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>>18184348
youre boring.

stop being boring.

>>18184352
How?

>>18184370
christ are you really asking me how not to be boring?

There is no reason. If there is no reason then life is about what you make it.

>>18184306
I don't get that at all. I'm scared that of the infinite possibilities after death it'll either be something terrible or just nothing.

>>18184295
>>18184319
>infinite possibilities after death
Nah, once you die, you'll become nothing. There's nothing to be afraid of though, because once you're dead, you feel nothing because you are nothing.

Self bump so people see.

method?

>>18184299
Hanging. Really fucked me up because she always seemed so happy and was always concerned with the well being of others, it never occurred to me that he would be driven to this.

>>18184289
Bruh were you date raped wtf?

>>18184289
Sound like bait.
Ask your "gf" if she dtmrugged you or something.

>>18184555
>>18184580
i asked her about it all i got was that i shouldnt worry about it and that i enjoyed it wtf senpai what do i do

>>18184242
>have to be at work in 7 hours
fuck me

Drink lots of cool water.

Look at the world in wonder, like a child being birthed into the world and grasping the open air... or watch anime when you have free time. I suggest Wolf Children if you haven't already seen it. Da bomb.

>>18184167
i was in the same situation a few years ago
stay away from the sister if you know whats fucking good for ya you fucking idiot

>>18184167
Dick her. Ask gf permission first. Sell it as 'well at least you know I am someone safe, and won't hurt or take advantage. If she doesn't get it from me she'll get it from someone we don't know who might only want to use her'

It'll totally work bro

OP disregard my advice>>18184194
do this>>18184195 instead
nothing bad will happen

Order ONE THOUSAND (1,000) dragon dildos to their residency

>>18184160
first be sure it's not someone like me. I own many guns, I know when people are fucking around and trying to ruin my life in backhanded ways, and I always stack the deck in my favor so that if you actually manage to fuck with me, I'll wreck your shit.

for example, recent boss is witholding last paycheck after being a complete dick. well I made sure I stacked the deck, he can expect regulatory agents to show up asking about any one of many illegal things he was doing any day now. then his two biggest clients can expect visits, and finally his wife can expect her disabled vet status to be revoked and her benefits cut. oh and the irs will be calling on him, and ice will be visiting all the people he deals with and decimating their workforce.

so, make sure you're not dealing with someone like me. all this over 650 dollars

>>18184160
Slash tires (only 3, as it won't be covered by insurance so I hear) complain about him at his place of employment. Idk

>>18184146
get the fuck off tinder, god forbid you do actually get laid for once in your life, you will catch the clap
go meet women in person and get to know them enough to know how many dozens of men theyve been with before you dive dick first into a cdc quarantined pussy

>>18184153
>go meet women in person

...how?

>>18184153
>God forbid you actually do get laid for once in your life

I have. I've even gotten laid and met a girlfriend on Tinder

>Go meet women in person

I'm too busy for that at the moment. Between my full time job and stage production I'm in, I have too much stuff going on right now to go out expressly to meet women. That's one of the primary reasons to use online dating

>>18184124
I don't think so. You're allowed to pick up where you left off, but what the fuck why don't you ask a counselor?

>>18184124
your credits youve earned stay with you

>>18184124
depends on whether or not you go the same school, whether the credits are transferable, etc...

more details and we might be able to help

though your only course of action is to call the school and ask unless you want us to know where you go..

Take a shower

>>18184108
How will this help?

>>18184150
She's getting nauseous because you smell bad lol

>>18184096
get a hooker
come back later to thank me

>>18184096
>one of the meanest ways
which was?

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>>18184100
This, or whatever works. Doesn't matter how degenerate it is, if it will help you cope long enough to make it through your class work, fucking do it. Plenty of time for your life to fall apart this weekend after exams.

