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You're straight retarded, but she seems somewhat unreasonable.

>>18196756
>gf scared of getting cucked by jar of organic waste

You dodged a bullet OP, your jar is more important than some walking vagina.

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>>18196756

>we basically broke up because I chose my toenails.

>>18196750
Do you feel attracted to her and think she's an interesting and likeable person? Then go for it

>>18196751
I am not very attracted to her nor do I find her interesting. She is likable. I am wondering if it is worth it purely for the chance of scoring.

>>18196751
This. Also don't worry too much about the family part, as long as you treat her well and with respect they should do the same (unless they are bad people).

Wow thanks everyone!

>>18196739
>ldr
You could have asked, we would save you 10 months of suffering

Online dating, friends friends, social events you hate.

>>18196784
We are slow board you impatient fuck and your question is generic and uninteresting.

>>18196739

>Can someone tell me how to get back into the game?

Kek. What you've just described isn't a real relationship. You never left the game, son.

11 inches

If you're poking the cervix, you're too long. Ideal size is one you can use the full stroke going all in and hitting the clit with the base, without causing discomfort with the tip on the cervix.

>>18196710
Do you know that every vagina has different sizes? You can be too long that you hit cervix and that hurts the girl a lot.

When you are too thick, girl can get sore or even painful during act.

20 inches

>>18196700
>pick up girls at bars
You already failed.

>>18196700

lift with the knees so you don't hurt your back

>>18196700

Find a girl, talk to her. If you're interesting, she'll keep talking to you. Keep talking as long as possible. If you can manage to talk to her until the end of the night when the bars close, invite her home. Don't be a pussy about it, if she's been drinking with and talking to a random guy at a bar for 3 hours then she knows that you trying to sleep with her is a concrete possibility. Sometimes they'll say yes, sometimes they'll say no. Rinse and repeat. Thats it.

>>18196669
Your only choice is to steal robo from the store. Or beg for money on the street in shitty clothes.

>>18196669
fap your pain away

>>18196669
Do cardio until your body aches, and you're drooling. You could go for a jog right now, your body will release its own drugs

>>18196627
fart on her face

>>18196633
double dubs don't lie

>>18196633
fpbp
>>18196627
If you think you two are compatible and you want to see her again, go for it.
If you're unsure, you could try asking. preferably not austistically.
However, you're right that you don't always have to kiss on the first date. First real date I went on in college I was too nervous to kiss her but we still hookup now, I didn't want a relationship so don't go that path.

>>18196605
>lime a quite
like a quiet*

>>18196605
> How can I pass off as the strong silent type without seeming lime a quite brooding asshole?

Be competent at your job and offer to help others when needed.

> I also suck ass at banter, and if somebodies trying to fuck with me usually all I can do is smile and laugh.

Doesn't sound like a good workplace.

>>18196605
You have to practice, look it up and learn through experience.

I know it's possible intellectually

>>18196571
After two days of college I remember why I dropped out of highschool and became a neet for five years
Worst part is I'm not allowed to fail because it's already too late

that is awful, I think that the best thing you could try to do is to just attend college but at the same time look at the world searching for options

>>18196571

A lot of me feels like I should leave my city because I've lived everything it has to offer (jobs, types of people, women), but when I left it for college I got really depressed without my friends and family.

Plus I'd have to sell my house and find space for a bunch of my stuff.

What should I do?

>>18196503
>What can I do to better develop and express my emotions in a safe, controlled way so that I can be eager to live my life and not just sit around all day?
the thing you a looking for is a little thing referred to as "drive" or more commonly as "motivation"

if there was a single person on Earth able to teach others how to be motivated, they would be the wealthiest person in the world

the drive to force yourself into uncomfortable situations for your own sake and the will to persist and continue in order to achieve your longterm goals and dreams isn't something you can be taught or told, it's something that has to come from within you and is more like a habit or a talent that you nurture and develop

your emotions are a part of your being, they're a state that your brain forces on you that is supposed to inform you of how you 'feel'
instead of trying to bottle up your emotions or suppress them, think about them, and try to understand what you are feeling, when, and why

>>18196521
> think about them, and try to understand what you are feeling, when, and why
it seems like that's critical, eh? if emotions can't be controlled or used, if they're suppressed or ignored or let loose impulsively, then no drive or motivation can form for any long-term goals, no?

>>18196657
Emotions arent that connected as you seem to think. You can feel the extremes of happiness without ever feeling the extremes of anger.

There is a book called mind over mood that deals with controlling EI. Really though you are probably just grasping at straws. You cant just make yourself motivated any more than you can make yourself happy. What you can do is to force yourself to do things and control your thoughts to create an environment that allows motivation to flourish.

Good luck on your travels but try not to make an excuse for why you feel a certain way. Face your emotions for what they are.

>>18196499
ALSO GOD DAMN THIS BITCH IS LETTING HERSELF GO.

Like, I know this sounds sexist. But there's a point someone can reach when they need to stop eating every sweet in the house and actually fucking shave.

You guys haven't been dating long enough for you to be taking care of her financially. She should be more independent. Not sure if that answers your questions but I'm just saying.

When you care for someone financially it implies you're basically looking to get married. You really wanna marry someone you've known 1.5 years who hasn't sorted out her life, and hasn't yet sorted out her relationship with you?

I personally told my partner that I wouldn't let him share finances with me until I get my degree. We are both in out early 20s and agree we need to figure out our own independent lives before we try to merge them into a dependent situation too early.

>>18196499
Break up with her but first buy lots of cakes and McDonald's and other fatty food to get her extra chubby
She will have a great time in college

Just show that you want to earn their trust and forgiveness. Put an effort into making up for what you've done, and show that you understand what you did was wrong and you've learned and grown from it

going to need a lot more back story. you asked an impossible to answer question with how general you are being. we need details of the exact situation otherwise you might as well just fuck off.

And the best way to trick someone into forgiving and trusting you again is to convince them that you've learned from your mistake and won't repeat it

>>18196445
A call center job and 6 months

a lack of respect for yourself

>>18196445
autism

>>18196432
Kek

>>18196432
uh, yeah, dude. stop masturbating. jesus. no porn, no fap, don't even let her touch you for two weeks, don't even look at your dick for two weeks, nigga

>>18196432
Blow jobs arnt that pleasurable tbqh famalam

Just ignore him. If you're tempted by something, remove yourself from the temptation and do something else.

You're not an animal just acting on impulses, at least I hope not.

>>18196436
I don't even talk to him because of this issue.

I have never had an impulse so strong before. I have had to ****take care of myself**** while he was outside just to get the edge off.

What is going on here?

>>18196438
You're a human and attracted to another person, it's very common. Guys deal with this stuff every single day and just learn to not touch what isn't "theirs". It doesn't mean anything, you're probably still going through puberty and your hormones are in full blast.

Go for a run or something