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>>17966103
try some stupid half assed attemp

claim it was life changing

resume being a miserable pussy that can't pull the trigger.

>>17966117
I've already attempted before after my first brain surgery but was ultimately caught before I could bleed out.

the fact that I know I'd have to be quick about it is what makes me the most worried, since I know I'd do it correctly this time.

>>17966103
>Why did you do it?
Despite living a rather complete life due my parents, I've never had a reason to wale up in the morning. I'm the type of person who needs a purpose to continue and as of yet I've found none. I believe that a life's purpose is inherent to its liver and that no objective purpose exists.

>...and how?
I starved and dehydrated myself for 13 days.

>What ultimately made you decide to keep living?
During my starvation/dehydration induced delirium, I answered a call from my parents via Skype. Upon seeing my weariness and sickly appearance, they asked what was wrong and whether by Freudian slip or just an inability to make proper judgements I informed them of my plan. They then freaked out, called campus security (I was away at University at the time) and tried to keep me on the line. We continued to talk until they said something that made me reconsider, that if I did this to them then they would follow suit and kill themselves. Up until then I had considered them to be stronger than that, and that they would still have my siblings, and that they would understand that life isn't for everyone. This realization served as reason to end my attempt because I'd prefer not to affect this reality anymore.

My current situation is I attend tri-weekly therapy and take medication. I've done TMS, to no avail. I've participated in numerous pharmaceutical research studies (LSD, MDMA, Ketamine, etc.). I am under the impression that nothing will change my mind. My only goal right now is to serve almost as a therapist to my family and to try and cushion the pain that an inevitable future attempt may cause.

>>17966094
Leave her. Who fucking cares about the baby, its probably not even yours

The thing that bothers me the most is that I had no idea. She's a conservative girl that got me going to church so you can see how this is a surprise to me.

>>17966094
Tell her next time to bring that up before lying at the altar to her next husband, and begin the divorce process by immediately securing all the finances you're entitled to, and whatever else you can get your hands on.

It's not about her anymore. It's about you, and your child.

>>17966022

Well, obviously.

Because if he's a virgin that also makes him a turbo-mecha-rapists in disguise. OBVIOUSLY.
He'll straight up rape you (like he did with the others, all while maintaining his virginity) then go Elliot Rodgers on you for moving around too much.

You can tell they are up to something devious and wrong by how socially awkward they are and how they never approach, often just minding their own business because of their "shyness". What secrets could these villains really be holding? Why aren't these socially awkward and often ugly people more outgoing and sexual?
There must be something wrong here for sure.

Just kidding, you're a cunt, mate. You were a virgin once too, though from your attitude, I'd say it barely lasted your adolescence, and that you took the time to make real sure it was gone using as many other people as you could.

stop this virgin shaming!

>>17966038
>>17966044

Maybe I wrote it in the wrong way.

I never said I disliked virgins, I just feel uneasy.

>>17965954

thats their problem not yours, dont compromise your morals, as /not/ being nice to them is just going to lead to different kinds of problems.

>>17965954
>Me being a bit mysterious about my dating life makes me even more desirable.
Well, that's probably something you can change, without stopping being nice. Just "I'm not looking for anyone/I'm taken/whatever".

>>17965954
Just be nice to everyone and perform well. Help people out and be a good worker. People won't think you're just a pretty face if your perform and you will be liked. I've never had a bad experience at work just becauee girls there thought I was attractive.

One way out is to convince them that you're gay, but then all the chicks try to hook you up with their gay friends.

Just perform well is all I'd say. And get a couple bros around you. Nobody dislikes their attractive guy friend. They get jelly maybe, but they don't resent you for it if they're mature.

put up a tiny camera overlooking the porch

>>17965946
Her neighbor did that they didn't catch anything -- hence everyone saying she has gone insane.

>>17965953
She has gone insane.

>>17965915

its virtually impossible. while there are trace amounts of the virus in shit and piss its not enough to infect someone. it'd be pretty much impossible. still worried? go to the doc TODAY and get on Truvada. thirty days of that can stop you from getting AIDS if yo had unprotected sex.

>>17965915
if someone bled in it then yes

No. You will not get AIDS. You seem to be more in danger of hypochondria negatively impacting your life and wellbeing.

>>17965855
how do your mommy issues manifest themselves?

elaborate OP

>>17965855
Can you give en example scenario?

>>17965855
I haven no advice at the moment, but I'll confide in you, OP, because I have really similar emotions right now.

