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>I apply for a job at McDonald's
"Do you have a minimum five years experience working at McDonald's?"
"I cook burgers at home all the-"
"You have to be paid or else it's not experience."
"Then no, I have cooked burgers professionally for only four and a half years."
"Get out. Now."
How do I get paid to work at McDonald's before they let me work at McDonald's?
Yes, this really happened.
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>>18034672
I don't believe you for one second
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>>18034672
If it happened, record yourself on the horn with corporate getting the manager fired because this isn't the screening procedure
If not feel free to kill your self
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Were you trying to apply for a manager position or something?
That's just disrespectful either way. I'd be talking to a branch manager, or even a franchise manager if it came down to it.
Big corps bring the hammer down hella-hard when it comes down the the representation of their business.
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Hey /adv/, what kinda haircut should I get?
Pic was two months ago and it's getting out of control.
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Why stop now?
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>>18034633
He's got a point lol. Get dreads
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>>18034633
It's frustrating to take all that extra time in the morning just to manage my hair.
Here's a pic from 2 & 1/2 years ago where I had shorter hair for reference.
>been watching porn all my life with hot 10/10 women in it
>now i dont find most women attractive in real life
fuck
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Stop watching porn. Stop masturbating. It'll go away.
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>>18034622
or just watch amateur porn. honestly i don't like the "professional" stuff anyway, fake Os, fake tits, fake bitches
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>been fapping to anime and furry porn for over a decade
>now I dont bother with 3d women
fuck yes
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Is possible for me to have more than one female friend "with benefits", obviously only sex without being in love?
It's possible to engage in threesomes and foursomes if you have more than one female friend with such benefits?
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>Is possible for me to have more than one female friend "with benefits", obviously only sex without being in love?
Yes.
>It's possible to engage in threesomes and foursomes if you have more than one female friend with such benefits?
Evidently, that depends on wether they are willing to participate or not.
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>>18034587
So, getting female friends with benefits is the obvious choice for a male who wants to have several girls, right?
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>>18034593
Probably? You can't expect others to make decisions for you. Try things out, and learn from any mistakes you might make.
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family friend has 13 year old daughter that has been receiving threats via Instagram
not the usual wait till i see you at school type bulshit but creepy threats im worried for this child
the account has been made private but this "group" has posted a picture of her on there site that was never posted onto Instagram
there about us reads
Hello We Are The Soulless Ones, we are a propaganda, spam based group who is recruiting members Curently
We are mainly Targeting Vuneruble People,
Our Cause Is To Get Revenge On People Who Have Given Us Problems In The Past, We Organise Meetups And Have A Search Team To Get The Home Adressess Of Our Victims
this has all been reported to the police but they are just saying well nothing we can do its online... which is bs as we have a cyber bullying act here in new zealand
other worrying thing is this "group" is using anon inspired art / phrases whilst threating a child
http://thesoullessones.weebly.com/
https://www.instagram.com/the_soulless_ones/
would love to find out who is behind it
any advice / help be greatly appreciated
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Contact the sites directly, they should be quick to shut down the accounts.
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>>18034556
Have you tried Tinder instead of stalking little girls OP?
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>>18034556
If local cops won't help you, contact national police, your country's equivalent of FBI.
Chances are it's a couple of harmless teenage weebs, but they deserve to be scared by the cops.
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I'm a 20 year old that kind of met a 15 year old through chat and we chat 24/7. How would you see this. Of course we don't do lewd stuff and I explained the whole law thing to her. Now I think she became pretty attached to me and we have some brother-sister relationship. I said to her that we could only ever meet when she's 18. Is this a toxic relationship?
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>>18034554
Two ways this could go:
You act like an older brother to her, give her advice, help her with her social problems. And risk being labeled a pedo by her parents if shit goes south
Or, you realize that you're being baited by chris hanson.
Anyway, I think it's not toxic that you said to meet when she's 18. Most likely she'll forget about it. Keep everything non-lewd and there should be no issues.
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>>18034554
>Is this a toxic relationship?
This is a "get the fuck out" relationship because you're a grown man talking 24/7 to a fucking child and absolutely nothing good can come of this.
