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I need some help.

>Drove like a dumbass when I was 17.
>Got two speeding tickets
>Enough in my state to make you have to take a defensive driving course
>Told that if I'm convicted guilty of a ticket within 1 year of completing the course, I have my license suspended.
>9 months later, now 19.
>Driving on highway in New York City, doing the speed limit because I've actually learned my lesson
>See cop in the shoulder put his lights on, I slow down because I expect him to gun it and get someone
>Hes getting me
>I make it to a full stop before he even begins to move
>Motions for me to pull over
>Says I was doing 73 in a 50
>Explain this situation to him, got no sympathy (didn't expect any) and wrote me a ticket

Not really sure what to do. Obviously go to court, but I'm not sure what I should say when I get there. Any help would be super appreciated because I'm not trying to lose my license for something I didn't do.
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... Hard to argue for yourself if your third consecutive traffic violation is one where you're going 23 fucking Mph over the speed limit. How do you do this?
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How do you go from 17 to 19 in 9 or so months
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>>18112258
I'm more interested in this.

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Is it wrong to think my 30 year old bf is gross for knowing all this stuff and talking about the cash me outside girl. I mean, she's some dumb chick that men made famous because they think she is hot and hood...
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what is this
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>>18111431
what?
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>>18111431
No. If it bothers you, then tell him. He os allowed to like what he likes, though. If you can't accept that...find a different boyfriend.

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Do you have any tips for Kissing/an inexperienced kisser
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>>18111087
Don't introduce tongue right away.
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>>18111087
Also, try not to tense up! Just relax, you're experimenting.
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>>18111090
>>18111097
ta mate

How do i stop the pain from loving someone with which i'll never have a chance
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Time
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>>18110790
Time doesn't exist
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Realize that there are millions of women out there just as good, IF NOT better, and the women you're obsessed over is really nothing special.

In fact, if you were anywhere else and never met her, you wouldn't even be having those feelings. There is no such thing as "the one", and everyone gets sick of there partner eventually.

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I just got rejected and I don't know how to drop the ever-lingering thought of the person.

To summarize as effectively as I can:

I used to fantasize about dating this one girl in my school who I've known for quite a while, and we'd often have random small talk over texts. I've taken her out on two dates already (about a year apart), both which resulted in no success (I was still pretty awkward around girls then). Last summer I had a bit of fun with two other unrelated girls and have finished developing my behavior around girls, I am normal around them now. Where the point of this post comes into question however is, I made one final attempt to ask the original girl out (gotta fulfill the longtime crush desire you know?), and got rejected. The fact that I got rejected is no biggie, I would be perfectly happy with having her wiped off my mind completely, the problem is however that through some involuntary and subconscious reason, I can't. Trust me when I say that I genuinely WANT to move on, and that the rejection did not emotionally affect me on any level.

How do I rid myself of still thinking about her?
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>>18109970
bump
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>>18109970
>that the rejection did not emotionally affect me on any level.

Sure...

>How do I rid myself of still thinking about her?

Step one, admit her rejection affected you. It has to. If you still think about her, you still care about her opinion. And she decided to not give you another chance. That's gotta sting.

Second, and I can't say this enough in this board, have fun and hang out with other people. If you are busy, you won't think about her. And if you do stuff, you'll meet more girls. I'm sure you'll find one that likes you back.
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>>18109970
Same situation as you OP

It's been four years. Four fucking years. Sometimes I won't think about it for 5 months. But at the moment I have nothing to occupy me, she's creeping into my thoughts.

She's was pretty cute, kinda hurt that I couldn't communicate what I meant and shit got all retarded.

I know there are other girls, cute ones, one that will care about me but the feeling of a woman rejecting you or not giving a shit stings.

Humans aren't rational beings

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Looking for a good masturbator ($60 range). Any recommendations?

Was thinking of this
https://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=24226
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>>18107457
I'll do it for you for $50
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>>18108172
>risk diseases
>having to deal with fake orgasm noises
pls. Toy is better.
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People seem to speak highly of the onahole Japanese things


I've got a fleshlight that cost 110 ish shipped and has almost completly replaced my wife. Every now and again I'm tempted... but she's so cold & uninterested and it's always willing.

Anyone got one of those fake asses?

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So I have a crush on my best friend (female) and she has a boyfriend, and I've told her a while ago (4 days before she started dating him (also the day she met him)) We used to have some sort of romantic tension or whatever you'd call it. But these are her responses to my attempts to get her back. Is it over?
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Like I genuinely love her, and we say it to each other, but it seems phoned in on her part recently.
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Could be over, pretty impossible to tell from your speculations and a single text.

While she has a boyfriend you're probably (definitely) fucked.
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>>18113757
Right, but it's a **really** long distance relationship, she and I live in America and he lives in New Zealand

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I want to learn piano should I get a teacher or self teach myself the chords
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>>18113605
Bump. Just one question then you can delete my thread
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self teach
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>>18113709
Thank you for your adv/ice

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Been with my gf about 3 months now. I'm not unhappy but at the same time I'm not extremely happy being tied down. It's especially hard because I'm a graduating senior and I know once I leave campus I'm not going to have such unfiltered access to easy college pussy.

For the record I'm probably a sociopath because I don't care how it would make my gf feel. I know I'm most likely not going to end up with her forever and that we're just phases for each other.


