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>be two years ago
>find a chick on tinder
>get laid
>talk shit about her to my close friend on how easy she was and not that attractive
>month later we start dating
>two year pass to this day
>she reads the conversation with my friend talking shit about her
>she fucking mad
This is really fucked up, she wants to break up even tho I say the shit I said don't matter anymore. Is there a way out of this?

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I've recently started a new job that has assigned me a "mentor." She really wants to know what direction I want my career to take, and how the company can help me get there. The thing is, I've pretty much already accomplished what I set out to do in this industry, and my truthful answer would be "I want to make enough money for as little stress as possible, until I can eventually ditch this and pursue something creative or own an investment that I can be as hands-off as possible with."

How do I say this? I'm in a company where most aspirations are to become Vice Presidents, CEOs, that kind of thing... I want something to challenge me a little, but growth isn't something I care too much about anymore.

What do I say to her?

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Does over guy have trouble cumming? I can't seem to be able to cum. I'm 21 male, healthy weight, go gym not terribly unhealthy. But I can never seem to be able to get there. My girlfriend of 7 years as finally started to run out of patience. It brings her down because she thinks I'm not attracted to her or because she's not good enough. But even in masterbait I never seem to get there. Me and my girlfriend went on a break last year for separate reasons. I slept with a few people then and same problem.

I tried cutting of porn all together. Tried role play. Tried mixing it up and yet still struggling. It ether doesn't happen at all or takes an hour or two of constant going at it.

Anyone got the same problem? Any advice? I don't really think going to the doctors would solve anything

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Going out this weekend with my friends and we always play the same games every time. Beer pong, Waterfall and Never Have I Ever. We want to try something new and maybe someone here had some suggestions? We are 4 girls and 5 guys.

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> be 20
> eat my boogers
> play with my beard, eat my hair
> watch porn like 6 times a day
> watch all the new gore videos until there are no more
> always anxious
> cyberbullying is my hobbie
> codeine addict
> weed addict (?) not sure i m addict but I "vape" weed every night
> self confidence really low
> don't trust anyone, even my family ( above all my family )
> as neutral as possible


Seriously , should I see a psy ? Whats wrong with me ?

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So I'm 18, my parents divorced when I was young and and that plus the fact that my mother most of the time was busy dealing with her own depression and not giving a single fuck about me in my childhood (being bullied, having bad grades in school) resulted in me being a depressed and anxious bitch that doesn't know how it is to be and act like a man. I have two siblings about 7 years younger than me, both of which behaviour is terrible. They shout, insult each other and I hate it, but I do know that it's mainly my fault becuase I acted even worse in their age. The problem is that when I'm trying to point out my mother's mistakes that she didn't punish them or even stopped reacting to it, she either blames it on me, changes subject and complains about my bad grades or explains that she gave up on that long time ago. This time however, after a long conversation in which I dropped many f bombs (unnecessary, i know, i fucked up) and transfered my frustration of her fucking up in raising me, to which she, after a long monologue, told me that she's going to hospital because of us. And I know that she's not fucking joking, as she once done this to prove how bad we are to her, and my whole family which I rarely have any contact with reacted in calling me, shouting, insulting and asking why are we so evil, she's a single mother dealing with us unthankful bastards. And I know that I'm probably gonna end up neeting (or just live, that's a better term) for a couple of years in home with her and siblings until I train myself for a job I want to pursue so it's kind of a big deal to me, I can't just leave them and live alone now. My question is what the fuck do I do in that situation? I can't ask family because they are biased toward her, but they don't know how it's like in reality, so I have no one except you, anons. Also, I'm sorry, my English is usually pretty decent, but this time my hands are shaking and i'm having a problem in writing even one sentence.
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hello,

i am in an abusive relationship. right now i rely on this person for housing however but i filmed them throwing a glass at me as well as being verbally abusive. the problem is im a man and theyre a woman so any court will basically dismiss it. what should i do?

i want them to face criminal charges, i dont care about losing my housing as ive always got other options.

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I want to die. I fucked up my life beyond repair with debt. I've been unemployed for over 6 months and I have only worked retail in the past. I want to go off to a wooded area and lay down to die but it will take over a month to die from starvation/no fluids. I don't have a gun. I don't know what to do.

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Long story short

>talked with my girlfriend of 7 years about our sexual fantasies
>she is an exhibitionist to a certain degree and told me that she fantasizes having sex with me when other people are in the same room
>she wants to try it during the visit of a friendly couple that we have known for years
>she told me that touching or having sex with other people is a big no-no.