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She'll be 18 when you're 23, so even if it isn't toxic it's a stupid thing. Dating someone that much younger than you is a bad idea.
So I'm dating this girl.
Recently there's been this one jackass trying to weasel his way between us.
He confessed his feelings for her after giving her a ride to the local YMCA.
The same day, he decided it would be a swell idea to make a WCW post about her (yeah, he's that age,) and after receiving comments from peers about the post, saying things like "oooh, are you just gonna let him do that?"
I had enough.
I confronted him about it, and he runs and tells my S.O. about what I said to him.
My S.O. then get's angry over me doing so, saying that it's causing her "drama," which baffles me, nobody is going to ask her about me and his' altercation.
She tells me to just let her handle it if i trust her, and I agree, and life went on.
Here I am two weeks later, and he decides to post pictures of her on social media. He chokes, and makes up exuses that she took his phone, when she clearly wasn't even holding the camera, the photos were taken without consent.
I disregarded her wishes to stay out of it, and confronted him face-to-face, telling him to knock his shit off.
He then runs and tells her everything, apparently, she told him to tell her EVERYTHING that goes on between me and him.
Once again, she's angry at me for causing "drama," when the only person she whom mentioned the altercation was the weasel.
I'm confused. Am I the bad guy in this situation?
Am I being over-protective? This is the only guy I really have a problem with.
I'm being made to feel bad for stepping in, when she clearly didn't have the situation under control.
She's too nice, she doesn't know how to tell someone to straight-up knock their shit off.
What-do 4Chan, What-do. I'm stressed out about this, I'd like to hear your opinions.
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>>18034519
Let her go. If you get too attached she will cuck you.
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>>18034538
Honestly, she's not capable of that.
Though, I do get the feeling if I get overly attached she'll end up leaving for the sake of "not being ready."
At least that's how the past relationships have gone. Oh well.
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>>18034519
>She tells me to just let her handle it if i trust her
This right here is all you need to know. If you trust your girlfriend to keep appropriate boundaries with creeps and handle herself then let her do it.
>Am I being over-protective? This is the only guy I really have a problem with.
Yeah you are. He's just being irritating over the internet and all you have to do is block him and get on with your life but you're letting his pettiness get under your skin so much that you yourself are becoming petty.
Every time you fuck with this guy he runs to your girlfriend and bothers her again and she doesnt want the headache. Think this one through buddy. So what happens if he doesn't stop being cutesy on the internet. He posts a couple pictures or a cute status update about her and what, you fight him? Beat him up? Get arrested? Get charged with assault and do a couple weeks in jail? Lose your girlfriend? Lose your job? Have an assault charge show up on every background check for every job for the rest of your life and for what? Because some immature little faggot wanted to play pretend on the internet?
The fact of the matter is that women will ALWAYS have creeps orbiting around them and its just something they get used to handling. You can't go through life jumping in like this and treating your girlfriend like a delicate prize who can't handle her own life whenever this happens.
If he gets dangerous, intervene. Call the police. Physically protect her if you must. Until then, trust your girlfriend to set boundaries and act like an adult. If you can't trust her to do that either you're terribly insecure or you need a new girlfriend or both.
If she's perfectly fine to ignore creeps than so should you. No amount of ass beating or stern altercations is going to uncreep him. He's baiting you into acting crazy with and you're completely falling for it.
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So I've been looking for a gift for my mom and got to a small cosmetics shop (Lush if it means anything to anyone), and this girl working there came up to me and before actually asking what I was looking for she somehow managed to sparkle a nice small talk about general things. Weird thing is I'm quite a locked person, and it never happened to me before, and this talk felt absolutely natural, and it seems that it wasn't just a formality for her either, judging by her behaviour. In fact, we were talking in such tone that at first I couldn't decide if I knew her, and if we are familiar. She is quite attractive but nothing special, same age as me (20-21).
We then proceeded to try and decide on the gift, still having a friendly talk, but some time after she said she'll go in the backroom because cosmetics odor made her a bit sick, and asked her coworker to help me out.
I bought a gift and left, but still after several days I feel that there was something special about her.
