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My best friend just broke up with his 3year girlfriend and he's DEVASTATED. I'm the only person who he's willing to talk to, and have always been the only person he trusted other than he's girlfriend.
They were both great friends of mine and I never imagined this day would come.
How do I help him. He's my favourite person in the world, I want to help him as much as possible.
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Have a beer with him and just talk to him.
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Go out for a drink and listen to him, take his side and distract him however you can. Come up with activities to do and shit to play. Keep his wheels turning
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>>18700049
if you're a woman then you should have sex with him and be his new girlfriend. You already said he is "your favorite person in the whole world".
If you're a guy buy him a 6 pack of his favorite brew and tell him its not the end of the world.
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HALP LONELY HOT AUTISTIC DOUCHEBAG 2017-09-07 07:05:44 Post No.18700047
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HALP LONELY HOT AUTISTIC DOUCHEBAG
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Okay, if anyone could help me out i’m pretty confused…
I’ve always thought that girls were into “alpha” dudes, and if that means being an apathetic confrontational testosterone-driven douchebag then i fit that description perfectly. I’m 6’1 with a decent body and a pretty hot face (from what i’ve heard on rate threads) but i’ve had several girls ignore me for smaller nerdy dudes who seem way less desirable than me in every way other than personality. Am I missing something here? I always hear “girls want hot assholes not average nice guys”, but to what extent is that true?
I do have autism so I tend to avoid social events unless I have to, simply because I find them excruciating. Despite being apathetic towards everyone, people in school always seemed to look up to me and want to be my friend, but I’d always just ignore them to do my own shit. I was a “Jock” in the sense that I played basketball and tended to be a bit obnoxious and confrontational, but when it comes to people I just don’t find any gratification in having friends. I’ve always been pretty happy with being a loner except when I get horny lmao, this is where my problem comes in.
There were plenty girls at school that seemed extremely “into me” but they never asked to straight up fuck. They’d be smiling at me and touchy in class but they never said they wanted to fuck or even chill. Is that ever gonna happen? Or does the guy always have to initiate sexual activity? And to what extent is mental health important? Would any of you date a hot dude with autism, adhd, clinical depression, anxiety, sensory integration disorder, and a recurring addiction problem? Maybe this whole “alpha/beta , chad/incel” logic is fucking me up but shit idk. I posted in some incel forums and was called “chad” and fuckin reeeeeeeeed at, but i stg females are a mystery to me.
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>>18700047
dis me
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>>18700050
You look gay maybe try for hot guys over hot girls
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>>18700054
i don't liek dic nor do i liek boipussi
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What does it mean when a GUY asks the so what are we question? After sleeping together and behaving pretty much like a couple for month?
Vague question but i just want general answers.
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>>18700044
he wants to know if you're fucking other people or just him.
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gee i don't know. Maybe he wants to know where he and you stand. Are we exclusive? do we want to have a relationship. Not a vague question at all.
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>>18700058
This
The fact that he asks indicates that he's confused about the nature of your relationship and that he's probably open to whatever, he just wants to know the boundaries.
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>21 years old
>Thinking about committing suicide
>Socially dysfunctional to the point of Randy Stair
>There's no real way for me to ever change this as it's ingrained into who I am
>See people older than me that are happy, and can't help but think that they've always been better than me, and that's why they eventually turned out to be who they are
>Can't see a reason to keep living now that I've got a job
>Nothing really wrong with my life aside from isolation, but I can't help but feel it's terrible
>Harbor an anti-natalist world view, so I don't intend to ever find a mate and have kids in the world I live in
I know I'll hurt my family by dying, but I don't care because I won't be around to see it. I don't hate them, but I can't see myself ever becoming anything in this world.
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>>18699986
More like a man with a lot of time in his hands even being able to create a literary piece of art that is meant to be read by fellows as a release of emotions and inner feelings which in turn is also an act of seeking approval so that the author of the image board thread also known to the community as OP can receive the placebo of acceptance.
Just be yourself, Suicidal person who probably lives with their mother and has lost all the senses of living due to the fact that society had become a place not fit anymore to the mental health of its individuals.
