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>>18112408
The clothing depends on the club.

Just wear nice shoes, nice jeans, and a nice long sleeve shirt (with no crazy decorations on it) and you'll be set.

Frist half of the night dosent matter sooo do whatever you want in it

>>18112408
Wear a black t shirt
Black jeans
Nice shoes that you dont mind getting dirty
Dont stand in a corner, dance for yourself/ in a group
Wait for someone to lock eyes with you
Introduce yourself

>>18112312
hard to say man. Most used car dealerships are still in business because they have a pretty ironclad contract that you probly signed when you bought the car saying they're not liable. Unfortunately I doubt the word of your mother is going to be much use when I'm sure the dealership has people willing to give contrary evidence

Depends on where you live and what the consumer laws are

If it's not in writing that the work was done you probably won't have a lot of luck. You could just try to rattle them by having a lawyer send them an official letter and see if they'll settle on paying the bill to avoid any further action. The only other thing I can think of here is that you should check the owner's manual and any receipts that came with the car to see if it has been serviced regularly and if there is any record of the work having been done.

The mechanic's bill sounds pretty much spot on for that work.

Also note that I definitely would NOT expect a car with 100k miles to have had the head gaskets replaced. The timing belt likely should have been changed at least once but maybe twice in that time - your owners manual will be able to tell you the service interval on the timing belt.

>>18112234

by talking to the girl you've been talking to for awhile and say 'will you go to prom with me?'

if you havent been talking to any girl, talk to multiple girls ,see what hte consensus is, and if any girls signal interest, ask them.

>>18112240
What I really need is ideas for the actual asking part. Like the puns and the bringing shit to the doorstep part

American culture is weird. Anyway I don't think the asking part is important at all, really.

>>18094827

define what a legit geek is, and then seek them otu based on that interest.

if i had to wager you're just being a unique snowflake about this.

there are different kinds of geeks and different types of geekdom. dont get me wrong i hate that everyone wears a power ranger shirt without having seen the show since before middle school, but there are still plenty of geeks out there who have.

>>18094827
Why do you hate normies?

>>18094847
>define

I put quotes around legit cos I understand that it is sort of malleable but by legit I mean someone who has more a passing interest (or claims geek now that they've seen a marvel movie). And to be honest, I don't find many geeks, "legit" or otherwise.

>>18114887

yes. everyone will stare at you alone and then point and then say to the people they're with 'WOW WHAT A LOSER'

then the entire movie will be spent throwing pop corn at you instead of watching the movie

and then you'll get popcorn AIDS and die.

>>18114887

Watching movies alone is a really relaxing and great experience not a ton of people experience.

Would highly recommend, as comfy as comfy gets.

Nope, no one really cares enough to pay attention to you instead of the movir they also paid to watch. Movie theater employees similarily do not give a shit

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>he fell for the marriage meme
>now he's falling for the red pill meme
nice, a double whammy

>>18114810

talk to a lawyer before you talk to her. he'll tell you whats likely to happen.

chances are you are going to pay alimony. she only gets alimony until she marries someone else though and her being traditional african sounds like she could marry again very easily.

if you're lucky she'd want something amicable though

>>18114825
Alimony for what exactly? She does work. I probably make about $15,000
more.

Hey, how's it going?

>>18114650
Quite well.

>now i have nothing else to contribute.

>>18114653

>quite well

then you follow up with details, and ask them how they are doing. when they say well, and give follow up details, you ask follow up questions.

when they answer those questions you also weigh in with your own thoughts / experiences, then ask further questions.

I think cumming by prostate you need to have a certain kind of mindset. Like just the physical experience is just rather okay but if you get off to the fact that you're doing "forbidden" butt play etc. it's more arousing if it's your thing. More of a mental thing, you know.

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How does your dick being sore make you shove fingers up your ass? You left a part of the story out buddy.

>>18114520

kinda. everyones different, and everyone goes through phases.

for most people the ass / prostate isn't inherently sexual, but liek you said it 'complements' it. the fact that you could cum from prostate only is interesting.

for most people the prostate (or any part of the body) echoes what you feel in your dick.

a lot of people for isntance like their nipples played with. they still gotta jack off, otherwise its just like having a regular part of your body pinched.

me, its the balls. or the bottoms of my feet. or my pecs. or my ass. really anywhere. if you start rubbign something while jerking off, and build up a relationship between that body part and your cock, hteir pleasure becomes tied together.

i was at the edge once, and rubbing my feet on the wall was what drove meover the edge cuz i kept playing with the bottoms of my feet while jerking.

as a general rule if you cum while touching that part, you will feel it in that spot, but it lessens the strength of the orgasm itself.

for gay dudes / bottoms they describe it kind of like scratching an itch it feels amazing to play with it, but there is only escalation and no real 'orgasm' to scratching an itch. isntead it just becomes dull and then later sore.

so you have to mirror your ass play with dick play outside of a few rare cases.

