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What are the chances a celeb follows you back on twitter? 2017-01-17 03:06:16 Post No.17963870
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What are the chances a celeb follows you back on twitter?
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My bdays coming up and Id like to fuck with my friends by saying I got Victoria Justice to follow me on twitter. What are the chances she'd follow back? I noticed she follows near 2k people and a ton are fan accounts for her.
Just say, "Hey, its my bday today, any chance I can get a follow back? Itd make my day!"?
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Bump?
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gross
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>>17964109
Are you fuckin gay?
Most of the times lately I'm always surrounded by people, but I still feel so fucking lonely. It wasn't always like this. Up untill college I spend most of my time alone, in my room. Sometimes I went out with people that liked me, but I only went out with them because the loneliness was too unbearable. When I started cutting myself and I also couldn't get high at home to stop myself from selfdestructive acts and to escape from the weight that loneliness stacked up on me over the time. I took benzos and I found around the house sometimes though. I only got out of this at the last year of high school when I met this great, cute girl I found on the internet. We had "ldr" together. She hadn't had it any easy back then either. I guess she needed the same, to have someone she could open to...that's provably why we liked each other so much at times, or atleast we liked what we've seen on the screens of our phones. We texted for almost eleven months, everyday. It was great having someone that you could wake up for every morning. Having "good morning" text waiting there for you.
It ended after we met each other three times after ten months. Maybe it's because I can express myself better over the text, or maybe we just wasn't able to found our way in the real life. Or maybe it's just because I'm a mess I was her first "boyfriend". She found another one shortly after we ended our thing. She's a good girl and I'm really glad that she found someone she is really happy with. I didn't talk to her ever since, I really didn't handle the post break up time, got drunk often and send her shit I'm ashamed often. It wasn't agressive or anything, just humiliating and I'm ashamed of myself. Of all that came out of it really. She's happy now though, I'm glad for her.
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As I said I'm with a lot of people now, but I can only be just with someone. Someone who is atleast a bit like me. Most of the people I hang out with seem to like me but again, I don't feel the same way about them. I only really care about this girl I met year ago. We hung out together ever since. I didn't understand better with anyone else ever in my life. When it started I was the happiest man on earth. She's absolutely great, we are the best friends, she cares about me deeply but we can't be together. I never could have imagined spending my life with anyone but her. You see, everyone I got along with I got bored of, or pissed at over the time. I'm fucked, I start to distance from my friends up untill the point of no contact. But with her I just can't see what would make me think like that. I love her, want to be with her, but that won't ever happen. She likes girls. She only likes girls to be exact. And I only began to understand this last week, even when she told me this fact on the first day we hung out together. Or maybe there is someone who would light her lust for dick but it won't be me.
She's still everything to me, having a good friend is above anything, but it wont save me. I know that relentless need of saviour is stupid, that the person isn't the fix for all that is broken inside me. But I atleast want the warm feeling. The feeling of safety, knowing that there is always someone for you and you are there for her. When I love someone, the person becomes higher priority for me than myself and I forget about my shit...
I don't know what I want. Never knew. That's probably the problem. I feel like I'll never find it. I'm lost.
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Shit's long.
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Also I can't fall asleep sooner than at 5am. If I start taking sleeping pills to straighten up my sleeping routine, will I ever be able to fall asleep without them?
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How to I keep motivation 2017-01-17 02:46:51 Post No.17963793
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So I used to go to the gym 6 days a week, I was making a change and then I started to slowly lose interest because my gym partner started to do alot more then what I wanted to work on and went full bro on me. He wanted to train to be a powerlifter and do full body workouts like 2 times a week. Basically I had to stop going with him because we wanted more then what I wanted in the gym, so long story short I was gym partnerless and lost the willpower and motivation to keep going. So for the past like 5 months i've stopped going. I need to go back and start training again to get in shape and stronger but I have no idea how to do it alone. I have no one else I can go with most of my friends are out of shape guys who have no interest in the gym.
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Don't use others as a crutch.
Just go to the gym and work out. Stop making it a social thing and make it a you thing.
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>>17963801
I was using him for a motivational push kinda thing, it wasn't just someone to talk with, which was nice in the rest times, but mainly I needed him to help me push and go further then I was able to. I tried to go a few times and just fizzled down.
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>>17963793
You should have kept your gym rat buddy. Get him back if you can.
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What is the best way to make someone hate themselves? I don't know her personally at all so it can't be like an abusive relationship. She is awfully vain and centered on her looks, so would just PMing her with "fat pig" or some derivative each day for months on end cause some damage? She does have a bit of a small belly so that may be good to pick away at. I would love if I could send her spiraling down into anorexia.
