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>>18032825

Just get on the treadmill and get on with it OP..

>>18032827
I'm in the process of it, but im just curious to see if what happened in the pic is real or not.

What's the question? If you can you lose weight in your neck?

Embrace your life choices.

>>18032755
stop giving a fuck

>>18032755
you won't until you join the game or leave it.

You are pathetic. You should've fucking helped her.

your life is a series of missed opportunities

This is incredibly cute. If you two ever get close enough to share embarrassing flirty stories, share this with her. Much sweeter than just not caring to help.

Exactly the way you posted, sans the swearing maybe if you're trying to be nice about it.
Man up faggot. If you want change you're gonna have to be confrontational.

>>18032665
by yelling like an angry autismo

>>18032665
Why not tell them face to face instead of being a shady little pussy behind their backs.

>>18032656
>feel like a pedo
Hate to break it to you but you are anon

probably some 50 year old baiting

stop chatting with her. thermite your hdd. you really want to fuck up your entire life for a JPEG of some tits?

if you like her, go for it. you can't spend your life being a pussy. doing things that scares you helps you to grow as a person.

Nah, stay around and see how it develops. She might be the one for all you know now.

Lets drop a quiz for you OP.

1. Has she said any insanely dramatic shit about her past?
2. Does she have sjw warning color hair? (bright red, green, purple, etc)
3. Excessive piercings or tattoos?
4. Substance abuse issues?
5. Personality disorders?

If she doesn't fit any of those, she is probably okay. Or at least, she will be okay until you date her for two years and she suddenly goes batshit on you.

If she doesn't care, neither should you.

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>>18032601
If she's the type to cheat, she's gonna cheat on this guy eventually. Might as well be you. Get it over for him sooner than later. That's kinda being the moral fag right?

>>18032601

So what are these signs OP? I'm fairly sure that you're just imagining things.

>>18032583

Welcome to the real world OP.

>>18032588
Fuck. I was afraid of that.

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>>18032583
Could've been the expectations. Idk my first sexual experience was similar, but the whole time we hung out, I actually thought I was just gonna go home, so it was a bit unexpected, so i kinda went in guns a blazin. But hey, there's always next time. The first time I actually had sex with with this fat ugly chick. She's actually the only girl I had actual sex with thus far, (and let me tell you, it sucked) but it will definitely make the next girl much better i'm sure.
tl;dr yes perspective plays a bit difference.

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>>18032477
I thought of going into massage therapy. Seems legit enough, always something to have under your belt to make a few buck on the side, even after you go on to something bigger. And when your client isn't exchaning money with you how personal is rubbing someone down, at least on a personality level? I would have gone into it, but I was told that the biology stuff is pretty in depth and I was never a good book student. Plus apparently it's really hard on the body, if you were to make a career out of it. But i'm sure you could handle it. Good luck mate.

>>18032477
You can make a TON of money if you do happy endings. Like, DAMN. I'm talking whatever you charge for the session + $100 tip

Otherwise you can expect like 25-75/hr, and maybe 1-3 appointments in a day if you're really lucky. But the cost of travel is immense and it is very competitive. You need to be social and build rapport if you want returning clients. Or give them a handy

>source: my brother was a gay massage therapist through school


Hvac/plumbing/trade you might as well take it as a career

>>18032672
Eh probably more appointments than that, if you're good and have regular clients. I know some people who make a living out of it

Why the fuck would you date a girl you aren't sure you have feelings for. You're a complete fucking asshole.

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>>18032457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqyLYD5Zw6g&ab_channel=SaladDaysExtendedAlbum

this song will help you decide. either way i just plain enjoy this song. you might too.

>>18032610
Well she has a great personality, she's cute and has a nice body except for one problem, she's a chestlet. Maybe I just need tits to be in love. I guess I should break up with her. If every guy who dated a chestlet was honest with himself then there wouldn't be any more chestlets and I wouldn't have to make this thread.

Thanks for the advice.

Hey bro. I just posted a thread about my anguish (grandad died, fiancée cheated on me at the same time) so while I'm here looking for my own answer, I'll give you my 2 cents.
If you broke up due to not spending time together but you feel you generally love each other then by all means proceed ahead with making contact. Play it cool. Don't be clingy or expect things to go back to how they were straight away and try look after yourself? Remember that you are always your number 1 priority. Never has there been such a true saying as absence makes the heart grow fonder so maybe the casual hanging out will spark you guys off again? Whatever happens I hope you find your happy again. It's out there =)

>>18032484
Thank you dude i will definitely try that, and I can't really answear your problem but good luck!

>>18032450
Sounds like an excuse.
She has definitely fucked someone else in your absence. It's your choice if you're okay with that or not.

>>18032449
I read "lost my Gandalf" and laughed, so theres that
and why is always the uncles who are fucking families up, srsly..

uum, hang in there, dude, its just life
free bump I guess, eh?
peace

>>18032553
It's all I can do I guess. It really is Uncles who cause the shit lol.

>>18032566
we can go through it I guess, if you want to.
Its a shitty phase for sure, I cant even imagine what do you feel like (not a family man myself), but why not use it as a jumping-off point? not literally ofc, har har

What if your situation, anon?

>>18032388
Tell them jesus rejected no one and they are being bad goys.

>>18032388
I've never heard of a church rejecting someone. Just go to mass every week and meet people maybe ask the priest about events/volunteering.

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i would have to know about your values to do that.
what would your ideal life look like?

>>18032362
Look at your typical 50+ year old. Arthritis, heart problems, diminished mobility, overweight. That is going to be you even sooner if you don't get your health together, and it ALL can be mitigated for years with proper diet and exercise in your everyday life NOW.

It is the greater part of maturity to sacrifice for a greater gain later. Plus you get used to the diets fairly quickly. A week or two of blandness and then it's fine. It starts getting really cool when you try those old greasy, sugary foods you used to like and you feel kinda grossed out by it

>>18032378
idk

Working on my dream job and coming back to a nice little home every day dead tired to a spouse and maybe a dog who love me, reading and sleeping and doing other quiet things for the rest of the day and then heading back to work tomorrow.

>>18032353
Take it and keep looking until you find a direct hire job. Temp/contract work sucks, but it is easy to find.

Its a doggie doggie world out there with temp work. . Temp agencies won't give you any loyalty, so you owe them none. Don't be afraid to quit with no notice if you find something better.

Take it and ask if they can do a pay review 6 months in

>>18032397
I feel like that would look bad if I dropped out mid-contract.

>>18032401
I'll keep that in mind. I have to say yes or no tomorrow.