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Don't give a fuck

>>17980233
>r9k/ sent me here
aww they sounds like nice people

Get to know someone who'll appreciate you and like you for yourself anon. Don't waste your time pining over this person who doesn't love you. It'll hurt for a while but eventually you'll be able to move forward.

>>17980220
Yeah that could work. But you need to research hamster shit before aaaaaaand you're gonna need more than 20$. Not a bad idea though. You can make good money breeding pet rodents.

>>17980220
Hamsters are hard to breed and raise. There really isn't a lot of profit there.

Stick to food. And sell it in place with high traffic

>>17980230
Yeah, I think I'm gonna stick with fried doughnuts. I also thought that feeds might be too pricy and profit might take a longer time since they have to breed and stuff. Anybody with other ideas?

I'd really appreciate some advice or motivation on this.

Make friends in the line on your way in. And immediately start drinking once youre in

>>17980210
I met my bestfriend at a concert. I went there alone and he was also alone.

Remember, where you're going is full of people with same music taste as you. Find a friendly looking group of friends/person and just go talk about the band, music, their latest album, or just anything. You'll be okay!

I know several people who found the love of their lives on the internets. They however actually flew to see each other and got married and live together.

>>17980190
We've talked about meeting in person before. I was thinking we were abnormal or something. I'm glad there's a chance

>>17980316
Also beware of the catfish. Make sure you love this person even if he's a balding Bangladeshi man.

Time to grow up, anon. Get to know her. So she's your tutor. So what? She's not your teacher

>>17980192
Yeah but that's like a player move, bro. I'm just a dude who shitposts on 4chan

>>17980203
With that attitude you'll stay a dude on 4chan instead of maybe a dude with a bangin' gf who is smart.

theres no point
get money or confidence

>>17980163
If you do this regularly you should be feeling better and age slower. Dont forget long walks/jog in the sun and eat well/daily vitamins. I am 29 and no 18-24 year olds can keep up with me at physical labor, sports, sex, eating, drinking, living life. This will attract healthier people in body and mind and you will cull the fat from your life much easier.

>>17980163
It takes a while, but if you follow /fit/ advice you'll be seeing results in a month or two. Don't check your weight every day, check maybe once a week at the exact same time, and DON'T FUCKING CHEAT.

Only person you cheat is yourself.

>tfw no Japanese gf who loves America
Give her to me. Otherwise learn to love America and learn a little about Japan.

>>17980151
It's funny, she thinks Japan sucks and America is perfect, I think vice versa. Except I no longer bash the US to her, or anyone for that matter.

>>17980175
Just read the Constitution a few more times and realize the beauty of it. America is one of the truly exceptional countries in this world, and Japan only got anywhere near decent because we literally blew them up and rebuilt them to our liking.

Yep lotion

>>17980140
There's a certain kind of Axe lotion I used to fap with. Now whenever I smell it I get aroused

>>17980164
Lol that's kind of hot to be honest. Makes me want to train my boyfriend Pavlovian style.

Format disk, install Gentoo, then actually learn how to use a computer.

>>17980109

Can I format the disk without being able to boot it up though? It gets to the XP startup thing then bluescreens

>>17980086
startup in safemode, if that doesnt work get your windows recovery media disk that your manufacturer gave you / try to make one . else no hope, you can put it in as a secondary drive and try and save the shit on it tho.

Probably. Nothing wrong with not being interested in relationships. Or taking extra time to suss out a womans intentions. But even as someone that's been called a misogynist god knows how many times the whole movement just strikes me as desperate and kind of sad.

Do shit that makes you happy. No need to make a label part of your identity.

>>17980068
Fpbp

>no need to make a label part of your identity

This

>>17980060
Not really. I mean you don't have to go full MGTOW. Just look at the horror stories and learn from them. That's what I do. Women are no angels, but they're not complete demons either. You need to get the right mix. Not a complete pushover and not a control freak.
Do what makes you happy and be yourself.

Definitely not normal, but not overtly slutty to me (to be fair, I am male). If she's not sending the signals to other guys, I wouldn't be too concerned

>>17980055
Tbh that's kinda gross. Dudes can get away with it but with girls thats gross.

It's usually considered slutty but unless she goes around telling people they wouldn't know...

I wouldn't put my dick in that. Vaginas are bacteria cultures. Undies exist for a reason.

Oil changing

>effective method to pass it negative
Don't be a fucking druggy is how you pass, loser.
I hope you fail, just like you fail at life. You shouldn't get a job over me, who suffers through his pain instead of being a weak ass subsidence user.

>>17980156

Should I cry now or you have more to say?

Make hope, anon. Make hope.

>>17980037
Listen to My Chemical Romance and have a sad fap...
and then get up and go make some friends with similar intrest as you and push your boundaries and do some stupid shit, and then hope won't be soemthing you need to find, it'll reveal itself to you

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>>17980037
Fantasize

If you're in college, get a roommate. Otherwise skip the country to some place with cheaper rent then come back when you save up enough to live until you are able to get not-min-wage.

>>17980027
Well, I was thinking of transferring within my job to a less expensive city. I make $13 per hour, and was hoping to find a place for less than $750 monthly rent.

Not in college, working on an online business.

>>17980042
$750 could net you a decent apartment in a major city in most countries. We only have it so bad because our government is(was) as corrupt as the bankers who caused that mortgage crisis. Otherwise there are quite a few irrelevant cities all over the country you can scout out.

Yes go date her faggot. You sound like a fucking predator.

>>17980010

Give us advice anon. How did you do it?
>>17976975

A smell fat FAK here