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Gonna tell you the same thing I told the anon with the history major

>either settle for a gov't job that only requires a degree and computer skills
>keep trying for that dream job and work a shitty walmart job in the meantime
>expand your search and fields that you apply in

I'm sure not many people start in their dream job. Most work for credentials towards that position, or something that is somewhat related to what they want.

>>18033815
Thanks for the help!
Just to cover all bases, what if I do not have a dream job?

>>18033883
Not that person but if you really don't have THAT one thing you always wanted to do (in my case working at any place that lets me direct a specific task (lol project management/director)) try to work in different fields to see if you get inspired by somebody or something.

Don't you even have that one stupid dream job like working at Nintendo or being a professional football player?

When I'm in a situation like that I always try to use my social awkwardness as some form of humor so I don't look like a retard. I suggest when you're in a situation like that, have the mentality of "Wow, how morbid is this situation?". And since you don't go to literally anywhere where you can socialize with single women, if you're desperate enough maybe you can try online dating sites.

>>18033765

just force yourself into a situation where you talk to people. you just are out of practice.

>>18033775

I go to places where I assume single women are. Like coffee shops, book stores, target etc. etc. Single women are everywhere. And I see women notice me, like I said I just can't get over the initial hurdle of talking to them. I don't know what's wrong with me. I guess I've been conditioned to believe that it's creepy or awkward to approach women and that in public you're supposed to just be really reserved and not talk to strangers. I've tried online dating and determined that it's a gigantic waste of time. I would be settling for pretty low quality women simply because I'd forced myself into that medium. Those sites don't attract quality girls in my opinion. At least in my area

>>18033735
Don't be a selfish home-wrecker. Leave it alone until she has left him. Once she does then make your move, but be prepared for rejection.

>>18033735
And this is why marriage is a bad idea. 10 years married with a child, and she's just now "losing interest" in him. Add in potential homewreckers like yourself and it's just a recipe for disaster.

>>18033740
marriage isn't a bad idea, marrying prematurely without truly knowing someone, that is a real problem. it's better to go years single than not really know someone who has been there the whole time.

>>18033710
Undercut with long on top.
Then feathering the strands to give it that fluffy look.
End with styling gel.

>>18033710
You would need to have thick hair in the first place but the answer is usually a hair dryer combined with a round brush and some type of pomade.

Also 45 uninterrupted minutes to achieve the look.

>tfw hair is way too fucking thick even for thick hairstyles and I'm white

fucking kill me

>>18033675

take up a hobby like D&D or board games where you play with other people in the same room. baby steps.

>>18033687
That kinda stuff isn't for me

>>18033721

you dont know that. if you like playing video games, youll like those things if you give them a chance.

but thats not the point. the point is that you dont have any hobbies or interests. so of course, anything i might suggest you'll say "isnt for you"

well guess what? "you" sucks. make a better one. try new things. if you dont do that, youll be what you are now forever: alone

>>18033663

thats fine. it means you are growing a backbone.

>>18033691
I know right. That's what I thought but I don't know if it's a bit too much such as in front of my boss and my colleagues I straight up tell my boss if someone didn't do their job probably and even offered myself to the job to get things done right. I don't know, I'm somewhat confused

>>18033732

dont put others down, but dont be afraid to speak up if you think things could be done better. if your boss doesnt like it, find a new one. life is too short.

That's not the way I see life at all. To me high school ended and now I'm free to do whatever I want in the world.

You might be hanging around the wrong crowd for you. Sure there are people who might talk about outward appearance of people, their experience in bed, and financial status in public but there are also plenty of people where those things aren't at the top of their list. You just have to talk to them to find out what they value.

>>18033634

stop worrying about what dipshits think about you. high school sucks because there are usually only a few hundred kids you can interact with and there's no guarantee that you'll find chill folks.

after you adult, you can move to wherever you want and get into bigger social circles where people dont suck. numbers are better. no, people dont change en masse

>>18033652
>I'm free to do whatever I want in the world
That's kind of the answer I expected, but the thing of it is now that I'm free of that environment I want to achieve those types of things in the big world now that I'm no longer restrained by my youthful ignorance. Everyone wants it to some degree, even if they don't admit it. They care about the "coolness" of their cars and mess with their hair 15 times a day so it doesn't get out of place, all in the attempt to attract the right types of friends and make progress on the social ladder.

join the army, they have trades like the ones you mentioned. its guaranteed employment, and on-the-job training.

>>18033635
kek no, fuck that shit

>>18033625
So you wanna be a hick.

