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Engineering

(only semi-trolling)

>>18309577
become a teacher, history, religion, language etc, redpill the youth

Feminist dance theory

You would need to go through your doctor to get scar removal cream that actually works that is where I would start

As far as I know, topical solutions aren't that effective. Laser is your best bet

Dermaroller and vitamin c

Get a bissexual girl and fuck girls with her

Problem solved

>>18309550
Why is fucking around so important to you? How would you feel if she left you because she wanted to "find herself"?

>>18309553

Yes, I've thought about this... Though it's much easier to find someone who's into this then to try and program a fresh personality. Perhaps it would even be a futile effort.

>>18309560

Because I like variety. I assume you're a married person who doesn't cheat or watch pornography? Please explain to me what makes that so much more fulfilling.

I would have no problem with her doing so, why would I try to restrict such actions if that would only lead to another failure of a relationship? Honestly, that would solve my problem anon. But she's not leaving me, she's falling deeper in love with me each day.

>>18309547
ill just keep ranting
>also be me
>antisocial introvert
>never hang out with anyone
>havent gone out of my house for something other than school in over 4 months now
>future. fucking. NEET.
im going to murder myself.

>>18309547
How the fuck do you get to be your own parents!? O_O

>>18309548
>no one ever invites me to hang out.
ive been out with "friends"(literally have 1 actual friend and ive only actually hung out with him.) a record of 5 times in my life cuz thats how rarely i get invited
and i dont know how to invite people to hang out so im stuck in a loop of just studying all the time,watching anime and masturbating.
someone. please. help. me.

Stop trying to argue with people first. Nothing ever gets resolved when people are angry. People who are worked up are unable to change their view on things, because anger. You need to try discussing instead of arguing points that nobody listens to.

Also you should interact with people more so you know how to articulate ideas. If you spend most of your time by yourself, you start thinking abstractly and that doesn't help when talking to other people.

same boat. also trying to talk vs. typing is a cesspool of bad wording. I try making a mindmap of what i want to say and systematically go about how to say each aspect. doesn't /fix/ it but it helps

>>18309546
I don't always argue, I just sometimes can't English properly.

I also don't really understand how should I interact with people. I can come up only with like three to four topics that might actually interest them.

>>18309453
Honestly mate there isn't a lot you can do, if you had a shit ton of money you could have pubes on your head like Wayne Rooney but even then you look like an idiot.

I know it's easy for me to say this since you have to go through with it but it's best to get a grade 1 cut all over and get used to it, it's all you can do anon.

That's who you are now. Get used to it.

Go full bald and become the smartieguy.

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>>18309448
Hey OP.
Just try to think about what you want your life to be in like 10 years, don't think about the way to get there.
Maybe you'll have some image of a little house with a wife and a couple of kids. Maybe you just want to explore the world.
If you want the first one, just try to find any job you seem to like, get some savings. Rent maybe a small house, marry your GF, make kids, just start, don't overthink it. Let go of control, embrace the moment. You'll feel much better.
If you want to explore or something like that, just find some temporary jobs, save the money and buy a ticket to anywhere. Explore (insert country of choice), maybe after you run out of money, find some small temporary jobs (bartender or something like that) and buy your next ticket. Just living on the edge and go with the flow.
Don't stress, it doesn't help mate.

>>18309448
STOP.

Just stop, right now. You are not lost, you just think you are.

Just take 10 seconds to stop. Stop worrying, stop thinking about anything beyond this exact moment.

Your only purpose is whatever the hell you want it to be, and nothing else.

Ask yourself one of two questions:

>What do I want to do?
>Where do I want to be?

Answer it as simply as possible.

Do you not have a simple answer?

STOP. Stop overthinking it, and come up with the simplest thing possible.

Family?
Sex?
House?
Education?
Travel?
Religion?

Now think, "What is ONE step I can towards my goal?" As soon as you find yourself making a whole plan, STOP. What is your first step?

>>18309472
This actually

>>18309356

You realize that the pic you put up of the """natural beauty""" the chick has makeup on?

>>18309356
With a woman like that? Pure natural speech. There is no trick there is no smooth talking. Girls like that will zero in on that shit quick. I know because I'm dating one.
Just be straight honest. I like you, I think you're nice/cute/whatever, wanna go out sometime, etc. That's your best bet.

>>18309343
Not a bad person. Just an extremely unempathetic one.

Political right is not the same as alt-right.

I mean, "bad" is up for debate. But whether you "see yourself" coexisting or not, you will coexist with others. You can make the best of it or drive wedges between yourself and others.,

>>18309343

Depends on what you mean by
>I cannot see myself coexisting with certain people
You want to put all these people in death camps and kill them en masse? Not cool.
You don't want to live in the same neighborhood and will move if they move in? That's your choice and nobody else's business.

>she owes me a grand
If you break up with her before she pays you back, you will never see that money. This is a fact of life you will have to accept.

>she has furniture in my house (honestly I don't care if she takes it but then I'll probably have to help her dad move it out and that's gonna be hella awkward)
Have someone help her move out while you're not home.

>she has house and Mail keys
Changing the locks is the only way to be sure she can't get back in.

>she has a bunch of junk in my house
If nobody helps her move it out, throw it all in boxes and stick it out on the porch. After some time if she hasn't come to get it, into the dumpster it goes.

Just curious, why do you want to break up?