My biological mother was and still is a drug and alcohol addict. She lives on the streets as far as I know. Needless to say, she gave me up at birth for adoption -- not because she wanted to, but because her foster parents, my adopted parents, took her to court to get custody of me. So, the judge made the decision for her.

Sure, growing up I saw her occasionally and would visit her, but she was largely never a part of my life. Sad thing is, I didn't really want her to be part of it anyway.

Worse yet, my adopted parents weren't really affectionate, and basically told me all these feelings of abandonment and neglect were just because I have FASD -- a condition that's caused when the biological mother drinks and does drugs when the baby is in the womb.

So, here I am, 21 years old, dealing with a whirlwind of emotions, but mainly just a severe fear of abandonment -- so much so that I have no friends and I've pushed my adopted family away because I'm really scared of intimacy. I fear that I'm not good enough or that I'm not perfect enough for any one, and that if someone were to get to know me, they'd leave anyway.

And you know what's the worst? I know this all comes from the fact that I was taken away from my biological mother and never had a chance a normal life, but there's nothing that I can do. I know what caused it, but I can't get rid of it.

Anyway, our mommy issues will subside eventually, OP, there's hope

make your bed, tidy your room and listen to Dr. Jordan Peterson on youtube while you do that.

dude get your act together and get a job as a cashier or something like that. Your probably not as useless as you think and interacting with some people will help your outlook on life.

and if your really not up to it you could read power of positive thinking by dale Carnegie or get it as a book on tape or mp3 or whatever you call it nowadays.

>>17965704
You wanted too be alone now she isn't talking too you, i think you just solved your own problem

>>17965712

I wanted to relieve some stress, not be alienated by my mom.

She kicking you out would be a good thing in the long run.

sell drugs or sex

Where do you get money now?

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>>17965601
>Try, try, try again.
>Drop your resume off in person
>Volunteer to work for free for a few days for "work experience" in whatever you choose, like retail. You will then have experience.

>>17965399
No-virgin here, but only typing to tell you bustin a nut won't necessarily make that feel any better (I know that's not 100% of what you're saying either, but it still stands).

I'm 29 and have been single now 8 months TOTAL since sophomore year of high school (about 12 years ago). Got married in college and am now divorced. I'm getting dangerously close to the age where I would have to date significantly below my age (not bad but odds are they wont be emotionally where I'm at), date someone with kids (fuck that) or date an uggo.

Long story short, personally I would say you're less (or should be) panicked about still being a virgin and more that you're getting "up there" in the dating age (which I would strongly argue against).

Again, just because you haven't gotten any doesn't mean your alone in struggling with these sorts of relationship problems/dilemmas. Our past will always haunt our present and future. You are concerned that going so long without being in a relationship will make you somehow less attractive to others or less prepared to be in one when the time comes, or simply have done damage to yourself, and I'm worried about the fact that I've been in relationships for such a large portion of my life I have no clue how to be content in being alone, but I'm so far in the game I really don't have time to do that anymore.

I probably didn't help, but you ain't alone senpai.

>>17965448
That's the thing, I'm getting 'up there'... it feels so horrifying to get older and to know that all good women are gonna be gone soon.

I think the problem here is that you tink you need someone else in your life to be happy, you still young enjoy life dont box your self into stereotyphes srry for the bad english.

I do

Some cum is just rancid. If the guy smokes, has a diet full of red meat with no water and vegetables... it's going to be unpleasant.

I feel fairly neutral about the taste of cum, it's not offensive to me and doesn't get in the way of finding it hot to swallow. But I would never opt to eat candy with the same flavor or anything.
Precum I do sincerely find tasty.

It varies so much though
Sometimes it's bitter, strong, and overwhelming

Other times it doesn't have much of a scent or taste at all, just salty

>>17964702
I'm struggling with math, always have. Is there any reference you could give to help me with Algebra and Precalculus?

>>17964713
have you had a look at the /sci/ wiki?
https://sites.google.com/site/scienceandmathguide/

>>17964721
No I haven't, I'll take into it. Thanks

Why do you think like that?

>>17964177
I don't think so
A man is a man because he's self-sufficient
A man should be able to cook, to work, to know all the old masters, to be educated, to know how to argue without being emotional, to be able to look at a problem and go "Ok, let's get to work"
Who makes you cum doesn't matter .

>>17964180

self hate/shame

Some people are just babyfaced
It happens

And yes, you can be cute even if you're "tall"

You should work out anyways
It makes you feel good, regardless if it changes how people see you (which it will)

You're already underweight, you should be trying to gain weight not lose it.

>>17963965
Is she really underweight?
140 some pounds at her height isn't that light
I was taller and lighter