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Ignore it, they're not gonna do shit.

>>18170721
This. Even if it's legit, they're not going to follow up to tax the $4 you made.

God, wouldn't it be nice if government tax forms were designed so that you didn't require a professional to understand them for you?

Come on anons, I really want to get my life together...

I get that. Anytime someone says something nice I get VERY uncomfortable. I try to be confident and "alpha", but I usually quit halfway through,thinking I'm being a dick.

Does this ability to see all flaws apply to everything else in your life as well? Or is it just when you look at yourself. If its the former, you're just like me.

You're fucked buddy.

This looks fun
http://www.coolantarctica.com/Community/find_a_job_in_antarctica.php

Or tutor english online for a bit free then throw it on resume and go someplace like Japan/China and be an english teacher, no experience needed but helps (hence the tutoring online).

Easy gigs for those inclined, though I admit the wait list for the first is a bit of a problem.

Plus I'll tell you from experience in similar conditions you will hate life at first, but learn to love it.

>>18169913
Oh and forgot, can always put down online friends as references. Or buy references, thats a thing and its cheap.

Just gonna piggyback off this thread instead of making my own new one

So I'm a fucking idiot and quit my last job by just not coming to work anymore because I'm weak willed and short sighted

I just had some interviews for a new job, but on the applications I sent in I fabricated my last work experience and said that I worked at a different location in the same company that closed around the time I quit and got laid off, and it was only after sending in this application that I started to look into what background checks may actually investigate and realized that I might have fucked up

The interviews went fine but I just consented to the background check and I've already braced myself for the possibility that they'll be thorough enough to catch me lying and I'll lose this job before I even start

I'm still crossing my fingers that they do a really lax background check and I start this new job next week, but in the worst case scenario where they actually get records from corporate HR on me and I lose this opportunity, what should I do going forward? Do I omit the last work experience entirely from applications and try to come up with a convincing story explaining the one year gap between now and the job I had before that? Do I just be honest about when and where I worked and try to come up with a story about quitting/getting fired that won't immediately ruin my chances in that interview?

I realize this mess is entirely my fault and I'm facing the consequences of my own poor decisions, but I can't take them back now and I'm nervous about finding another job if this one falls through

>>18169869

everything you just described is normal parenting behavior.

my dad would fill up a cup of water and ice in the mornings becuase if we didn't get out of bed immediately, he'd throw it on us.

>grades are a sensitive spot of mine and they make jokes about how i could do 1% better

you're a foster kid, you should have thicker skin than this.

also
>18

something tells me you're lying because there isn't much of a reason to get adopted after 18 outside of inheritance, and if you're turning down free inheritance you're dumb.

but something tells me you're just not 18 yet and thats why they want to adopt you.

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>>18169869
They sound like incredibly shitty people. I wouldn't blame you.

>>18169889
>get slapped for having anxiety attack
>threatening to get sent back into the system
>normal
What the fuck.

>>18169869
I unironically think you should take a look at reddit's r/raisedbynarcissists
They sound like shitty people and you deserved to have better foster parents. Don't let them adopt you if you don't want to be adopted, it'll probably just be another thing to hold over your head when you don't do what they want

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>>18169840

>>18169840
There is hope.
Visit redpill.
Friends and women await.
They were made by people like you who stumbled upon something amazing and wanted to share it.
Or MGTOW or whatever the fuck you want, but try redpill if you need someplace to start.

>>18169840

put some grey dye in your hair and girls with daddy problems might like ya

Think of everyone else as fucktards you hate and making friends with them is a "game". You are lvl 1.
Serious. Sounds fucked up I know, but not giving a fuck makes you free to try, and honestly it's just trial and failure, but need to get started somehow. After a while you may realize they really are your friends.
Thats when you get to lvl 2. When they stab you in the back its lvl 3. When you do it again its level 4. I don't know where sometime later higher lvls you will realize they aren't really stabbing you in the back, just part of the game you never knew existed before, rules you missed.
Get high lvl and you will be great at making friends and also know how to keep them. May even be the one dumping a few. Thats when you know you've hit lategame.
As my good friend Willy Shakespeare said, give a man a mask.

The game is afoot. Put on your damn mask and try to get some friends. Start small. Find quiet low lvl nerds who like stuff like videogames etc and ask what games they play. Then get good at those games and play them online together. Then invite them over to hang. Then practice small talk. You might reach lvl 2. Keep going.

