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>>18021238
It's not rocket science, you wipe the paper against/around your asshole until it's clean. Make sure you're actually done pooping before you wipe (usually takes me a good 15 minutes).

If it takes a thousand wipes to get clean, you probably don't have enough fiber in your diet. Eat more fruits, veggies and whole grains, and/or try a fiber supplement like Metamucil

>people in the first world """clean""" their asses with paper

>>18021254
Some people don't have the luxury of a bidet, you asshole.

OP, to be honest I never thought I'd be answering a question like this, but I'll tell you how I do it.
I usually get 2 ply toilet paper. I rip of 3 squares at a time, and fold it in half twice. I place my 3 middle fingers in the middle of one side, and my thumb holding the edge of the other side.
The first wipe; I place the center of the folded paper between my balls and asshole, closer to my ass than balls if anything. Apply a little pressure and make a sort of scooping drag motion across my asshole, keeping steady pressure with my 3 fingers and keeping my thumb away. (you can actually move your thumb totally away at this point) I try to end the 'scoop' at the opposite side of my asshole to avoid spreading shit up my asscrack. I then drop the paper in the bowl (or bin depending on your pipe system.)
Second wipe; I do almost exactly the same, but add a little side to side movement along with the pressure to get any I may of missed the first time.
Third wipe; again, nearly the same, except I start above my asshole, and wiggle-wipe downwards towards my balls, making sure to stop before I get anywhere near my balls.

This is the bare minimum I do. You may need to repeat any of the steps if you have a particularly messy shit. Personally, I finish off with a moistened toilet wipe (or baby wipe etc.) Making sure to give the whole area a good go around.

Hopefully that should help m8.

>>18021227
Tesla did it and look at him

>>18021232
tesla inst exactly repesentative of the average human

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>>18021232
He's married with 6 boys from 3 women... Met his 3rd hot wife at a club in fact.

>>18021203
I've never been with a woman that did not at least enjoy the penetration. I mean if it wasn't pleasurable at all they wouldn't even want to have sex.

>>18021204
So why is my vagina numb?

>>18021212
Are you on SSRI antidepressants?

>>18021186
I'm music illiterate, but could be a bend,

Pretty sure that's just a slur they fucked up and put in a weird place.

Not a bend, i think its just meant to be held longer and is a mistake on the tab OR you tap that first 6 on the A without picking and the tab program cant display it properly

>>18021161
Ever talked to a therapist? It's not "too late" for you, 28 is still pretty young for a man, and you've been through some real shit

>>18021161
Good for you. Doing what you feel is right is being a man. The anxiety will get easier. You will find others like you and it will become easier. Goodluck

Here's something life is a lot like driving a care. Us late comers to the driving never think we can or are ever going to drive. But then we fucking do it and it's awesome. Being a late driver my self has helped me be a better driver then others. Please aproach everything in life like your just learning how to drive.

Also you should think about talking to a therapist. You can find free ones and they can be there for you and give you high fives and shit. Also I'm a late comer too so never stop growing OP.

>>18021151

Just remember anon, the Queen agree with you; https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/11/queen-chinese-officials-very-rude-xi-jinping-state-visit

Be strong.

>>18021151
>I get the auto response of "sorry sorry won't happen again sorry"
you beta fuck letting them do that

I'm really sorry dude. You just need to not give a shit and do whatever you want. Those kind of chinese literally don't know what 'being considerate of other people' means as they weren't taught that.

You should play their game and throw parties and other shit and maybe they will get it into their head not to be dicks. Don't clean up after them.

>>18021087
Give Mike Pence a ring, he'll fix help you

>>18021087
What bothers you about it? Why are you bothered by how you feel? I mean just because you are attracted to someone of the same sex, doesn't me you have to go become the stereotypes associated.

>>18021122
It just feels wrong

I'd much rather be straight

>>18021085


cuz its fun

>>18021085
Because they're not looking for a romantic interest, they're just looking for sex. Love and sexuality are two virtually completely different things.

>>18021085
because the nut must be busted, my son
any port in a storm

>>18021067

overreaction at the very least. keep in mind that there are more than just two reactions. your choices arent divided by 'cut all contact' and 'maintain the status quo'.

if you are constantly bumming cigarettes he may be tired of that. its a courtesy to offer a cigarette to a stranger, especially if you have an ulterior motive. was this soemoen else someone he had a romantic/sexual interest in? or even just a potential friend?

but when a long time friend wont fucking stop bumming cigarettes, you're just paying for soemones cigs at that point

>>18021089
It was the first time I asked him for a cigarette in a long while. He also used to ask me for cigarettes.

And he gave it to someone that he barely knew. Not a girl either. I assumed that he respected me less than this dude and respect is important.

>>18021099

again, it doesn't have to be a romantic interest, but even a potential friend or a sign of courtesy.

he might havej ust been greedy one minute and not the next. its hard to say. you could talk to him and ask why but he may not be honest.

regardless, probably an over reaction. maybe not if theres other signs he just barely tolerates your existence but we wouldnt know.

>>18021044
Bump

>>18021044
Bump

>>18021044
Bump

>>18021033
Bumping so we don't 404 while I reply

>>18021033
>>18021206
Anyhow, I'm naturally inclined to blowing up and I usually keep my temper under control but as soon as I'm with my gf I find I get angry much easier because I think that its just gf she won't do anything I can treat her how I want. Before you try to keep it under control you gotta find out why you blow up in the first place, as exploring it can often help resolve it, which in my case ended up being that I get angry at her because she makes dumb decisions and doesn't think sometimes and therefore I had to think about things from her perspective and realize that she can't help it because thats how her natural path of thought flows and therefore she doesn't deserve to get yelled at for being her. As far as the attentive thing goes, some people show attention in different ways anon, and if shes normally more attentive then just talk about it to her. Think about their point of view and wonder why they would be like that at that given moment of time. Also another thing that helps with anger outbursts in general is I imagine what someone else would look like if they did what I did when I'm angry and often the sheer embarrassing thought of realizing what I look like is enough to make me stop. Hope this helps

>>18021222
Thanks anon, I should try to proactively start doing that!

>>18021031
"Hey man, I know this is harsh but could you stop talking to me? I just realize we have differing views and opinions on things and I don't think it'd be beneficial for us to continue being friends"

>>18021031

story time

just tell them. if youve been avoiding them they probley have a good idea anyways and are just waiting for you to tell them.

Please someone im kind of desperate

>>18020993
Its like they say all the time and I believe it full. If you were worth it to her should wouldn't have to "wait" or "need time". Like my friend talked with a girl for a while then he asked her out and shes like yea idk I need some time after my last break up blah blah blah. Then all of a sudden a month later she is with a new guy like its nothing. If she cared or wanted you in anyway she would make the time.

>>18020993
fart into her pussy

Mastrubation helps in my case.

>>18020982
Maybe your hands do miracles, care to help?
jk, got other tips bro?

>>18020973
Ambien. Regular schedule. No caffeine through the day. Exhausting myself with exercise. No laptop or phone before bed.

Meditation. But it would take years, most likely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGQ2mxjkb2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wirV265ZYSw

>>18020957
Professional help & medication.
Box Breathing.
Actively taking steps to identifying and removing stressors from your life.

>>18020957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nchUv3GhdJ4