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>>17963764
you must be over 18 to post here kid.
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>>17963764
She'll probably block you after the first time. If you keep going it can be considered cyber bullying. Make sure not to take it too far because then she'll be able to call the police on you. I hope you're using a proxy.
Also, is your life really that pathetic that you only live to make someone elses life bad?
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>>17963773
I make more money than you do.
>>17963774
I'll use Tor.
>Also, is your life really that pathetic that you only live to make someone elses life bad?
She beat me in an argument so now I have to ruin her life. I'm sorry, I'm very petty, but it has to be done or else I can't move on.
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Why do random anons try to flirt or hit on my girlfriend, even though she says "eww" or "stop". They continue and she just lets it happen. I honestly want to know why some guys feel the need to get touchy or flirty with the girl im with and not some other ho. It's like they're socially retarded
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I'm not going to say I'm not jealous because, but she knows I'm not a touchy type of guy so if I get touchy she says something like "hey, you're not normally like this"
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Any guys here who are touchy would be appreciated if you had input
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They try to hit on her because they are horny cunts.
Her humoring them is the problem. She seems to like making you jealous because you give her more attention when she does. Make sure you reinforce good behaviour with touching and punish bad behaviour with neglect. Behaviour modification 101
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My girlfriend is drifting away 2017-01-17 02:20:44 Post No.17963706
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My girlfriend is drifting away
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I'll keep it short,
Everything was going great, I think I came on too strong. Now she never wants to hang out or talk to me about stuff, always has other plans, etc. For some reason she still hasn't broken up with me (guilt maybe)
I know where I fucked up, and I also know she dislikes how clingy I am and that I overthink things. (The irony isn't lost on me)
So I have a few options:
1. Break up with her;
2. Quietly work on my personality faults and hope she notices and drifts back;
3. Talk to her about this (and piss her off for overthinking);
What would you guys do? Am I missing something obvious?
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>>17963706
I'm in the same situation anon, the difference is that things got way worse with me, she got to the point where she start fights over nothing, keep calling names, then she resists to apologize, only when I stop talking with her she maybe say a basic "sorry" without meaning it.
Try to work things out with her, say your concerns and what bothers you, if things don't get fixed and gets worse, please, PLEASE don't be a faggot like me and cut your losses breaking up with her
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>>17963706
>Now she never wants to hang out or talk to me about stuff, always has other plans, etc.
Bro, this is a tall tale sign of cheating. Sorry to be the one to tell you this. I've had it happen far too many times I can count.
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>>17963706
How long have you been together?
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>"Anon you have to work on yourself before someone else can love you"
>says the person who got into a 2 year and counting relationship while in partial hospitalization
/adv/ What's some actual advice for finding a stable relationship?
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>>17963699
A couple are best friends first in day to day affairs.
Always pursue your own interests, never abandon them for a gf/bf. They will stick around if they are worth it.
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>>17963719
I can dig it. Though it seems like most people don't want to date someone they consider a friend anymore. Like whenever I try to approach a relationship with a friendly connotation at first they just end up considering me too close if I do ask. Often times I get the "I don't wanna ruin our friendship". Most of the time I personally felt like being with them in that sense would have actually made us closer and had great results but they never seem to agree.
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>>17963745
I think its hard to start of as friends and then move to a romantic relation.
Girls determine if they will ever date you in like 5 minutes of meeting you. If they see you as just friends I think you'll never be able to bridge that.
>>17963719
what this anon says is true tho, you should be best of friends and be able to share anything.
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I get turned on when a girl sits next to me. Is that bad? How can I change this?
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No it's not bad. You can change it by fapping more often to more hardcore porn to desensitise yourself but again, it's not bad.
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Have more female friends maybe? Talk to them.
I get nervous when an unknown attractive girl is near me, but when we start talking I realize she is just another dumb person and not a goddess
Plz dont be an idiot and try to desensitise yourself lol.
mom keeps bothering me about not having a girlfriend wat do
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>>17963677
Tell her you're gay. I did that to my nosy grandma and she never asked again.
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>>17963689
dont have to have a girlfriend to be socially successful in life
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>>17963677
Grab her by the pussy!
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Can't even land an interview.It sucks, I really just want to get a job, save up and move out of my parents place. I've improved my resume, I've gone into shops to hand in my resume upfront. Nothing. It's not like I don't have experience and that I'm not capable, it's just no one seems to give me the light of day.
What can I do to improve my chances. I've mostly been applying for retail positions, I intend to study Computer Science if I am accepted. I greatly appreciate any advice. Thank you anons.
