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Alright buckle up /adv/ because this is a weird one
My whole life has been nothing but boredom. Nothing excites me and I'm not passionate about anything. That's not to say that I'm apathetic and that I don't have emotion. I just lack something that gives people spark and enjoyment from regular things.
Notice I said regular things. The one thing I have always enjoyed was adrenaline and the rush of doing something "bad." I found that getting in fights was fun and that doing extreme sports was fun. I even did skydiving for awhile and thought I had finally found it. But now I'm empty again.
Now when I was younger I used to get in trouble for some illicit activities. Suffice it to say I had special admiration for Robin Hood. It had always been in the back of my mind that being him was what I wanted to do for my life. And thinking about it now, I truly think it would make me happy. But I have always backed away from it for obvious reasons.
Here's the kicker. Recently I have come across a friend like I've never had before. Someone who I feel understands me and I understand them. They are the only person I have ever told about my "dream." This person told me that if it will make me happy then I should go for it. Even if it is something many people say is wrong. They told me this with such sincerity I almost cried.
Now I have the issue of what do I do now. Do I live my life as it is now? With a good job and a car and house to my name with people who care about me. Or do I turn to the one place I may find happiness and enjoyment and live out the rest of my life, however long it may be, doing something I love. Sorry for the long post.
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>long post
nigga a single reply from me is usually way longer and filled with autism.
I think you should go for it, 100%. Yes! it's dangerous! it's scary! But I think that's the point of life.
So many of us are raised (and expected) to fill a mold, guess how many people are happy just fitting in the mold.
I believe it is not our duty to satisfy the expectations of society or even our parents, when all they want is for us to """succeed""" as in land a safe job, which is really all they want.
So many people will try to """fix""" you, try to tell you what for _THEM_ seems most reasonable, and back themselves up with all the social pressure, all the ""common sense"" imposed to them by social norms...
But I think we should give ourselves the chance to be who we want to be. Again I think we are all different, and we should live by that. I think each of us has a *right* path, not predefined, but something thats more keen to our nature, and that there is "The Right Path™" that pretty much means "study work consume die" and is supposed to give you happiness through ""security"". You know very well what I mean.
No, go for it, but do be aware that you are taking abig risks, and that before you try anything stupid, you got to train yourself. I hope you know this, and I hope you know to be prudent and act cautiously when it's the best course of action. I hope you grab the courage to do this and I hope more people ((myself included, I'm in a similar situation and that's why your post resonates with me quite some)) would give themselves this freedom to follow their true nature and cut away the lies that have been cast upon most of us.
Best of luck.
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>>17983185
Anon
May I ask what your situation is. If you have to, just give a name for your role model.
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It's though to give you an accurate description, but pic related may be it.
keywords: tao, Chan (aka Zen), wandering, warrior.
I think we should stop roleplaying as cogs in the machine and start roleplaying as our true characters.
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I like one of my co-workers and I started making it clear by getting close to her whenever I get the chance to. I'll hold her and I'll grab her hand to hold when we're leaving and stuff. She started doing the hand holding thing with me as well and she finds any reason to talk to me.
I've been meaning to ask her out for a while now, but one thing that stops me is that:
She takes forever to text/chat back although this doesn't really bother me since she could be busy. The other thing that really bothers me is that she's constantly following guys, more importantly, single guys on Instagram. Now, obviously we aren't dating, but I just find it weird that she takes the initiative to try to talk to me and grabs my hand to hold and she calls for me whenever I walk past her for me to hold her.
Does she just like the attention? My gut feeling tells me that she's not really into me and that she doesn't want anything serious with me. The guys she follows have the same traits: they have at least a six-pack and are around 6'0" tall, both of which I'm not/don't have.
Should I drop it?
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>>17983135
i hate to break it to you, but youre a mid level functioning autist and she is your handler. its not work anon, thats high school. shes just trying to figure herself out and takes care of you in her spare time.
