How can I tell that my penis is broken?
>Yesterday I humped my pillow like I would rape someone and midway I kind lost my erection and when I humped my pillow again, I saw the of my dick bend in a way which scared me but I continued.
Today morning when I checked my dick, it looks normal like on days when I don't masturbate.
>I feel no pain and there is no visible swelling. But I feel a little numb over there. Probably from masturbating twice that day.
Do you think my penis has broken?
I know some of you are gonna mock me and I can't ask this question anywhere without being anonymous. :(
>>18250192
Make yourself an erection and see if there's anything wrong with how it bends now
And THEN ask
>>18250192
there's no bone in the penis
>>18250208
The penis can fracture still
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/can-you-really-break-your/
>It's what we call penile fracture. It is a severe form of bending injury to the erect penis that occurs when a membrane called the tunica albuginea tears. The tunica albuginea surrounds the corpora cavernosa, specialized spongy tissue in the core of the penis that fills up with blood during an erection. When the tunica albuginea tears, the blood that is normally confined to this space leaks out into other tissues. You get bruising and swelling.
My cat keeps taking craps outside of the litter box and puking everywhere. Vet says he's not sick so I don't know how to fix it. Anyone else dealt with this issue?
Try getting an enclosed litter box and move it away from the cat's food. Cats don't like to poop near their food if they can avoid it. Was your cat a bottle baby by any chance? Also, did you actually go to a vet or are you just saying that to get some advice that isn't "go to a vet"? Because obviously if you haven't, go to a vet. Beyond that try getting some sort of bowl or feeding mechanism that makes the cat eat slower and/or have to work for its food. One of my cats will just eat too fast and puke his food up at least once a week if I don't put it in a special bowl or feeding toy
>>18250180
>puking
Probably has hairball issues. You need to brush him more so he's not eating wads of his own hair.
Anyone here said fuck dating? Every girl out there goes for some douchebag who eventually throws them out like cheap trash and then they end up with some beta who will care for them, when they wouldn't have given them the time of day when they were younger.
I personally am over it. I'm not going to end being the beta provider who gets divorced and loses half my money for the rest of my life. I'm thinking about just taking myself out of the dating pool completely, but then I'm not sure what the point of being alive is since all humans are here to do is procreate.
Look up "men going their own way", join one of their online circlejerks and please never come back
>>18250142
Why would I never come back?
>>18250129
Your inability to find a date is YOUR fault, and nobody else's. You pretend that not dating is a decision that you're actively making, when in reality you have no choice in the matter.
There is a combination of factors that have caused you to be unable to get a girl. Any combination of having a negative outlook on life(this one is already confirmed, judging from your post); an undesirable physical appearance and/or bad hygiene; or not being raised by a good father (this one is almost impossible to correct) will have caused this for you.
You can throw your ONE AND ONLY life away by not dating, marrying and reproducing with a woman. Or, you can man the fuck up and make some improvements:
-attempt to create and maintain a consistently positive outlook on life, while redpilling yourself on women from the perspective of people who actually do get laid
-become fit, improve hygiene if necessary, and dress/groom yourself in a way that makes YOU feel good about yourself above all else
-talk to your father for advice and reassurance that comes with a personal connection (if your father isn't present, or is certifiably a scumbag who has no interest in making ANY positive contributions in your life, please disregard all of this and accept that you are beyond saving due to not having the most important connection of all, and promptly fuck off to the midnight shift at your local factory)
What do you do to get yourself inspired and keep going?
Do you listen to certain music, watch certain vids, channels, read some books, webpages, blogs?
I'm in need so give me all of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
I verbally self abuse myself until I feel guilty enough to work. This is probably bad though so I don't recommend it.
bump for research
>>18250097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2LQdh42neg
not trying to be a snowflake, but deep shit gets me motivated.
this song, especially during night.
So here's the deal. I'm not really willing to do online dating (I've never heard anything positive about it and EVERYONE I KNOW seems to always tell me it's filled with scumbag/shit men/women who seem to see everyone as disposable assets whose emotions don't matter and aren't human beings, but rather a massive list of names on a phone screen)
Now I don't know how true this is, but from what I constantly hear I'm completely scared away.
Anyways, I'm not looking for sex, and I don't really have places to meet girls other than university, but I really don't have a chance to talk to them in class.
Where can I meet women (pls no bars/clubs,) and how do I go about doing it? I've been getting told that approaching a woman in public is very creepy. Again I don't know how true this is, so tell me, how do I go about deserving to talk to these unreachable entities when I'm unworthy to even grace their presence without a purpose? (Kidding, but ffs)
Is it really that creepy to just casually start talking to a woman in public? Does that kind of thing make (you in particular) uncomfortable?