I'm a bit wary. I'm a guy that doesn't like any sort of swing shit or letting my girlfriend having sex with other people or even myself having sex with other women.

But on the other hand this is not the same as swinging, it's just having sex with one another while another couple is also having sex nearby.

Or should I be worried? Should I go along with this?

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Hello my dudes, I dropped out of highschool at 17 and never got my GED. Basically been a NEET since then, (21 now, 22 in july) but I drive for uber a few times a month and make enough to pay for some things, so I'm not completely useless, though pretty close. Recently I have been told by my family that maybe I should consider going to college and at least doing something with my life. My friends and family all seem to think I'm smart and could do pretty well for myself. Not sure how smart I am, honestly I feel pretty average, maybe slightly above but I'm not a genius or anything, just interested in a lot of things. Anyway, I've been studying to finally get my GED and was planning on just getting my real estate license since the market will be really good for another 8-10 years and I could just save up while living with my parents for another few, considering my mom wants me to live with the family for another couple years. Last night I had a dream I was at my first day of college and was really enjoying it. I'm not sure if that's a sign for me to do or not, but I definitely think life has a way of pointing you in the right direction. Anyway, do you guys think it would be worth it, even if I have no idea what I would try to get a degree for, and definitely go into debt? Sorry if too long post, idk what to say.

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> talk to gril, eventually reveal her that I have a crush on her
> she rejects me, "not now", " I dont reciprocate your feelings"
> feel bored one day
> decide to write a really autistic and funny poem for her
> and a serious one
> send them to her
> laughs about the funny poem, thanks me for the serious one
> decide to write more shit, funny rhymes and poems just for fun and no real intentions
>She stops responding
> next day I greet her
> she tells me to shut the fuck up
> feel bad for harassing her, although she never even told me that she may dislike my autism, on the contrary
> get also a bit mad because she told me to shut the fuck up, only people who can say that to me are my parents
> fast forward few days later
> friends tell me she posted about me on her snapchat, made fun of me and my poems etc
> definetly something I never expected of her
wtf
I don't really care what other people think of me and I had no real intentions to date her since she rejected me clearly
But what couldve motivated this shittalking behind my back?

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What do /adv/? What donyou guys think of a girl that dyes her hair every few weeks, dresses for attention, "likes books and le nerdy things"?
I generally don't like these sort of girls because I know for sure most of them are only for attention and like to have beta orbiters around them for validation. I recognise her to be one of them but she's sending me messages.
Thing is, a friend of mine also likes her but he's hopelessly in the friend zone. I never contacted her, only met her a couple of times through him and generally never gave her much attention, but she seems to be wanting it.
Like she always suggested we go out sometime when I said I like cakes a lot, and when I said I do artwork she suggested I hit her up online because "she's big on the internet" (does streaming, cosplay and other "nerdy" things)
I also don't wanna cuck my friend even though it's painful to see him orbiting and getting jealous whenever a guy talks to her.

What should I do man? What can I do? If there's ever a chance I'd hate to miss because she's a unicorn. Tall, sexy, rich, smart as fuck. On the other hand, I'm aware she has a lot of orbiters and she's probably just fucking with me as she did so many others including my buddy.

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Ex-roomate owes me $500 in water and electricity bills and refuses to pay me saying that he "barely used the water and electricity in these months" when he clearly fucking did. He just moved two blocks away from my current flat and I know what his car is.
I am trying to figure out ways to fuck his car up. No explosions or fire or anything that could potentially harm him.
Any ideas?

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>neighbors (don't know who) dumping smelly trash in my bin

What can I do?

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So I still have a bad afterglow after taking my first psychadelic, which was about 180 micrograms of LSD. It's been roughly a week so far after I took it on the 4th of Saturday. Again, I have posted here before and I just wanted to update what's been happening so far...

I'm still seeing things, albeit little things within a blurry vision and feeling very cognitively dumb and nervous still. I can't focus on my thoughts anymore, well more strongly than I used to. And I still can't relax/sleep due to the nervousness/anxiety and uncontrolled thoughts. Whenever I think of positive thoughts, those quickly go away and are asserted by negative thoughts. Tried taking HTP-5 to alleviate the dysphoria but it hasn't really worked, in fact it gave me more head agitation when I took 100 mg of the stuff rather than taking 50 mg of it. I had taken about 2 halves some days before because I was worried the full pill would do more damage, which it did a little bit after taking it another day.

I think I'm going to stay off any drugs for awhile, I'm still worried I won't change back to normal during this week.

Any other advice you can give me, /adv/?