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So a couple weeks ago I acquired my first ever GF after working with her the last 3 months. Shit has been going extremely well, we literally have like everything in common. However one major problem has come up, the sex. Crazily enough, she's also into the same super rough shit I am. But, as I was a virgin I can't actually perform said shit very well as much I want to. Biggest issue is she is very very tight, and I have difficulty finding the hole. Also having difficulty finding the right position, but it seems like doggy has given me the most luck. Now that I've finally found the perfect roughness level for her, I'd really to do more than just finger her while I'm choking, slapping, etc. I get these things take time, but is there anything I can do to help? Feel free to ask as many questions as needed, left a lot of shit out.

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I was drunk last weekend and made out with a friend. I don't know if she remembers, or even if she likes me like that. I just feel awkward around her now. Maybe I slightly have feelings for her now. What do?

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My two best friends are a couple. We all usually hang out together. I always feel like a third wheel and it really sucks. I see them doing their thing, holding eachother or whatever, and it just makes me feel really really sad because I don't have that. I kind of want to stop hanging out with them because of this, but then I'll just be alone. They are the only people who legitimately care about me to the point they will check in with me if they havent heard from me in days and things like that.


I'm 25 and have still never had a girlfriend. I'm not a virgin so that's nice, but I really wish I had some intimacy. They never bring up the fact I don't have a girlfriend, but other people around me do all the time. Once someone made a joke about it, and someone else goes, "come on man, that's cold". It just made me feel awful. I don't know what to do. I'm so unhappy it's absurd and my depression is totally killing me. It's because of the "no intimacy" thing. You can't go 25 years without it and not be depressed. Help.

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Guy owes me money for a car I sold him. Used to be a friend but then started screwing up and got into a lot of debt. Now that he has money, he doesn't want to pay. Just hacked his Facebook, Email, Instagram, and everything else I could find because he used the same stupid password for everything. Once I got to the email, it was all pretty easy from there. He gave me his password for something a long time ago and I believe he forgot about that.

Now as I read through the messages, I have proof of him buying and selling weed constantly, even at the place he works. Throughout his messages he keeps getting messages from people that "want a G" or asking him if "he sells". I have all those messages and it's all in my control now.

Need advice on what I can do from here on. (He knows I was the one to hack him too, but hasn't confronted me about it)

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should I cum inside my gf, which is her most demanded request from me sexually even though we're very young, but responsible if anything does happen to come out. I'm not really expecting it soon so I was wondering to see if I could cream pie her multiple times and use plan B afterwards. Is that feasible ?
>also sorry for shit file, just ignore it

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Should I go for

>Pretty, petite, young girl, with perhaps some underlying crazy (coming from her crazy mom who she swears she isn't like).

OR

>Smart successful girl who is quite a few years older who has her shit together and still is attractive to me. No weird issues standard woman bullshit. Some drama due to lots of siblings.

The former would require that I pay for everything all the time even when she works (her dad would pitch in too I suppose). The latter would be my equal. The former's lack of intelligence, experience, confidence, and interpersonal skill are really starting to bother me.

Is going with a simple minded, pretty, more adventurous young girl more advisable than going with a more intelligent, successful, conservative woman?


What do?

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I want to take a two day trip to Washington DC for the US Presidential Inauguration this Friday.

Hoping to stay Thursday, and Friday night, and leave on Saturday. I live in Connecticut, so it's not too far from me. I might take a train or drive.

My question is, where is a decent nearby city that I can stay in, and take public transit to DC?

I'm sure its going to be crowded as fuck. Probably flying solo. Will be a neutral spectator to avoid getting snuffed.

Tank yaw

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Welp, I'm having a panic attack because I might have to leave my girlfriend and family, and you'll never guess why. Seriously. :(

Until recently, the g/f used have this BEAUTIFUL dog who looked like pic related. That bitch was awesome, and I loved the damn thing. Often the g/f had friends out of town, and would spend the weekend with them. As is, I would babysit the dog, whom we'll call Foofy.

By nightfall, the weather got too bad to do much, so it was pretty much me and her. I was giving her the usual body-long strokes as we snuggled, while I had Netflix on. Somehow I got my finger stuck in Foofy's vag. Please don't ask -- I still can't piece together how I managed that. It just happened.

That was when I remembered I was horny, and g/f was gone. And considering how little Foofy seemed to notice my fingers in her, even after twisting them, I thought to myself "eh, got to try everything once." So I went to grab a condom and went to town on her.

I'm ashamed of how into it I got, but it went better than expected; at first. The closer I got to cumming, the more rough I was. Foofy was yelping in pain by now, but I was just too much on the edge to stop. Finally I popped and pulled out, and noticed her bleeding profusely.

Immediately I panicked, and paced around. Eventually I wrapped the condom and wrapper in toilet paper and flushed them. Then I wrapped Foofy in a towel, and drove to the closest vet.

I tried to explain that it was pure random, and they took her in only to pronounce her dead. They also asked more questions, because apparently they've seen cases like these with bestiality. I lied, and said she started randomly bleeding. They then had to keep her over night to investigate, and I couldn't figure out any more excuses. And since g/f is Foofy's legal owner, she's who they're going to call and update (and I hadn't yet told her Foofy died). Plus, I just remembered that was our last condom.

How fucked am I?

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my gf asked me if she could cut the entire length of the top of my forearm with a small knife she said it would turn her on. I am hesitant because itd probably leave a permanent mark and be dangerous and may give me an infection.

wat do?

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Honestly debating on getting a body pillow. Dating is a hassle, and currently I'm not willing to invest the time in a relationship, but I still wanna spoon and stuff. Should I?

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I've gotten handful of matches that I've done nothing with mostly because I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship right now (I'm not against one however if an interesting one passes by)

But this is my third week of using Tinder and even if I did match with someone that I thought "Wow, I need to talk to her" I'd have no idea what to say. I'm used to situational conversations, shit in person. I'm new to Tinder, so pretty much new to a digital format of meeting someone from scratch.

I understand that on something like this, first impressions mean a lot. So I don't just wanna say "hey", as I've been told that doesn't really go anywhere, but I'm not wanting to point out something in their bio and go "Oh cool you've got tattoos what are they?" as I've been told by the few people I've asked "Don't dive into some specific questions"

tl;dr Anon that just wants to get his dick wet but he can't have a decent conversation if his heart's not in it. And right now, only Anon's dick is in it.

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no motivation, turning autistic socially, work piling up, spending most of my time staring off and letting imagination run wild. Already starting to play video games again and probably gonna start getting into anime again at this rate. This is everything I worked to stop doing since last time this happened but I lost the spark or something and reverting into a depressed introverted loser again. I'm lost on how to stop this from progressing.

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I ended it with my. Ex after 4 months. Mainly because I had personal issues and saw that I shouldn't involve her and let her get affected. We ended kinda neutral, but I didn't maintain contact. This was 3 years ago. She's deleted me off Instagram since.

I have her number and I want to start fresh with her. Should I do it?

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Do I put my cover letter before or after my resume? About to apply for a position online and both need to be included in one file.

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How sad and pathetic is it if a 22 year old college dropout is working at Pizza Hut?