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> be me
> be 18
> live with parents
> sister is 13
> she has bitch friends over
> I usually stay away from her bitch friends because they are young and bitches
> it's Saturday morning
> I come home from work and change
> turn on tv to play vidya, but my hdmi cable is missing
> remember dad asked for it earlier today
> he was up so I asked him what he did with it
> he gave it to sister and he bitch friend
> I figure they were sleep so I go downstairs to get my shit
> make a little noise so if they are awake they know I'm coming
> they are asleep, but her bitch friend has a baby
> one of the toy ones they give you in class
> it starts crying bitch friend wakes up to calm synthetic turd
> I get my shit turn off the tv they left on and leave
> two days later I overhear my little sister telling my mom her friend said I touched her ass that night
> I'm furious I wanted to go upstairs and tell them what happened, but I figured if it was a big thing they would just tell me
> I say nothing
> mom asks me two days later if I was downstairs that night
> I tell he that I was getting my hdmi cable
> they just kinda go silent
My question is how fucked am I? Should I have just denied being downstairs to begin with? If this goes to court can I win? I'm kinda freaking out hear, I've heard what happens to child molesters in prison. I'd like to avoid that.
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>>18699723
>If this goes to court can I win?
Doubt it'll go to court. Stick to the truth. if you start lying and are found out it will be worse. That girl will probably never go back to your house, of course, but it's easier for everyone just to move on. That's probably what will happen.
Now, real question: You didn't do it, right?
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>>18699723
>I touched a 13 year olds ass and thought I got away with it until she told people
ftfy
just deny it. There is no proof you did. The only way you can get in trouble is if you admit it. Also stop touching 13 year olds asses, its freaking weird.
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>>18699745
I didn't do i, but thanks guys. It's almost been a week I should be good right
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I need some life advice /adv/
Ill try to make this as short as possible
I was a milfag and when I got out my dad convinced me to sell my car and live with him and my mom, telling me I could never survive because shit was too expensive. I stupidly agreed because I thought he was an "adult" and knew better. I lived with him for 2 years and then moved out into an apartment, still driving one of his vehicles.
My dream is to get my graduate degree in Prague, he convinced me to move back in with him to "save money". Now he sold one vehicle, I live an hr away from campus and he is becoming increasingly aggressive and controlling. He verbally abuses my mother constantly, even in public, to the point where store workers have threatened to call the police. He is also becoming increasingly irrational. (thats putting it lightly). Always threatens to write me out of his will, yesterday I told him to do exactly that and that as soon as I get out im cutting off all contact with him.
Now im kinda fucked, I need to move out, which isnt a problem but moving out and getting my own vehicle is. I am projected to move to prague next fall, but if I both move out, AND get a car I would need to take out loans for school and I dont even know how to do that. I dont know anything about buying a car and I would only use it for less than a year, I dont even know where to start with that or what kind of car to get. I would have to finance. I make about 2500 a month and have a couple thousand in the bank.
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shameless self bump
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>>18699714
If you want his money you have to do what he says. Stop being an ungrateful bitch and be glad you have a dad who is helping you so much.
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>>18700415
Im not getting any of his money. at all. I already told him I dont want to be in his will and I have even offered to pay rent numerous times but he actually started screaming at me incoherently.
He wants me to live with him so I can take care of all of his farm animals that he keeps buying yet can't take care of.
Theres a point where "being grateful" kind of runs out. Kind of around the point he started threatening to kill my mother.
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It's my 22 birthday today and I'm fucking depressed. I hate myself so much for having a kid at age 20. I love the kid but I literally fucked up my whole life and now I'm stuck. I regret not living my life to the fullest. Is there any advice? Any reason not to end it all?
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>to the fullest
Most people don't. You are living an average life. There's nothing wrong with that.
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>>18699698
Knowing that I have to die one day and that I could've done so many things with my life is what makes me depressed about living in average life
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>>18699708
Many people go through this. Even people with better lives than us. It doesn't go away, but it becomes more muted. Easier to deal with, with time.
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What makes somebody awkward? How do you fix awkward?
I'm sorry I cannot give more details but I've had multiple people including a close friend tell me I'm "awkward" without really explaining why, I just want to fix it so I'm not a huge annoyance to everyone down the road.
I understand an awkward situation, like an ill-timed joke or misunderstanding, but I don't know what inherently makes someone awkward so I don't know how to fix my own awkwardness.
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Any chance to ask those cocksuckers what exactly makes you awkward? Since they are apparently such perfect people according to themselves. Ask that close(t) faggot I mean friend what exactly did he mean by this.