I'd like to visit that store once more and try to initiate a talk or just ask her out for a coffee, but it seems to me that I may be mistaken, and she was not interested in communicating with me in any way, but was just being friendly because she is paid for it, and I just overthought this simple contact.
Am I being a creep here? Is there a way to initiate something without coming out as a full weirdo and not creating an embarassing situation for us two? Help me /adv/, I'm a bit confused.
I'm average looking, tall. I've had a girlfriend almost for a year couple years ago so I'm not a total sperg, but I'm often quite retarded in communication, and is quite insecure person in general.
Please, help me /adv/, I'm confused
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she sold you hard
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>>18034507
Well, I mean, I didn't spend big money there, and I still knew I was going to do it anyway, then again she didn't help me to choose the final purchase, so it's questionable.
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>>18034510
she didn't know what your intentions were from the outset. she got you to build positive associations with the store. you're even thinking of going back (possible repeat sales). after having that nice conversation and talking about what you should get it would actually have been pretty weird if you just walked out without buying anything.
you can do all the mental gymnastics you'd like but it sounds to me like she was selling you.
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Hey /adv/, I'm having problems with talking to people and girls especially. I can't approach people or have a one on one conversation for more than 3 minutes, i can never think of anything to talk about. A year ago i used to be alright with talking but after going on 4chan /pol/ for some months and temporarily disconnecting from friends something changed and its making me feel really anxious, even writing this thread. Is there any kind of tip to give to get over this shitty social barrier and not use stupid topics and deprecating humor to maintain a conversation?
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>>18034483
>I can't approach people or have a one on one conversation for more than 3 minutes
With anyone? Parents? Friends?
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Also when talking to others i feel like they get sick of me talking and thats also what contributes to breaking away from a conversation
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>>18034486
Practically everyone apart from close family and close friends, skype calls i keep talking though
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So /adv/ things haven't been going well with my girlfriend lately. We've had a couple arguments where she says that she feels like she's unloved and that I don't give a fuck and that I haven't for months. She's almost entirely cut me out of her life to the point where she's applying for Uni courses without telling me and does social activities I don't even get to know.
I'm honestly confused by these accusations as I've been treating her exactly the same as I have previously. She's asked me to make her feel like I care and I try to message her every single day and ask her how things are and then listen if they aren't.I generally try to take an interest in her life and then get accusations that I don't care when I don't tell her about my experience with things she's going to literally hours before she tells me. She then throws in my face that her friends were more helpful than me despite them knowing weeks in advance on occasion.
I've tried to show her I love her by spending more time, giving her tokens of affection more frequently and letting her into my life more by sharing more of what I do and trying to get her to share what she does. I've spent entire days just doing things with her. She's recently demanded that we go out on dates despite me thinking that we had done so the weekend before.
She says she doesn't feel like she's special any more and that we might as well just be friends that fuck. She literally said that to me. Try as I might to show he she's special by giving her gifts, by spending time with exclusively her nothing seems to work.
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She's started to just snap at me out of the blue for no apparent reason and we argue later on when I don't particularly want to sit there and have her do nothing but snap at me. She has recently given me the cold shoulder because of her snapping. She's talked about having a broken heart despite me trying to give her everything she has demanded of me.
Currently she's talking about leaving and that she can't go on. She's gotten to the point where the moment anything goes wrong or we have a disagreement she becomes hysterical and the problem snowballs to the point where she's saying she can't do it anymore and that she's given everything she can. Within 24 hours of that point she's now feeling okay again and loves me etc.
Seriously what the fuck do I do? I feel like I get blamed for literally everything and I can't have a reasonable conversation about anything before the hysterical accusations appear.Me trying to help her turns into me trying to wank my own ego. She constantly turns every time I want to help her into me somehow being a bad guy. I'm more of an enemy that a boyfriend to her.
I don't particularly want this relationship to end but she's changed and sees me as the enemy more than anything else. I've tried to give her what she wants and its not enough. It never is enough.
Thanks /adv/
Even if I don't get a reply its nice to vent to something.
