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Adv/ I can't fucking learn at all.
I have huge problems with maths(nothing goes in to my head)
It's my extended subject and I get such shit marks it hurts.
It's extended stuff and I just can't do it.
Tried to do tons of exercises and it didn't help, I just stopped doing them since I know I won't learn anything anyways.
Any tips?
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>>18254518
Consider studying something else?
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>>18254535
Not possible. Too late to change subjects
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>>18254542
How?
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I'm embarressed to admit this, but for a short while I had a Tinder profile.
Last time I got laid was when I was 20, now I'm 32.
I was fed up with my very long dry spell (12 years).
I was interested in some casual hookup, not strings attack sex or a one night stand.
I'll admit i'm no Chris Hemsworth, but I think I look average.
During my time on Tinder I did not get a single match.
I have genuiley given op on life, I have fully retreated from society.
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>>18254512
You know it is objectively proven that Tinder has an 20/80 rule and that it is programmed in? If you really want to get laid, talk to any female in a relaxed setting and get dating. Go to a prostitute or (when you are white) to asia.
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I forgot to add this video, which made me even more depressed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6RO7jkpoVM
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Bro, tinder is bullshit. It uses a mathematical equation to show your profile to others. So, majority of the girls you Liked probably have never even seen your profile.
Get off Tinder, really. It's not healthy. I'm similar to you. The only time I've ever had sex was when I was 20, and I'm 26 now. I got tinder for the same reason as you, but all it did was bring down my self esteem. I feel better that I deleted it.
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Fucking help me. Please.
So a bit of context:
Current relationship I'm in with gf has made my world and shit and God I love her. Recently, she's been talking about how she can't wait to have sex with me. I'm a virgin and she isn't, she's only been with a few guys in her life. She's really enthusiastic about wanting to fuck me and I don't know how to feel about this. I never much cared for sex as edgy as it sounds but now I feel a bit intimidated and well, I just don't know how to feel about this.
Wot do.
If you have a question, just ask.
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>>18254430
Have sex
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>>18254430
Have sex with her.
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>>18254430
Have sex with her vagina.
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Unsure of what path to take 2017-04-24 05:05:16 Post No.18254406
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Hi adv, I am almost 19 and currently i'm NEET after doing badly in high school (UK sixth form). I have some options that I can choose from which will probably determine my whole life. I've been super sheltered and am very inexperienced with life stuff, even socialising is hard for me, so I want to pick the best path that will help me experience everything I want to, and will let me be happy properly.
I currently hold a place at a mediocre university in an isolated part of the country, the city is friendly (i visited recently with my mum to check the uni out) but very small and there isn't much to do in terms of activities, but there is a sports centre in the Uni and for my whole life i've really just been sitting at home gaming or on my PC, all indoor hobbies, so I guess I should be able to handle it for 4 years. However I was hoping that at uni I would get to make a big change to my life and see what going outside regularly and doing outside stuff would be like. I also really want to make some friends and maybe learn to talk to girls and uni would probably be the best way of doing this but as I said, it's an isolated uni so i'm unsure if theres lots of people who will like me there.
I can also go for an apprenticeship, I was thinking a skilled trade would be good to learn, I've kinda always hated book-learning but I was semi-decent at it so I never really seriously considered a practical job. But this would also be 4-5 years, and I don't think the environment would be good to make a lot of friends or meet girls. I would most likely have to socialise outside of work which I am not good at. The money will not be good and i'd have to stay at home (which id prefer not to do, several reasons, main being that I don't get along very well with my family and they don't like me much so its best for everyone if I go away) but i've heard once you're qualified and experienced a little then you can make a nice salary and it's rewarding work.