>>18114504

are you saying that because you haven't hit bottom yet?

or are you saying that because you don't think you even have a problem?

>>18114504

relapse.

>>18114504
It's your fault. You're the one who got to a point where you can no longer be trusted to enjoy in moderation.

Cool blog

>>18114438

we are all taught that its unhealthy to share a bed with anyone who isn't a romantic interest. same goes for kissing, and even if we hug, we tend to amke jokes about it. not every time, but a lot.

but think about how humanity actually worked, and to do that just look at any animal. how do they sleep? well most pack animals sleep with thier pack, in a pile. its called 'dog pile' for a reason.

go a little further dow nteh evolutionary line and you'll find that men were travelling without women, first for hunting, then for business. do you think they divvied up and stayed cold all night?

no. man continued to cuddle with man. we talk a lot about how there's 'alpha and betas' but pack dynamics are a lot more complex than that. an alpha is just the leader, but that doesn't make everyone else his bitch.

men looked out for each other, comforted each other, and yes even cuddled. and if they had a very strong friendship they probably did what passed as 'kissing' back in the day.

look at how children greet each ohter and play. we only don't do that because society says we shouldn't. but in reality we still want to climb all over each other, be naked in the same spaces, and touch each other inappropriately. thats why sports exist.

or you might be some level of gay, idk.

>>18114438

are you me?

>>18114420
You don't. Just lay there and let her do all the pleasuring.

Holy fuck. How do you not forget how to breathe?

>>18114436
>>18114462
Yeah but how do you be good at it faggot

>>18114215

what you want and what your hair is capable of are two different things. im severely limited due to poor hairline and really thing hair, it has to be soemwhat long to do anything with whereas other men can go a lot shorter and have much more versatile hair.

for the most part you can go in and use one of the example pictures they have on the wall and say
>that, but a little longer on top if you can.

as for AFTER the haircut, it comes down to styling. you can literally google 'hair tutorial for men (or guys)' and look through all the tutorials and see what comes up.

i adore men with curly hair, so i typed in 'curly hair tutorial for men' and tried it out and it worked great.

they'll also recommend different hair products.

one thing i learned the hard way is that you should use both gel and hairspray if your hair is 'up' in any way. gel/paste is used for styling it the way you want, and hair spray is what holds it in to place.

wish i knew that year sago. i spend half my life trying to fix my hair every thirty seconds. not anymore.

>>18114215

Most hair salons have magazines full of hairstyles to reference

>>18114229
That's another thing, apparently salons and barber shops are really different? The past couple times I've gone to the same salon my mom goes to and I felt like a massive faggot, are barber shops generally the way to go for a more masculine feel?

are you roleplaying right now or whats with the asterisks'?

Wtf, dude if women think a guy is a pussy because some nog did that.. they're not decent women. And that's just HS man, most of the girls that'll turn into good women one day are currently vapid whores with "bad boy" fetishes

Trust me, the only way I got laid back then was being a drug using asshole. All it got me was hot sometimes virgin pussy for a few years but in return I wasted years of my really twenties and still deal with addiction (clean now, but still)

Not worth it. Build yourself, earn money, find a career and then profit as you are then able to afford to take care of a(hopefully) well adjusted, intelligent, loyal woman

Np, saying she thought of me any different, just the fact of the matter

>>18114062
You should probably get checked for the tism

start doing squats

>>18114401
Not OP but doesn't that make your butt bigger?

>>18114031
Don't bring it up. This will make you sound like a betacuck. Just find new friends. I don't think there has ever been a case in history where friends that have started to drift have still remained good friends

>>18114031
It seems you've mistaken a group of asshole acquaintances for friends. Fuck them and go find new ones. What are some things you like to do? Hobbies? Interests? Doing an activity that's also social has helped me a lot. I started playing Warhammer at a local game shop and met a ton of nice people.

>>18114055
>>18114041
I've known these guys since middle school. I can't imagine just dropping them.