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I have an average size penis but small ejaculations. This has been true my whole life. Every indication is that a healthy man "shoots" out a half-shot-glass of ejaculate where as I have only ever dribbled a few drops.
Should this be a cause for concern?
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Probably, do you wank alot every day?
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How do you masturbate? Describe your technique.
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>>18112076
I often go a week between wanks

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Which of these is better:

>Jiu-Jitsu/Muay Thai School
>The people there think I'm too intense sometimes, but they're not openly mean or critical
>Some people have told me I'm too aggressive though? I can't even tell honestly
>Somewhat informal at times, not a huge amount of structure
>Going there will feel awkward because some guy got mad at me the last time I went there
>School is somewhat expensive
>A lot of classes available in the week

or

>Akido/Krav Maga School with some Jiu-Jitsu and Taekwondo techniques
>Very strict compared to the other school
>People seem friendly, but the strictness makes me anxious about being social and keeping my autism in check
>School is much cheaper
>Not as many classes per week
>They don't know as much Jiu-Jitsu it seems, but they say it doesn't matter
>For example, I rolled with one of the black belts, and managed to sweep him, and get him in side control, plus avoided an ankle lock
>Apparently he got his black belt after five years? Is that normal?
>Say they won't allow me to attend another school if I go there
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>>18112048
The first one. Definitely the first one.
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>>18112052
Can I ask why? I'm a naive yellow belt and have no idea what I'm doing
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it depends on what you want out of your training.

assuming neither one is a bullshit school, the JJ training tends to give a more direct feedback on what you're studying. "if I do this, opponent can get a choke on me and i have to give up." Its a pretty power correction compared to striking training, where punches have to be pulled all the time for practical reasons, making it hard to gauge your technique.

as far as attitude, it sounds like you've already decided.

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When should a relationship be ended?

Should a boring relationship be ended?
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>>18112040
if you think its boring you have to ask your self why you entered it in the first place, and reevaluate your values. it should be ended whenever you feel like you dont love them anymore.
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>>18112051
Things used to be exciting. Things are kinda boring now. I dunno if it's the transition from high school to adult life that killed the buzz, but things have changed since.
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>>18112058
In the same place as you, ever since college started things have been not the same, and boring af

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At work, a female co-worker asked if I had gum. I replied by pointing fingers at my mouth that was chewing gum in it and I said yes. She facepalmed in embarrassment for me. Offended? Sexual harassment?

I doubled down on the joke right then at a passing female co-worker, by pointing at my chewing mouth and asking want gum? She said no awkwardly.
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First part probably wasn't bad as long as you made it clear you were lightly joking. No clue why you made an unsolicited joke at the second employee at all. Even friends or significant others wouldn't find that joke funny, let alone a random coworker. All in all, probably best to not make these jokes again, especially to random coworkers that are only that, coworkers, and nothing more.
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Was the joke bad because it was childish, crude, sexual? I was kinda not focused.
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>>18112012
no shes just being a bitch

How can one feel like they are trapped in a girl's body with the mind of a guy and vice versa? How can you "feel" like a guy or a girl trapped in anything if you've never even experienced being one in the first place?
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>>18111997
They don't know, all they know is that they feel 'wrong' as the person they are. 'Uncomfortable in their own skin', feels like they're 'in the wrong body', etc. It sounds like severe anxiety more than anything, but I'm no doctor. Nowadays we actually have the technology to turn such uncomfortable people into the gender they thought they were supposed to be, only for them to discover that their bodies weren't the source of their problems at all.
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>>18111997
If you're a girl you're a girl. You can be masculine and act like a guy but you're still a girl. There's no such thing as being trapped inside a body that's not yours. Your body is yours and pumping it full of drugs won't help things.
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>>18111997
its low self esteem, not entrapment.

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Okay guys so, I've known this chick for 4 years ish and she had just asked me if i wanted to get "freaky", and you know she's probably the only woman I would date cause she pretty, nice etc.

Thing is I have a boyfriend, also I'm a girl, ( which isn't really a problem, I'd go gay for her all the way ) and idk how to respond to this cause holy shit, do I tell my bf? Like ask her to join in on what we have or??? Cause I mean hey, I've even told other dudes that Id hit that. I've even told my bf too lmao.
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>>18111984
Hit it first, then ask her if she wants to join your bf. If we're going for maximum fun we might as well spread it around to everyone we can. If your either one says no at least you'd have already hit it, and if they say yes then all three of you can get down.
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>>18112000
I can dig it like, I've thought this chick was fine for a long time but i didn't think she was into me lmao. I'll see if me and her can hang, ill prolly talk to her in person tomorrow. Like she has a nice ass and boobs, pretty face too. She's chill to talk to and would explain why she always hits my ass but lmao thought she was playing
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it's absolutely the same as if it were a man asking you this. Anything that would be cheating in that situation, is cheating in this situation.