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I was also thinking of trying to get into the military but my eyesight is pretty shit and i'm not fit. However i'm willing to become fit, and the military is something i've always kinda fantasised about since it's so different to normal life and there's the travelling and always being outside, so it interests me a lot. I know I could probably make some good friends in the army, there'll probably be a few people similar to me (one of my old HS friends who used to be like me but fitter recently joined the RAF). However there's no girls and people seem to look down on soldiers, my teachers used to say it's a bad idea to join the military too and so do my parents. It's again a 4 year contract, but it would probably force me to learn discipline and I could save a little money, the pay is around £20,000 avg a year.
Essentially, I can't decide which would be best for me to become a better happier person. I am currently moderately depressed and see a therapist, which I think was because of my isolated lifestyle and lack of social contact. I've also never really achieved anything before and I want to start my life properly now that i'm an adult.
A summary of my personality is: "introverted" (I get anxious in social situations that have more than 1 other person, but I do really enjoy being in a good environment with people if I know them a little and if they are friendly), gamer, chronic internet user, I know a little bout a lot, but i'm very lazy and find it hard to dedicate myself. All of this I want to change to the opposite. I want to be one of the people like my old buddy who spends most of their day doing 'real' stuff, lots of friends and socialising, successful in doing long-term things, and not reliant on internet or anything to stimulate my mind. I also want to be fitter, but I think all of the options above will help me become fitter and active.
If anyone has any input it will be much appreciated. Thank you for reading this long ass post.
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>>18254421
eh, I guessed it would get that reaction. A bump is better than nothing though, maybe someone will end up reading it out of boredom.
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Move in with gf or not? 2017-04-24 05:00:18 Post No.18254393
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I just got the first gf in my life a month ago and I'm already having problems in my relationship with her. I met her on an online dating site and so far it's been going well. But problem is she lives almost an hour away and it's a big problem for me to keep having to travel such a long distance to see her every day. We also have our own separate jobs so she doesn't want to move out of her town and come live with me. And I don't want to move out either because I already own my own small house here.
What should I do in this situation? She's already asked me to come live with her instead but that would mean abandoning my house. Do I break it off because the distance just won't make this relationship work?
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one month of dating is way too fucking fast to move in with someone dude
sometimes shit just can't work out. Sounds to me like it's best to go separate ways before it drags
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>>18254393
If the house is yours aka no rent, you have nothing to lose. You just lock it and move. Easy.
In the worst case scenario you will enjoy few months of intense sex and once she turns out crazy, you simply move back to your house.
Do it faggot. Nothing to lose (unless you make her oregnant :-) or live in canada or other cucked state with law about living with girl long enough = same as marriage.
Good luck with your gf. Tell us how much ankward was the first date?
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>>18254398
I know, but...well I'm 33 and I don't think I'll be able to find another gf. She's the only woman that's ever been able to put up with me and I already lost my virginity to her. So, yeah...it's complicated.
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But still, if I move in with her she'll have the upper hand in the relationship. I've been single for so long I'm not used to it, she's already buying me clothes to wear.
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Anyone have any experiences with those hotline suicide numbers?
The thoughts have increased lately and I have nobody to talk about it with.
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I haven't had any myself. I went to one of those live chatrooms once, but there was a kid in there monopolizing all the agent's attention and I was feeling kind of unwelcome so I didn't stick around.
I hear you have to be careful about which agency you call, because some are more interested in evangelical witnessing than actual emotional support.
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>>18254378
They're all shit. Talk to a friend, a family member, a psychologist or someone here.
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>>18254365
Why dont you tell us your story anon?
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No men in my life as I grew up. What's some advice you got from your father that really made a difference for you? For those of you who were in my situation, what's some things you wish you'd had a man in your life to tell you about?
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wash your hands after you pee
dont just shake your dick use toilet paper
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"You drink, you get laid" and then you die."
In other words, life aint shit. Don't get yourself into trouble, be smart, and don't take people or life too seriously.
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>what's some things you wish you'd had a man in your life to tell you about?
Like everything. Nobody ever told me anything.
