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I love you, anon.

>>18101190
I appreciate that. Even though it's just a message board.

>>18101197
Get a new hobby, eat healthy, drink lots of water, get with another girl(one night stands are usually not very helpful, so maybe look into something more), start running, stop your self-destruction, stop letting some cunt ruin your hapiness you weak crybaby, choose life.

>>18101180
how long has it been?

Look at yourself in the mirror and realize how much of an idiot you're being.

>>18101183
8 months
>>18101186
Care to elaborate?

Ask him if he knows anyone who's hiring. Most jobs are gotten from word of mouth from friends/family.

Has your boyfriend been to your place? Does he know how much stuff you have and how much there would be to move?

Also I agree with you, don't move. It's pointless

>>18101154
OP stop being a bitch and move in with him.

Where do you live?

>>18101158
What is your purpose?

>>18101169
I'll come over and punch you on the nose for being such a fucking idiot.

>>18101138
Your anxiety and especially procrastination does not stop me from judging you.
The fact you think that's an excuse makes me judge you anymore.


Regardless, college is a scam so I have no issue with people cheating the system, so do your first plan. Telling a doctor "Uh, give me a free pass because I didn't study and am rightly anxious and regretful for not studying" is probably going to just make them laugh at you.
Say your elbow feel funny or whatever other bullshit you got and say nothing about your test.

Also find out if your teacher requires a specific note at all if you can do so without directly asking. At my school so long as the bill has a date and time on it, which most do, you can just show the bill as proof of going. Otherwise just make sure you tell the doc you need some sort of note to miss class. I wouldn't mention the test.

Also if you academic future really is important to you, then fucking get your shit together, kick your own ass into gear or accept the consequences.

>>18101147
Very cold dude, but thanks for the advice. I suppose you're on the side of "there's no such thing as people with psychological issues, only lazy people" of things, but that's a whole other topic. Option 1 it is.

>>18101152
This is legit advice and I wholeheartedly agree.

Sorry for bumping again

>>18101120
Yes.

>>18101120
Are you sure?

Really need the help guys

>>18101118
First of all, it's not a refund, it's a deduction. There is a difference.

The person who pays the interest gets the deduction. Period.

Instead of being enslaved by your animal instincts maybe you should try improving yourself. Sex will come naturally when you become gud at life.

>>18101109 #
>maybe you should try improving yourself

Saying that to a guy that's been cheated on? That is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. He's not looking for sex, he's trying to forget about it.

Just tough it out man, play videogames or something.

>>18101106

Not sure what country you're in, but have you considered visiting a brothel?

If you rejected him straight up after he asked if he could have a turn then you'd be a little bit of a cunt, but the fact that he just made some shitty passive aggressive comment puts you in the clear completely. If he wants to play, be nice or go buy his own console, you don't owe him anything.

>>18101101
you in the living room using communal TV? Then maybe he want to use TV which is cool.
If you're using your TV in your room and system etc then you don't have to especially if you're using it to entertain yourself at the time. It would be kind of you to let him play it when youre not though.

>>18101119

I'm playing in the living room, but he has his own TV to watch in his room (my room's TV is currently broken), with systems and a cable box.

He huffed and puffed when I took the console to bed last night, but I played for another two hours or so in my room.

He never hangs out in the living room, so this isn't a matter of him wanting to watch tv and chill and be pals, he just wants to play the console and the game.

You are an adult, enjoy toiling away until you're dead.

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>>18101097
Well my friend up until the end of the green text it sound pretty good to me. Icba reading as comment is too long but stick with it it seems that you're self sufficient which is good. Try get a hobby that will get you out of house occasionally and you're sussed :)

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>>18101105
>>18101110
Is this really what adulthood is like? Just doing the same shit over and over again hoping to get a leg up someday only to have something seemingly out of your control push you back to the bottom of the hole and watch you climb back up again?

I honestly feel like I only have a another year or so but I fucking snap and do something drastic. Everyday I'm noticing something new about the world that I didn't yesterday and it always disappoints/discourages me.

>self sufficient
Hardly. I'm a parasite living off my dad atm. He drives me to and from work and pretty much anywhere else I need to go. He pays for all the food in house. He pays the vast majority of the bills as well.

I keep myself from feeling like a 100% piece of shit by giving him a few bucks every month. I tell myself that I'm contributing and helping him out but it's such a little amount that it probably doesn't it pay for the expenses I alone take up.

