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Anyone here have a gf who pegged them?
Did the gf enjoy it ? If so how much?
How do I ask my new gf if she wouldnt mind pegging me without being weird?
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>>18187123
if you havent done anal play yet, do that first.
if you had and you enjoyed it, then you'll enjoy pegging.
>how do iask my new gf if she owuldn't mind pegging me without being weird?
you don't. is there ever a 'not weird' way to do a weird thing? if their response is going to be negative you can't just rephrase it and think they'll still know exactly what you mean without having the full reaction.
that being said, you can ease into the conversation by having a general talk about sexuality and fetishes. find out whaat shes into and talk about what you're into.
doesn't guarantee a good outcome though.
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No she didn't enjoy it. She wouldn't admit to having any fetishes and said she just wanted to make me happy. She couldn't get the motions right and eventually asked to just use the dildo by hand.
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>>18187136
What do you mean anal play? I've fingered her bum but not me
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What can I do to curb my spending addiction on escorts?
It started out in January this year as a mere curiosity then it slowly escalated up until me making this post.
>January: $NZ80 with a Samoan 28 year old (30 minutes), not bad but not good either, very contrived
>February: $NZ80 with a white 42 year old (30 minutes), very talkative and told me my date that will love me if I fucked her the way I did
>February: $NZ60 with a white 53 year old (30 minutes), very awful because it was humid and I couldn't come inside her
>March: $NZ60 with Indian 28 year old (30 minutes), very decent orgasm in missionary without kissing
>March: $NZ80 with another Indian 28 year old (30 minutes), kind of awful, she was chubby and I was getting tired, I asked her stick her finger up my ass and came through fapping
>March: $NZ80 with a white 28 year old (15-20 minutes), titjob with amazing orgasm
>today: $NZ80 with a 38 year (30 minutes), great awesome in missionary without kissing
ALL instances were with condoms.
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I get this really awful chaser effect after I bang one escort, where I have a compulsion to go and bang a different escort nearby my place for a for the same price or less. I don't really have a problem with talking to women and asking them out on dates, but time constraints with work and uni make me a bit weary of spending time on dates. I have plans to go night clubbing again this weekend, once I have been reissued with a driver's licence. I am currently on OKCupid, Tinder, FetLife, Bumble and Blendr and talk to at least one girl when I am at uni per day, as well as approaching women in public when I have free time. I have only had sex once that didn't involve a transaction and that was a women I met at a local fetish event.
Yet I have developed this awful habit of browsing Backpage and searching for that one escort with a decent price that isn't going to entirely break my bank.
What are your thoughts and experiences? Is having sex with a prostitute/escort entirely different experience psychologically from having sex with a girlfriend, friends with benefits or one night stand? It goes without saying that I'm using Backpage as an utterly needless distraction from actual dating, seduction and sex with girls I meet in person.
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>>18187065
As long as your wallet can take it and your happy who cares? Stop living your life based on how you think society wants you to live. Lifes short just have fun while you can.
$NZ80 doesnt sound like a lot for twice a month anyways.
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>>18187065
Aren't you worried about health? Do what makes you happy but How do you make sure your not gonna catch something or get busted it seems like a big risk.
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Can anyone help me with my application with for a job? I need to write a cover letter and the prompt is pretty strict. They want
Evidence of high quality teaching.
Strong academic record.
The ability to teach a wide variety of lower-division courses.
Strong communication skills and interpersonal skills.
Experience and / or commitment necessary to work with a diverse population.
Abilities and experience that align well with department needs such as teaching hybrid courses or modular-based courses and collaborating on innovative teaching strategies.
to be mentioned. I've seen how they grade the applications its pretty much "mark 1-5 for how much applicant address this need", "mark 1-3 for this need" and so on. So I'm trying to tailor my app to this. What I have so far is this.
I am writing to apply for the instructor position in mathematics. I am currently a master of math student at ------ and plan on graduating this coming May. During my time as a master student, I have gained valuable experience in both teaching and tutoring that will be useful as an instructor.
During my two years as a master student, I taught both algebra and pre-calculus. While I only have experience teaching below calculus, I would enjoy the opportunity to teach any class at or above calculus, especially any theory based class. Outside of teaching, my duties includes tutoring in an open lab, which offers help to all classes below calculus. Having helped students in both a classroom and lab setting I have gained familiarity with the classes offered at ---- and developed different ways to convey that content to students in both formats. Having worked in the open lab, I have encountered people from all parts of the world, from different cultural and economic backgrounds. I enjoy helping people from different cultures since it forces me to discover different methods to explain concepts.
