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>>17883911
Like a douche. But that's just the face you're making. You're not bad looking, you just look like you're in a fraternity.

>>17883920
idk , i've never hurt someone's feelings before

>>17883925
You're just making the generic fuckboy face. But you've got nice skin, nice hair (albeit in the fuckboy style), and pretty good facial features.

help

>>17883899
>>17884255
How about a "Hi" for starters?

>>17884259
I've got that part down, but after I say "Hi", do I talk to her friends? To Her? To all of them?

It's gonna be one hell of a ride and can potentially be dangerous. But for real dope is weak.

>>17883891
Whoa dude, what if smoking weed to remove delusions IS a delusion?

>>17883891
you are using 420 to self-medicate & suppress whatever mental condition you have, ie. chemical imbalance in the brain

if you stop 420 then surprise you discover than your current dose of anti-psycho meds is not enough and then go back to 420

really long term you will totally fuck yourself up with this approach

stop the 420 for 6 months get your anti-psych meds at the correct dosage and then try 420 again

>>17883877
Shoot Chad, kidnap her, take her home and keep her as a shackled slave, rape her repeatedly until she is impregnated, force her to bear your children.

>>17883877

Find out what her boyfriend isn't doing right and do all those things right when you interact with her. It isn't a guarantee, but if there is some attraction already then it is possible to make her fall for you.

>>17883877
Need more context. Is their relationship working? If so, leave it be and get over yourself. If not, like other anons said, look at what the guy is doing wrong and don't do that.

Either way, it's a shitty thing to do.

>>17883870
Bad for your mental health and worse for your liver.

>>17883870
The antidepressants probably aren't working. Yes gonna fuck up your brain tank, man.

>>17883878
Actually they're working really well, I'm not constantly criticising myself and wallowing in negativity, my anxiety is manageable where before it was so bad I could barely leave the house without having a panic attack. But I still really want to get fucked up a lot of the time

Pic unrelated. It's a lake near my city. Pretty nice lake btw.

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>>17883850
Cant help you OP, but that is an outstanding lake.

Ask her for her number and ask her to hang out 1 on 1.

Build sexual tension, have fun, kiss her goodnight, and continue taking her out. By the 2nd or 3rd date you should be able to get in her pants.

It's not rocket science, bro.

>>17883847
Well whenever I would act myself around people it was always met negatively.

Dad would get mad at me for things I liked. For example if I liked some stupid comedy and wanted to watch it with him he'd just refuse and act all disappointed. This extends into virtually every aspect of myself.

Friends mostly just like me on the surface. It would start with the usual shit talking with friends "hahaha you actually like THAT?" whenever I'd try to show them an interest, but in a lot of ways this would also extend into how we would interact and what have you.

I'm having trouble condensing all this but I think that paints a better picture. The older I get and the more I meet people the more I learn that real friends don't do this, at least not seriously.

When people do this to me I usually take it as a cue to slowly start shutting them out of my life the more negative things get. Then, sometimes, they start lashing out at me for receding, which only makes me want to recede more.

>>17883842
i fake happiness

>>17883842
it means you are really a fag and spending too much time around str8 people

or the reverse

adderall

>>17883834
Without drugs?

I'm willing to dedicate myself to something, a routine, ritual, anything, to change my mind.

>>17883835
Start meditating to develop patience.
Start at 2 minutes. Just sit there and set an alarm. No matter what don't break away to look at the alarm.
Work up to 5 minutes.
Then 10.
Then 15.
So on and so forth.

>>17883820

>be really hygenic and smell nice
>make small talk
>compliment them
>hang out and escalate physically
>if you get rejected, don't get offended
>be persistent

>>17883820
I don't know dude, that's a damn long trip.

On the one hand, one thing I've heard said over and over is that long distance relationships don't work out, and I tend to agree.

On the other hand, if you guys make plans to do some fun stuff together in her town that's a great weekend experience.

No real answers, just putting some thoughts out.

How about a bus ride? not as bad as you might think.
My advice is if you think she likes you just go for it. Evan if it doesn't work out you'll know you did all that you could. The thought of what could have been will tear a man apart.

