Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 2554. page

>>18037611
Lol. Grow the fuck up. Life isn't easy. There is no such thing as a part time job that pays well for you to live a decent life.

>>18037611
Wtf, your image changes when I enlarfe it. How?

NOC engineer

Get Cisco's CCENT and comptia's network+. Should be a 5 month long ride. Less if you know IT already. Look up online courses for these then pirate them. There's exam dumps too to help you pass but I strongly recommend against them as it will be obvious you used them during an interview. The average working days are 4 days on 4 days off which means you'll work an average of 2 weeks a month or 6 months a year. If you take 4 days of holiday then you'll have 4 days off 4 days holiday 4 days off and only after 12 days restart work, you should normally have 22+ days of holiday so quite some time off. The entry pay is usually shit but enough to be decent.

Cheat.

>>18037601
That's it? I've thought about it, seriously considered it. I have friends still texting literally asking for sex even when I haven't been with them in 3+ years. Definitely not an easy thing to say no to when I'm not happy at home. Is there no other option?

File: received_10208180373882270.gif (2MB, 161x120px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 161x120px

Don't fucking cheat. That's retarded. After you get married, try to convince her to pleasure each other. Tell her it will mean a lot to you and your sexual needs are not being met at all. Don't be a dick, but be assertive, this is a big problem. Just don't rape either.

>>18037590
If she is shy, you need to be direct with her. Shy people often have some mild social-autism and cannot into subtly, plus confidence issues occasionally interfere with communication, you ask her indirectly and she misinterprets your request because she believes herself not attractive/interesting/etc enough for the other meaning to make sense.

That is, with shy girls make sure she understands your request for a date/sex/whatever your asking, clearly, or she will likely back out because of anxiety

Have a clear plan in mind, don't put any of the decisions on her, say (in your own words) something to the affect of:

Hey annonette, I want to take you out and get to know you better, will you go with me to __ event/activity at ___ time?

Obviously phrase it less cringey than that and in your own manner of speaking, but focus on those key points,

Event, date, location, time. Avoid hedging your language, do not phrase it as "do you want to" or any similar questions that bring up the thought of rejection in the other persons mind

>>18037590
You say you're alpha, yet you are here asking for advice.

You aren't alpha. In fact, you cant even fucking pick up a shy girl.

>>18037679
I've forced myself to try to do pickups in college, after four days and getting to talk to like 15 girls, some of which gave me their phones, I've lost my fear of women, and became alpha in the process.

I'm still new at this game, and can't still deal with a girl that says, good, yes, fine, to everything I try to talk to her, it feels frustrating.

>>18037532
Follow it and fuck her. Don't be a fag, pussy is pussy

>one word responses

Bail

>>18037593
Well she is working

>>18037449
Vaginismus is a real disease so yeah, it's possible.

>>18037456
Thanks

She could also have a bacterial or yeast infection that's making her skin irritated during sex. Ask her go to the gynecologist and find out for sure.

Find this girl and make her a side chick. Make her your fiance shortly after she confesses your love and lead her on while having hot steamy sex with her on the side. If your main girl asks say you're just putting in a lot of overtime. If that doesn't sound believable get some IT certs and pretend your company is paying for them. Keep getting low level IT certs (she won't know) and saying you need to be off months at a time for training. After successfully fucking the side chick for a while play a trick on her and marry her. Go and check out apartments and get a mortgage for you guys to buy your own place. Sex should be lit by now seeing as she's your high-school crush, all those repressed epebo feelings rushing through your male brain, sweet lawd it's gonna be great. Further trick that bitch into having a child with you and then be there for her throughout the road. By now a few years should have passed and you should be running out of low level cisco exams. Use your new found career and money to go for a second child with this girl and have the perfect boy and girl combo family. Maintain the house and do all that but right now your main girl might start asking questions, like, where u been, who u with, where u at, who u fukin, why we not married, hoe shit like that. The good news is that by now your side chick should be out of your system and you'll know exactly how your life would play out with her. You've fucked her brains out, gotten married with her, shared a bit of your heart and soul with her, probably have cute nicknames for each other, she told you that story about her mom and dad that really hurt her, you've seen her cried and she's seen you cry, you've inhaled each other's farts, you've inhaled each other's farts on purpose, all that, now you can divorce her and move on with your life.

>>18037596
This is some solid advice

>>18037596
So you're telling me there's nothing I can do aren't you

>>18037302
Whatever you do just don't overthink things or you've already fucked up. Be cool.

>>18037362
I just don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do in the movie theater, talking is off the table and you aren't facing each other, how the fuck am I supposed to get anything across to her?

>>18037368
Don't stress, they decided a movie so it's not your fuckup. Use the fact you think that. If you think she's cute or like her etc, just say something along the lines of "man, bad choice coming to see a movie would've like the chance to get to know you" this can also be a get out of jail free if you're still courage building at the movie and don't talk, as well as a precursor to a proper date. GL and don't stress

First off, just because she struggles with bipolar disorder doesn't mean you can't believe everything she says. Sure, there'll be times when she's not stable, but not all the time. If she said she's done. She's done. If she comes back, and you're willing to get back into the relationship, I'd suggest having a serious conversation first. Share with her how you feel and how her actions affect you and your health and wellbeing. Draw up a contract together that you both can be happy with that deals with how to help each other and treat each other.