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I know it sucks which is why I'm here. Also I don't have proof of strong education background, and I don't know how to put that in there, I do have a 4.0 and won a scholarship. Also the strong teaching will come from the 3 letters I'm supposed to get from people who have observed me teach.
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I'll bump a few times.
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Could my GF still be pregnant? 2017-04-04 02:01:35 Post No.18186990
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Could my GF still be pregnant?
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We had sex about 4 weeks ago, she's on birth control and it was the week after she last had her period. I came in her a little bit. last week she had her period, and we thought everything was fine, but she got a pregnancy test from the gyno that said she was.
I'm freaking the fuck out guys. Help
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help guys I'm freaking the fuck out
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>>18186990
What do you want us to tell you? Of course she could still be pregnant. Convince her to get rid of it any way possible. Especially now before she tells people and starts getting attached to it.
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>>18187066
I honestly don't believe her really.
1) the likelihood of her being pregnant is so fucking low. Shes on birth control, it happened almost a month ago, she had her normal period last week. Honestly she may be cheating on me.
2) She told some dude before me and apparently his dad is paying for her abortion or some shit.
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Hey guys
I'm in a difficult situation and i need some /adv/ice
Long story short i was born to really shitty parents and was abused by them and stepparents for years
After being homeless and finding temporary places several times from the ages of 12 to 17, I am now 18 and I've stayed the last few months with the ONLY family i have, my grandparents. However, My grandfather lost his job some years ago and has been in an alcoholic downward spiral and now it's come to a climax. He has accrued 20 thousand in debt to the IRS for himself and 18 thousand for my grandmother, because for 5 years he didn't pay their taxes (he was in charge of the finances and had been filing them jointly, my grandmother trusted him and his drunk ass screwed her over big time)
Now we're all being kicked out of the apartment by the landlord because he quit his job to drink all day and hasn't paid his half of the bills for the past month, even though my poor grandmother keeps working and keeps trying but it's simply not enough.
I only make 9 an hour and I'm still a senior in high school so this is really fucking with my life
I have no idea what to do
I have no family or friends, and I've tried reaching out (in vain) on social media looking for a room to rent, because I have nowhere to go and can't afford even a small apartment on my wageslave earnings, and can't work full time because of school.
What am i supposed to do in this situation? I am 100% alone in all this and none of my ideas are having any results
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i can't think of any way to help, i've got no decent advice. the best i got is stick it out until school ends, try to keep your grades up, possibly go to college on a scholarship. take this bump.
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The first suggestion I make to you is to seek out more qualified people who can help you. Asking on 4chan is a start, but you need to have this question in the hands of people qualified to answer it. I wish I could tell you who these people are but I know that they exist. I would not be surprised if there is a company or movement or something dedicated to people in situations like yours. So your best choice is to start googling places like this that you can go to in order to answer your question.
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Maybe rwm.org (real work matters) for a better job
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Why is being fat acceptable but being a smoker not? Nobody every cites the dangers of being obese to a fat person because it's considered rude so why are smokers frowned upon so much? Is it the propaganda against smokers.
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>>18186817
Because smoking harms others, where as being a fat obese waste of space is largely harmless to others. Unless you can no longer keep up your hygiene because of it.
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Because when a fat fucker is eating his seventh bigmac in a row, he's not shoving all his potatos down my throat, you fucking chimney
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>>18186817
I dont know where you live but no one says shit to me about smoking except the odd concerned friend who suggests i try to quit.
Meanwhile fat people in my circles are often told the whole reason they so tired and sick all the time is they need to lose weight.
I think we have two totally different life experiences. I hope yours isnt just internet based.
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Why does God hate me?
> good looks
> smart
> talented
> big dick
> cum in 2.5 seconds on entry
I just left my girlfriends house in tears because she told me "I got excited because I thought you were gonna really fuck me hard and then you said you were cumming."
It must be some kind of cruel joke, man. For the first time in my life I've considered suicide. What do I do?
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I wish the many guys I (might have) said this too had cared enough to cry... so *bing* this Good Witch has just blessed you with some good fortune which you will hopefully bring to your girlfriend some as well.
