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I'm living in California and I did pretty bad in High School because I didn't put in much effort during my Freshman and Sophomore years.

What years/semesters do colleges look at? What are some schools that I can get into if I did not do so well, premised on the attached information?

I got a 1250 on the SAT
How would a cumulative 3.75 GPA look?
How would a cumulative 4.0 look?

What schools would I have a chance to get into? Is my best chance out of state because CA colleges are competitive?

I don't think there are too many decent colleges that would accept me with these stats. I'm not white and have a good College Essay.

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So /adv/, I'm going to get an orchiectomy (testicular removal) and penectomy (penis removal) by choice in my home country with ''less stringent medical regulations''. It's not a back alley doctor but a professional one who is more 'liberal' than western doctors.

Nope I'm not transgender though I dislike this idea of masculinity and looking male, I have no disillusions of being a 'female born in a males body'.

I've never been interested in sexual activity of any kind, masturbation included. I'm a 20yr old virgin. I am open to the idea of sex with both men and women, however, I don't crave for it at all.

Do you however think sex is worth trying?

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How the fuck do I pick a haircut without looking like an autist

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So I've been talking to this Latvian girl online for a few weeks now. I am starting to wonder if she is real or fake. She made this video of her for me and I'm wondering if anyone can tell if she is real or fake. Here is the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxnpVaPlrAE.

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Alright 4chan
I wanna die
I need help determining a way. There is a shotgun and shells in the house but I can't get to them atm can anyone give me ideas other than the usual hanging, cut, ect

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lets say im under 19 okay ? and i am acctually really worried because my dick size is really fucking big , not swollen or anything , its 6 and a half inches and pretty thick , advice ? pic unrelated

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Day six of a virus. Wake up to 104f and sweat it down. Bones hurt like a bitch, I've been keeping hydrated. Is this a good sign that the virus is going away? And outside of ibeuroprephen and ace, what can I do to stop the pain in my joints?

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My crush asked if she could kiss me other day. I said yes although she rejected me a few days before. This led to me fingering her and sucking on her titties. She also told me that she doesn't want to take my virginiry but she still continues to kiss me and cuddle beside me whenever I see her.

What do?

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I have these dry, slightly itchy, patches of skin on my face (M). Any anons have this and know a good moisturizer or way to deal with it? Tried taking a pic but you couldn't see it with my phone's quality so pic unrelated.

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so here's the thing. this dude who's bigger than me has asthma and also a chinese. last year he was the heel of the class and this year i got seated with him. i messed with him not too badly but enough to make him not like me throughout the 8 hours. i got reported to the councillor and now im thinking, how should i play this game further? psychopathic style?

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Long story short my GF caught me in a string of lies about whether or not I spoke or even flirted with some other girl.

I originally lied about even really knowing the girl, where she's from, and what we talked about to keep it from being a bigger issue but she used some tactics weeks later to uncover the truth and I fessed up. I spoke to that girl on a almost regular basis and even flirted with her out of spite because me and GF were having very bad arguments that ended with her "breaking up" with me and taking me back the next day.

I decided to speak to and flirt with other girls because of the things she said to me when arguing like finding her other men(while in the past she did similar things and tried to hide it from me)

I want her to forgive me and take me back. What should I do? Yesterday after raging out she hung up, blocked me on everything(like she usually does) and eventually called to tell me we're done.

Should I go to her house to talk it out? Call her(since it seems she unblocked my number) How can I make this thing right?
What do I even say? I've apologized profusely but she takes my apology and stomps on it with sarcasm and thing like "it took you this long to confess and apologize???"

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need some advice dudes
girl and i see each other at parties a lot, we always say hi and chat for a little before parting ways. but at new years recently, we spoke for a good 50mins to an hour with this one cockhead who wouldnt leave us, she even suggested him to go and chat to other fems and all, but in a very polite and sugar coated way.

when we were talking amongst our 3, i kept noticing she would be looking at me and i would do the same like when we both werent talking but the cockhead was, it felt.. idk? like a sign? fucked if i know.

i gave her a message on facebook and she's giving me fuck all to work with, im trying to keep the convo rolling but im starting to get 4 worded responses opposed to a few paragraphs she gave twice. it was easier to talk with her in person. what should i do? any good ways to get her to open up and actually talk? trying to build it up to asking her out somewhere. or do u reckon she's just not interested?

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this is what i want in a guy:
likes sex
4chan
junk food and eating healthy
nerdy convos
likes mean jokes
dresses attractive
brown hair or blonde hair
likes messaging a lot and cute kisses
has his own place or his mom allows girlfriends
likes travelling
in his free time he has a weird hobby
doesnt try to be generic by playing an instrument before going to bed
likes cuddling on the couch and watching cartoon network
doesnt nag me about feeling insecure
keeps the house clean or the way it was
long term relationship

>am i being unrealistic? what kinds of qualities must i possess to get a guy like this?

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I am going to describe my situation and I am wondering if anyone can relate. It has to do with social anxiety and popularity.

>Part 1 of 2

I can sometimes be super awkward and sometimes I can be really cool. But I am really afraid of saying something and then people pretend like they don't hear it or not really care and that holds me back a lot. If I say something and people laugh and there is a positive reaction I snowball and become super outgoing and very cool for a while, until the conversation dies down and I have to go back to working up the courage to say something for the first time. I've been like this for a long time and I have always been super aware of myself probably too much. I really overthink simple social interactions and the ways people react to me. Because I don't want to seem like I'm trying too hard to be cool or them to say some shit like "youre weird" or "chill out" in order to make themselves seem better than me and improve their social standing in a group of people. The thing is I am actually pretty popular I just cannot consistently get to the relaxed and funny side of me and every once in a while I do some super awkward shit or at least it seems that way to me and I just obsess over it and just tell myself that I never want to feel like that again and over time that has made me afraid to say anything at all. I feel like if I stay quiet because I am scared people can tell that and do not think it is just because I am deep in thought or that I really care about my phone. I hate attention when I am like this though when I get in the groove I am the center of attention. I just cannot get over shit from the past and little times I fucked up a conversation or relationship.

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can someone say goodnight please....