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Tap that milf, looks don't last forever, and she seems respectable!

>>17946165
dis just make her eat healthy foods and exercise every day she will look young forever, I mean have you seen Madonna? bitch looks 30 pushin 70

>>17946164
well in 20 years you'll both look old, whats he difference.

>>17946135
if she didn't see you as a real man she wouldn't have sex with you
it's just a word she uses, different people like to say different words
it's good, it's a good word

Does she belittle you in any other way? If not, she may just be trying to push your buttons.

>>17946135

Adorable isn't bad as long as that's not all you are.

what have you done to communicate this to her?

>>17946078

Some people are just boring in bed and like boring sex. You can try to talk to her about tying new things and maybe she'll get curious.

>>17946217
We had major fights on two occasions because I told her this. It makes her feel undisirable. Like that she isn't enough.
>>17946238
I have talked and tried stuff, I have bought sextoys and we have watched porn together. Nothing sparks her mood or makes her want to try anything.
She can only come from oral or vibrator. She used to be on the pill but it made her depressed, so now I wear a condom instead, which makes me not feel much. She doesnt like to give me oral after the condom has been on, she says it makes my dick taste like plastic, so I can only finish in the condom.
I like bdsm but she feels like it's degrading to women to do such things.
She says it's not my fault, that I'm just "generation porn" and therefore have unreasonable expectations.

>>17946060
I've noticed that short girls (<5'3) are the ones who like to overcompensate by being with taller (6'2+) guys.

if I were you I'd go for someone your height or slightly taller. those girls would be less insecure about their own height and more accepting of you.

I'm a short guy, and the moment I stopped giving a fuck, I started getting girls easily. Height is just a /r9k/ meme, it's the least important quality that determines your attractiveness to girls.

How tall are you

>as soon as I'm able to show my real self, they leave because they think I'm weird

Some examples?

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>>17946044
alright from what I know off the top of my head, when I give my views on life/spirituality (I'm a very spiritual person even if I don't come off that way at first, I can sense energies for example, though I tell almost nobody this), or if I begin to make jokes/act goofy, they think I'm just weird.

I remember once specifically some group of girls said something, I don't remember what, and so I responded saying "hey it's like lincoln said, " and gave a quote that was relevant, and they just basically went "AHAHAHAHA"

a lot of times when I do joke, my humor just doesn't get through. I'm typically interested in classical literature, video games and theology but most people are not into the first or last, and the majority of people I meet into video games I can't stand.

then there seems to be some growing trend of people going "he thinks he's so cool" about me, when I don't mean to come off that way.

it's like, when I gave confidence to show myself, I'm a bit quirky and then people laugh and mock me for it. It's depressing and gets to points I just want to say fuck it and never talk to anyone again or tell people to fuck off.

>>17946070
I see. I think it's one of these three:
1)You were unlucky and met sucky friends
2)You met people who don't share enough with you, thus creating incommunicability
3)Your charisma is lower than normal

Does anyone know?

cant see a problem with it , how long you gonna leave it for ?

forever

Sounds like a prank

>>17945999
It does sound suspicious desu

>>17945999
this

It isn't your money anon. It is your fathers. What happened to your mothers share of the divorce settlement? You've said some mean things about your father and your stepmother which indicate you don't think highly of them. Why should your father give the money to the family that abandoned him?

>>17946008

The divorce settlement was based on his salary. Ignoring the amount he has in different bank accounts (legally) around Asia.

I don't think a 10 years old is supposed to try to contact the man responsible for his mother's complete mental and physical breakdown.
I didn't talk to him until I was 18, he was the one that asked for a divorce.

>>17946024
Shit is usually more complex. I doubt you at age 10 really understood the situation and I doubt your mother has helped since.

At the moment it sounds very one dimensional. The evil whore stole your father from his rightful happy place with you and your mother and now to add insult to injury the evil whore is going to get your money.

Your mother should have fought for a better settlement before agreeing to the terms of the divorce. She doesn't sound like she dealt with it very well. I can understand why you are transferring blame to this other woman who you don't even know though. Based on your age at the time and your limited subsequent contact with your father I can understand entirely why he has moved on and can't understand why you think you'd get shit from him when it sounds like you don't even know him or have a relationship.

Obligation? Your father dumped you and your mother to shack up with a food blogger in asia. He sounds like a right fucking dude and not the kind of guy to suddenly spring for obligation. How do you even know he is rich? Maybe 10 year old you just felt rich compared to people in asia and your mother has been feeding you half truths to turn you against your father and explain her current poor ass position.