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How do I as a 6'3 chubby man, get some? I hear you can get a "hookup" on tinder but that sounds like a Chad meme. Other than my chub I am pretty handsome I think(except for rapist smile syndrome) I have lots of money saved up from being frugal but since prostitution is illegal I don't know where to start. Do I just make a tinder account selling myself as a sugar daddy? Or is there a better way? Pic unrelated mostly
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You don't. And you don't need to, you won't die because of starvation of sex. 21st century woman is a no no
why do you think masturbation is not enough anyway, there're also fleshlights which doesn't has potential aids
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>>18111973
If you have money just go on a trip where prostitution is legal.

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What are some cool, realistic promises I can make? I will really keep a promise for the rest of my life. I promised I will never react negatively to anyone ever again, meaning I won't intentionally harm anyone or any animal physically or mentally on purpose ever again.
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>>18111955
make a promise to always keep at least one plant alive in your home. I like to grow basil on my window. it smells nice.
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Promise to suck your dads dick in hell
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>>18111955

life long promises tend not to work. morality fluctuates.

I got shorted on my paycheck a couple weeks ago, and it's supposed to be applied to my next check, my car payment came out today, putting me $90 in overdraft. So now I'm about to sign a short-term loan agreement online which will put $100 in my account, but it has an $18 fee attached. This is better than the $50 NSF fee and the trouble of rearranging my payment, but being in the position I'm in, I'd prefer to actually have that money available. I could stretch that a week for food if I needed to.

Granted that it's 10:40 PM here, I'm considering waiting until morning (6ish am) to see if my paycheck will hit before the payment is reversed and I'm charged for the nsf. Am I wrong in assuming that it will not happen outside business hours?

Side-note: My department was taken over by a 3rd party company, which I'm now working for. This will be my first paycheck from this company, and I was told it would be Thursdays. It's one of those companies where the owner seems to make things up as he goes, but my bank posts my paychecks at around 5 am every payday, so I can rely on that much.

>tl;dr:
>I'm $90 in overdraft, will it go NSF outside business hours?
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You should keep a healthy buffer of money in your account for shit like this. If you can't afford to do that then you are living beyond your means.
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>>18111957
I don't have bills outside of essentials and my car, which I committed to when I was in a better place (even then, my payments are low and I make more from having it), but I was unemployed for 6 months and I'm just catching up now. Paid off 2 collectors in the last month, so my "healthy buffer" will have to wait another couple months.

If I don't have a car and phone, I can't meet and accommodate new clients for my side-hustle. Everything else is rent and utilities. Not to say things couldn't be better, but I shouldn't need to say that everything isn't just perfect for anybody from birth to death.

If it wasn't already obvious, this doesn't help with my current issue.

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Ok it might seem absolutely trivial but recently my father is building two triplex which he worked hard for. I helped him a lot and I felt proud so I posted a status on facebook with pictures of it, showing the progress.

However, father said I shouldn't have because it makes people jealous of you and you look like an asshole bragging and showing off. Keep in my I only post once every few months and I am concerned that people will start to envy me and that I may look like "the rich kid is showing off"

What are your thoughts?
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>>18111936
Do it if it helps your status.
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I would say it depends on the type of person who sees these Facebook posts. personally I would be interested to see how its coming together and not be jealous. considering the infrequency of the posts I would think its not enough to cause people to think your showing off. I geuess it depends on what you say with the posts could you give an example?
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>>18111969
I just wrote: "Construction is going well!"

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what are some general tips on not being an intimidating asshole?
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>Talk softly
>don't lean over people
>wear a cute hat
>dress smart/cute/colourful
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>>18112031
I tried that, people called me a faggot that way
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>>18111911
its probably your face that gives off the asshole part idk i have the same problem, yet i have a shy voice.

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So there is this girl I first met in Middle School something like 6 years ago.By the time I didn't even noticed her, more likely I didn't notice or was interested in any girl.So she had just arrived in my country(this beautiful and fucked place called Brazil).She came from Portugal,so language wasn't a problem for her.We both live very close, something like 300 meters, and I discovered it when she started to take the same bus as me.Middle School ended and I didn't even said a "hi" for her.I was and I still am a coward when it is about girls,nothing that I gave so much care,but I think I should.

So I entered High School and discovered she was in the same school as me,but this time I felt something for her that I cannot describe.This feeling that makes your stomach vibrates and your heartbeat accelerate,I think people call it falling in love.But as usual,I tried to not give it so much attention.I think it's kinda like normal for guys who aren't exactly blessed with a good genetic to try to avoid this because you know that you're going to be disappointed.

But with a second of courage I called her on Facebook.She responded and we started messaging.In school I started talking to her and again we were taking the same buses.By the time it was all about being friends I thought.But fuckin fellings happened and I told her what I was felling about her.She told me the usual bullshit that girls talk to a guy when they want to say no but in a sweet and friendly way.But in my mind I didn't accepted that,not the way I think I should.So after about 8 months of talking to her I stopped.I stopped answering her messages and started to ignore her when she came talk to me.The last time we spoke I said to her that it was best for both of us to not talk anymore,not even be friends.She said that I was acting like a child and she couldn't simply starting wanting to me be more than a friend to her,she couldn't like me the eay I liked her.After that we never talked again.
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That was about 3 years ago.No I'm not 16 this is Brazil.We end up High School with 17yo to 18yo.Mine school has a 4 years graduation way so by now I am 18 to 19yo.