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>>18699986
Draw a bath and slit your wrists in it. Its quick and you pass out and then you are guaranteed to actually die with no chance of mental retardation border living from being saved
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>>18700009
I've already decided to hang myself in the woods at night.
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How does one become, or feel like, human?
I no longer take joy in things. I'm unable to bond with people or animals properly, the only excitement in my life is food and masturbation, and everything seems bleak and grey outside of small intervals of brief happiness, for about minutes. I have a pet i'll soon get rid of because i can't bond with him. I'm fat and i procrastinate all day because if i try to lose weight, i take away eating, which is the only things, together with masturbation, that makes me feel alive. I'm slowly starting to lose sensibility in my penis because of excess of masturbation. My once tight morals( at least, in concept) are loosening. I can't read books for my short attention spam. I live alone, and i have no living family members.
In short, i'm a husk of a man, and i don't know what to do. The only things that make me alive, eating in masturbating, are destroying me. I have nothing, or no one else.
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>>18699969
More like a man with a lot of time in his hands even being able to create a literary piece of art that is meant to be read by fellows as a release of emotions and inner feelings which in turn is also an act of seeking approval so that the author of the image board thread also known to the community as OP can receive the placebo of acceptance.
Just be yourself. Apathetical human being surfin the intarwebs for fapfaps and keks.
>t. Anon
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I forgot to mention, i have considered joining the military so i can, through more suffering, be broken and rebuild anew. Smoking, too, for it would be like a subtle suicide, except i would aknowledge the hope i have that things could change, and i could improve before dying.
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>>18699969
>fat
>>>/fit/ sticky, lose 1kg per week you fat fuck
>masturbation
https://yourbrainonporn.com/
>no longer take joy
Psycholog and CBT.
Also get a job.
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html
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Why can't I just love my girlfriend? She's been the only girl to not treat me like shit and she's been extremely reliable. Yet I do not get the butterflies at all like from previous girls. She's a little below my standards physically, but I'm amazing either.
I enjoy being around her, my life is better with her for sure, but I still keep feeling like something is missing.
I know I go after damaged women. Ever woman I've known has been crazy so I just started to go after that I guess.
I'm really trying to force myself to love her, cause my life will be much more stable, but I keep feeling empty and shit.
I imagine this is just an issue on my end, but I don't know how to fix it. I'm afraid one day I'm going to leave her high and dry and that's not fair to her.
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Speaking from my experience one cannot force love. It either happens or does not. The girls I loved didn't want me, and the only one that loved me I didn't love.
FML.
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It is because she is below your standards physically.
Never settle just because she has a good personality, you have to be content with everything or it wont work out in the long run.
Life is about balance, you need a balance of looks and personality in your partner or it will never work out.
I would say do not have a relationship with her but instead become friends, this would be one of those time where you friend zone a girl.
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I've dated some crazy chicks, the sex was good and there was some entertaining banter but it gets old after a while. What did your ex girls have to offer that your new girl doesn't have? There has to be some explanation as to why you had butterflies with them and not with your current gf
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>Summer job. Today.
>I met a coworker (girl).
>She is cute, gentle, educated and soft.
>We talked for hours, and connected easily.
>We both share musical tastes (it's hard to meet a girl that likes opera, at the same time that she enjoys more contemporary genres), ideological and philosophical points of view.
>Oh boy this is going so well...
>"Oh, it's not easy to disconnect after work when you have a daughter".
>Aw shit.
>She is 21, have a newborn daughter and a boyfriend. The whole pack.
The universe is trying to make fun of me or something... It hurts.
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>>18699934
I commend your soul to the deepest of the deep
>RIP in peace
>F
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>>18699956
tfw not sure if edgy or overreacting.
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What are these?
They have been coming over night and I don't know what creature is creating them. I am scared.
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>>18699933
They look like bag worms or some shit
Cut one open
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>>18699939
Its filled with green thick fluid. I am saying this becuase some have green thick fluid coming outof them.
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>>18699939
Like this.
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>ask GF if she could sit on my face
>she finds it weird and says no
How to recover from this?
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>>18699926
>recover
What do you mean?
Do you think she won't accept you as you are?