This shit is bugging the fuck out of me /adv/!!!**

>>18033611
She was more interested in getting you as an instagram follower.

>>18033611
She was just an advanced bot see>>18033630

wear bug spray

>>18033606
Hey - before you get the wrong idea about this board, you're a whore. Also, human trash.

>>18033606
kys

>>18033592
Yes, depending on what state you're in.

Obviously yes.

Probably not, and even if you did you wouldn't be able to legally get it out of America.

No idea, but you can buy condoms basically anywhere.

Not too sure about the last one.

>Can you drink the tap water?
No you should not
>Do I need to bring soap and other hygiene items?
Yes unless you want to use your money.
>Can I buy a gun there, as a tourist?
No you cannot
>What are the rates of HIV and is it possible to buy contraceptive devices like condoms in shops? I am over 18 years of age.
Fast Facts. More than 1.2 million people in the US are living with HIV, and 1 in 8 of them don't know it. From 2005 to 2014, the annual number of new HIV diagnoses declined 19%. Gay and bisexual men, particularly young African American gay and bisexual men, are most affected. *Also lesbians as well.
>I am also thinking of bringing a small bottle of local brew, and I was wondering if I can get in trouble in the customs for bringing in an alcholic liquid?
Generally, one liter of alcohol per person may be entered into the U.S. duty-free by travelers who are 21 or older, although travelers coming from the U.S. Virgin Islands or other Caribbean countries are entitled to more. ... It is not legal for travelers under the age of 21 to import alcohol - even as a gift.

>>18033592
>Can you drink the tap water?
No, we all just drink soda it's why we're all so fat.

>Do I need to bring soap and other hygiene items?
If you're staying in a hotel/motel then no. We have illegal immigrant Mexican women that work for the establishment you're staying at that give those things to you daily. Otherwise buy them from the Wal-Mart. It's where we buy everything.
>Can I buy a gun there, as a tourist?
Legally, no you can not.
>What are the rates of HIV and is it possible to buy contraceptive devices like condoms in shops?
Just stay away from the gays and blacks and you'll be fine. Plus yes you ca buy condoms almost anywhere.

Just drink our beer. It's the best. I suggest something like a Bud Light or anything Keystone brand.

You're welcome.

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>>18033546
I like to get drunk the night before an exam, don't know why but it helps me preform better. You could try that.

This is the funniest shit I've ever read. Why on earth would it even matter

You should get drunk an hour before the test. It will help you concentrate more.

Balding doesn't matter. But your own perceptions of balding can form a crack which will be ripped open into a canyon.

Don't listen to /adv/ telling you to put up and shut up. If a woman starts throwing shit at your mind, find a different woman.

does she care? yes
will she dump you over it?probably not.

>>18033539

balding was genetically selected for. obviously women dig it. the trick is not to do a pathetic comb-over

Forget about her and move on with your life you fucking manchild
Block her on Jewbook

Oh also she had another ex who bullied her into sex when she was 16 and used her body like a flesh light for a whole year afterwards, causing her pain in doggy with each thrust. Shouldn't her husband know that? He values purity above all after all. Plus she cheated on me by sexting with a long time friend and ex boyfriend she's still in contact with now. And she freaks out about cheating, going as far as to blame me for cheating on her with my sister, which is odd because she wante me to role play as her brother. And she'd grab my dick in public, try to have public sex with me and she woke me up by inserting me into her when a friend was asleep in the same room as us. Should I tell him these things? Or leave them to each other's mental illnesses and abuses.

>>18033533
Is there a reason you dont respect her choices in culture? I mean what happens if you tell him and he doesent care.

>>18033508
Seriously? Break up with your girlfriend.

If she causes you more stress and turns your issue into something about her, she's a cunt.

Relax. Beyond life is a void of nothingness with no return. Or worse. Move on, dude.

What's your job that causes you such high stress? And get on the meds if the thoughts are that disruptive. If you don't like them, you can always wean off them.

>>18033532
I just took the meds.

To be fair, it was inappropriate for me to yell at my girlfriend.

She was at a birthday party (There was no alcohol or anything) and jokingly posted a photo of her kissing her female friend on the cheek in a hot tub. I saw this photo and became furious, but the funny thing is that I don't remember exactly why. I called her while she was at the party and basically told her that the photo was slutty and that I hoped she was enjoying time at a party instead of being there for me. (I was at home alone, and I think I may have been having a panic attack or something)

But yeah, I can see why she would be angry with me.

>>18033508
What state/country?