Just curious if there's any other reason I should not cheat besides her feelings? I don't care about reputation because I'm done with school soon.
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If you don't have any feelings for her then just end the relationship. Cheating isn't something you want to make habit of.
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>>18113567
Just break up with her, you utter tool.
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Why wouldn't you just break up with her?

I'm a minority in the US (legal, of course) and I've never been stopped by a cop.

What should I do if I'm ever stopped by a shitty cop?

I would record them, but what if they arrest me and steal my phone? Is there a way I can upload a video as I record it?
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Why are people in the US so obsessed with recording their encounters with police? They aren't your enemy unless you've done something wrong.

Also, why are you even worrying about this if you've never been stopped?
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>>18113089
>Why are people in the US so obsessed with recording their encounters with police? They aren't your enemy unless you've done something wrong.
Since you're not from the US, I'm not surprised you don't understand our, especially minority, concerns.

>Also, why are you even worrying about this if you've never been stopped?
Precaution. Just because somethings never happened, doesn't mean it never will.
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Cop here

Just remember rule 1 of dealing with police be polite and courteous. Things tend to escalate when people are dicks

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Can I get advice from people that have moved out of their parents home? I've grown frustrated with my parents and my family cause me nothing but stress and headaches. I plan to move to the nearest big city. I have a car and a couple hundred bucks.

Any tips, tricks or "I wish I knew/did this when I moved out"
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>couple hundred bucks
You don't know shit about life. You need a few thousand to move into an apartment and get your starting basics covered, being independent means mommy doesn't take care of you anymore.

Make more money first.
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Without a job just how long do you think your "couple hundred bucks" will last? If you're going to move to a new city where you have no friends, job, apartment, family, or anything to help you should ideally have a job and place to stay already lined up. If you don't then don't do it unless you have AT LEAST $5k in the bank so you have a few months to find a job before you become homeless. Finding a job in a new city can be a lot harder than you think it will be unless you're say a cook or something.
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>>18113022
Do you have any advice on leaving your parents house without their assistance?

Im thinking about moving out and living in my car till I find a place to stay. While I save money from a job I hopefully get. I'm also thinking of buying a gym membership so I can use the gyms shower. I can probably get some food from a soup kitchen

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almost 33 weeks ago i had a one night stand with a girl and i didnt use condom.
We agreed she would take the morning after pill and she told me she had it before but didnt like it because of the effect on her body.Also that she didnt want to get pregnant and that i didnt have to worry about it.
I asked her contactinfo but she didnt ask mine and she lives in another country.
Now ive been looking at the instagrams of her and her best friend for weeks because im worried she still did get pregant.
There is no sign that she is but there isnt any definitive proof that she isnt either, except some clip from 12 weeks ago where she is dancing as if she had an imaginary hoolahoop and she just looks skinny as ever. For the rest there are only pics of her legs or her face and shoulder area.
Im still driving myself crazy with the thought that she is pregnant and hiding it so what should i do?
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>>18112804
Dude, she'd be NOTICEABLY pregnant at 33 weeks.
Even at 20 weeks, when she filmed that hoolahop thing, she'd have a small but noticeable belly.
She isn't pregnant. Relax.
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>>18112816
esp if she is skinny.
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>>18112816
I cant be sure because the hoolahoop clip is filmed from the front and her shirt is a bit wide and im paranoid as fuck.
The pic before that that shows her entire body is from 17 weeks ago and its flat.
But she never posts her entire body on her own ig (not even before we fucked) and its private atm anyway.

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> 29 year old male
>want to move to LA and become a film actor
>on the spectrum, but not intelligent / basically a retard
>manlet
>only acting experience I have is lighting master in a middle school play

I mean you can be on the spectrum (Dan Aykroyd, Daryl Hannah), stupid (Keanu Reeves [no offense man, I love you]), manlet (most hollywood males), have little experience (Channing Tatum), and still be an actor.

I don't want extreme fame/money and would rather prefer being a support as opposed to a lead.

what do, /adv/
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>29
>not smart
your only chance was being young and hot and you've already missed the bus

Go ahead and move to LA but you're gonna be bussing tables and desperately trying to get a role as an extra.
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>>18112754

beats my current life living with my parents in tennessee.
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>>18112754

oh yeah, and sorry if this is common knowledge, but much does intellect factor in for getting roles. Like you say

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships, that guy who says monogamy is dead and fart guy
Fuck off
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What can i do to obtain a qt american big titted gf ?

Like this one an anon found on instagram : http://m.imgur.com/a/l0NOX
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Question for all: Can your GF/BF also be your best friend/buddy/pal/BFF?

Or is it either BF/GF or BFF?

Lovers don't count.
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>>18112659
depends on how strong your bond is with this person, the stronger it is the more you'll feel that your bf/gf is also your best friend...

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Hello /adv/,
Now here is the thing, I recently found on my boobs a bunch of stretch marks. They are not really notorious, since I'm very pale. But it's worrying me the possibility of them getting much worse.
I have not gained or losed any weight, but I find weird if my boobs keep getting bigger by 23, or if just the gravity keep doing its magic.

I would like to know if there are other femanons with a similar issue, and if they have any ways to solve it, or dissimulate it.
And also, I would like to know if men find it unpleasant to see unexpected stretch marks on a woman's body.
Any recommendation would be highly appreciated, thanks.
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Noone cares about it.
treat yourself, get some coffee.
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If they're not noticeable because you're pale, then they're silver. And if they're silver, they're not new. You've had them for ages, sweetie, you're only just noticing them now.
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