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Punch girls until they say "i like that"

>>18044837

fetlife

>>18044837
I'd suggest BDSM groups online or in person, but single sub women are very rare everywhere.

Your best bet is to move your BDSM wishes to the back burner and just meet and date girls "normally." Once you're in a sexual relationship you can gradually introduce BDSM into your play to see if she responds. It's a very slow process, but short of just happening on a sub girl at random, really the only way.

Im afraid of bad, not very nuanced, biased opinions

an stupid person whos interred in accuracy could be my best friend

>>18044812
I personally consider all women to be stupid, but that's just me.

>>18044812

they tend to be quick to judge others on their seeming intelligence, often trying to write them off without actually getting to know others as a person.

I do hope you decide to give me a chance to show you hpwuch you mean to me and how sorry I am I didn't want to break up at all I made an immature snap decision that you can't let go but you're. Hurting us both talk to me. Outside the chans

You didn't deserve to be broken up with but I wish you would just talk to me Valentine's is tomorrow I want to spend our one year anniversary together for the rest of my life please give me the chance to do so.

I know I want to be with you for the rest of my life and make a life with you, but if you don't share those feelings anymore there is obviously nothing. I can do but be alone without you. The more I try to move on the more I realize you're the one

You have to put in effort too. People aren't going to bend over backwards for you. If someone spends time with you and you like that person's company, you have to ask them to hang out as well.

What do you mean when you say you can't take a normal person out for coffee?

>>18044817
You're right. Nobody is gonna break down the door and sex me.

>What do you mean you can't take a normal person out for coffee?
It's just that the people I can relate to most are all misbehaved wrecks, many of whom don't even believe in finding peace. I felt like a grey sheep when I was a kid, but definitely like a black sheep now...after all of the coming-of-age insanity.

>>18044845
If you want to spend time with "someone normal", there must be something appealing about that person that makes you want to hang with them. I think things will be better if you just adopt a more carefree attitude.

Is there a way you can manually hand it in? Like emailing the prof with or without bullshit excuse like the site wasnt working or your little bro was suicidal so you had to wait an hour. Maybe youll get lucky and it will be accepted. Theres no harm in trying but act quickly.

>>18044735
It happens. Imagine missing the break pedal by 5 seconds and totaling your car instead :D

Puts things in perspective, doesnt it?

>>18044744
I doubt it. This is one of the harder weed out courses for the major, so they're really fucking stingy with deadlines. The official policy is that they won't do shit for you unless you e-mail them at least 3 days prior to the deadline. I really don't think this is a huge deal in the grand scheme of things, but I can't escape the lingering doubt. I already feel kind of off balance with this class because I've been missing lectures and now I need to perform even better going forward to make up for this 0/100 that's probably coming my way. I'm going to try to not miss anymore classes but I keep having anxiety about getting kicked out.

>>18044680
The Light bothers him, I left him alone by himself in the dark living room. I bathed him today

>>18044680
I can't get any more pics he won't let me

>>18044680
Check it if you can later, he might have an infection or something is irritating it. Wait a few days to see what happens.

>>18044660

>literally

seriously though, sit down and look at what your rent or mortgage is. get your mom to start applying where she can, and if you dont have a job you do the same.

in the meantime you each go to the bank and take out a line of credit. this will support you in the meantime.

if the place is too expensive / nice, you immediately give 30 days notice and go downsize to some cheap smaller place.

>>18044676
it's already paid off but she's so bad with money, I just know we're going to end up having to sell it

>>18044701

then be smart with money. or move out. your call

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Bump. I'm in a similar situation too bro.

look better
talk better
live better

If you spent the next year training all three diligently, then dating won't seem like such an alien concept.

>>18044662
Thank you.

Your answer helps literally nothing, and has very little in relation with my question, but thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78

>>18044648
This is true if he has no family that will miss him. You may hurt a lot of people if you do this.

>>18044620
Why did you quit school? Did you fail or something? What were you majoring in?

Stop trying for attention
You're ugly

>>18044616
Duly noted.
Thanks for bumping my thread,
anyone with a real recommendation?

>>18044608
>Later on when I was by myself I tried to finger myself with plenty of lube. It was also, very bad.
Unless you're incredibly turned on (not just wet; you can be wet and still not be turned on), that's pretty normal. Hands are pretty rough.

>>18044600

once you start living sober you'll realize its not as hard as you thought. you've used alcohol for a crutch.

>>18044602

It's not hard just fucking boring.

I've gone months without drinking/smoking/dosing

I used to get fucked up Friday-Sunday every week for almost a year. Now I'm 6 months sober. It's not bad you just have to do other stuff. I've been reading a lot of books, skiing, gambling, and skydiving. Drugs are cheaper but at least other stuff gives me cool FB pics and memories with normies.

>>18044564
Okay, was it like a "Oh cute, little Susie escaped from the bathtub and is running around naked let's show grandma"? picture or "Naked child on a cement floor in a basement" picture?

>>18044571
Her hands were on her hips and it looked like she was "being sassy" ? Some red lipstick and a garter belt but it looked like a professionally taken pic

>>18044577
>red lipstick
>garterbelt
>toddler

That sounds like CP to me friendo. You should definitely move, for one. And maybe call the nat'l child abuse hotline? IDK what the procedure is on that

>>18044545
Also rereading this I sound really stupid but it's hard to put into words! Sorry if it's all jumbled and awkward to read

>>18044545
Yeah I know what you mean
Like you try to stop it but you can't
But then it passes on its own

You can make it happen all the time when you reach the right amount of drunkenness

Woah shit. I get that too, like almost word-for-word what you described. It's really rare, like a couple times a year. I have no idea what it is, I've never been able to describe it to anyone in a way that made sense to them, but it's not hurting me any and I've always figured that if it was a symptom of brain cancer or whatever I'd have died a long time ago from it (I'm in my 20s and I've been getting that since I was a pretty young kid).

The only difference for me - unless you just left this out - is that for me it also messes with my sense of time, like things that happen very slowly seem like they take place incredibly fast, and everything also feels simultaneously incredibly heavy and also somehow fragile. But everything you wrote about things becoming more detailed I could almost have written myself, word-for-word.

So ... yeah, I can't really help you. I wish *I* knew what it was too.

>>18044521
I had severe issues with this cuz i love listening to music and some songs just got tainted with the thoughts associated with them. I had to stop listening to a lot of songs in the process of moving on from a girl. After you've truly moved on, you can listen to them, but there's still gonna be a thought, not an harmful one though.

>>18044550
Oops, may or may not have failed to read "Ladies"

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>>18044550
My XBF (who's now my BFF because life is funny like that) used to have Jeff Buckley's 'Grace' playing in the background during sexy-times. For years I couldn't listen to the album at all for this very reason. Although I recently found myself listening to 'Last Goodbye' because of a break up.
I also dated a guy who lent me his copy of 'Wave of Mutilation: Best of the Pixies' but I kept listening to that even after we broke up.

>>18044506
They really hit your personal info right on the mark huh

>>18044506
My phone does this too! I don't have any insight, but I can't post shit from mobile either
I have AT&T if that has anything to do with it

>>18044516

I guess? That means my whole entire carrier is blocked right?

Wifi works fine. But I can not post from data