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20 year old Male. I am training to become a pilot. and at my work place there are too many women that I am not interested in dating, going after me, How do I reject them without making them upset or angry? (everybody there is crazy and I worry for my well being.)

Also I'm thinking about getting a girlfriend a shy cute one to keep all the crazies away do you think she would be put in danger by dating me?

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So long story short I have a test tomorrow morning and I didn't study. At all. College, STEM program. This test is probably roughly around 17% of my final grade, assuming scaling isn't taken into consideration (don't know if there will be scaling or not). Basically I'm an asshole and feel like a real piece of shit about it, I've been trying to change myself but I've been fucking up, I feel guilty as hell and can't tell this to anyone irl so I came here to vent a bit since at least I could admit it here I feel.

So the problem is, wtf do I do now? Do I go in tomorrow, just feel like a piece of shit unable to answer anything and hand in a blank piece of paper like "here you go bitch I didn't study anything lel"? It's already too late to study now, not like I'm gonna learn this stuff in like 2 hours. Do I try to call in sick, even though my professor is seemingly kind of a hard ass? Like, if I go in I *might* be able to get maybe a third of the thing right, maybe, but maybe not, idk. It just feels... I don't know, incredibly embarrassing. Like if I had just spent the time studying when I had the time, I'd do just fine, I'm smart, but I didn't and I can't exactly hop in a time machine and go back in time. I'm basically fucked and don't know what to do.

Luckily, next week is Spring Break, and this is just 1 out of 4 tests (tests making up like 70% of the final grade). I figure I can get my shit together over that time, be prepared for the second half of the semester. But I'm panicking over what to do right now, I have no idea desu. I just want it to be over, wish someone could understand. I know if I told someone irl they'd just look at me weird like "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST STUDY? YOU HAD SO MUCH TIME!", just making me feel more like shit.

I don't know... thanks for reading at least. I'm pretty fucked but at least wanted to type this shit out.

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Hi adv...
I feel like I've kind of gone full circle on this, and now I 'd need your advice on my course of action for the future...

8 months ago, I began to have a huge sexual attraction on my partner's cousin... Attraction that she shared, and from there, every family reunion was very hot...

At the beginning I saw it as something good happening to me, something very sweet to have that complicity and that possibility.

But then it lasted. I never thought it would still last after all that time, as we did nothing !
But still it's there, and after about 6 months, it was still as strong and I began to think about doing it seriously.

All this happenned while I was having a total blast with my partner, she's the best in the world to me... And still I was so much attracted to that other woman! A real dichotomy, to me it's 2 different things, and one doesn't temper the other.

I realized more who I am really, and I started thinking about it seriously. I knew it was wrong, I knew if I did it and got caught, it would be a devastation in the family, I would loose my girlfriend, and more importantly hurt her more than anything in her life, as we really think we were made for each other.

Now it's been 8 months, and lately I've been planning seriously (practically) ways to get in touch with the other woman and see her. I know have thought out it needs to do it.

So now I know I could, and I know how. And weirdly, arranging this put off a lot of tension I had.

I'm now more calm and more reasonnable. I realize the stakes are too high and sometimes I think this is kind of the hardest test I had in my life, and that it could destroy all I have.
But still... we never talked about it with the other one, and I'd like to do that. I know her couple is in bad shape and I wouldn't want her to believe that she doesn't interests me anymore, or that she sucks. Because that's all false.

TO BE CONTINUED HERE BELOW...

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Turned 31 a few days ago, weighing in at approximately 270lbs. Father of two children 7 and 10 months, have a wife she works at a factory job I watch the little one and take the older one to and from school, I do this everyday in the evenings starting at aprox 6:30-7 pm I sit alone with the radio and begin drinking beer I average 8-10 per night never less than 7, Monday I had 13 before coming inside, through out the course of my day and basically all the hours im awake are spent thinking about what a fucking sorry excuse for a human I am much less a father and husband, I remind my self how pathetic I am and play out scenarios in which I remove myself from the equation and try to decide if it would help or hurt them in the long run. Im thirty fucking one... I know the world if full of people who would kill to have a family and for another week of life but for some reason I can not enjoy it please if anyone reading this has had similar issues and were able to over come it share the secret with me

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How much sex a week is actually normal in a relationship?

I'm currently with my second bf ever that I love and he also has a great dick. The thing is, for some reason when he's stressed out by IRL shit he doesn't want to sleep with me.
I try it all, I dress more sexily, kiss his neck, hell even outright grab his dick. But he just shoves me away.
The bf I had before, was never all that sexually satisfying, but even at the end of our almost two year relationship we had sex almost everyday, and often even multiple times a day. And overall we were way more cuddly, passionate and touching.

Now, although I cum lots of times IF he is DTF unlike in the relationship before, I don't feel truly satisfied. I have huge self-esteem issues and kind of need to know that I'm indeed attractive and pretty etc. At the beginning everything was great, and I even fulfill some of his deviant fetishes. But now, after 10 months of being together it's just once a week! And even then it's not even PiV but he just fingers me, he kind of gives off the vibe he's just doing it as a chore.

I really don't know. I'm pretty sure he doesn't cheat on me, because he's just not the kind of person to do that but still I'm so confused. I didn't really gain weight or anything.

Maybe I should add, he has a rather dominant role in bed. While this does turn me on, I can't help but notice that I feel a little bit too objectified during sex sometimes. I can't really recall when we slept with each other and were really cuddly and passionate. Like telling the other that you love them, looking deeply in the eyes etc.

How to deal with this? Am I just the weird one? ;__;
I just really want that D

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>Have new GF
>Can stay hard whole time we have sex and even sometimes after I cum I stay hard too
>But can't stay hard when she blows me

I used to fap a lot, and I still do fap from time to time. Her blowjob however cannot keep me hard. My ex could keep me hard with a blowjob, but this girl can't for some reason.