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It gets better, maybe try masturbating in the morning if you know you're gonna get lucky that evening? You need to de-sensitize your dick, dude.
I have the opposite problem, girls have told me to come asap because they're getting tired and sore and I just couldn't, and in the end they've left looking like their confidence had taken a huge blow.
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Have you ever heard about the ancient oriental ability of going for a second round?
And your gf is a bitch for being blunt like that, just so you know
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!!?!?
Today I went to the Piggly Wiggly, I don't normally go to the Piggly Wiggly to shop but I had some coupons for some great deals at the Piggly Wiggly, so I went to the Piggly Wiggly. and while at the checkout I dropped a $20 bill... the lady in front of me picked it up... I thanked her and told her that it was mine and she said "The things found on earth are kept by the collector" and walks away... I looked at the cashier who is as amazed as me and, in a loud voice, I say to the lady, "is this some kind of joke?! Give me back my $20!" I followed her into the parking lot of the Piggly Wiggly, still shouting, but she would not stop.... When she got to her car, she put her shopping bags from the Piggly Wiggly on the ground to open her car door of her Sudan. So I ran up, grabbed the bags and ran off yelling "The things found on earth are kept by the collector!!" I went home nervous, shaken and agitated because I've never stolen anything in my life. I opened her bags...and what did I find inside?????????????
Can you guess? Well besides more coupons for the Piggly Wiggly. I'm debating whether to go back to the Piggly Wiggly to take advantage of them or not.
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>>18186733
Did the bags contain more than 20$ in value? If so you won!
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>>18186733
>Jumps in here car
"The things found on earth are kept by the collector"
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You goddamn southerners
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Hey guys
Pulling into a parking space this morning, I hit a parked car next to me. The car I hit is a newer model Jeep Wrangler. The owner told me it's going to cost $1k to fix. Does this sound like too much? She said the whole bumper needs to be replaced and the back side panel needs to be totally repainted. Any auto body ppl have advice?
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Call the police and file a report and tell your insurance company. What on Earth were you told to do when you get into an accident?
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>>18186732
I called my insurance. I'm deciding whether to pay out of pocket or make a claim. I just don't believe I caused $1k in damage.
>know girl for years
>she is dating a fuckwad boyfriend who goes into alcohol relapses if he doesn't drink like a fish for 3 days
>she finally ditches him last August and has sex with me
>we do the nasty and just chillax all the time until November when she disappears
>she resurfaces in January and she is dating a 45 year old piece of shit and she has been homeless for 2 months
>turns out she escaped from detox with him and have been living in an abandoned house
>she said left her apartment because she was sleeping with the Chinese restaurant owner for rent.
> she supposedly plans on marrying him for benefits
>I tell her folks of this and she flips out on me
>one week the girl and the dude get in a physical fight
>I meet up with her again and she can barely walk
>I promptly find the dude and smash his head into a wall (got away with it because he didn't know who I was)
>I convice her folks to take her back
>the dude was pressing charges on her because he claims that she attacked him
>he dies three weeks later due to a heroin over dose
>the girl has hep c now
>she now shacks up with her old druken boyfriend
>tells me that I annoy her and her boyfriend after a week of not talking to her
What should I do advice?
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>>18186655
Call her something mean and ignore her for longer.
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Oh I forgot that she unfriended me after she said that
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>>18186655
Realize that attacking people rarely solves anything when you dont finish the job.
Some people are just doomed to choose the worst possible options life has for them avaiable.
Learn from her mistakes and forget her.
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I blocked my ex on social media even though I want her back. We dated for five years.
Good or bad move?
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>>18186602
good move.
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>>18186613
Why is that?
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>>18186621
because even if you want to get back with her it doens't mean you should get back with her and a full block is the best way to stop you from giving into your urges.
the same way that flushing all your heroine is a good idea even though you obviously want more heroine.
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How to be there for the bf 2017-04-03 10:54:36 Post No.18186550
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How to be there for the bf
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Boyfriend's going through some health stuff. Lots of talking to doctors, lots of shrugged shoulders, lots of money that feels like it went down the drain. I can tell he's super tired and frustrated with all of this, and as someone who tried to get their health problems diagnosed before giving up, I can definitely relate.
