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Holy shit are you me?

>>18253192
Hope not. Shit sucks man and i'm clueless as to what to do. What's your situation?

>>18253128
was it good sex?

not bad, the cuddling was a little too intimate

>>18253150
not bad, the cuddling was a little too intimate

>>18253112
Mall cafeteria, best date I've ever had.

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>>18253116
My biggest fear is running out of things to talk about, and having a really long akward silence. I've considered getting a buzz from either drinking or smoking before hand to try to avoid that, but that seems a little extreme. Also pic related, it's me just to get an idea of what I'm working with

Go to the movies where you don't have to say shit

>>18253053
Are you moving solely to be with her? A person you've never met irl, someone whose online persona and presentation is all you know of them? That's kinda risky.

Also, you don't really need to bring up sex. I mean like if it's established you're both virgins, and you don't want to Skype sex or anything, just deal with it when y'all finally meet up.

And by that I mean
>put movie on
>cuddle
>move farther if comfortable
>if not comfortable, just use movies as opportunities to graduate to making out/sex

Ez pz

>>18253117

Oh, I'm sorry, I should have mentioned that we have met before. I've been taking fairly regular trips to see her throughout our relationship, so we're pretty well acquainted irl. It's mostly to be with her but also to kick my own butt since I'm 22 and still a NEET living with my parents. I figure it'd be good for me to jump into the pool headfirst so to speak, especially since I'm frankly really tired of sitting around and being depressed.

Yeah, she's not big on skype sex or phone sex or anything like that and to be honest, neither am I so that option is sort of out of the question. I guess you're right that I don't really need to discuss it beforehand, there's nothing really to be gained from it. I'm just nervous about making the first move, I guess. I'm too worried that I'm going to do something wrong. I'm probably thinking way too much about it but I'm a really anxious person by nature so I tend to worry about stupid shit that doesn't need worrying about. I guess I'll just try to put it out of my mind.

You put your penis in her vagina. It isn't difficult

>>18252952
> they all start with having long conversations staying late up and night and sacrificing a lot just to talk to each other
How exactly do you find them? What are the convos about? Are you sure they aren't one sided?

> do I scare them by getting too reliant on them?
Obviously.

>they tell me that I usually have expectations and feelings for them, expectations they had no problems fulfilling not too long ago
Well, do you? If yes, why? It's just some person you talk to.

>Am I legitimately an uninteresting person
An easy way to find out would be looking at your other social endeavors. Do you have friends? Are they close to you (from their side)?

Best guess without dwelling too much on details is that you're just an inexperienced needy faggot, which passes with time and experience.

>>18252969
>How exactly do you find them? What are the convos about? Are you sure they aren't one sided?

i live in a very conservative country - the internet is the only way to find anyone interested in you.
No,they aren't one sided. I actually take a lot of interest in what the other person has to say - I am not self-absorbed.

>Well, do you? If yes, why? It's just some person you talk to.

I am only expecting them to talk to me, okay. Because we used to a lot, and things always start off great, but they shift gears out of the blue for no reason and i start getting the cold shoulder.

>. Do you have friends?

i have a few friends yes, mostly men though. I won't say I have a huge social circle but the ones I have are very good people, and enjoy having me around. But I am also known to be needy yes

>>18252969
It is funnier how she even once told me: that look I am demisexual I literally cannot develop sexual attraction for anyone, unless I deeply value them and tells me about how she lusts after me and then would go ingoring me for weeks never replying my texts. She isn't a liar I know that for sure, so what the fuck am I supposed to read this as?

Leave her

Women like her are neurotic messes and thrive on men scrambling to rescue her from depression and sadness. They're worse than gold diggers who just wanna prey on your money. Women like your gf prey on your protective instincts as a man and bleed you of your time, attention, & sanity.

She'd be happiest with an arrogant type of guy who's too obsessed with his works to care about her tantrums and cries for attention.

Leave her, unless you wanna stay miserable.

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>>18252899
>Only problem is that she never follows through or even attempts.

Maybe she just needs some encouragement?

She is drama queen, leave her. I used to have a relationship just like you. She didnt threatened me but alwaya said shits like ' I dont think i can live without you' and ' I'd rather kill myself seeing you with someone else'. I've spent 1 more year with her because i was afraid she would kill herself. Finally decided to break up with her. She committed a suicide but fucking retard couldnt even kill herself properly lol

>>18252894
Performance anxiety maybe?

>>18252894
There are new sexual situations that afre so fascinating that your brain decides it doesn't want to miss a minute of this, and so it shuts down anything that might distract it, like your penis.

This shouldn't happen a second time.

congrats you disappointed two woman at the same time... MGTOW for the win.

I've always wanted a skunk with its glands removed.

Or you could just fix your issues.

>>18252844
reptile, like a bearded dragon or ball python.

they have scales that don't shed like fur/feather.

I would say yes

Should have said it was a present for your girl or something.
Or you could say you just wanted to suck the dildo and you're still on top.

>>18252780

She never brought it up. I just know she saw it.

>>18252664
Femanon here and I low-key think you're a pos for doing this. Don't pretend to live alone. And also don't cut it so close. Pick 2 to pursue (only 3 if you're ugly and there is a high chance of you getting ghosted) and take it from there.

Wine is always good. But bring hard liquor too. And no snacks. This isn't your 3rd grade birthday party. Bring enough groceries to cook a dinner and breakfast if need be.

Wouldn't a hooker be cheaper?

>>18252770
>Bring enough groceries to cook a dinner and breakfast if need be.
Yeah don't do this.

They're just holes.

>>18252770
Kek salty whore who probably got duped by some NEET faggot pretending to be James Bond's son

But you are pretty pathetic OP, even if they may never know it. I just picture this poorfag with a tiny red dick desperately dragging himself over sand to get pussy and the notion of class. Also it's a bad idea to hook up with 3 different women in a span of a weekend, what exactly is the point? It's going to be pretty boring sex with that little build up

thanks guys

what the fuck were you asking for?

Trying to figure out what the question is, here is an answer to some possible question..

My advice is to go to the one farther away from your current residence. See the world.

don't do anything
the more you touch this the worse it will get

>>18252521
He already touched it with that follow up. Just learn from your mistakes, look over your conversations with her and try and see what you fucked up on. I was like you a while back and just kept going and going and trying for something that wasn't there. It took her finding a new boyfriend 4 days after saying she needed a break from dating for a while to wake me up a little.

Reply with "please respond", that usually works

go to town on her, dont ignore the clit and i dont know touch her skin to make her feel sexy

>>18252507
I brought a whip once and she ignored my inability in bed and focused on the kinky shit

>>18252515
there's videos on how to eat pussy
what an age we live in

>>18252494
>retail management

like supermarkets?

you're 35, work retail, can't spell and say you're bad at math. keep working retail.

>>18252500
yep

let me clarify i know where they both live and will be seeing them on the coming wednesday at a local youth group i help with and they just loiter at. So theres plenty of opportunity.

The anger will only consume you. Let go of it anon

>>18252414
i've been trying its been almost 7 months since she left me and it took her 2 weeks to jump straight to him. And I'm fucking sick of seeing her happy.