not sure how to name this)
>colleagues or social circles of colleagues
>if you're really daring, see if a girl you spot in the wild is receptive, just make sure to accept her actual rejection (eg barely responding to you, looking away, physically moving further away from you) and not push it when she doesn't show interest - you don't know what's going on in her head or life, don't spill your energy on it

Put effort into your appearance, posture, and how you smell and dress. Smile, make eye contact. Introduce yourself early on and have some fun little bits ready about yourself and your interests/life so you can quickly give her an idea of the kind of person you are (looking for). Good luck!

>>17881939
Also I sincerely have absolutely no more feelings for anyone other than my boyfriend. All of these feelings to which I'm referring were in the past.

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>>17881939
Are you still an ugly fat feminist?

>>17881955
No

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>>17881930
Have you told you parents you just dont have the cash?

That picture is really inappropriate for the question you're making.

>>17881950
Ya they offered to pay some but I know that they're really right on cash as Well and they're taking care of my little bros so I don't want to take anything from them.

>>17881922

its common. its kind of like when you're just hanging outside as a kid and a parent comes out and is just looking at you. you're not doing something wrong, but you're nervous about messing up or being accused of something you didn't do. especially with all the shit we see on the news about cops.

>>17881922
Zorro

>>17881922
Like a bad pitbull or crazy girlfriend, it only takes one bad cop to ruin your life. You should have a healthy fear of them the way you would a loaded gun.

>>17881919
Anon, human bodies aren't immune to the lows of thermodynamic.
If you're fat is because you eat more than you burn. People who are thin eat less than then burn or as much as they burn.
It doesn't even matter the quality of food you eat, you could lose weight by eating one big mac menu a day if you exercised moderately.

You don't "eat a spoon of junk food and it becomes fat". If you eat extra food it becomes fat. That's it.

never owned a car till recently

always walked everywhere or took public transit, carried a water bottle with me. drank mango juice.. not too often though.. too sweet..

just walk a lot, walk everywhere.

pat down your pizzas and flip them over, anything with fat, try to remove as much fat as possible... like, till the food basically looks dry..

if you eat anything with concentrated fat, like fudge, just drink milk or something that'll lax your stomach, so you can shit it out easier..

and control, just have self control..

plate size, you don't need a huge serving to feel full, maybe you just need to drink more water instead..

>>17881919

i was considred to be lazy and ate a lot of junk food. i probably burnt a lot more than the average person even as an adult.

now that im older im having a harder time with my weight. not anything bad i just got a tiny bit of a belly. so little of a belly that im still considered 'skinny' but hwen i take off my shirt im not happy with myself, so now im trying to get muscle and then lose fat.

you probably ate more junk food than you realize or admit.

there's a funny thing where people with bleeding gums and bad breath cant figure out why they have these problems. there must be some magic behind their issue. then when asked how many times they brush their teeth they will admit only once a day. even though they know its recommended twice a day, they still rationalize that 'if im not doing it twice a day no one else is either... but why is my breath stinky and theirs not?'

this is you. you say 'i dont eat junk food' cuz you think of everyone as eating what you do. then when you get fat you rationalize its magic.

you probably eat too much pasta and spend a lot of time on the internet.

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>>17881885
Good luck with this oP. There are many websites that will enable you to to achive this. I think you would be better off using an internet cafe for your account. YOu must have a friend with a decent phone, get them to take suitable pictures. A quick google will help you out! Good luck!

>>17881885

>how can I find someone to help me be a good for nothing piece of shit?

>>17881885
Just kill yourself. Simplest solution.