However, I'm not sure how to comfort him during this time. It's physically hurting him and taking an emotional/mental toll too, but we're ldr and I can't even try to cuddle or fuck the sadness out of him. Kind of at a loss here, not sure what to say besides "I'm sorry you have to go through this."
Any advice?
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Stop being a cunt and just listen
Same advice for literally anyone who's with a person going through shit
Shut your mouth and hug them, they'll either work it out themselves or not at all
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>>18186550
eventually you will get tired of having to offer support to a male partner, because women generally are only interested in receiving support and prefer men with no problems or difficulties in life who are always confident and happy no matter what. so, sooner or later you will break up with him and try to find someone better at hiding their problems so you don't see them as weak. by the way cute cat.
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>>18186590
I am listening. I would hug him, but as I said before we're ldr. I'm just not sure how to respond when he texts me telling me that he's in pain, I feel like a broken record that can only say I'm sorry every time he mentions it. It's either "I wish I could help you feel better", "I'm sorry you have to go through this", or just "I'm sorry". I don't know how to do a better job of comforting him from afar
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My neighbor is gorgeous, doppelganger of pic related. She has damn near expressed an open desire to copulate: winks, shoulder touches, and stripped in front of me in the bathroom at our last neighborhood pool party.
I love my wife and I love my kids. And as fine and infatuated as I am with this woman I'm old enough to know its lust and not love i have for her. I don't ever see myself cheating.
Which brings me to my actual question /adv/. Does it mean that I truly love my wife because I don't want to fuck this woman? What keeps me from doing it is that I know how badly it would hurt my wife and my kids. Its not because of any other reason, it really is just because I don't want to hurt my family's feelings. So is that real love? Or is that just pity or sympathy or some combo?
If your not married apply it to your relationships, if you didn't cheat just because you didn't want to hurt anyone, is that real love or is it fake love and just some sort of sympathy?
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>>18186373
I don't cheat because I like my life simple and without drama. Cheating would open me up self-imposed to chaos.
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>>18186373
Whether you love your wife or not is independant from what you're describing here. It's normal to not want your family to be hurt, it doesn't tell you anything about whether you're in love or not.
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>>18186373
DAMN you neighbor looks like THAT?
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I'll give you the fast details and if need be go into more detail
>meet girl in college
>shes fairly hot
>somewhat of a feminist but my dick doesnt care
>Hanging out and having a lot of fun
>She gives me that look like she wants me to kiss her and I go for it
>tells me not to go too fast
>spend valentines day together
>basically dating but I have not officially asked her to be my gf
Thats the premise. What happened later is I was hanging out with her and her friends, and they were laughing about women selling their virginity for 1 million dollars and how they would all do it.
This triggered me and I told her later that its a huge red flag and it sparked an argument.
Am I being crazy. Because we are this close to dating and I'm really thinking of calling it off.
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Kill youself
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>>18186322
You posted wrong details of the story. It is irrelevant if she is gf or not. What matters is her viewpoint on selling virginity, your viewpoint and why does it bothers you so much that you want to dump her over it (and i bet they meant that as a joke anyway).
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>>18186328
Well it kinda is. I wouldn't care if I didn't feel invested in this girl. I would have just walked away. But I do like her, and she likes me.
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If rape wasn't illegal, do you think you no guy could be trusted? Sometimes I think of this. Some guys rape even while it's illegal, what if it wasn't illegal, do you think there is a big change lots of women would be raped by friends or family? It is a scary thought.
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You're stupid if you think things being illegal really deters the people who genuinely want to do them.
I don't rape people because I have no desire to violate someone, not because I'm afraid of going to jail.
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>>18186247
Not really. As a guy, I really get off to the idea of female enjoying sex. Wanting me to bang her harder and thriving in pleasure as I push into her. Don't give a shit about oral cuckville.
I guess the only thing that would change about sex is that drunk sex would happen more. I think most guys agree with me that a woman enjoying being dominated is the best part of sex.
Like when I was first married I had to have a conversation with my wife about how sex alwasy felt like a chore because she never initiated it.
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>>18186247
Ofcourse that would happen, same for any crime really.
But i don't see it as such a slippery slope to do it, you really have to be fucked up to actually attack a girl and fuck her. I would say atleast so fucked up that you wouldn't give a shit about the consequences.
There are guys who are submissive, there is no reason for them to even consider it. The majority would still respect you enough. You'd have to watch out for extremely aggresive degenerates only.