Bonus/Hard Mode: Convince me online dating apps aren't massive cess pools
I don't think online dating works that way at all the entire time, but there's a good possibility it'll happen, especially if you are a woman. I'd try it at least once to get your own experience, really. The convenience of it gives this trade-off, I feel. Will have to work through more garbage to get to the gold, so-to-speak.
The only way talking to women in public randomly would be creepy is if you, yourself, are creepy, and can't do so without feeling off-putting. When I do it, it feels somewhat uncomfortable, but most of the time, I don't care, and it's just like talking to another person almost.
>>18250117
Why do bad people even exist, I honestly can't get my head around it.
What's online dating like guys? One of my friends is constantly either ghosted eventually or stood up over and over again with no good experiences so far.
How do I approach a woman? Do I just say hello or do I say something related to the context of the situation/location we both somewhat share? Do I just introduce myself as if I've just met any other person? I'd assume I'd wait to do that kind of thing for a second, but how does this shit even go down? I've been pretty socially isolated all my life (not really my fault, I'm not even weird)... but I can hold my own once I'm in the conversation, it's just the starts and ends that I'm confused about.
>>18250093
>convince me online dating app aren't massive cess pools
Online dating is a tool you use to meet people you wouldnt meet / have courage talk to in real life. How good outcome is only matters on your skill + attractiveness + luck.
Stop being retarded baby and try it. Or die alone with your current attitude.
>>18250132
>approach woman?
Easy. You say hello to her and let her reject you. The chances you meet attractive girl in real life who wont be repulsed by you, will be single and at the same time will be looking for bf and will be in mood to talk to creep guy are almost zero.
Online dating accumulates girls who at least are in good mood for guys to approach them in safe way for both parties.
We humans need some sort of ritual mating dance. There is no telling which lady on the street is single. But we have none. Good luck going to bar / disco and actually getting laid there.
Stop being impatient, man up and go do something.
Tfw you can't kill yourself because of how sad it would make your mom.
I just imagine how much she would cry. Anyone else know this feel?
>but what will happen after she passes away?
She doesn't love you anyway who could love someone as worthless as you?
>>18250080
A lot of people feel this way. I definitely do.
Once she passes, then fuck it.
Just do it. She never did anything for you anyway.
I bet here at /adv yall get this alot, but here it is anyways.
tl;dr A supposed friend showed multiple embarrasing videos and photos to countless kids. Now i lost my "closest friends" and can't socialize to others cause they shy away.
Back when I was a freshmen, I had a friend named H*****. I was new to the school and i was apparantly very susceptible to manipulation . He would record me or take pics of me and tell me it was cool or funny. I swear, i was really retarded for believing anything he said. Near the end of the year, he showed soooo many kids in the middle school and the high school the embarrasing videos, somehow everyone i have tried to talk to has known about it. I don't know what to do about any of it. I know that high school is just a single drop in my life, but the loneliness hurts soo much
Just kys it will ease the pain
>>18250069
The only reason i wont is because my mother and my brother. Father is in prison. I suppose i could write a letter blaming H***** for my death and make him forever feel bad for what he did, but i dont know
>>18250074
Hmm yeah that might work. Good idea! I'd go with that one.
So I just found out that my new girlfriend has HPV (but we haven't done anything yet). Is there any sexual that we can do that has minimal risk of transmission?
You can kill yourself that should work
>>18250061
>>18250055
Almost everybody has hpv. Just only some have so shit immunity system they show symptoms. Do you want to have babies with a girl whose immunity system is THAT bad?
And where does she have outbreaks? On mouth? On pussy?
Take note that pic related is designed to scare people into buying vaccinate against hpv carcinogen of "vagina" yet there are 99+ types so it is just scam and they even want to vaccinate boys who simply has no vagina to die from :-)
If she has outburst on mouth, dont sex/kiss her until it heals, if it is on her vagina, run away and dont look back. You dont want that thing on your dick. It heals badly and HURTS as hell.
> 24yo Computer Engineering student.
> always been fascinated with computers and tech
> it's been really hard for me to get my deegree.
> been getting more and more depressed about it
( even more since I can't get a job to help out my parents ( i'm in another city ) )
> can't find a way to focus and study for my classes.
> extreme social anxiety prevents me from attending classes at all.
Any useful advice ?