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>>18699662
>How do you fix awkward?
"Awkward" is not amedical diagnosis. We don't know what those people meant.
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>>18699674
Yeah I did ask them. One of them said they could see how others might think I'm awkward. The other was somebody I just met, she said I was awkward to a friend of mine, but when he asked her why she just said "idk"
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Pretty new to sex so as a guy what are some tips for sex?
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>>18699661
your goal is to make your partner feel good, go get em.
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>>18699693
I forgot to mention I'm slightly smaller then most guys penis wise
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>>18699661
hard, put it in, cum, pull your pants up and leave quick as possible and do not, I repeat, do not call her or answer her calls.
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Is it safe to smoke tea leaves, /adv/?
I'm English and tobacco seems awfully dangerous. And tea tastes rather nice.
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>>18699632
Next time leave the "I'm English" part out. Makes it too obvious that you are trolling.
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>>18699635
I'm serious.
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Is there any reason it wouldn't be safe? Do they put chemicals in tea leaves? Do they have a similar effect to tobacco when burned?
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Do I just have shitty friends? 2017-09-07 04:26:26 Post No.18699550
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Do I just have shitty friends?
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>go to Vegas for my 24th birthday, first time EVER doing a birthday weekend
>friends were broke, didn't want to do anything
>got impression that for them, showing up was enough
>they say it was because plans were changed last minute (by me, which was true) so they spent some money on other stuff like bills as a result
>example: I'm ready to leave one night, telling everyone let's go
>go upstairs to brush my teeth
>come back down, one guy is playing a video game with his brother
>they won't get up till game is over
>bring this up later, they admit it was rude but still defend the friend, "oh he hadn't seen his brother in a while"
Do I just have shitty friends? Or am I to blame too?
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>>18699550
Well of course you are a bit to blame, they are too, of course. Next time if you decided to stay with these friends go somewhere that doesn't require money to do almost everything, or is relatively cheap
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>>18699561
Well, it's my birthday so I wanted to do something cool. The universe doesn't revolve around me, but every other friend in the group always gets to do what they want on their birthday, no complaints or flaking or people being deadbeats. I'm always down too, people can count on me
>>18699566
Thanks for the free bump!
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How old are you?
How many times do you masturbate per week?
How much time do you spend watching porn per week? Do you always watch porn while masturbating?
Do you think it affects your view of sex and/or females? How so?
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>>18699540
I-is this just for guys? :(
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>>18699540
>almost 21
>0-1
>whenever it comes up on a 4chan post I guess
>I think I should be concerned.
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>19
>3/4
>I rarely see porn
>Nope, I mostly masturbate to last longer with my gf
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Aspergers is going to make me kill myself 2017-09-07 04:20:41 Post No.18699534
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Aspergers is going to make me kill myself
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I lost a job because I made a gun joke as an attempt to flirt. The girl I was flirting with who I thought liked me went on a vendetta to get me fired behind my back
I lost my entire group of friends because I joked that we were eating a buddy of mine when I cooked them a meal and they prodded me about a big grease stain on the wall that looked kinda like blood
things like this always happen to me. I can't stop myself when it happens because it never crosses my mind how bad it is when it happens. I feel so much anger welling up inside me because I don't feel like I can do anything about it anymore. I've dedicated my life to improving myself mentally but people are still just as unpredictable as I am for myself
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>>18699534
Maybe you could tell them sometimes you don't realize that you are making an inappropriate joke because of a mental condition, turn it around on them so it's their fault and they feel bad
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>>18699553
Imao it doesn't work
I'm basically Charlie from sunny in philidephia. I'm total crap and if I make people know it's legit, I just become LEGIT total crap
If you catch my drift
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>>18699534
>"Haha I'm going to gun everybody here at work down tomorrow."
>Gets fired.
>"It's not my faulllllt."
How about you just shut the fuck up if you can't say some shit that's not incredibly stupid? You try that yet? Just don't talk, at all.
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How do I spill my guts? 2017-09-07 04:20:09 Post No.18699533
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I've lost my head for a woman who already has a somewhat stable long relationship going on for herself.
I've tried to tell her about it but I get distracted by her eyes or I get stuck thinking about her legs or something nice she did for me and I fail at creating an occasion to spill my guts.
She's very sweet and even if she were to say she doesn't feel anything for me she wouldn't use a bs excuse or behave poorly. I'm fine with it if she is not interested.
But because of that I want to make this painless and not awkward. She lives pretty far away from me so we can't just take a coffee or some shit, when we meet we both need to take the whole evening off.