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Boyfriend doesn't like sex 2017-04-24 04:35:27 Post No.18254335
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Boyfriend doesn't like sex
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So I have a problem with my boyfriend who's not too keen on having sex. We've been together for 9 months now and he lost his virginity with me (he's 26, I'm 24). I'm not very sexually active person too, but having sex once a month is too seldom even for me. He really likes kissing and cuddling tho. It's also not an erection problem, because I often feel that he's rock hard when we make out. He was more "pushy" before he lost his virginity, but after that there was a clear cut transformation to "sex is not that important to me". I suspect that maybe because he lost his virginity so late he had higher expectations about sex or maybe he's not very confident about his skills. I'm not really sure how I should touch this topic nor how should I talk with him to make him more comfortable with the topic. I really try to encourge him (not directly, I try to be subtle), but I feel I'm doing something wrong. Any ideas?
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Neither does mine so I have an online relationship that he doesn't know about. My online bf gives me what I need/crave (phone sex/cam sex) while I get to enjoy my physical boyfriend's friendship.
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>>18254375
Well that's not an option for me, since I love him deeply and can focus only on one person.
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>>18254335
Try coming on to him and wear something sexy or new.
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Have you ever screwed up terribly with a girl and fixed it?
Pt 1
I'm in a bad place right now. Just last week i was happily dating this girl, and things were going well. Then thursday happened. It started off a wonderful day. Went over to her place, went with her for a few errands she had to do like applying for a job (which she got hired for on the spot). Then we took a walk in the woods holding hands and went out for dinner afterward. It was all great until we went back to her house again. Her roommate had some weed, and i didn't really want to smoke because of how weird i get around people when i'm high. But i said fuck it, i like her, she'll make me feel comfortable being around her... Well not so much. I started acting awkward again. I drank a bunch of liquor trying to calm down but i only got worse. The initial plan was for me and her to go in the other room and watch a movie together after hanging with he friend for a bit, and that's what i wanted to do, but i wasn't having it anymore at the time. I was acting all weird, wanting to go outside and walk it off, just weirding her out.
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Pt 2
then to top it all off, i got arrested with a dui on the way home, after she told me i should stay because i was fucked up. So i feel incredibly awful for that, and now i have a huge hole to dig myself out of over the remainder of the year.
I don't understand what was going on with me, i'm not a reckless person, i just made a huge mistake that night and i can't take it back. She said her interest in me being more than friends is pretty much gone now, but she'd give me a chance to explain myself in person and maybe one more date to see if i can be cool again, once she gets back from her trip this week. It's killing me waiting to get everything off my chest right now.
tl;dr
>had a good thing going with girl
>got all fucked up around her, went to jail and screwed up everything including my life
>tarnished my good impression for her
>maybe getting a chance to redeem myself, but it doesn't look good
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Well, you fucked up big time by leaving, but you already knew that. Consider yourself the luckiest guy on earth that she's willing to give you another chance. What you should do with that chance should be obvious: there's something(s) about you that she was in to before, so if you know what those things are, just make sure to show them off perfectly when you get your date with her. Hopefully she'll come to realize that one mistake doesn't define a person, and things will go back to normal.
Best wishes, bud.
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Thanks anon. I hope things go back to normal. Just a few days ago she was texting me good morning with hearts and kissy faces, making my day by saying how much she enjoys spending time with me. Now she's being incredibly short with me. Granted, she's busy packing and shit for her trip, but i just hope she meant it when she said she'd give it another date.. That's all i need, even if it doesn't change her mind. I can't have the last time i saw her be it.
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What's the best way to ask for condoms without the seller awkwardly asking you again and again?.
Today was like
>i want 2 of the blue ones *pointing at condoms*
>*seller confused*
>"the durex ones, the blue ones, two"
>this one?, two?
seriously what the fuck, can't you just give me the fucking condoms...
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Don't mumble. Tell them exactly what you want. The cashier is most likely high and doesn't care what you're buying. They just want to get you out of the store asap.
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>>18254296
he wasn't high, and seem a little bit nervous to be honest
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no one cares if you're buying condoms, just be clear and don't act like it's a big deal.
