Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 3013. page

File: stop.jpg (18KB, 236x316px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 236x316px

so the guy i'm seeing asked to make me dinner a few days ago, to which i agreed, because it's romantic, and he asked what i dont like eating. i said anything spicy.
so he's been preparing this spanish dish for a few nights, and he warned me its incredibly spicy.

how do i get out of this?

File: 1481613359326.jpg (16KB, 345x420px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 345x420px

I've been on antidepressants for a month now and I think they're finally kicking in. I feel great, I'm obsessing less over things that used to bother me so much. When I'm at work I'm no longer counting down the minutes until I can leave. I'm a bit more open and expressive when talking to people, I feel like my anxiety has gone down. I was rejected by a girl recently but I no longer give a fuck if I even see her again, I don't even care if I never have a relationship in my life. My libido has actually dropped and I barely feel sexual urges any more.
My desire to do productive shit and go out and make money is still there and now I feel I'm in a position to do something about it. Life is good.

I would recommend antidepressants to anyone trying to cope with absolute misery. I was borderline suicidal for over a decade and now I'm feeling free for the first time in my life. Also gtfo this website it's no good for you.

File: methamphetamine.jpg (68KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 1200x800px

>fucked up as a kid drugged to shit with antipsychotics
>don't even start high school, spend age 14-20 doing nothing in my room
>get tech certifications and work on/off computer jobs
>start doing tons of acid, no longer fat and ugly
>get suicidal and go to psych ward after girl rejected me at work, realizing im forever doomed to my crippling autism
>hook up with toothless methhead in psych ward
>she drives me crazy, makes me stay up for days on end and keeps accusing me of crazy shit, physically abuses me too, but im lonely as fuck without her

what do i do, this is the only pussy i can get senpai and we have amazing sex but this shits damaging my health :/

File: Capture.png (620KB, 601x598px) Image search: [Google]

620KB, 601x598px

Hey guys I need some help,

I've somehow got in a situation with a girl online where we basically fuck buddies. We send nudes, sext, etc. But she actually lives kinda near to me, and has sorta expressed the fact she wants to meet up.

Now I'm feeling really awkward about the whole thing and kinda wanna just sorta phase out of the situation, because sending nudes isn't much better than porn anyway.

But she also told me about how she gets upset with how she gets close to someone and then they disappear.

What do I do /adv/?

File: images.jpg (19KB, 408x360px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 408x360px

So me and this chick have been
Texting/skyping for a while now.
We both have feelings for each other and a couple days ago she told me she would want me as her bf but not to soon
Thing is since then she's been ignoring or taking hrs to reply to my texts. I thought she was busy or something but shes been sharing posts and always online and im feeling ignored.
Woman are confusing as fuck
What should i do guys?

File: sadderthanhillary.jpg (13KB, 236x234px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 236x234px

Before i tell you this, let me tell you that I'm 19 years old, I have a pretty solid experience with girls, had sex couple of times, but I've never fell in love before, since i live in a shithole of town in southeast Europe surrounded by women not appealing to me. Also sorry for my bad english

>Joined some anime-discussing group chat on Facebook
>Some girl asks if anyone plays League
>Checked her profile ,dark purple curly hair,cute face,big blue eyes,kinda looks like cuter version of Velma from Scooby Doo, 8/10
>We start playing some League
>Not really good at it, but she doesn't care
>Next day she wants me to skype her
>We play a couple of ranked games and talk
>I still suck, but she laughs and says "it's okay"
>We play League and talk on skype literally every day
>We also start private messaging on facebook
>We gain each other's trust, and start talking about some personal problems, send selfies and shit
>I really couldn't imagine a day without talking to her
>One day she asks "Yo Anon, when are we going to meet irl?"
>She lives in a big city which is 400 kilometers away
>I start saving money for the trip
>Three months later i finally get enough money
>Night before the trip I get drunk like an idiot
>Feel like shit,but I still go
>She waited for me at the bus station
>She looks even better than on the photos
>We hug each other and stay like that for good 5-10 mins
>I can feel her fast heartbeat
>She showed me around the city
>We sat on a bench in some park, hugged each other and started recalling our memories on how we met
>Didn't make a move, even tho I heavily have a crush on her
>Time to go, she walked me to the bus station, hugged me tight and gave me a "kiss me already dumbass" look
>Didn't do it
>Came home, messaged her on facebook how we had a great time
>Not even a 'seen', but she is still active
>Messaged her on skype, instagram, gave her a call, nothing

That was three days ago, and I'm just here replaying ELO - Evil Woman, WTF SHOULD I DO?

File: agnethalollipopgirl2en1.jpg (126KB, 574x1600px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 574x1600px

I have $5,000.

I want to spend it on a hot escort.
Where in america can I do this?

All the backpage escorts are fake

File: No emotions.jpg (13KB, 180x276px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 180x276px

I was dating this girl for about 3 months when she dumped me last Sunday night. When she said she didn't feel anything anymore, I assumed she didn't feel anything in the first place. But yesterday I talked with her more and found out that she did feel things for me, but lost those emotions and now is void of care. And based on her other attributes (depression since early middle school, lack of emotion and physical sensation (pain, pleasure, etc), nihilistic perspective), it seems like she definitely has anti social personality disorder, maybe even borderline sociopathy, but not really because she can fell love, guilt, and sadness. I've tried searching online for a common cure, but all sources seem to say "get away from the person", which will only tempt her more to kill herself "for everyone's benefit" as she says.

If anyone has any kind of advice of how to help a person like this improve, I'd love to know. I still deeply care about her and hate knowing she has to live this way, or the possibility that she may commit suicide because of it, and I'm trying to find ways to help her.