Sorry to hear that bro, I've been there too and it fucking sucks. Unfortunately you have a responsibility to step up to, so step up. I know it's school and you're given tons of leniency with grades and shit, but don't get used to it, bc if you decide to just not do a report for work bc you're sad, your ass is going to get canned.

So buy a hooker, take your friend's adderall, fucking cut yourself for all I care, just keep it together until end of school Friday.

>>18184063
I guess?
yeah, 15 yo don't have much in their heads and if he'd like to fuck them but for their bodies, he probably does with you as well.

So yes, that's something that could legitimately bother you.
Though if what concerns you is he might be a pedo, it doesn't prove it in any way. 15yo's usually have a developed body already.

>>18184063
have you seen 15 year olds nowadays?
scares the shit out of me

>>18184063
>My partner is attracted to me because of my qualities
>this disgust me
fucking women. every time.

Cont

>Didn't bring condoms but turns out she has some
>Instantly rip the first condom trying to put it on
>Nervously made a joke about my lack of experience but she acts cool about it, admitting she doesn't either
>Go pretty much straight into missionary
>Absolutly petrified and all of my thoughts turn to performing as best as I can
>Start gradually losing boner
>Pull out and decide to go down on her
>Initially approach it very calculated
>"Anon, you can get more aggressive"
>Taking this advice, begin furiously making out with her crotch
>Experiment at first but start getting into a motion
>Can see her start to enjoy it and eventually she cums
>Gives me head in return
>Feels nice but doesn't get me off
>Try missonary again and then a few other positions
>Poblem continues where I start off strong but always lose it after a few minutes
>Neither of us getting off to penetration, we lay down and grope each other for a while
>Start to realize that I've been worrying so much about performing that I've completly missed the point
>It dawns on me that this was the same qt from my class I was groping
>Suddenly become diamonds
>Roll her ontop of me and she starts riding
>Proceed to finger her as she rides
>Fuck for about 15 mins, during which both of us cum
>Go to sleep satisfied
>Wake up next to her that morning around 9am, both of us still naked
>Start gently cuddling until she notices my morning wood and tugs on it a few times
>Before I know it she's right back on top of me
>Fuck again for about 15 mins, this time even better than the last
>Both get dressed and as I leave hear "Anon we should do this again sometime"

Once again THANK YOU /adv/ for getting me to where I am today.

Nice job man. Congrats

I haven't gotten laid in over a year

That honestly sounds super nice!
I'm glad everything worked out :)

Hope you get more confidence being on top yourself, don't think so much about your performance just try enjoy it :)

>>18184036
you should show him how bad weed is by fisting yourself and ruining your pussy so he no longer wants to have sex with you

Why do you care if he smokes some pot

Jeez chill out lady maybe join him

I've tried fisting pussy just too tight.

>>18184035
Stop feeling sorry for yourself, set goals and do nothing until you get there, just simple ones like getting some work done or running an errand. Make those goals the only things that matter when you are doing them.

>>18184035
It's called growing up, though it seems to have been particularly traumatic for you.

There is nothing wrong or unnatural about losing some of your youthful optimism, since some of that was probably unrealistic to begin with.

Growing up involves giving up some of our wilder youthful dreams, but also finding new, more realistic goals and striving for them - and finding satisfaction in meeting them.

My advice... if I was in your position, I would have a couple of options. One option is to live in nature for a while. Ditch everything, sell everything, and go somewhere distant from everything. Learn to provide for yourself, such as farming or hunting. The mountains or a forest or a deserted place works best, filled with richness of rivers or of green or of scale. If you can't do that (and to be honest, it sounds scary to do), there are loads of things to find fulfillment in. The Office is a show about people being able to find happiness in one of the most mundane settings. You have not failed yet. It may seem like you have, but there are backups upon backups of things you can do in life. Never give up! Read up on farming and try to grow your own plants. Try going to a library and reading books. Don't stay cooped up in your room, it gets hella lonely. Experience the world, even if it means having to walk barefoot on the rocks sometimes.