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>>17983150
What do you mean by takes care of me?
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>>17983157
shes your handler, she takes you around and prevents you from doing crazy retard shit. thats why she gets your attention and holds your hand. so you dont wander off.
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Bf raped me last night
He's been off at the football game all night. I've been laying in bed crying all day. I don't think the cops will believe me if I call them
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>>17982994
Rape is hard to prove and an uphill battle. If you do decide to report it, don't take a shower and do it sooner rather than later.
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>>17983003
I already took a couple long baths. I guess it's pointless now
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>>17983007
Have the two of you ever had sex before? If so, it's going to be very hard to prove rape. If not, then maybe you have a shot. That said, it's very easy for you to dump him and make better character choices for your next bf.
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Is it piss or not? I'm so confused
When I make my girlfriend cum its white, she doesn't squirt though..
Am I doing it right?
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>>17982990
It's piss. Squirting is a meme.
You got pissed on bro
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>>17982990
not all girls squirt and those who do don't necessarily do it every time
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Squirt comes out from the pee hole, not the vagina. If it's white and thick as cum, it's dischare and sign that something is wrong in ther vaginal flora
Squirt is not only piss. There is a bit of piss, but the rest is equivalent to the prostate fluid
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Should I break up with my boyfriend?
Last night on a trip from northbay to almost oregon my car got stuck just off the highway after the gas ran out. I thought I had enough for the 4 hour trip back but I was wrong. I was stuck in the dark with barely any service on my phone in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. I needed some reassurance while waiting to get a call back from AAA. I tried texting my boyfriend and all he said was "I love you, hope you're ok!" I sent him a bunch of texts about the situation and how much I needed him and if I tried to leave I'd die on the highway and all he said was "I love you". I sent a video of me in pitch black in the pouring rain he didn't reply. So I started texting another friend, someone who I've developed feelings for over some time. He instantly calmed me down and gave me all the advice he could write down and even told his boss he had an emergency and left. He lives in mississipi and I'm in california. He actually took the time to call me, text me all the help he could give and told me I'd be ok. Him calling me saved my life because I swear if I even tried opening the door I'd be hit by a car in the pouring rain. When I got home we talked and I fell asleep on the phone with him. The next day my boyfriend just texts me "sorry I fell asleep, I love you so much X" I'm extremely angry at him and told him this and all he keeps doing is telling me he loves me. What should I do?
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I also want to add that my boyfriend is completely depressed, suicidal and possessive. He threatens to kill himself often and tells me if I leave him he'll lose his mind. I'm afraid of loving someone else. I don't want him to die. I really don't but I'm falling out of love with him more and more. This event feels like the final straw.
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Kill yourself because you're a fucking psycho.
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>>17982991
This is manipulative behavior and you should leave him if he continues it.
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Can someone diagnose my personality disorder? 2017-01-23 01:07:57 Post No.17982978
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Can someone diagnose my personality disorder?
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Symptoms:
>lie whenever asked a question, whether it benefits me or not
>spend nights going to bars and other places just to strike up conversation about "myself"
>make up name and life story on the spot
>have made up hundreds of names and stories
>have made dozens of physical disguises
>all names and stories are one time use, don't even remember most
>apply to multiple jobs and colleges daily just to detail fake work experience and references
>move apartments every few months
>changed my legal name once but never use it anyway
>not even sure who I "really" am anymore
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>>17982978
Only need the tittle: "Attention Whore Disorder"
Make a real question. This isn't WebMD.
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Are you poor? If not, then go see a psychologist. All 4chan will give you is false knowledge.
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>>17982978
I kind of get it. There's a strong chance i have DID. Go see a therapist. I didn't know i had it, but i did something that basically revealed who i really was.
I didn't put on costumes or lie. I was actually really honest but i just have had so much go on in life that different people see different sides to me.
Long story short. I did something. People knew but i didn't. I was still unaware of it, as most people who through that are. The way people looked at me....I couldn't interpret it.
