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Hi all,
Ive recently quit smoking weed after 7 years. I need to get a job to support my family and myself, for most sufficient jobs i need to pass a drug test.
As such ive been wondering if anyone here has ever used a detox kit 7-10 day and had any success and could vouch for one. I am currently 5'10" and 115 pounds, used to exercise daily so am fairly healthy / fast metabolism.
Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks folks
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Nigga if your 115 pounds and lean, that shit will be out of your system in a week. Don't waste your money on detox, most piss tests will detect them and you will have to retake anyway. THC is stored in fat cells so if you don't have much fat, drink a fuck ton of water, and do some sweat inducing exercise, you'll be gucci desu
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>>18017455
I feel ya bro but a guy I know who I thought was skinnier said it took him like 6 weeks. I'm not sure if I have that time frame as I had an interview Tuesday and should hear back by this tuesday
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Also if I'm unsuccessful there I'm going to try get a cscs 5 year card and get into construction. I'm educated in biomedical sciences but no luck so far with NHS.

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>been working a door to door sales job
>always go to team meetings! tell boss I'm gonna get out there
>really uncomfortable with it, always pussy out and never go out and do it
>thinking about door to door makes me really nervous
>Boss texts me and asks how I feel about the sales per hour worked goal, and asks if I'm willing to commit to it
>Also says he wants me to be happy and successful in my professional life

Is he starting to get upset at my performance? Should I just tell him I don't think the jobs for me? Is he gonna fire me?
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Bump, I have a meeting I'd have to leave for in 15 minutes. Should I just not go?
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>>18017440
The only way to get more comfortable with it is to go out there and try to make sales. It will be difficult at first, but will get much easier with a little time.

I got put into a sales position with my company and I had zero experience. It was uncomfortable at first, but after a while I actually learned to enjoy it. Just go out there and do it.

What are you selling?

What's your pay schedule look like? Is is all commission or is there a base pay?
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>>18017699
Selling solar panels, it's a small base pay plus commission.

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Hello guys. My gf wants to hang out everyday. Sometimes, I do not want that. I proposed this system where we see each other every second day. However, she wants to hang out Saturdays and Sundays, but not a couple of hours but all day long.

What can I do? Sometimes I need my space but she thinks I am wasting my "free time" with gayming and other shit, instead of hanging out with her going to the mall, walking on parks and other shit.
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Women like it when you occasionally turn them down OP.

You're allowed to say no to her OP.

No one's gonna arrest you if you do OP.

Stop acting like a little bitch OP.
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>>18017433

congrats OP she is addicted to your presence.

Treat her like a junkie that needs to tone down her drug.
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>>18017433

unfortunately you can only do one of two things

>stand your ground
>give in

never be angry or mad about standing your ground, just be sympathetic to her feelings but give her a dose of logic that life still exists outside of each other.

she might break up wtih you. if not now, than down the line, cuz a lot of girls assume this will cahnge. people these days believe that a relationship is supposed to race towards spending every possible moment together.

or you can just give in.

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My dominant (female), and I are in a realtionship. We have both had bad realtionships in the past, and so far ours looks promising. However we are hitting some issues, and I'm not sure how to deal with it.

I am her submissive, I do what she wants outside the bedroom but ive been struggling lately. Shes stressed out due to trump getting into office, and (I am not left or right, i just dont care), so added onto her stress, she thinks im trying to control things....when I make a suggestion, she sees it as me bullying her or trying to froce her to do things she didnt want to do. I told her thats not what I want, nor its what I am doing. She says I only listen to her when im happy, but when im upset or i have been wronged....I wont drop the subject. Example, She sometimes reacts to things before knowing whats going on, even when I am not in ther wrong she assumes I am...and makes a moutain out of a mole hill...she reacts so badly it makes the small thing worse.

I just dont know what to do at this point, I am so happy with her, i WANT to be with her and she says the same. She wants to be with me, she loves me....I love her.....but shes been so stressed lately due to trump, and I suggested a media blackout but she wouldnt agree to it. (Says since shes jewish she must watch and tell the story of her history") etc etc. Something to do with WW2, anyway....


Back to the issue....I have tried everything to make this work, and my collaring is comng up this month....but if things go as they are....it may never happen. I want this, she wants this....but i cant find a way to have her less stressed....or a way for her to stop thinking im doing thigns im not and saying untrue statements and just shutting me up whne i say "i didnt say that"


What do I do /adv/ ?
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Break up and move on
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>>18017397
>Says since shes jewish she must watch and tell the story of her history
This girl LOVES drama. If everything is going well in her life, she will invent conflict out of thin air. Some people are just like this. If my experiences are any indication, she won't get better, these incidents will just keep piling up as the relationship goes on.