>>18309247
take a xanny and tell her to gtfo

It managed to hit all six of my cylinders despite how tragic the scene was (to the point that the guilt over it getting me volcanic and infuriated drained me of my normally hearty appetite, focus, and prior healthy self-assurance that fantasies like these are totally common which was thankfully reset upon receiving some kind and gentle advice about it and it has since totally relit my pilot light with me inserting myself and my boyfriend/old fuck buddy/much older schoolgirl crush in the roles) and I want to share it with my boyfriend, scripted and all (with instructions and safewords as I think that I should not show him the scene) as soon as we work out the mechanics of regular vanilla sex first.

Three problems: what if he finds it undoable and revolting (understandable as he's a gentle, patient, and passive kind of guy, more so when we're alone and is afraid of hurting me as he's 6'5" and I'm 5'3"), what if he won't let me outsource it, and what do I do about sharing where the scene came from with any other future potential male partners? He has more jealousy issues than I do and this is the first long term relationship for either of us.

I have thought about opening the relationship for a while but I don't know how to feel. Sure, it would leave the both of us open to explore more due to physical distance but I haven't been terribly keen on casually hooking up as a one time deal, I like being able to forge connections despite me not being the most social girl (I get withdrawn and paranoid of my shitbag qualities easily and fear the clinginess that I've exhibited when I was younger and have since avoided) and he understandably fears falling back down the rabbit hole of porn addiction and no longer masturbates regularly even though I try to assure him that it should be fine. Basically, I could see myself trying to work with it if it's agreed upon but he may have more trouble. I will also admit that the opposite may turn out to be true and I worry about being left out or left behind myself.

And there's physical issues. Aside from what may be vaginismus, I also have my clit caught in its own death grip. He's been gaining weight but is at least trying to work on his breath. And I'm gonna work on getting a MM car, exercise, and therapy.

TL;DR/CHY: haven't done much due to distance and physical factors, libido kickstarted once again due to tragic fictional rape scene that I shouldn't have found hot and want to re-enact despite past self assurance that these fantasies are common, thinking about opening relationship but don't know where to start due to slow start and my own self inflicted BS.

What? sounds like your dude doesn't want to fuck you. If he hasn't found out that you're a dirty little slut yet maybe you should tell him. You should definitely tell him about your fantasy, maybe it'll lead to some out of the blue fucking.

Porn addiction is BS, if a guy doesn't want to fuck you it's because he's not attracted to you or he doesn't feel comfortable around you. It sounds like your BF is the one with the problem, at least it sounds like you've pinned most of the lack of sex on him. If you really are doing everything to wet his appetite for fucking you, then maybe you both just don't match.

>>18309203
Nah man.

>>18309203
How old are you? Anyway why not, instead of killing yourself just like that, why don't you try to live as recklessly and carelessly as possible? I mean if you've reached the point of suicide you can just tell the world to fuck off and do whatever you want and can.
People say it's wrong to blame the world but in all honesty you can't only blame yourself, there's a lot of luck involved in life and the humans around you are not innocent. Stop giving a shit and see where that takes you.

>>18309225
I have no drive at all. I'm dead inside.

>>18309187
Take some initiative man. You let a girl walk all over you, didn't fuck her cuz why? Who cared about what she lied to you about? It doesn't sound like you were in a relationship cuz you were too pussy to pull the trigger, and you sound like an autist who would have reacted poorly if she'd been upfront with you that she wasn't going to wait for you to get your head out of your ass. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, take some responsibility, and don't let some hot bitch with nice tits jerk you around. Be the man they chase, not the one they wipe their ass with

>>18309217
I didn't pull the trigger because he personality was terrifying(and I got proven right on that in the end), I don't want to date someone for the sake of dating. I have taken responsibility and have been working on improving myself in order to find that better girl that I want. And yeah, I feel sorry for myself about it all at times too. Not dating her isn't the end of the world and a part of me feels relief in her mask coming off when she finally stopped pretending to "match" me personality wise. I'm just struggling to understand why she lied from day 1, instead of just being honest and working with me. Only to end up as you put it, shitting all over me when she didn't get what she wanted immediately.

>>18309187

Maybe she's doing all of those things BECAUSE you're so polite and decent with her. As in, she's not getting the response she wants from you. Which is why she is going out of her way to rub it in your face so much.

If I were you I'd just fuck with her by being polite but making sure she sees no emotions whenever I see or talk to her, that way she won't ever find out if she's getting to me or not. But it doesn't sound like you're capable of that. If you're gonna be a bitch about this then go full bitch and get a different job where she can't get to you easily.

You could ask her to leave you alone and she either will, or she won't. 50/50 I guess.

>>18309171

You don't just get over something, someone, anything like that, just by waiting for it to be over. Get out, enjoy yourself, meet more people. You get over a girl by meeting other girls. It really is that simple.

>>18309171
>Apparently getting over her is not a possibility
Wrong. You said it right there in your post. You don't have fuck all going on in your life. It's hard to move past things when you have nothing else going on in your life. Try not being a loser, try going out and doing shit, then you might have things to focus on that aren't your oneitis. Moving on is only hard when all you do is sit on 4chan and play vidya all day

Do not ask her out. Try to be her friend. Some people actually appreciate that, you know?

(Also, dude. Stop thinking so much. I mean, some people may judge you, but if they do, well, fuck them, you know? Maybe they don't deserve to be your friends?)

I asked for space, he harasses me online. He eggs me on, I retaliate. Why can't he just fuck off?

Sometimes I let my anger flow into words and then I hurt people with them.
Then guilt hits like a fucking truck.
I know I had it coming, but shit son. It stings.

Sorry for all the harsh words and for hurting you. I may not be a great person yet, but I'm trying to get better. It just takes a lot of effort and sometimes I slip.

I corrected a split infinitive and missed the lousy image cropping. Any more amateur hour and I will scream.