Also the "Play vidya, jerk off, or watch netflix" all happens right in front of pc. I literally sit in front of this screen all day and do these 3 things. Swapping between each one as my mood changes. If it wasn't for having to go to the bathroom or needing to eat I probably would never move from this spot during the weekend.

Yo, drop the fuckin' movie. Horrible date idea unless you've been in a relationship for a while. Just don't do it, bro. Go to the park instead. I hope she's paying for her meal, too.

I'd jack off before the date because you seem to be putting her on a pedestal which means you are at high risk of messing up. Do it 1-2 hours before the date.

Coffee date is good but a movie doesn't involve much face to face time so it's not a good first date choice. You should try and fit a walk in the park or dinner before the movie, you want to feel comfortable sitting next to each other in silence for 90 minutes at the movie.

On first dates I usually just greet them with a hug and smile, then compliment their outfit

>Hey it's nice to meet you/see you. I love your outfit.
>"thank you OP! :3 it's nice to see you too"

Make sure you are leading the way, make sure she is just following your lead the whole time. Open the door for her, guide her through with your hand, keep conversations going by asking her questions about herself. Avoid talking about yourself unless she asks, and when she does be brief then return back to asking her questions. She should be doing 90% of the talking, you just react to her answers in an attractive way and show interest in who she is. Don't do interview questions, just feel out what she likes to talk about (girls love talking about themselves. Nostalgic topics are also common first date talk.)

Don't treat her like a girlfriend and don't even think about girlfriend/relationship stuff. Focus on having a fun date. that's all that matters right now. Always be asking yourself "will this response make me more attractive/desirable/etc." You'll get in the zone quick if you stay relaxed

Don't ask to hold her hand or any weird shit, but you should go for a goodnight kiss. Don't bring up second dates or anything, at the end of the night just give her another hug but slightly longer. 95% sure she'll be down for a kiss so don't feel afraid to give her a quick goodnight kiss. Then just say "I had fun" and head out for the night.

pt 2 below

Movies in my opinion are shit for a first date. Be somewhere you get a chance to get to know each other, movies you're forced to sit there quietly and in all seriousness is fucking useless unless you guys are looking for an excuse to make out.

With that being said, considering your date is already planned don't bail on part of it because it'll send bad signals to her, spend plenty of time beforehand grabbing coffee getting to know one another and make her laugh and feel relaxed, if you can't bring yourself to make the move in the cinemas or the mood isn't right for a cuddle/kiss then just play it safe, some girls are more conservative and won't want to even kiss, but a cuddle or arm around their shoulder usually is fine with like 99% of people.

Best of luck bro

There's foreplay for that.
On another note, how do old people find anonymous sex? this is a question that will soon be applicable to me.

>>18101083
Theres foreplay for what?

>>18101078

Thats a lie that some men tell themselves to avoid the humiliation of being a terrible lover or having too small/big of a dick for their partner.

It is also a lie some women tell themselves to justify staying with a terrible match or so they dont feel bad that their body is essentially broken and inferior compared to other women.

>>18101070

Tell them you'd prefer to drive because you have a phobia about car accidents as a passenger.

>>18101070
Drive a train there. It's highly likely that her friends aren't qualified to operate one so you're all good there.

>>18101072

I have but it's her friend's car that we're taking (I offered my car and she won't budge on it for some reason) and her friend wants to drive from our state to like halfway there, she just told me.

So that's four hours of driving that I definitely will feel like dying in. I know this whole thing is stupid and immature on my part but I just have this one button that she keeps pressing. This is a really nuanced fear that I'm currently going to counseling for and trying to work on, and it doesn't really impede my life (besides her). I'm getting really bent out of shape over it because I know it upsets her but it also bothers me because it's a completely avoidable situation.

>>18101073
I just said I can't take trains. There is no train there anyway. I was thinking about taking a flight worst case scenario.

>>18101054
Easy. Cure your depression.

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Take this brain-altering pill, It'll do you good!

*side effects include; thoughts of suicide among others

Im not saying this is the best cure for depression but going to a doctor and getting a therapist really worked for me. As long as you keep an open mind and openly talk about your issues, you will slowly gain control over your depression. My phsychiatrist also prescribed me anti dperessants, the one I was prescribed was Prozac. Honestly it works wonders for me, it took a couple weeks for my body to adjust to the medication, but now I can easily stop myself whenever I have bad thoughts. Don't be afraid to reach out to others for help, there is always someone out there who cares, but it is your job to seek them out. Don't try to fight depression alone, it will almost always be a losing battle. I wish I could share more advice but I'm typing this on my phone in an uber ride home. Anyway, that was my two cents.. I wish you the best of luck man.