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>>18086703

knight her queen, and then checkmate her,

>how do i get in her pants

you get in her pants, be aggressive, but not all worshippy, dont compliment her, just say what you want to do to her. also, if it gets to the fug, be fucking ROUGH and breath well or youll come in 2 secs flat.

>>18086698

first and foremost keep celery around wherever you are. in the fridge at work, at home, buy a couple stlaks for a friends house. that way when you're hungry you can say 'i need to eat celery'.

and if you dont eat it, well you're not really hungry you're just craving.

write down a reminder that the hunger you feel is what it feels like to lose weight.

and when you really are just hungry celery or greenbeans only. even a pound of greenbeans is like 140 calories. you would get full off a full pound of greenbeans trust me.

>>18086698

If you're eating smaller meals, it's fine to add light snacks between meals. Eat fruit or veggie or something like that between meals if you feel like it. Letting yourself go hungry is the worst thing to do, because it will increase the likelyhood that you give into urges and also over eat during meals.

>>18086675

kinda. it depends on how often you do this, but obviously its a slippery slope.

I let men suck my dick for cash when times are tough. and even though its just like 2 or 3 months out of the year, it has a toll on your psyche. you begin to think of sexual relations as 'what can i get out of this'. in short it kinda makes you like a woman.

i found myself talking to guys and not really leading them on but not out right rejecting them, waiting to see what i could possibly get out of it, not necessarily cash but anything.

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You went out of your way to go ask this question on /adv/, one of 4chan's most niche boards.

You're pretty much already set on doing it, why do you waste your time?

Well youd be a prostitute, so thats something

>>18086607
Do you want advice on how to stop being a criminal, get a job, and be a functional member of society or not?

What country are you in?

>>18086625
>What country are you in?
Can't see why that's relevant, let's say the worse part of europe.
>Do you want advice on how to stop being a criminal, get a job, and be a functional member of society or not?
Well, that too I guess, but I'm more concerned about the people theat fall into my scam. (i know how strange that sound)
These people are really strange, I'm worried this will happen to me if I continiue living this lifestyle.

>>18086594
I hate when people talk like this, you need to get over yourself dude. Like not everyone is looking at you. In fact I don't think people even care really and if they do, it's their problem not yours. It's ridiculous to think that.

>>18086594

Canada challenged
until the water imagined
and the blossoms played

>>18086509
>he doesn't deet the skeet

You don't, they're superior to us.

Buy several toads and keep them loose in your room. With luck, they'll eat all of the mosquitoes, while also providing an aesthetically pleasing croaking sound at all hours.

tl;dr

How to not feel insecure about how I look like, when there isn't even a real problem?

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Bump because I've got similar problems. I'm 19 and can't stand my own face because I have a round face and slightly chubby cheeks when it feels like everyone else has a crazy jawline. It's not like I'm ugly though, it could be a lot worse. I look average but still feel super self-conscious and inferior around other people.

>>18086393
Wondering what you've done with your life and whether it's all worth it is normal - and possibly even beneficial, because it can lead you to a new appreciation of what you've got.

Trying to recapture your lost youth with a red sports car or a young mistress is not.

>>18086543
You are correct. For me, it's a massive wave of regret that has me asking for extra-marital sex (with permission, which hurts my wife's feelings and was not granted). Also, wife is putting a lot of work into her career and succeeding, while I am stuck in a dead-end job and feel trapped. Modern marriage sometimes involves resentment, but too much of it is bad for both parties.

I appreciate your insight about evaluating your life. I think much of my problem is that I am unhappy and afraid I can't make adjustments to help me make peace with the way things are. Thank you for the advice.

>engage in foreplay
>make sure condom isn't past its expiration date
>put condom on boner
>move your hips in a way that feels good until you come

It's not rocket science.

It should be pretty awesome assuming you are young. You'll be like, "Oh fuck yes, any kind of sex."

But you might have to try like three times if you are nervous. Try just be as chill as possible. Despite what popular bullshit you hear circulating, both men and women really need to be in the right mood for sex. Anxiety and stuff like that can ruin it, easily. So just chill.

if you eat the pussy like a madman with good technical understanding of how it works (and if she has a clit that's not microscoping) she will probably be happy with you.

also look up erogenous zones and learn a bit about foreplay and caressing in general. It's kind of like petting a dog desu, it feels very nice.

>>18086359
Has no one on 4chan ever heard of Google?

>What's wrong with me
You're a huge reposting faggot who needs to get the fuck back to /r9k/

Had the same thing for some reason. Its just a fase. You will get over it.

You're hanging around 4chan too much, that's what's happening

Tell her what you told us. That anecdotal evidence is pretty useless, and teach her how to make an educated opinion.

>>18086133
Don't engage in arguments with them, say ok and move on with your day.

>>18086146
this...


you aren't supposed to talk to women... you just say things that they want to hear, which is very little and usually exists in the form of: uh huh, yeah, okay, sure, that's great, awesome, you're fine, no you're not crazy, i understand... etc.

you can't bring logic into the equation, it's too much for them

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>>18086090
Meditation helped me a lot. You learn how to be more aware of your body and control it better.
You could wear a bracelet while you're in class/studying or in other situations where you look at your arms a lot. You need to associate the bracelet with "relaxing your stomach". Whenever you see it, you'll voluntarily relax it.

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Weight loss guy here. Sorry for the sideways pic related. You need time and a new sense of self. Do you still try to get out of your own way when you walk past a full length mirror at the mall?

Go see a doctor of your choice and let him give you a certificate with whatever illness suits you.

>>18086070
Can you talk to your professor and ask to take the test earlier? In fact, if you should check with all of your professors about possible tests and work during the week you'll be missing.

I suppose you could try lying, and if you have a friendly doctor you might get away with it. If you get discovered however, that sort of thing is probably against code of conduct and can get you expelled. Better not tell anyone, or post pictures on social media.

>I doubt I'll ever get another chance at a holiday like this.

Kind of sucks that you're planning on being poor for the rest of your life. Why exactly are you going to a university, if not at least partially to put yourself into a better position in terms of job and earnings?

>>18086019

You need to find your way into those circles.

I ended up surrounded by people like that because of a job I have. If you don't fall in with people like that as friends to meet more people like that then honestly your best bet is to work for and around them and if your head is on straight they will like you.

>>18086019
Meetup.com

A lot of community colleges have hiking classes. I'm in my cc hiking class and its awesome. And the teacher is sexy as fuck.

So I don't seem like the former* i fucked that up

>>18085983
Practice your social skills until you feel comfortable. You have to allow yourself to be bad at something before you can get good at it.