It feels great, but there just isn't enough happening if that makes sense. This is a dilemma because she desperately wants me to cum in her mouth for some reason, and is 100% determined to try and get me to blow my load solely from sucking my dick.

I can't tell if she is just bad at blowjobs (haven't had enough experience), or my dick isn't into it.

tldr how do I stay hard for blowies?

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Came here from /b/ to ask for advice:
Hey /b/, I met this girl on ig a few weeks ago. She seemed cute and she gave me her number. We've been texting basically non stop. All of a sudden today, she texts me: Anon, remember that thing you said awhile back (she jokingly said I was her husband, and we called each other husband and wife from then on) I said: yeah
Her:are you really gonna marry me in a few years?
Me: but I thought we were already married?
Her: but I mean for real
What do /b/, i'm tired of being a virgin, but then again is she to crazy to stick my dick in

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For the last 3 years I've been sick constantly. It started with what seemed like seizures but has turned into just sort of a general pain and malaise. I'm tired all the time, don't sleep well, I'm almost constantly in pain, and my vision is messed up. I have very poor depth perception and see light trails and visual static. It all started seemingly out of nowhere and never gets better. I also have these shooting pains in my abdomen that happen, usually in the morning that wrack my whole body with pain for anywhere from 30 seconds to 5 minutes. I've gone to multiple doctors and none of them ever find anything. I feel like I'm at the end of my rope with my medical care. Nothing they give me ever helps. Lately I've been more concerned because I've been having sort of hallucinations. The other day I was seeing multiple copies of the door knob of our closet pop up on the surface of the door and melt down the front of it. It's usually stuff like that, repeated or mirrored objects. I feel really worried though and my doctor keeps saying all my pain is caused by muscle spasms, but the muscle relaxants he gave me didn't help me. What should I do?

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I have to give a presentation tomorrow in uni tomorrow; I'm absolutely dreading it. Has anyone got advice for me to help with speaking in front of an audience, I go really quiet and my threat dries up.
Thanks

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So this has gone on for almost half a year now and I'm really pissed off about it now, essentially I think I've become a meme at my school and people keep trying to get reactions out of me and just trying to get under my skin

I've told them the usual "stop that already" to "piss off" but every time, even if I ask nicely they just go "xdddddd" they usually say stuff like "heyyyyy anon want to be my bf" (knowing they just want reactions/pesker me) and just trying to start the most pathetic small talk ever as a joke or something. Another thing is, they like to fake laugh at everything I do from writing something, opening a door and even walking. Its getting to me and I REALLY just want to slap one of them.

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Few days ago i met girl and today she added to my friends on Facebook.Do you think "I thought Guys should send friend request" is good starting phrase ?

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Not trying to sound sexist, but are all women mentally ill to some extent? I can't seem to find a girl who doesn't have some sort of neurological disorder.

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Hi /adv/.

I've never really been here before, but I feel like I need someone to help out or things might get worse.

I feel extremely deflated and tired all the time. I'm currently at university and my social life has pretty much never been better but in the last few weeks my physical condition has felt ridiculously low. I don't have a lot of energy to do even the most basic tasks, which is why I haven't eaten a lot recently and my appetite is taking a real hit - whenever I do eat, I'm full almost immediately. I often feel extremely dissociated from my peers (who really do love me) at random points during the day and although I think I put on a happy face when I'm around them, they're beginning to notice something isn't quite right.

I perhaps wondered if it had something to do with the upped dosages of ecstasy I've been taking on nights out, or the amount I've been drinking and smoking.

It also might have something to do with the feeling of lovesickness (which I've looked into and I think that might be part of the problem).

Has anyone got any tips on how to fix this or keep my head up so I don't let this sad patch stretch on much longer?

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This girl and I have the "endless text message" thing going on. Whenever I text her, she always responds with another thing to drag it out. I take hours upon hours to respond sometimes, other times instantly, and she always does almost instantly. Last night I think she got bored, because she responded twice with some pretty lame and one wordish answers, ending with "Wow, thats so cool!" before I just stopped responding. We're getting lunch on Friday.

Should I just not respond to that? I still want to talk with her because she makes me feel validated (she's insanely hot), but she's also probably an attention whore, as she gets literally 100-150 snapchats a day.

Any thoughts? Should I just leave it or continue?

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>started talking to a girl
>liked her, asked for a date, agrees, but says just broke up, not ready for a relationship
>we hangout occasionally
>became really close
>really compatible, we both open up
>occasional physical contact, feeling her up and all, still no kiss/sex
>really connect to her, so keep on talking, so long since this happened
>says I'm her best friend, say I don't really do friendships well
>says she keeps on thinking about ex-bf after he texted her
>lose all emotional attraction, still weirdly attached, strongly physically attracted
>stops talking to me all of a sudden, learn she's talking to her ex-bf
>hanging out and drinking
>had way over exaggerated about abuse and all, kind of disappointed
>miss her a lot, make no contact though, feel really fucked up, kind felt lost a really good friend
>feeling all weird
>starts talking to me again due to circumstances
>says she's never getting back with him
>now says I'm the only person she trusts, her best friend
>avoids me again after a couple of weeks
>she's hanging out and talking to her ex-bf again
>tell her this is immature, avoiding and all, I start ignoring
>cut all contact with her
>avoid her even when with mutual friends, still makes personal comments about me
>asks me why I don't talk to her
>tell her she didn't give a fuck about me, and now I don't either
>still tries to talk when I talk to someone
>tries to find excuses to talk to me
>tell her that it is annoying and I need to be left alone
>says okay

I'm confused now. Maybe she can't really move on, but still avoiding all of a sudden even when in the same room is not what best friends do.
Advice?