It basically induced a manic episode and i really fucked up my life. Basically crippled myself. I can't even explain how deep and dark a hole i have fallen into but i'm climbing back out.
Get off of here. What you have needs to be talked to with a proffessional and a good one. Even after everything that happened, i still haven''t been diagnosed. Its retarded. But maybe if i went earlier. At least i would have stood a chance.
There is a specific kind of rush you can get from what you do but fucking around with the ID,ego, and superego can really screw you up man. Trust me. Get off of here. And shop around. Keep seeing different ones till one can really get you.
So I've been talking to a girl for ages now and we've met loads of times and gone out for drinks etc. But she is leaving to go on a gap year whilst I'm stuck here at home re-doing my final year at school. I'm in love with her and I haven't told her, what should I do? She's leaving next month.
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give up now because it'll be heart breaking and you're young and she's probably not that great
your only other option is to just go with her, and you cant do that can you
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>>17982853
Have you kissed? Has she ever touched your dick?
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>>17982853
Just leave it mate.
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My gf came to my home to pass out the night, we had dinner then sex and after sex she said she had to tell me something. She showed a screenshot of her whatsapp with a guy and told me she had sex with him like 2/weeks ago. I get up and go take a shower because i got really upset and needed to think about it. When i come back she's crying on the floor(she has some signs of depression) and she keeps telling me she still loves me and didnt know what she was doing, she never told she loved me before... And now she comes with that. I dont know how i feel and what should i do, i really loved her and now i feel humiliated and i dont trust her anymore. She wants it to be like it was before and she promised me she would never do it again. What would u do?
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>>17982840
Well, I'd have some self-respect and dump this skank, but "ohnosoinwuv" so you probably will live in eternal cucktitude.
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>>17982840
I'd leave her without a doubt and without looking back.
Don't call her a whore
Don't scream
Don't show emotion
Just tell her you can't love her anymore because you don't see yourself doing this to anybody
Walk away and enjoy the single life as much as you want
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>>17982840
>Tells you she loves you right after admitting she cheated on you
She's trying to manipulate you emotionally. Don't fall for that.
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So I decided to try and run to burn the weight off, im 200 and wanna get down to like 170ish. Anyway I decided to run at 6am every morning. What can I expect, how can i prepare for this? I doubt ill be able to run for a long period of time so it might just be go out run to the end of my street and have to turn around from fatigue.
Is 6am a good time to run or should I hold out and wait until a little later in the day?
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>>17982763
stretch before you go
eat a piece of toast with butter
have a full mean after the run
time yourself so you can log your gains
first time around, just run and get a feel for your track without timing yourself
rinse and repeat, i suggest not running more than 3 days in a row as beginner. rest is crucial
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>>17982767
Alright that sounds pretty good, hopefully I don't crash and burn lol
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>>17982767
What kinda meal would you say is good? Just like some eggs and toast or something?
I have this friend that I talk to almost every day. We've hung out a few times as friends and stuff but I do not know whether or not she finds me attractive or not. Maybe I'm just too dense to see any signs but I want to know what I should do before someone else beats me to the punch.
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>>17982744
How long has this been going on?
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>>17982780
since mid august.
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>>17982744
What reason do you have to think she finds you attractive?
So my mom's birthday is coming up. For fun I decided to make a photoshop of my mom getting a mugshot taken. I'm planning on putting the photo on the cake for fun with the subtitle "Is this ladylike?" Should I go through with the idea?
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>>17982729
No.
A fake mugshot could be a fun gift, but not something to put like that on the cake. And that phrase sounds very confrontational.
Make something simpler and it could work.
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>>17982729
with the exception of 'is this lady like' it sounds fun depending on how your relationship is. without context we can't say what this is for.
if i did this my mom would love it. if yours did she might hate it because its part of a series of arguments you have
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>>17983029
What do you mean it's a series of arguments we have?