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>>18034420
hey op just wondering if you think that she's trying to make excuses so that you two can break up? Is there any reason that she might not be into you anymore or that age might be talking to someone else? If you're honestly putting in the effort then she'd at least acknowledge that.
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>>18034420
Yeah OP, it looks like your gf is either cheating, trying to find excuses for breakup or having some hormonal disorder (or puberty).
Anyway, do yourself a favour and find yourself a new gf. If someone would try this shit on me,I would cut the out of my life asap.
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I'm in love with a friend of mine(female).
What do I do?
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you seduce her
flirt
touch
fuck
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Does she have a boyfriend?
If not then man the fuck up and tell her
If she does then
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You stop being a little pussy and go for what you want.
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Hey /adv/. Someone on /b/ threatened to kill me. They wrote a lot of really mean and threatening things that were frankly uncalled for. It was completely out of line and disgusting. The people who did it were horrible human feelings and they should feel ashamed of themselves. You should have seen it. It was horrible. Just terrible.
But I'd like to report them to the police or some type of organ of the state which will deal with them as is appropriate to their worth. It was a death threat. That's not legal, even if you're "anonymous". Anyone ever done something like this before? I could really use some help here.
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why do i have this feeling you are a newfriend and read the marine pasta first time
also underaged?
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>>18034387
It's the internet. Get over it.
Unless they're doing something legitimately creepy that leaks into real life, just move on. Don't be the person who can't take a meaningless insult or empty threat.
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>>18034387
No one will take this bait
i'm in the midst of having a huge panic attack and am really in need of advice and tips or things that'll help calm you down fast
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>>18034344
Tea.
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Emergency wank
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>>18034348
wish i could make some right now but it's too late and folks i live with are sleeping, reminds me that i should get back into drinking tea more though so thank you for that
>>18034350
i've been keeping up a good nofap streak but honestly might pull the emergency wank if this lasts any longer just so i can get some fucking rest
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I have been a carny for 7 years, I simply want to know what normal guys think of carnies
I'm not covered in tats or trashy but i feel like telling guys who want to go out what I do is a scare off
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Actually find carnies pretty fascinating. What is your role?
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you can't ask what guys think of carnies. You have to think more in terms of "what do guys in my area think of carnies?" and even then any answer you hear from someone that isn't those guys is just speculation. As a male though I would say that a woman's income isn't important to me in respect to being a prospective partner. Not all males think like me. I also wouldn't assume you were trashy. I would probably have a profile to read (I guess I'm one of the few who would read a whole profile on a dating site) to determine you aren't trashy. That being said I'm taken now and not on dating sites anymore. Good luck.
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What is a carny a carnival clown or a carnivore?
Be me:
>20yo male
>at uni living with three other guys
I moved into a apartment with three other guys who I kinda knew from HS. Two are brothers and from a fundamentalist christian family. Never met the other guy before. One of the brothers I shared a room with for a semester. He had some very feminine traits I wrote off since he grew up in a strictly christian house. It got progressively worse and noticeable.He admitted to watching me sleep. Was very argumentative in a bitchy way. Came to the conclusion he was a frustrated closet fag and quickly got my own room separate from this fag. Later he started stalking me on my social media. EVERY PLATFORM. He found out I had a podcast and an e-commerce store. Starts autistically analyzing every piece of content I've every made public. Begins to passively aggressively off topic challenge what I do in front of other people. Everything I do is legal and just a hobby. For some reason he has an obsession with me. I found out he was calling my web host asking for information while he is co-oping back home 200+ miles away. I've never lead on as a good friend to this dude. It's getting really weird. I've never lead on to being gay, quite the opposite with my female habits. Should I threaten legal action?
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>>18034323
threaten with police. if he still persists tell uni staff about his behaviour then its on record then go to police. and have a restraining order served.
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It sounds like you know what you want to do but you aren't doing because you don't know how and I have to restrain myself from mocking you as a result. Do you know how to get a restraining order? How to sue for defamation, libel, or slander? Do you have a specific line in mind which, when crossed, will cause you to retaliate?
What are you even trying to get out of this thread man?
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>>18034323
Maybe you should simply tell him to fuck off before you take any big measures.
From your post it doesn't even look like you've tried talking to him.