I've got my own doubts/anxiety about Trump, that's a separate issue, I'm referring to the way she's trying to make it all about her.
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>>18017414
> I'm referring to the way she's trying to make it all about her.

She claims since she lives in the world, aka us. It is about her, and how trump is doing terrible things....etc

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Hello /adv/,
I'm a 26 year old guy and recently decided to start giving dating sites a chance. Unfortunately, I don't really have any good pictures, my friends and myself don't usually take any pictures when we hang out and certainly don't upload it online. The only pictures I really have are ones from a few years back when I was way fatter and not as fit.
I am pretty good looking and also work out, but I understand just uploading selfies is looked down upon. How can I get good and exciting pictures?

Bonus question: I'm in my 4th year of med-school, so I could take some white-coat or scrubs pictures, but I fear that comes off as show-offy. What do you think?
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I'm an 18 year old guy, and I used to have the same problem. TAKING the pictures was never my issue, I would just forget to take them. Whenever I hang out with my friends, I get so lost in the moment that I forget that taking pictures is even a thing. What I started doing was just keeping my camera app in the bottom bar of my iPhone, that was I'm always reminded to take pictures. Just really try to get it in your head that whenever you're having a lot of fun with the guys, ask someone walking by or in the near vicinity if they wouldn't mind taking a group photo.
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Ass for you posting your in-scrub pictures, it is NOT showoffy to show the world your passion. You should love what you do. Posting pictures doesn't make you a prick, it makes you proud.
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>>18017381
That's a good idea, I have a shitty camera on my phone, but I'll ask one of my friends to try and remember.

>>18017385
I definitely feel like that, but I am not sure how it comes across for other people. I've recently heard my friends joke about someone who changed his facebook profile picture to scrubs, saying that's "Pretty much the most annoying thing someone can do, and just makes him come across as a douche".

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so this just happened. i'm in shock. it's my sister and i tried knocking on her door but she won't answer and won't leave the room.

how to go on with life now?
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>>18017358
Well what was it, OP? Nobody is gonna answer your question without this important info
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>>18017360
full on kitten petting
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>>18017358
I'm assuming its nudes, either use to fap or delete and move on, if sister asks say you deleted them and dont care, just leave it man. Don't fall for the "blackmail my sister to fuck me" meme

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There's a situation going on with my household that's worsening by the day. My mother has been neglecting her 2-year-old child for a while now. The father is also doing this, but he's more aggressive towards the kid.

I tried to care for my little brother myself, but the father eventually decided to isolate him and the child in the room. He occasionally feeds him but the child's forced to sleep most of the day.

Now, I'm really worried about my brother's health. He's had malnutrition and already having cavities. He cries most of the day.

Of course, CPS is the answer but I've been threatened by both parents. I'm worried for my life as well. What the fuck do I do?
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>>18017317

Go straight to the police, tell them of the threats and that you're genuinely worried for your own safety and especially the safety of your brother. The police will also consult the CPS, but you'll be safer this way.
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Police you little shitstain or CPS.

How old are you to get threatened, with what? Are those threats worse than having the death of a 2 year old child on your hands while knowing you could have prevented it?
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>>18017329
He has a gun somewhere in the room, dipshit. He's a bit fucked in the head.

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Boyfriend can't stop thinking what would have happened last summer with his female friend. He had a crush on her for years, he told her it a year ago but she wasn't interested. Then she told him that she hoped that someone would fuck her brains out. Now that's what he can't stop thinking about. Was he supposed to fuck her and what would have happened, a relationship?

So two questions, why would he keep wondering about this if he loves me and wants to be with me? He said it feels like faith that it didn't work out between him and her, so he could meet me. He doesn't want to think about her.

Should I let him get closure with her? I just don't understand what would he do if she is still interested. And if she wasn't, I kind of would feel like I am just the second option.
"hey were you interested in me last summer?"
"no"
"ok back to my gf"

We have been together for 4-5 months.

So, what to do?
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>>18017296
Break up with him. It's one thing to wonder about your past loves, it's another to tell your girlfriend about it. That's enormously disrespectful and only serves to make you feel like shit. Find someone who makes you feel good.
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Have a threesome with her
/thread
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>>18017296
Dump him, sweets.