File: IMG_1459.jpg (76KB, 1293x640px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 1293x640px

BACKSTORY TIME!

>Dating cute redhead for almost a month.

>Tell her I just got out of a four-year relationship with a childhood friend who cheated and want to take things slow.

>Sends me nudes after the first date.

>She texts me constantly every single day, leaves posts on my Facebook daily, and calls me often.

>She tells me I can leave my toothbrush at her place after the first date.

>Both her and her mother whom I haven't met get me gifts after the second date.

>She's planning dates for MONTHS in the future.

>She tells me it makes her uncomfortable that I've dated older women and that she doesn't know what to do about it.

I'm feeling overwhelmed, bros. I've told her multiple times that I don't want to move fast, and this is how she's responded.

She's kind, smart, outgoing, and has a wonderful body and sex drive, but her insecurities and neediness are making her much less attractive to me.

She makes me feel like she's more concerned with being in a relationship than being in one with me. I feel like I'm just a toy to her, a toy she really likes. She talks about herself and things we should do together, but doesn't make me feel like she's genuinely connected with me.

This is why I think I should end it. Am I overreacting, amigos?

File: click.png (24KB, 300x255px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 300x255px

My boyfriend wants BF1 for the ps4 for christmas. I'm low on cash and I am looking for anyway I can get a deal or coupons or anything?
The cheapest I can find was for 50$ :(
Before you say "just don't buy it", that's just not an option.
Does anyone here have any tricks or advice on getting a deal on this game, even though it's new?

File: p02wz7mw.jpg (80KB, 1280x640px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 1280x640px

>be kissless virgin NEET
>Get hired two months ago at fast food joint
>be awkward af
>manage to somehow woo a coworker
>Hints at wanting to kiss me at New Year's party
>never kissed before but have lied about having at least some experience to not seem like a loser to all the normies there


How do I practice kissing or at least not look like a first timer?

tl;dr how do I learn to kiss

File: 6c6b977a5247049148f4bdd75f47e3e8.jpg (26KB, 360x235px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 360x235px

>Match with chick on tinder
>Get flirty
>She says a whole bunch of shit about how I turn her on
>Arrange to meet up and fuck
>Calls it off twice
>Randomly messages me last night asking me to come over
>Ask her if I could stay and leave in the morning
>She says okay
>Like a fool I believed her
>Midnight at this point
>Show up
>Hottest sex ever, she even cleaned herself
>After about an hour tells me to leave
>Says she didn't mean it in a mean way. Changed her mind
>Told her buses to my place stop after midnight so I'd either have to walk for 2 hours or pay for a ride
>Didn't even offer to pay my Ride
>To avoid any unnecessary conflict I left, and walked, got home at 3 am

Women are cunts
Tinder horror stories anyone?

File: Faith-No-More-Angel-Dust.jpg (110KB, 945x945px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 945x945px

afternoon /adv/. i'm in a bit of a situation.

i'll try to be as brief as possible while touching all the required points.

i'm 19, doing online classes, without license, credit card, job, or car. i'm doing very well in my classes, and i live with my mother, her bf of a decade or whatever (both in mid/late 50s), and my younger brother. weeks of my life alternate between staying inside all day and playing games / doing online coursework or going out every other night with friends to party or hit up town or whatever.

my mom unconditionally loves me to death, my brother and i have a great relationship. however, mom's bf has seemed to really strongly dislike the fuck out of me for my entire life, and for no reason i can find. my brother did worse in school, was far worse brought up, is much worse mannered, and is generally a worse person than i am, yet mom's bf has always liked him over me, by several miles, ever since i was a little kid (since 10-11 years old or so).

now, it's winter break. i wake up every day to the sound of him fighting with my mom over stupid shit, and saying i'm the problem of the household at the end of it, and when they're not fighting, he's just straight talking shit about me unabashedly (he's a burden on my shoulders, he does nothing within his fucking capabilities, he should feel ashamed, he's the reason why we fight) and all that.

now, i would maybe understand a sliver of this stance if i was doing nothing proactively to better myself. i'm mentally in a very fragile state and i have been for a year or so (crippling anxiety, frequent panic attacks, hate confrontation). i am unable to get my license until about march (which i'm working on the driving hours), otherwise i would try and go for a low-anxiety internship or working position. (cont.)

File: 1446302477571.jpg (40KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 400x400px

I have known this girl for 5-6 years now and we have never met because she still has braces and is embarassed.
She hasn't been to an orthodontist for over a year now because she didn't get any appointments for some very strange reason. Now she found out that her sister and mother lied to her all the time and they stopped paying a year ago.

She is completely crushed, her mother barely apologized and her sister hasnt spoken a word to her since she found out. These two people are the greatest fucking assholes i have ever known and they treat her like shit.

I offered her many times to take her away from there or at least visit her to help her through somehow, but she doesn't want me to come.
She is still hoping that they will apologize and treat her better, but its very delusional and i know it won't happen. These two have always been shit since i know her.

What am i supposed to do? I can't stand this feeling, knowing that she is alone, crying, barely eating and that her own family doesn't give a shit.

Should i just go anyway? What do i do when i arrive? Or should i contact her mother and sister online and try to talk some sense into them? I have to do something this is destroying us both

File: guitar.jpg (4MB, 3120x4160px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 3120x4160px

heyho.
I'd like to learn playing electric guitar. Goal would look like something like this:
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAtXlUHSuh0
I am able to learn quite efficiently while dedicating pretty much all my free time into a single hobby. I am bored of playing video games right know. How do i start learning guitar without any experience in producing musik. I can't even read notes. I'd take lessons, but would prefer not to.
Any advice?

pic related, already bought guitar and amp