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Well, my goal of joining the Army (which I've been working towards fitness-wise for the past 2 years) has been shot down after my medical appeal came back with a resounding "No, fuck off". What should I do with my life now? I don't want to join the police because I cannot deal with wankers causing trouble, and I don't know how to drive since my plan was to learn how to drive in the Army for free. I'm toying with the idea of taking up boxing. What do you lot recommend?
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>>17982710
There was obviously a reason why you failed the medical exam, what was it?
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>>17982710
Quit worrying about and go for a long hike.
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>>17982731
When I was younger I had a few epileptic seizures. They were relatively minor, in that I was fully aware of my surroundings and was (mostly) in control of my body. The only known trigger was CRT televisions and monitors. My fits would always occur after a good amount of time had passed when watching the monitor (usually around 20 minutes). Given this, the rarity of CRT monitors nowadays and the fact that it's been over 7 years since my last fit, I would have bet my life on the appeal being accepted. But apparently, when it comes to photosensitive epilepsy, they allow no exceptions.
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I'm planning on quitting my job the second I find a new one
Since my boss is extremely shitty to my coworkers and I, I've decided to leave her in the dust.
I want to come in on my day off, give her my key, verbally tell her I quit and never coming back. My coworkers support me in this.
My main question: can this backfire on me at all? I don't exactly need her reference, I have much more impressive people on my resume.
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>>17982667
don't be a dick, you will never know when you could need their help in the future.
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>>17982698
I don't exactly want to go into detail how terrible these people are
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> can this backfire on me at all?
Is it some minimum wage nonsense?
Then no, no chance really.
Is it an actual officeplace?
Then yes, very easily
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Stuck in an awful rut with female friends
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>Almost every girl I get along with
>I don't put her on a pedestal, don't crush on her, treat her like a normal person
>Hangout a few times, get on well, text somewhat often
>Then one day, she doesn't wanna hangout
>Makes excuses or gives a flat "no"
>So I only invite her if I have previous plans, no more asking her to do something alone with me. Don't invite her to multiple things in the same week.
>Then she stops giving normal responses through text. Only answers with "yep", "nope", or just other short bullshit answers instead of actively conversing
>This, and other things annoy the shit out of me, but I can't say anything or I'm some weirdo or a bitch or something
How tf do I get out of this cycle and avoid it altogether? This has happened with nearly every female I've become friends with (I'm a guy btw) since I've moved to my new city. When I ask someone if they want to go do something and they just say "no", it's somewhat annoying because you can't ask "why not" or they go off about how they don't need to explain themselves to you or some shit, and now you're being needy for wanting a reason.
When someone is responding with short answers and not conversing when literally nothing has changed since the time when you were having real discussions about shit, you can't ask what's up with them or they'll just call you annoying for interrogating them.
Who's at fault here? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills bc to me, I'm simply inviting them along to do something, talking to them like a normal human being, and they're unable to socialize in a normal capacity, then when you ask what's up, they treat it as if they have the power to say what's normal or not, and now I feel like a creeper for asking a girl out once in awhile.
So /adv/ how the fuck do I get out of this? Is there anyway to salvage these things or has it all just been time wasted? If there is a way, is there anyway where I can turn it around and be in the position of power?
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It's because they finally realized you're not treating them like a princess.
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>>17982649
One more question, how do I just avoid this happening altogether (without being a bitch)
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bump because this is seriously fucking my shit up
How to deal with erection killing anxiety? Had the opportunity to have sex a couple times but as soon as the condom is on I go soft. Not fat, don't smoke, exercise regularly, no problems when masturbating, but still go soft as soon as i tear that wrapper.
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porn desensitization
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It may not work for you, but I'll let you know what worked for me.
Talk with your other, and let yourself know it's not about if you stay hard or not. Let it be about enjoying yourself, not what you need to do. If you're content to have fun regardless, you'll see your problem slowly fade away
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>>17982653
Just quit watching? Sounds easy enough. Any experience/facts?