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>be a woman
>approaching late twenties
>aging like milk
>skin on face starting to sag already

What's the best way to reverse this without getting unnatural looking plastic surgery? I have never smoked.
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Drink a lot of water (I drink 1 gallon+ a day), do strength training and cardio.

Track your macros and assure you're getting enough vitamins and nutrients of each sort.
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>>18017295
Skincare and good diet.
Wear sunscreen all the time.
Moisturise.
Drink a lot, eat a lot of antioxidants.
Hyaluronic acid does wonders for your skin, too.
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Sunscreen everyday and stay out of the sun as much as you can. Probably won't reverse it but will help prevent future damage. Retinol is also good.

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I believe i am a boring person, a girl that i started talking with lost all interest in me and a friend of mine said behind my back that i was a boring person, how can i be less boring?
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>>18017264

Watch the news to be up in current evens, have a life you can talk about with others (so, spending you time writing slash fic might not be a good start, for example), have hobbies and projects for the future.

Then, it's about HOW you talk about these things. But that part depends on your personality, so just find a style that works for you.
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>>18017264
Get hobbies, and have long term life goals.

You don't even need to watch current events really, these are more important, girls will get more web and people will be more interested in specialization than you bullshitting about Trump.
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find a girl as boring as yourself

if you pretend, like the guys above suggested, to have lots of interests then you're bound to have to fake it for the rest of your life

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if i shower every day will it damage my hair?
I have this scalp line and it is getting bigger
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>>18017255
Don't use shampoo every day, don't dry it with a hair dryer, and have a correct diet.
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>>18017257
why the hair dryer?
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Not OP but I shower twice a day, use Pantene shampoo atm and just got a hair dryer this morning to perk it up. I'm 19 years old.

Should I change my habits at all? Pic related us my hair right now, it seems healthy.

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I simply realized one single fact.
Tinder show if there's common friends with the girl on facebook.

Then I realized something.
I can make a fake facebook account and start to add millions of friends (people seriously do this) and then take note the girls that appear with the red icon and search then on facebook.

Then start talking to them, nicely and friendly, to not give suspiction, after one or two talks, drop the tinder bomb and ask them for a coffee.

Have anyone realized a plan like this.
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>>18017234
>Then start talking to them, nicely and friendly, to not give suspiction

Haha, the guy that comes to 4Chan to drop his genious Tinder plan will just talk to the girl.

Hey, genious, if you can pull that off, why don't you do it in Tinder or whatever other app you might be using? You think she won't realize something is up when a stranger talks to her on Facebook?
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>>18017241
I did this before with another fake account (to lose fear talking to girls when I was a beta).
Is easier to do it on facebook.
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>>18017243

Did you get more dates than on Tinder?

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It's my first month in my first job.

I've made 3 mistakes so far, but only 2 caught anyone's notice.

The first mistake was I was told to publish something on our webiste at midnight (awaiting press and I forgot. Luckily the other person who works on the website had automated it, so no one realised that I had forgotten.

Second thing was I accidently changed some text on the website (not knowing it worked). they warned me against doing that.

Third thing was I sent an email to an external person, without sending it to my boss first. My boss told me off for this quite angrily saying that I could have risked our working relation with that person.

How do I not make anymore mistakes. I'm completely paranoid about work now. I feel bombarded with new information and I keep forgetting things and I'm never sure about whether I'm doing things right.

How do I make sure I don't make mistakes, without seeming like someone who struggles with the most basic of tasks.
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>>18017222
you again LOL
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>>18017236
yes
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>>18017222
First of all, EVERYONE makes dumb mistakes when new on the job, and yours don't seem all that awful.

It seems from your account that the company is particularly concerned about its public face, and things that are seen outside the house. So be very careful with those. Any time you are working with anything that might be seen by customers, suppliers or just the public, take extra care - and if you're not sure about something (like who to send an e-mail to), ask someone.

>in text convo with classmate
>ask pretty innocuous question about something she mentioned doing after making a slight joke about it that may have come across as rude
>stops responding
I just want to talk to her, any ideas?
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Tl;dr Wanted conversation, she stopped responding, what do

PS I don't wanna fuck her
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>>18017202
I just pooped in a urinal :)
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>>18017226
Tell her that you've pooped in a urinal before.

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should I tell my therapist that the real reason why I haven't killed myself yet is because I fell in love with an anime girl?
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Yeah why not, that's what they're there for.
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>>18017194
I unno OP he might think you have psychological problems, you should talk to someone professionally trained in that kinda thing, this guy might think you're weird.
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>>18017211
No fucking shit Sherlock, why would he go to a therapist if he didn't have psychological problems?

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