If your father is rich and you want his money then build a relationship. Travel out to see him. Meet your step mother and get to know them and figure out the bigger picture.

I sure do hope this is bait

>>17945938
not baiting in the slightest... sorry to dissapoint

>>17945936
I know it's not Christmas anymore, but you're still a "hoe-hoe-hoe"

Take two corks, shove one into your asshole and then one into your mouth then run into traffic

>>17945904
Put a fire extinguisher across the room. Tie a fishing line to your chair and put the fishing hook through your dick. Wet down with gas and set yourself on fire.

>>17945904

I'm not sure it's possible to safely kill yourself. The two things are sort of mutually exclusive.

>>17945843

>did I do the right thing even if I miss her ?

No idea. None of us know you or your girlfriend or these friends of hers. Anything we could say would just be anecdotal speculation. We can't validate your decisions for you. You have to make decisions and hope you did the right thing like the rest of us.

>>17945848
Fuck your right I just wanted the easy way out of it

>>17945843
The pain of jealousy or the pain of missing her that will eventually fade?
I think you made the right choice.
It is not okay to ask your partner to cut her friends off who don't negatively affect her, and you would just keep feeling jealous. She also seems like an attention whore. "I hang out with guys because it's less drama" Oh fuck off.

>>17945842


> 8/10 times when I'm with them, I get slight boners and I feel uncomfortable.

>How to control myself when I'm with female friends that are too hot?

Be older than 15. Self control is a skill that comes with age. You're obviously a kid.

when your around them just relax and try looking them in the eyes when talking to them , if you take a peek when your walking with them nothings wrong with that my boy. Also the boners just pray to whatever deity you fucking choose that they don't notice it and if they do be alpha as fuck

>>17945844
Cuck detected.
Just stare if you want.

anyone ? pls help

>>17945814
Find someone else. Once the breakup happens, it's impossible or nearly so to get back together.

i don't want her back my man but i don't know how to be around her ? or should i try to attempt acting like she doesn't exist ?

I felt depressed ever since in february last year and that took a toll on my grades and life as a whole. I feel rather empty, I don't find myself enjoying books/films/tv shows/vidya like I used to anymore and I'm mostly spending my time in solitude, be it inside or outside. The only thing that helps is music and midnight walks. The fact that most of my friends live hundreds of kilometers away from me doesn't help either, and the friends I do have in my hometown aren't the ones that I find trusting enough to open myself completely. I'm quite ambitious and want to realize my potential as much as possible, and that's where I need your help. I know that the best thing to do right know should be to study so I can get into a desired college, I'm planning to get a part-time job with it so I have some income, and I'll probably live in some small flat or in a dorm. The problem isn't the divorce, since I can give less shit about my parents, sounds edgy, I know, but it's true. They're both miserable beings that I have no intention of keeping in my life no more, the problem is their fights and how that affects my studying. How do I ignore the toxicity around me in? Should I study in a local library or something and stay away from my home as much as possible?

>TL;DR:
Parents are constantly fighting and are treating me like shit. How do I focus on school with all the fighting surronding me, and how do I completely ignore their exsistance until I move out?

Any help appreciated, but stay constructive, I need no pity nor did I come here to look for it.


2/2

You should move out as soon as practical. Part-time job is a good idea so long as you actually have enough time to do your studies properly.

Select some major that both interests and can pay your bills down the road. Meet new people, make friends and form relationship.

This part you won't like, but I do believe in it, too: Once you do succeed, remember that you are better than your parents, so do help them out in their old age if and when they need you. Just keep your distance emotionally and don't allow them to drag you back as a punching bag into their toxic lives. Living far enough that you see each other rarely but close enough to be able to help when really needed would be ideal.

>>17945856
I don't mind the last part that much, since they did raise me for all these years, even if they're both selfish cunts, I'll offer the necessary help, but as you've already said, I'll keep my distance.

Why would you honestly wear that shit out in public, especially if you rely on public transit?
Modesty exists for a reason. I'm not saying go full Kebab and cover from head to toe but if you insist on wearing something that exposing, wear some God damned shorts. Something that won't show just how thick your vulva is.

>>17945791
>is it really my fault?

No. Of course this is not your fault. Your boyfriend is being a bit of a twit.

However, what you did was the equivalent of a guy walking in to the slums late at night waving around his wallet stuffed full of $100 bills shouting about how much it sucks that he can't find anyone to break them for changed.

If he gets mugged, people aren't exactly going to be surprised.

Not exactly the smartest move.

>>17945791
ignore the last guy, it's not your fault some bastard wants to abuse, doesn't matter what you wear it's not your fault.