Best of luck anon, its a long grind but pays off in the long run.

>>18169735
I'm in a similar situation I think. Try to BE the one doing the inviting. And I know in your head it may seem like "thats so awkward i dont even really know them, they'd be weirded out" or whatever. But like. Very few people i think will take offense from someone wanting to hangout with them. Especially if you've come off as an easy enough guy to get along with. Waiting around hasn't gotten you anywhere, so start being the olive branch guy yourself.

>>18169753
This guy knows what he's talking about, follow his advice, OP.

Alternatively you could try to be happy by yourself. Spread the positive vibes and keep trying.
Friends/people who want you in their life shall follow after.

>>18169734
We're gonna need more background than that buddy boy

>>18169755
What do you wanna know?

I once did what your friend did. I was best friends with x since 5th grade. Fell out of touch in college when x dedicated their entire life to classes. They graduated early and tried to get back in touch and we'd talk sometimes and started hanging out again.

But then I found myself ignoring them a lot and didn't really know why. I didn't dislike them. Truth be told, I was just over them. I didn't want to be their friend anymore. I already went a long time without talking to them at all and I guess deep down they just weren't worth the extra effort to have another person to keep up with.

If this persists, get over it. They have.

>>18169716
Congrats on being a father, OP!

>>18169716
You've just learned a lesson OP. Be cautious with protection. Don't fuck without any contraception.

Best part of having a girlfriend is pregnancy scares OP, thought my gf was pregnant for about three weeks straight topped off with college and the stress makes your hair fall out, your proly fine man but im sure you'll be terrified until you know 100%

>>18169715
go si another doctor

>>18169715
Do you do any cardio? If it's good for your heart, it's good for your penis.

Do you watch porn or masturbate frequently? You sound sexually depleted.

Stop watching porn and limit ejaculations to once every 4 days max. Try to keep it to one fap a week *without porn*

Also try saw palmetto, it's a useful supplement for stronger erections and libido.

You also sound stressed. Do deep breathing exercises, you may be making yourself neurotic.

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>>18169699
the dubs have spoken, and yes you should but make sure to time it correctly. Don't do it right after she broke up with her bf(if she does have one)or else you'll seem like a desperate cuck

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>>18169699
Live life without regrets.
But anon is right, do it with tact, or try.
Tact will come with age, sorry.

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Risk nothing, gain nothing.

If you are afraid to risk the friendship, then you aren't in love. Love is retarded, for a shot at something you may have to give up EVERYTHING.

Hah this happened to an old friend of mine and I thought he was a dumbass too. He just said fuck you and nothing happened.

>>18169695
same, the guy just said 'fuck off lol' and moved on. this is gonna be a funny story later in life my dude, think of it like and old salty bro recounting getting an std and a dumb tattoo on shore leave in the 50s, fuck it

I can't actually help you but to give warning for others.

There is a scam going on where people call you and ask if you can hear them.

Then if you say yes, they use a record of that as "evidence" that you said it and often sends you some shit you have to pay.

Seems like it has developed further than just phonemarketing frauds. Be careful.

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if you aren't trying for a baby, who cares?

The more thick and white it is the longer he has gone without an orgasm, according my experience as a guy

>>18169692
Can confirm. You're man's been wankin'.

"This guy wanted to take photos of me, and I thought it was alright. It wasn't until later that I realized how sketchy it all was, and now I'm really uncomfortable about it. I'm sorry I did it, I'm going to cut contact with him and not make this mistake again."

The guy who took the photos obviously doesn't respect you. If he did, he wouldn't be requesting fap material, especially sincve you're in a committed relationship that i assume you are happy with. He needs to step off. I know it sucks to lose a friend but if he did this once he's going to think it's okay to do it again. From one femanon to another, you need to put a stop to it.

You knew it was wrong but you didnt care, you knew he was turned on and that exited you, maybe you are bored of your bf and wanted to feel even a little of excitment, deep inside you want that guy to fap to you and that makes you feel hot and sweaty, you a dirty ho

Don't bring it up.
Never do anything like this again.
Stop flirting when you're in a fucking relationship

>>18169508
Need to go. Bet you it's a cavity

>>18169508
Meant to say it's getting better, not its getting bad

Go to a fucking dentist.

>>18169504
Make sure you come back and tell us about the tranny raping your ass like the last virgin

>>18169504
Are you faggots going to swordfight tonight?

Who is the big spoon? You or him?

Doesn't count if it's a dude.