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Go to a sub-par restaurant notorious for shitty service and blow up at the crappy waiter/manager. If you don't know somewhere like that, drive across town to a ghetto fast food place and yell at them for messing up your order

>>18698341
Thanks.

But I think that might be more angry than mean. And, ideally, I'd be hurting people's feelings. I'd imagine that those workers wouldn't take someone yelling at them over shitty service personally.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4IPEBpoad0

Nothing you can a whole fucking month later. Also how hard is it to check your order when you get it?

>>18698233
I didnt really care about the month ago one. i was just pointing out that it was the same location and i went in knowing they messed it up last time.

I literally just drove off and got home now so i never checked at the drive thru

boi this is amazing

Alcohol is a better idea, but don't get her retarded smashed, just tipsy.

If she likes you things will fall in to place

I don't drink so I can't rec drinks

>>18698225

Of course we're not gonna get blackout drunk, I still have to drive in the morning and I'm a super lightweight since I haven't drunk in a couple months, but I feel like she'll get nervous and just try to chug an entire bottle to impress me because that's something she would do.

>>18698232
Get a six-pack of Mike's or Not Your Father's Root Beer.

>>18698007
Don't expect to have everything back in months , keep on doing what you're doing and don't be a fucking pussy.

>>18698007
>Plus I just don't think I'm particularly attractive
Post pics maybe we'll be able to give u advice on Ur appearance or something

>>18698023
It's been half a year tho. I feel like I'm taking longer than the average person.

>>18698024
K hold on

join (the) social clubs or learn a foreign language

>>18697882
>learn a foreign language
I'm confused, what would that accomplish

Which country?

1: Forget everything you thought you knew about sex, because clearly that stuff is trash. You need to start with a clean slate, not failed assumptions.

2: Work on your conversational skills every single day except the sabbath which is for rest and church. You need salesmanship, you need information sorting, you need the conversational nimbleness to dodge all the shit people fling at you without spilling a drop of your own side. Basically just talk to as many different people as possible. People WILL fling shitty words at you, especially in the dating world. How you respond determines who you are in their mind.

3: Don't listen to advice preachers. An advice preacher is someone who pretends to be telling you a strategy for success when in reality they are telling you what they expect to receive from the world - for their own benefit and none of yours. If someone expresses moral condemnation over simple disagreement with their suggestions or even the presence of other ideas, they are an advice preacher.

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>>18697695
You should marry and then have sex. It's great that you've made it to 22 without violating your principles

>>18697695
>Now I want to have sex, but I missed the age to learn, experiment, fail, and learn!

No you didn't.

Tons of people are complete and total shit at sex.

How do you get better?
Experience.
An open mind.
A hint of curiosity and reciprocity.

Remember, sex is a two person thing. Don't get stuck thinking it's a 1 player game.

>expecting results immediately after making a change
Be patient

>>18697650
I'm not talking about results

I'm talking about my hunger levels, even after 2 years it never became like a normal persons so I just ended up putting the weight back on

Am I just doomed to be hungry and thin or full and fat?

>>18697644

you ate big for so long then it stretches your stomach out. once anything is stretched out its impossible to get back where it was before. it can get close, but your stomach is always going to have more room.

>>18697504
Unless you want to work in a very niche field, it's my observation in engineering that employers don't care one bit about your education, as long as you can prove you know what you're doing. Granted, they'll probably pay you less, but some of the best engineers I know don't have an engineering degree in their field. If you value getting a quicker start on a career in the private sector, I'd go with the internship.

Internship. In almost any situation.

Universities are terrible at teaching you stuff. I mean really teaching you, making you understand and internalize knowledge. The best way for you to truly learn something is through extended practice. Which an internship can offer. In 6 months at my first job I learned more than I did through 3 years in uni. Even if you're doing things you consider basic they will probably help you much more than researching and writing a scientific paper. I find it really dumb that they make students write so much shit and they're expected to come up with new and innovative ideas when they don't even truly understand the concepts they're supposed to write about.

At the point you're at you should be focusing on becoming an expert in your field. Which you do through study and (much more importantly) practice. Remember, humans didn't evolve to learn by reading and listening to explanations, they evolved to learn from experience and observation.

There's a reason why employers care a lot more about your work experience than they do about some thesis you wrote.

>>18697504
you want to stay at the university and be a researcher / lecturer -> thesis option -> PhD.

you want to work as developer, project engineer, project manager, team leader -> internship -> no PhD

you want to work as high-ranking manager -> internship -> PhD

this is the view of an engineer. in fields like medicine or chemistry it is different of course.

>>18697254
No OP you're not, I share your opinions on the matter and I know this rabbit hole goes deeper but, it seems like people just don't care anymore; period. Nothing is sacred to people these days and i hate the "it's all subjective dude" attitude. There are certain things that are morally right and wrong no ifs ands or buts about it.

That's what you get for letting women vote. Islam is what's going to return the status quo but only after a few hundred years as it does to Europe what it did to Spain back in the 11th - 13th centuries

>>18697268
>There are certain things that are morally right and wrong no ifs ands or buts about it.

This but everything is relative to the world nowadays

Call the company that has your information to and threaten to sue for selling your information.
Pro Tip: Whenever you sign up for something that requires personal information, always use a different fake initial for every sign up and if a random company sends you something with that same fake initial you'll know who is jewing your name

Dude do you have whois protection?

Call them niggers

>>18696419

clean your room? maybe that will make you feel better.

>>18696419
>unconditional love
>family security

sure wish I had things to miss

>>18696424
It sounds stupid and condecending, and really it is, but this does work.

That's life. It's a lot of "Why in the fuck would this noqnsensical shit result in this?" And "I never woild have thought that......"

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ok

That's patently not true or else you'd be busy at trying to master something.

So accept that you're a shitlord like the rest of us, just trying to keep yourself entertained until you die.

>>18693799
>Just for once I wish I could say I've mastered something in my life
Then pick something that interests you and destroy it
Don't get me wrong, some people are born with natural advantages and likely whatever you choose to git gud at you'll likely never be in the top 1% but crying about it isn't going to get you shit.

Who here /sleepy and tired all the time/ and also /lethargic as fuck/ ?

This belongs in r9k

Stop your escapism habits and actually do something about your lives.

>>18691088
>I say making out is okay but NOT MORE

don't start something you can't finish, for real.

>>18691137
Don't listen to this fucking pleb..if you don't want penetration then you don't want penetration fucking end of story.
Get away from this guy immediately. I mean, fuck..I would tell you to go to the police but I have a feeling since "nothing happened" you'll be disappointed with how they handle things.

>>18691137
No fuck off. I want to take things slow and gradual, and I don't want to get with someone who doesn't listen to me. If you don't want that fuck off and don't try to rape me or I'll make you rot in jail.

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Stay up for 24H after that stay up till your desired time.

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>>18698516
r u some kind of brainlet???

just stay up all day.

duh!.

drink Nyqil when you want to go to sleep.