I wish you the best and hope you at least give it a chance

My boyfriend cheated on me, then dumped me for the girl, then cheated on her with me, I took him back and he cheated on me again- we're friends still but I told him I'm not taking him back because I know he'll do it again- it's hard to leave I can't fully cut him off.

>>17883779
He didn't break your trust. He didn't know you guys were exclusive. It sounds like he hasn't done anything since you made it clear you were exclusive.
Sure it sucks, but I think you have no reason to not trust him.

>>17883801
Wait what? Is this related?

>>17883730
Given the opportunity I'd definitely want to. But you have to understand that many men will be terrified of crossing a boundary (they might think that you're just naturally flirty and aren't after anything) and having their careers and/or reputations destroyed, so they may be extremely cautious without very overt signals.

>>17883732
understandable, what if conversations were exchanged and both parties were ok with it? I think it would be so dirty and sexy if two had a relationship without anyone knowing.

>>17883730
are you fucking kidding? men are literally down to fuck 24/7. you can get the cock meat sandwich at anytime and any guy would feel lucky to fuck an 18 year old prime pussy. location?

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>>17883686
Just do it next time?

Notice you're making excuses and freaking out and then just go for it. I mean there really isn't anything else to tell you.

What's the worst thing that happens? She says no? Fucking nbd.

>>17883716
See I recognize this now, but when I'm with girls I just freeze up.

Like once I was on a date with another girl, we were staring at the stars and she leans in for a kiss, and I just lay on my back like a goddamn retard. It's like there's something psychological that keeps me from doing anything.

>>17883682
You sound young. Too young to have met the girl of your dreams. Sounds to me like you got some serious oneitis friend. So I'll just preface this by saying

1. You are unlikely to get the girl before someone else does if she's actively seeking dick and you wanna take 6 months to get good lookin'

2. This is entirely ok, because there are plenty of fish in the sea. Do NOT get fixated on this chick. You have to have the attitude of "there are many good catches out there", or you will be a romantically stunted fuck forever.

3. That being said, why not just ask her out now? Get real man: 6 months at the gym is not gonna make her swoon if she isn't into you. I repeat: SHE HAS ALREADY DECIDED WHETHER YOU ARE A WORTHY PROSPECT. So just ask her out. Just nut up and fucking do it. It will probably improve your chances because chicks love confidence. At best, you get her. At worst, she shoots you down. You let that motivate you. You recover a braver, wiser man. And you find someone better for you.

As for the workout stuff, just read /fit/'s sticky.

It's good you are trying to lose weight, but if she only likes you because of what you look like you're going to end up breaking up anyways I would go for it now while you still have the chance.

>>17883873
Solid advice.

I'd just add that if you do decide to ask her out, you shouldn't overly project confidence like it's no big deal or something.
She knows it's a scary thing to ask her out, but be brave, keep calm and ask her straight, and accept the result.

It sounds like dysthymia, which is not to imply you have an "illness" in the usual sense of the word. Something is giving you a shit mood and possibly loneliness.

>>17883659
u depressed son

>>17883659
>>17883696
Oh, and
>I'm not depressed.
Depression comes in different levels. Some people were a little bit unhappy about candidates chosen for the recent presidential election. Someone out there probably attempted suicide due to the anguish. They both fall under the umbrella of depression.

i don't think you can pull this off.
i work in a field that usually has loads of older women and the eventual sprinkle of male interns in their 20's.
they usually just have motherly feeling about those guys and would never think of fucking them (or act on it) because they would feel like predators.

how much of an age gap do we talk here?

>>17883643
Flirt a bit. If one reciprocates then you have a chance. If not, you don't.

I work with a lot of nurses but they're all married. One wasn't but she was kind of a slut and weirded me out.

>>17883661
>would feel like predators
I'm childlike and I've dated a childlike person. People get over it...

>don't know if that would work
I think it depends how superficially attractive you are. I assume the nurses would put up a barrier so that no attachment forms, but that they would let it down if you came off as exceptionally attractive.

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I have had older women attracted to me. I'm not sure if it was motherly, but don't be confused, women will want to nurture someone they also want to have sex with.

I imagine same-age women are more likely to do this. Every woman would be aware of how it compromises the sanity of the entire workplace.