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>>18699926
Haha your gf sucks. That's why she's tossing my salad.
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>>18699999
QUINTS
>Czech'ed
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How do you flirt?
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>>18699925
You don't, unless you're tall, handsome and rich.
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>>18699947
FPBP
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>>18699925
Non-creepy, physical contact, confident smile, bantz, and money doesn't hurt.
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How long does it take to get over porn induced erectile dysfunction? My girlfriend is super hot but I barely get aroused by her.
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>>18699866
Just going to say it, but I watch porn all the time and I have no erection issues. I'm pretty sure you just have ED. Go see a doctor.
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>>18699866
Just stop jacking off for awhile. I can't get hard to any of the fetishes I had 5 years ago but I'll stop jacking for a week and be popping a chubby for girls workinh the super market.
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>>18699866
It can take months. Think about it, you spend years conditioning your brain to get off from more and more bizzare material. It is obviois your average gf wont do it for you anymore.
https://yourbrainonporn.com/
>>18699875
Educate yourself a bit before you post.
http://lucidphilosophy.com/7-cherry-picking/
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My girlfriend's best friend of 12 years is shunning her because she and I have been dating for about a year. She is jealous that she doesn't have my girlfriend "all to herself" anymore. Won't talk to her or return any calls/text.
Also she tried to get my girlfriend to break up with my because my girlfriend mentioned in casual conversation I liked Trump. I've never had a conversation with this bitch about politics much less been outspoken about politics, ever. She's given my girlfriend the scarlet letter of "dating a Trump supporter"
Is this normal? Are girls always this fucking retarded?
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Yes.
Also she wants to bang your gf.
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>>18699863
Dont fall for generalizations. But it is obvious she is asshole.
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KEK she is a libtard.
You should just not give a shit and troll your gfs friend more.
Just be secure in your relationship, there is nothing she can to break up your relationship as long as you are honest to yourself and your gf.
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Victories that you had today 2017-09-07 06:07:28 Post No.18699861
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Victories that you had today
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I wanna hear things that you accomplished today, as minimal as washing your plate or making your bed! Lets get some good vibes going!
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I just woke up. I haven't had a chance for a victory today
:(
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>>18699883
You'll get there. Baby steps, baby steps.
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Got up and bought myself a little pizza, and now I'm pulling double shifts at a job that gives me panic attacks. Doin good so far.
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What to do when someone doesn't care that you care? 2017-09-07 05:45:53 Post No.18699799
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What to do when someone doesn't care that you care?
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Maybe some of you were around for my last thread. My girlfriend has what most would probably consider a bad habit - she works a night shift for work, and when she comes home around 4am she tends to pour herself a stiff gin drink before going to bed. This is something we've talked about before, with the conversation typically boiling down to her saying that I'm parenting her and she's young so it doesn't matter if she wants to drink.
My issue with things like this isn't so much that she's doing something unhealthy, but that when I express my concerns about it and try to care for her, she gets very defensive and pushes me away. I don't know how else to go about it - I know she's doing something unhealthy, and since we've committed to each other it's certainly within my responsibilities to care about her life. She apparently doesn't feel the same way, though, and thinks that it would be best if I just let her do her thing. Unfortunately, I've been in multiple relationships where alcohol or some other bad habit becomes a sticking point, and I know what happens to irresponsible people if they keep it up. How do you get someone to see that you actually care for them, and aren't trying to parent them?
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>>18699799
Sounds like you are trying to parent her.
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>>18699799
So he has A drink before bed every night and gets upset when you chide her for it? Sounds normal to me.
It'd be different if she was an alcoholic or drug addict but she has a drink to calm her nerves before bed; lay off.
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>>18699799
Of all the shit to worry about. How about you pump the brakes and check yourself before she dumps your ass for being a pansy? You're talking about her one drink like she's mainlining heroin in the bathroom.
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How do I get girls like these, /adv/?
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Go to graveyard
Chat with one
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>>18699736
Are you Chad?
Then you don't.
What, you thought 'emo' girls don't lust after Chad's dick?
Oh, how naive you are little anon!
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>>18699789
That's not emo, it is goth.
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