"2 packs of durex condoms please"
like that's all you gotta say
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I need help, I'm going to get kicked out of my apartment!
>Member of gym
>Charge 27 a fortnight for membership
>Only had 1 year membership
>It's through Ezydebit not the gym
>Suddenly it's charging 60 a fortnight unannounced
I don't have money for a phone to cancel this shit!
My rent is due in two days and I'm short now because of it!
REE! wtf do I do!
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>>18254268
Talk to your landlord about paying rent late, I'm sure that they would try to help you out given that you could prove what you said to the landlord.
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>>18254268
Find 60 somewhere dude come on be proactive
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>>18254268
Go donate plasma and you should get $40-60 for your first time, either cash or on a debit card.
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Money spending problems 2017-04-24 03:53:38 Post No.18254217
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I (23/m) have come to finally recognize i have some issues with money and that's probably due to me trying to cope with my lack of social interactions. I'll just give you some quick examples of my mistakes I have done these past years
>like boxing and subtly imply to father that I'd love doing some
>buys heavy bag and do some workouts but eventually, I never touch it again
>friend commutes everyday to school by bike, at the same time, working out and has insane cardio
>I decide to buy myself a great bike and join a bike club
>end up spending a total of 3,5k CAD $ on the whole gear...only to never use it because I realized that I couldn't safely lock my bike anywhere I go because how valuable it is
>love shooting guns
>decide to buy an SKS and some ammo
>got lazy 1 day and didn't clean properly
>has rust and don't feel like shooting anymore
>I love cars
>subtly imply to my father that I want a sports car but you must understand that my salary went directly to some kind of family fund so I'll be paying for the car too
>found some older cars like first gen 350z, G35 and other cars in that range
>surprises me one day by buying a 2011 Camaro SS
>feel extremely guilty of somewhat forcing my father to buy a sports car and drive it very rarely and I thought it would somehow make me cool or successful but I feel more empty as ever
I realized I am a spoiled child that spends money left and right and I don't know what to do anymore, I am ridden with guilt with all I have bought these past 6 years.
What do?
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Buy gun
Kill self
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>>18254217
You don't have a money spending problem as much as you have a commitment to your hobby problems.
Try to fully commit to something and you're not allowed to give up or change for 3 months
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>>18254239
Ok will try
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What could these red marks be?
The closest thing i can find is ringworm, does it look like it?
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>>18254201
It kinda looks like a fungal infection, but I am no dermatologist, plus we lack the patient history.
Absolutely worth going to one though.
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That's a ringworm. My siblings had them all over their arms when we adopted a stray cat. I'm not a fan of petting animals, but even I got one of those on my lower back.
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>>18254222
Use tinactin fungal cream that you can get at Wal-Mart or some place like that. As I said my siblings got covered in them and that did the trick.
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How to put life back together? 2017-04-24 03:23:56 Post No.18254145
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How to put life back together?
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I fell for the smoke weed everyday meme, I live at home, work at Jiffy Lube, and became a tendies tier autist addicted to benzos. Used to have my own place, a blonde 7/10, would cycle bike trail daily, and was a car salesmen. I'm running out of ideas to get out of this.
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adderall and get into a smart hobby of your choice
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>>18254153
That was my scrip in HS, not too bad of an idea. Thanks anon. Would probably help me get back into cyclefagging too
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Back to the main post for a min
>jiffy lube
I don't know if i can handle another minute of going back down to retail. I just don't feel like an adult anymore, and I got these dipshits around me that think they're master mechanics.
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Is kickboxing good for self defence? 2017-04-24 02:59:58 Post No.18254091
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Is kickboxing good for self defence?
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basically the title, oh and would i be able to practise it at home? I'm anti-social so i don't want to take any classes with other people.
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-Is it good for self defense?
Yes
-Practice at home
No
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So i can't practise it at home at all?
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>>18254115
You can do it, but you're asking if you can learn something inherently involved with other people on your own.