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Apply to fuckloads of places online. Want a hand with your CV? Post here without names. Screenshot the word doc and censor.
Definitely get your compsci degree.
How many places have you applied?
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>>17963655
Do you see yourself being able to do the positions you apply for? Employers would most likely discriminate against people who dont really "fit in" to the work environment.
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>>17963655
Shot in the dark but have you tried a functional resume?
I had the same problem. I used a chronological resume, and i had education, experience in multiple fields, management, and technical and no one ever called.
I switched to functional resume and my phone rang off the hook.
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I am absent of emotional sensation and it almost physically hurts. What can i do right this moment to distract myself from it
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If you truely had no emotion you would not feel motivated to post about not having emotions. See a doc if you feel that worried.
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>>17963651
Go running and run until you're too exhausted to think of anything else.
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>>17963651
Doctor.
Also "absence of emotion" and "physically hurts" sounds like anxiety. Which is an emotion.
You probably have a disorder. If it lasts longer than 6 months you would be considered clinical and will need medical intervention anyway, so go get it checked.
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How bad is it to wear contact lens for 2 more days? 2017-01-17 02:09:54 Post No.17963642
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How bad is it to wear contact lens for 2 more days?
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First time I ever used contact lens and got a 2 week pair. I used it only for like 7 days out of the total 14 days but I was supposed to get my resupply on Friday but they didn't come nor today. It's coming in tomorrow but I don't want to go back to using my glasses for 1 day at school.
How bad is it to wear contact lens just tomorrow until I get a chance to pick up my new supply (Didn't use them today since I was home but it was supposed to be the first day of using a new set and tomorrow would be a day after)?
I read that its bad because it builds up bacteria but I cleaned it with the solution (and changed the solution every time) but I'm not sure how bad it can be.
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>>17963642
infection or the salt in your eyes breaks down and edge and it cuts into your eyes.
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>>17963642
Depends on how sensitive your eyes are. Some people get reactions easier, some are perfectly fine when using contacts longer than adviced. One day should be perfectly fine. Just take them out if you feel anything weird in your eyes, start tearing up or your eyes turn red.
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>>17963664
ooo true I didn't think about that. I'll care my glasses with me so if it feels bad or anything I'll just take them out
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I'm a university student and my mind has somehow formed an anxiety about school. Ive begun to avoid my school email, I put off things like registering for classes or completing assignments until the very last moment and just thinking about my college fills me with a sense of dread. I'm having a hard time pinning down why I'm having these feelings. I'm doing alright academically, and I haven't had any negative social experiences though I am a commuter. I like my school and my campus but when I'm there I just want to go home and when I'm home I don't want to think about it at all.
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>>17963639
Burning out.
You need to make sure you are exposed to some new environments next break you get. visit family, roadtrip or whatever.
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>>17963639
Do you do any drugs? Struggling with any classes?
You fap to real hard porn?
Get much exercise?
Socialise much?
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>>17963646
You're probably right. I haven't been on a trip for years, nor do I really do anything on my breaks but sit around, play video games and avoid thinking about the next semester/return from break.
>>17963658
I smoke weed pretty regularly and drink seldomly. I don't fap often usually 1-3 times a week, more if I'm feeling particularly horny, not to hard porn though. I usually go from imagination or the memory of some pic I've come across on 4chan. Walking across campus is the only real exercise I get.
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is safeway a good place to get a job at
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No it will be shit. Like every job that requires no education.
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>>17963627
NO! SAFEWAY IS NOT SAFE! I WAS TOLD TO SUCK A BAG OF DICKS BY A KID NAMED ALEX. VERY BAD EXPERIENCE!
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>>17963627
Safeway's still around?!
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I think my brother might be a faggot
>Only plays girls in video games, has a girly online handle
>Thinks Adam Driver is hot
>Watches cutesy anime
>Uses floral scented beads in laundry
>Has Nair in bathroom
What do I do?
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>>17963618
Be accepting if and when he comes out to you, he's still your bro. Family is the most important thing there is.
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>>17963618
> Only plays girls in video games, has girly online handle
I did this when I was younger too, great way to get free shit
> Thinks Adam Driver is hot
That's shit taste, not gay
> Watches cutesy anime
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> Uses floral scented beads in laundry
So do I mang gotta keep your shit fresh
> Has Nair in bathroom
So he removes hair? Nair if anything indicates he ISN'T gay, because that shit is like an awful chemical burn and one of the dumbest ways to remove hair
> What do I do?
quit being such a nosy faggot
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>>17963618
Grow up anon. I have all that and i am married with kids.
Except Adam Driver looks ugly.