Any suggestions? I've asked plenty of girls out in the past and they said no, I'm not afraid of rejection, I just don't want to tell her what I feel in the wrong way.
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>>18699533
If you tell her and she is a decent person she is probably going to cut you out of her life, slowly.
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You're an idiot if you think telling her is a good idea.
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>>18699537
I'm looking for closure. I can keep pretending and never ever know for sure or I can just get an answer with a 10% chance she feels the same. I'm ok with letting go I'll just be sad for a while it's no tragedy. I'm not a beta cuckarroo but I don't have experience with talking about this stuff when I risk of actually hurting someone.
I just want a suggestion on how to do it delicately.
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HIV test possible mistake.
Hi.
I just bought the action test form a pharmacy and took it.
Aparently its ok.
There's one problem.
I tried to put 3 drops of that liquid that comes with the test but it wouldn't come out, so i cut the little bottle on the sides and tried to throw a little bit in the action test but i think about 4 or 6 drops went down at once.
Is there a problem with that? Would that interfere with the test results? This is my first HIV ttest so i dont know about the mistakes.
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buy another one and do it properly
is that a positive?
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>>18699552
thats a negative
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>>18699552
never having gay sex again
and im bi
lol
i had sex with condom but the grinding scared the helloutta me.
I dont think i need to get another one.
I'll wait 30 days now to get another test.
Big chance of being another negative.
But i'm waaaay too paranoid with DSTs even doing sex with condoms with strangers.
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help how to ruin someone 2017-09-07 04:05:47 Post No.18699519
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I need quick help and advice on how to ruin someones life. I have been put down and hurt and manipulated to the point of almost killing myself. I need a way to please make this person get what they deserve. I dont care what your opinions are. I need real advice and a solid way to get this done quickly. Person is a male, has some social status. Thank you
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>>18699519
the best way to get back at them is to prove them wrong and become successful.
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>>18699524
But this person isn't affected by that because he has become successful at a young age and feels he is untouchable. Once I leave he wont take a second glance at what I am doing. I have to do something lasting
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>>18699526
Nope, you are wrong and just being bitter. Want to really fuck him up? Leave one day while he is away or at work. Don't leave a message, don't leave anything of yours behind and cut off all contact with him, his friends, and his family. You think he is untouchable, but when you ghost someone on this level without warning, it hurts them more than you can know. They are left questioning themselves, and everything in their life. You yourself, will never get the gratification of seeing them break in person, but they break, and they break hard. You sound like you just want to see someone break firsthand because you are bitter. Best of luck either way. I'm sure you will just get mad, yell, break things, and then he will just think you are crazy and move on. I gave you the tools to leave a lasting and terrible impression on him that will make him question future relationships. Best of luck.
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What body fat percentage would you say I am? 2017-09-07 03:21:25 Post No.18699461
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What body fat percentage would you say I am?
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Can't be bothered to get tested
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Probably about 14%.
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>>18699461
Probably like 14%, I would guess.
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Around about 14% I would deduce.
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How long do women actually want sex to last? In general what is the ratio of foreplay vs intercourse? I hear average sex only lasts a few minutes.
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>>18699460
Sex as in foreplay + penetration? 20-40 minutes.
1/2 to 2/3 foreplay, penetration for the rest.
It is not necessary for it to happen like this, tho.
Sometimes my boyfriend and I do just foreplay, sometimes we just have a quick fuck, sometimes I just sit on the floor while he's watching tv and suck his dick.
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Average is 8-10 minutes. Personal preference varies, some women love long sessions. Personally I do not prefer long stretches of just intercourse, twenty minutes at most and <ten minutes being just fine. The sensation numbs, I prefer for intercourse to be the release, the cherry on top after doing other things (and for the ratio to be 2:1 to 3:1 foreplay vs intercourse). This is not because I need that much foreplay to get wet or anything but just because I love relishing in all that desire while still having that first insertion feeling ahead of you.
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>>18699488
>8-10 minutes
why even bother with the mess for 8-10 minutes? Not me
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How do you cope with knowing that you've lost all the emotions you had as a kid and that you'll never love anyone like you did as a teen, you'll never be as excited about things as you did when you were a kid, and you'll never be as ambitious or motivated to do something as you were in your youth?
All that's left is disappointment, fear, despair, anxiety, and stress
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That's not true
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>>18699456
All I had as a kid was disappointment, fear, despair, anxiety, and stress, so at least you have me beat there
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>>18699458
What do you mean