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>>18085171
Go to a populated city like new york city or los angeles. Next, Buy a nice brown t shirt and paint a svastik on it. Svatik is an ancient inidan symbol that means good luck. Finally, you will want to master a nice greeting for public. Extend your right arm at a 60 degree angle.

You will be memeing like a master in no time

>>/s4s/

>>18085152

you should probably go to a trade school, then pursue your boxing dream so on the off chance that something goes wrong and you can't box anymore, you'll at least have a backup to rely on.

>>18085152
Amateur boxers don't make jack, and there's a 99% chance you will never make it big. Only the big boys make enough money to retire comfortably, but most of them have brain damage anyways.

A lot of people don't enjoy their jobs, even if it pays them big bucks. This is why you get a degree in something relevant that pays well, and then pursue your real hobbies with that money.

>>18085152
Military

>>18085113
>he says while posting a meme

>>18085165
>he replies using meme arrows

>>18085104

idk i think all the processed food and fake sugar tricks the reward center part of the brain to make you think you're happy so once you get healthy again you think you need it to be happy but the truth is you just reset your brain to respond naturally so you just have to make an effort in life to make yourself happy instead of thinking it'll just happen naturally i guess

So you did all those.thinking it would lead you to happiness.

Did it lead you to happiness? No right?

True happiness is a path that is hard but noble.

You have been working on your body, but happiness comes from within. I can't tell you how but it's certainly achievable with the right mind.

>>18085104
Drop acid or mushrooms. It might change your entire outlook on life.

>>18084983

>date three girls
>each one dates someone else
>but IM UPSET BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I DATED ALL 3 I HAVENT FOUND A 4TH YET

so basically you're upset becuase one of them managed to move on and you havent yet.

>people are better off without me
>why shoudl i bother.

i agree! good thread.

>>18084983

playing my totem
I inflated my blossoms
throughout my luggage

Nobody's perfect.

You've already wrote the answer to your question.

Successful people fail a lot. Failing repeatedly is how they eventually became successful.

Google "Warren Buffet failures", I'm sure some good stuff will come up.

>>18084940

>I see normies fail and get right over it.

your eyes are lying to you

>>18084928

what makes you think in 25 years you'll hold yourself to that? do you think future you is going to say 'OH WELL IM PERFECTLY HAPPY EVEN THOUGH THIS PHYSICIST THING DIDN'T GO ANYWHERE, BUT OLD ME MADE A PROMISE SO IM GONNA KILL MYSELF LUL

>>18084928
What state are you in and how much financial aid are you receiving? Tulane is a good school, but it might not be worth the debt unless your state school is complete trash.

>>18084928
> my family is poor
Same situation here anon, but taxpayers will put you through college. Then in the next 8 years, you will return the favor. This was my financial aid package, from a poor, White trash family who lived on government assistant:
> UC Santa Cruz
> Tuition approx. $28,000/year for me
> Cal Grant: $12,000/year; ($6k/semester)
> Federal Pell Grant: $6,000; ($3,000/semester)
> School Grant: $7,000; ($3,500/semester)

I only had to take out a $2,000 Federal Student Loan to help pay for textbooks and online classes. This is the only perk of growing up poor, anon. University is essentially free for us.

>>18084927

snake loiter to her
I approved and pondered more
I made furniture

>>18084927
It's ok to feel that way. The best way to deal with that is to find someone who needs to be needed.

I'm that kinda person, and I fit well with girls that are kinda clingy or need constant reassurance.

When a girl isn't anxious like you, it makes me feel like something's wrong.

>>18084949
Yeah, but that's not healthy. It's just two people with problems feeding off each other

>>18084896
Not really.
Someone women just have their emotional needs manifest in different ways. Like how some guys must be in control and dominant with emotions.
Its actually a way they put a border around their emotional needs.

>>18084896

It means don't get her pregnant because she's conditioning you into finding daddy/daughter incest hot.

Next thing you know you have an 18 year old version of her that you legally can't touch, but most likely inherited the same degeneracy genes leading to her being fucking into you.
Ultimately creating the most sexually tense situations ever, while your now wife constantly worries that something is actually going on and thinks you're a creep despite the fact she unwittingly conditioned you to be like this.

>>18084896

Generally girls like that tend to have unresolved emotional problems, daddy issues and potential sexual trauma. At least in my experiences. Big red flag.

Yes for private, No for federal type of student loans.
Now that I've answered your question, I'll throw my opinion on it: you're a dumbass if you do that. Student loans are non negotiable whether or not you complete your education. That means they don't care if you file bankruptcy when shtf. You ever heard of 100% garnishment? Yeah. Loan a different loan if you need extra money. Use student loans for school only if I were you.

>>18084892
Maybe. Have you checked how much tuition and living expenses are going to be for the school you want to go to? Have you checked to see how much money you can get in a loan?

>>18084735
Removing someone shitty from your life is good enough.

Being a righteous asshole to someone else rarely turns out to be as satisfying in real life as it is in your head.

If you're not happy in your relationship you're just wasting both your own and her time.

Do yourself a favor and cut it off. Relationships are supposed to be enjoyable and beneficial.

Get as girlfriend of your own.

Problem solved.

>>18084730
If it were that easy I wouldnt be on this board lol

>>18084738
You got a bunch of friends and they have girlfriends who have friends. Tell them to set you up with someone.

Half the people on this board have nobody at all they could turn to.

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>>18084707
1. Find a picture of a hairstyle you like.

2. Show picture

You could also try going to a hairdresser instead of a barber. They seem to be better at styling thicker, longer hair, and don't go so short. That's what I did

>>18084707
I usually get a Hitler youth kinda deal, 2 on the sides and scissor cut on the top combed to the side. But everyone's face is different if you post a pic we can do recommendations.

>>18084677
Nice bait

>>18084677
>and my manager says if its found out he could get fired and possibly the whole branch gets shut down.

Unless you're branch is severely under performing and on the brink of being closed already, he's a lying sack of shit trying to save his own ass.

>>18084677
>>18084677

It's not your problem, you didn't hire him. If he is nice, you get along and he does his job well, I wouldn't do anything.

>>18084644

>over use

its called OVER use for a reason. as a guy i find emojis annoying and generally insincere. i like when people use them ironically or sarcastically, but beyond that it feels like someones trying to be manipulative or role playing and it bugs me.

girls supposedly like em more.

>>18084644
That's normal in Germany. If you don't use many emoji people think something is wrong with you^^

>>18084644
It's funny when they're used rarely and only to be sarcastic and ironic in a meta way. Other than that, it's fucking annoying and it's cringe when someone uses them seriously.

Nothing hurts my soul more than seeing emojis next to a "deep" quote on a profile. I think people need to realize that they AREN'T unique or special in anyway.