During these 3 years I tried to avoid her the maximum I could just so I didn't have to look that beautiful face and start to feel bad for regreting my decisions.

All changed last friday.Came home and as usual didn't even enter my Facebook because I know there is nothing much there to see but other's people happiness.Started playing some games and just for disappoint me more with life,I opened Facebook.There it was, I had a message from someone.There it was the message I never expected.She send me a fucking text about 600 words talking about a lot of things.I couldn't believe it.She said that she regreted the moment she declined me, the times she tried to piss me off talking to other guys when I was next to her.

After reading it about 4 times I answered her.I told her all I was still feeling for her during this time.Yesterday we met.We kissed a lot and started talking.I didn't felt so happy makes a long time.Until she said:

"Hey anon, I'm gonna live in Portugal again with my family,sorry we didn't made the right decisions and stayed together all these years"

Is there a reason to enjoy living anymore?

Ps:she didn'd said when but in the next month maybe.
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>>18111953
Nah there is no reason to live after that. Got a little wounded by a girl as a teenager, if you don't kill yourself you'll be dead inside forever.

Trust me it's like science
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Oh man you're cruel like hell.I know I'm gonna find other girls and probably forget her sometime.But I wrote this about when things seems to go right they go wrong.Looks like a natural law.I know I'm pretty young and shouldn't bother about this but I'm not a Chad.I really like her and when you realize a person you like or love is leaving it is impossible to feel ok.

why must there be pain? Just getting tapped in the balls playfully hurts so bad, and the pain evolves into this miserable lingering ache... That's just from a playful TAP to the balls from the back of a girls weak, slender fingers.

Why why why? I am getting uncomfortable thinking of how bad some people suffer, if just a mere tap in the nuts hurt this bad, how does it feel to break a bone or get some severe chronic pain?
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Why is someone slapping your balls.
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>>18111902
>why
>believing the 'there's a reason for everything' meme

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how the fuck do I stop being so destructively lazy and stop wasting hours on internet on basically nothing? I never get any work done because of this. Every time I have to do something important (but not urgent) like homework or personal work I can't seem to stop putting it off until there's no time left or until I'm cramming and I half ass everything. It's got to the point where my GPA is suffering and the last few months of my life has felt like a blur. Focusing on one single thing for more than 30 minutes drains the fuck out of me for whatever reason, and I feel like it's almost impossible to do anything without being completely sidetracked by some thought (irrelevant or not) about something. I have 0 work ethic and concentration doesn't come to me unless I overthink to an autistic level, what the fuck am I doing wrong? Would this happen less if I just got a job or what? I already lift and run the entire week and I already "picked up passions" but none of that seems to result in much of a change.
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Ritalin? I sometimes feel I need a "focus" drug to work better or feel more motivated, or dedicated to something. Never tried ritalin myself, but a part of me is curious to try it for this reason.
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>>18111894
I'm in the same boat as you, OP, but I know that in theory routine and scheduling will fix all of our problems.

Meaning that you should see how long you can focus on the things you need to do in one session and allocate that amount of time to a certain time on the clock every single day and just do work for that amount of time. E.g. you retain focus for 30 minutes then every day at 12 you do math homework for 30 minutes. The amount of time and hour you do this in is crucial, you need to prime your brain to study at this time.

Eventually you'll be able to go for longer and longer amounts of time, in theory.

I suggest the Pomodoro technique when you get into a mojo, when I wasn't in a rut I used to use it to a decent amount of success. Taking yourself to a designated place to study and blocking 4chan and other distractions will help also, I know these last two tips for a fact as it's been mine experience.
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>>18111894
You just need to be properly motivated. You need to think about your goals and what it will feel like when you achieve them and remind yourself of what will happen if you don't do what you need to do. If you're not sufficiently motivated then you're going to have a hard time and you should think about doing something that you really actually want to do.

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For some reason I have an incredible fetish for violating girls. Like showing their nudes to people or telling them to send me nudes even if they're uncomfortable with it and sometimes I mess with girls saying I showed all their nudes to my friends and they said they were hot

Why? I literally jizz like 3 times in a row with this
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>>18111889
Why? Could it be porn? Do you feel that youre objectifying these girls?
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>>18111889
Hahaha what have I become.... Maybe you enjoy exposing them for laughs and jack it too all the nodes as a side affect of having nudes of girls you speak to?
Well played sir but srsly they will hate you for this so watch your step
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>>18111899
I have no clue I started looking at porn like amateur stuff of girls nudes and it just started and it literally became my fetish. Like it makes me hard as fuck and about to explode no matter what.

I think it has to do with girls being stupid and whores and sexual frustration from when I was younger

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