Also, I'm 24 and still studying because I'm in Greece where Uni time allowed is about 2 * normal time, so in my case it's 5 years ( because it's a polytechnic department ) *2 = 10 so practically I can study up until I'm 28 but all I want is to get my deegree and get a job as a fuckin computer engineer already.
Sounds lame anon but the standards will really help you out the most.
1. Stick to a schedule. Wake up at the same time, eat at the same times, and set up a basic routine to follow (even if part of the routine is sitting around feeling shitty)
2. Exercise
>>18250012
Tried that over the years and it even worked at some points. But it's not the depression that gets me, it's the uninterest in certain subjects and professors that truly pushes me away.
Πρώτον, τη δουλειά την εχεις όντως ανάγkη ή απλα νιώθεις οτι θα ήθελες να βοηθήσεις τους γονεις σου με τα έξοδα; Απο εμπειρία σου λέω οτι kαι τα 2 δεν γίνονται. Και δουλειά kαι σχολή δεν είναι ευkολο. Οποτε θα πρότεινα να εστιάσεις στη σχολή σου. Μετα, πρεπει να εkkαθαρίσεις αν όντως σε ενδιαφέρει το αντιkείμενο αυτό. Η πληροφοριkή είναι ωραία αλλά είναι απαραίτητο να ασχοληθεις μόνος σου με τα μαθήματα. Μην περιμένεις απο τους kαθηγητές να σου μάθουν προγραμματισμό .
I have an 8000 word dissertation due by midday Tuesday, and I've written 200 words, with zero reading done. I also have a 3000 word assignment due in by Monday 4pm, which I haven't even started and don't even know the title of.
On to my actual question, what is the most effective way to make a suicide look accidental? I don't want my family to think I did it.
Pic unrelated.
>>18249981
Be serious. One hour of reading, one hour of writing, then pause and relax. And the repeat.
>>18249981
Don't kill yourself over work. That's insane. There are many more schools and jobs out there and a lot more to life than work.
Allow yourself to fail sometimes. Accept you might not be strong or smart enough. That this might not even be right career for you. Your suffering rises from you telling the world it shouldn't be like it is.
Tell your professors (or whoever you hand your work to) that you have other work too and you just can't make it to the deadline and ask if you could have few days more time. Those professors themselves might have like 10 papers like that to read and don't care if they read your paper little later.
>>18250017
Totally right, don't worry people are late or bail on assignments all the time, even at higher levels of research/academia. Most people say things like "oh sorry i havent had a chance to work on that yet" and everyone just forgets about it and checks in again in a couple weeks.
I have been dating my SO for 3 years. After 3 dates he got down on one knee and told me he would marry me on the spot if he had a ring.I am 26 and have always wanted to settle down or find "the one" so this was very romantic for me.
Things were great for about 6 months. We immediately moved in together and became financially co-dependant. Since then things have been slowly declining. We have sex maybe once a month, sometimes up to 6 months without any sexual contact.
Basically, he has come to hate me for my interest in politics and, really anything outside of video games exclusively. I realized that the only thing we really had in common was games, nothing about our personalities or life goals or anything. He has since retracted wanting to marry me and keeps demanding I get more money from working part time through my PhD programme or finish the doctorate before thinking about anything serious. That would be a bit more okay if he hadn't started the 3rd date like he did.
Anyway, I started getting involved in some stuff online and ended up being able to be in communication with another internet personality who I really liked. I got the chance to meet this person recently and am feeling more infatuated and emotional than I have in almost 3 years. My stupid emotions are screaming at me to abandon my long-term relationship for the purpose of working toward a chance of being with this person and trying that instead all while my logic is telling me to give up and accept that my life is too set-in-stone to be altered.
Part of my issue is my current partner despises my politics and views on everything. We never stop arguing. I have also, truly, not felt so infatuated with a person since I was a teenager. I feel like a 16 year old girl again and it's an insane feeling. Still, I have to consider finances and the living situation.
>>18249974
Who's the internet personality? Are you female? What are your politics? Do you WANT to break up with your SO?
>>18249977
Can't say.
Yes.
Libtertarian/Ancap type.
Yes, I am miserable, have been for months.
>>18249982
Then just break up with your BF. Your life is not set in stone. Rather have one tough year than a lifetime of unhappiness. Also, tell me who the celeb is. I'm just curious. Is he a political youtuber?
Its a close relatives 50th birthday this weekend. Their was a party for said birthday last night that I went to and have been invited for a last minute planned bday dinner at said relatives house.