Is she on meds? Is she seeing a psychiatrist monthly? If she's unwilling to keep up the maintenance of her disorder, it's not fair to you and you shouldn't get back together. If she is willing and is already doing that and you do really want to be with her, go for it. Mood disorders are extremely tough to live with. I know because I live with one.

>>18037342
First off thanks for the reply. I am with you on the fact that indeed It isn't all BS that comes out of It just because of the disorder. But we had that talk first before we got dating again, and she assured me that her days of running away from conflicts were over. And see how that turned out, again. That's why I am skeptical. Hell, for the first time in over 7 years this was the first time I heard her talk of long life commitment, a family and marriage. That never, ever happened before. That's why I am so fucking bummed out right now. Is It really done? I don't know and I'm unsure as to what moves to take.

No she does not take any medication, she is against It (she's the spiritual type) She does however from time to time talk to a therapist. Not on a regular basis though.

It's a real shame because, when It's good, I'm the happiest I'm ever be. We go great along, same interests and pretty much everything in common. Even the sex is fucking awesome.

I can deal with the moodswings and bad, very bad days. Even her time offs. But not the break-offs. Are you experiencing the same thing? Did you ever break up or does she/he runs away when It gets bad or too close? I want this to work, but now it seems she broke all contact, even blocked me on FB...

>>18037359
I feel your pain. I struggle with recurrent major depressive disorder and I was in a relationship with someone who struggles with bipolar disorder. I study psychology and am going for my doctorate in clinical psychology. People who struggle with bipolar disorder need to be on meds in addition to working with a therapist/psychiatrist. Bipolar disorder isn't just all in their head. It's a medical disease that affects the brain and manifests itself in psychological ways mentally. It's a dangerous and unique mental disease and it's life threatening if it properly treated.

I can't answer for you if she's truly done. I can say from my own experience, that my significant other left me unexpectedly as well and blocked off all contact from me. It's the worst kind of pain I've ever had to deal with. I've been feeling like a huge part of me died. Together, I felt so alive. So I understand what you're going through. I can't tell you what you should do or say. I can say that for myself, I'm respecting their wishes, even though I still love them (always will) and am doing the best I can to keep moving forward with my own life.

Just spend a little too much time looking at her nose. Like there's a bug on it or some shit. Just enough for her to start getting self conscious bout it

>>18037155
>be you
>pay thousand dollar surgery to fix her nose
>see becomes much more attractive now
>now Chads want her
>she realizes she can now do much better than you
>cucks you

>>18037155
You should think about the possibility that if you had children with her they might end up with her facial features

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Just be mindful.

>>18037129
Are you male? I tend to do this when I'm nervous/anxious. Figure out you trigger, then a solution.

>>18037129
It happens when you're nervous.
Try forcing a deeper tone into your voice when you're talking.

do you like it when something puts the poo poo in the pee pee

To: Girl
From: Guy

It's my friend's birthday on the weekend and they're going to the club. She didn't invite me, but our mutual friend invited me when it was just me and the mutual friend in a car. Would it be weird if I went? I love dancing.

Ladies: my coworker lingers around me a lot, she seems to go out of her way to be around me and will wait around so she can walk and talk with me. She teases me pretty often (in a fun way, not maliciously) and blushes all the time whenever we make eye contact. She pretty much ignores our other co-workers outside of polite small talk. Am I correct in thinking she might be into me? She's even complained that it's lonely at work when I'm not around

>>18036839
Have you tried dating a girl who's into pegging?
Honestly, the whole "gay conversion" thing usually ends up in suicides or serious mental issues, so just date a girl who'd like to fuck you in the ass.

>>18036846

Im not attracted to women emotionally or physically though

>a constant ashaming feel of it, like I'm not a real man.

You should talk to some LGBT people about that experience because I'm sure that they can relate. Being gay doesn't say anything about your worth or masculinity. You probably hate yourself because you're not really well educated on the subject; being gay is a really beautiful thing that you should celebrate and feel proud of.

Seriously, you can be a 'real man' whether your making a pot, fucking a man, or riding the bus to work. The whole 'real man' thing is a meme anyway.

>Is there an actual way to reverse homosexuality or is it just pence memes?

Have a look at Stephen Fry visiting a gay conversion centre. It's a great way to make a lot of money, and it's quite easy to say "Yeah your father/mother didn't raise you properly so your mind tricked you into being gay".

I'd hardly call that guy a friend to be honest

kek your 'friend' is a giant faggot

Sounds like you can't take the bants

>>18036454
I live in Minnesota too, I'll cuddle with you for 150 bucks.

>>18036496
I'll do it for 145 and a hot chocolate

>>18036498
Only if it's from the Tim Hortons in Tower.

>>18036441
You should tell her and she should break up with you.

>>18036441
if she is that politically motivated it would never work out even if you didn't.

>>18036443
Why should she break up with me?