My GF has been out of town for the week and gets back today. Plan was to spend the night with her at her place. I think it would be rude not to attend my relatives bday thing. My GF was invited as well but she doesn't want to go (she never goes to any of my families things because she says it makes her too nervous). She's now super huffy and passive aggressive and wont agree to a rearrangement of when I see her (all she responds with is 'maybe').
Is she right to be annoyed or is she acting rudely?
Rudely. Part of being in a relationship is sucking up and understanding that not everything is about that person.
She sounds a tad controlling or insecure. If you don't want a fight, acknowledge she is disappointed. Ask if you can spend the night with her still after the dinner (reminding her shes more than welcome to join if she wants) and offer to watch or do stuff she wants to do with her when you do see her. Also get her flowers or something else she'd like.
If you want a fight, tell her she's being pretty selfish and you don't want to spend the night with her acting like a spoiled child anyway.
Had a great night with family. She's still acting cold and passive aggressive despite me offering to see her another day and bring her favorite food
>>18249998
yeah I'm disappointed she didn't come, I wanted to see her and it would have been nice
>>18250006
She's definitely insecure and controlling. Gets grumpy very easily and sometimes its like walking on egg shells.
How does nofap work, and are there really any benefits to it?
I keep hearing all the shit about getting easier lays, moods improving, and for some reason, actual health benefits.
This sounds like snake oil, but I'm tempted to listen.
let's think about this one for a minute: how does not touching your dick make it easier to get laid
(yes it is snake oil, the only benefits are placebo or if you have legit porn addiction)
>>18249940
I haven't fapped in a year. You will be more mature.
>>18249940
Fuck nofap. I did it for nearly 200 hundred days. Didn't do shit.
>in my last semester of college
>have class with woman who has openly said she hates white men
>I am the only white man in class
>she bashes white men constantly, despite it being a business course
>makes everything an identitiy politics/feminist issue
>I get straight A's on my assignments
>I'm one of the only people who turns in all of my homework on time
>I help my fellow non-white classmates with their homework
>turn in final 12 page essay
>finish class
>she gives me a fucking C in the course
>gave this mexican girl an A- who got worse grades than I did
This seriously fucking pissed me off. I am going to report her to the Dean after I graduate, because she also talked shit about the dean of the college constantly, and made us "promise we wouldn't say anything".
Is this something that commonly happens in college these days? Do you think I should take action or let it go?
>>18249924
No this isnt normal. Its discrimination.
Record for evidence. You must have evidence to prove your statement in any case
>>18249924
take action dude, if she did it to you she'll do it to the next white person who is in class.
the sooner the better.
>>18249924
Why are so many women crazy as shit and fucked up in the head?
Is this what they used to call "hysteria"?
Hello,
usually I just lurk here, but my problem seems to get out of hand.
>had gf, 2 years relationship; 2 years ago
>she cheated on me from beginning of the relationship with a "friend"
>i cut her out of my life, but we had on and off together
>she was right after this with him in relationship but was batshit insane about keep with me contact which i always refused
>this ends few weeks ago, and i try to talk to her normaly, so i can have my peace; but shes cold as ice now, and i thought to myself "good, finally, I can move on"
>see her today at a party with this guy
>want to vomit, no sleep today, this week was hell for me anyway; 3 kg gone since one week
>i had this situation already and last time i spoke to her and forgave her her actions; since i was a pure hate, waking up with hate and going in bed with hate and was not worth it
>it helped for a while and we had our on and offs again
>consider to talk to her again, so this shit again stops but im not sure since she is now arrogant as shit
anyone been in familiar situation? what did you do?
I thought i was finished with her and now this shit is driving me crazy .. I just want my peace; to be able to eat and sleep normaly; why the fuck is it like this? i mean she is worthless whore and she cheated on this fucker with me, although she has a different opinion about this; i bet she sleeps now normaly and doesnt give a fuck; I really dont now what to do...
inb4 grow some balls, i tried everything and im tired of this, i just want my peace; no arguments, no curses towards her. has anyone had to handle a situation like this?
>>18249900
I left the door open for her in spite of her terrible behaviour. She took it for granted and lost all respect for me, to the point where she'd insult me to my face. Instant door closer. You already know the truth, that she's a terrible person and doesn't give a fuck. Don't hate her, don't try to "fix" things or her; just walk away and live your life. You'll find a better girl.
>>18249987
thanks mate; i dont doubt this, but last time i couldnt sleep for one week .. and i fear this time it will be even worse ... i just feel terrible and cant do anything about this ..