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What advice can we learn from Axl Rose 2017-05-25 03:02:36 Post No.18347932
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What advice can we learn from Axl Rose
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What can we learn from Axl Rose? This guy had it ALL from around 1987-1994. Was in the biggest band in the world and was a bigger rockstar than Cobain at least before Cobain killed himself and every hipster suddenly pretended they liked Nirvana. But he went through a failed marriage. He was in another failed relationship with a super model who accused him of domestic violence. He caused a riot in St Louis and got sued and almost went to federal prison if not for Geffen Records. He had a falling out with Slash and Duff. His best friend Izzy left the band too. He tried restarting GNR with hired session musicians and nobody cared. He had to tuck his tail between his legs and work with Slash and Duff again for the money. He got fat and his voice is shit. He did land a role as vocalist for AC/DC but just like GNR without Slash/Duff/Izzy nobody cares about an AC/DC without Bon/Brian/Cliff/Malcom. He tries desperately to cover up his racist and homophobic comments by bashing Trump but liberals who make up 50% of his fan base hate him and so do the 50% of conservatives for his bashing of Trump. He is broke lost all his money because his estate in Malibu is so expensive to maintain with round the clock armed security and ridiculous California state income and property taxes. He has to hide his balding head with kid rock hats. What lessons can we learn from him?
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Dont get married. Keep political opinions to yourself.
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>>18347932
Stay away from hard drugs
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Wow what a fall from grace. He looks like a butch lesbian. Lesson learned is that don't be a bigot, stay healthy if you're a vocalist, and respect the people you make your main source of income with.
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What is wrong with me? 2017-05-25 01:59:08 Post No.18347795
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Am I mentally ill? I am a whiz at math and science and history, but when it comes to LA I suck. It literally took me 10 hours to make 3 connections to a book. That is literally 10 hours. I could do a math test in 5 minutes, and easily get perfect, but I suck at LA and would usually get bad marks.
How can I improve my skills? What is wrong with me?
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>>18347795
>How can I improve my skills?
Practice
>What is wrong with me?
You haven't practiced enough.
Since you will understand this math:
talent x effort = skill
skill x effort = achievement
(talent x effort) x effort = achievement
Put more effort in.
Plus, you can't change your talent / genes etc. anyway.
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>>18347795
What the fuck is LA?
If you can blow through math in 15 minutes then you havent gotten to a difficult math class yet.
As with everything you will get better with practice.
If you specify what you have to do I could think of some ways to practice to get better.
You can also do some online drills to get better.
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Read more.
Seriously. Just go read some books.
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I'm 25 years old and I graduated from a incel kissless virgin to a celibate virgin yesterday. I got to know a hot drunk blonde and made out with her while flirting the whole night long.
I was horny as fuck but I didn't fuck her even though she wanted because she was way drunker than me and she wasn't a random girl but she's part of a new friend group of mine.
Did I do the right thing?
Though I'm still glad that I finally got around to gain some experience and get a huge ego boost because I finally got a confirmation that I'm desireable.
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fag
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>>18347783
Chances are you can fuck later
Being drunk doesn't completely absolve you of all self control despite what the law says, until you're actually passed out
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>>18347790
I am glad I am an ass man and therefore am not tempted by tits like those
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Have you been in a long distance relationship? How was it? Are you still in it?
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Nope. I know I couldn't handle it. I need the physical closeness.
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>>18347641
If your both madly in love or don't need to be next to each other to stay happy. Then ya. But in every other situation, no they NEVER work out. Ever.
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>>18347669
I dunno it's not that I need her next to me all the time to be happy, I just have an exhausting job and just relaxing doing nothing in particular holding a girl is one of the best feelings to me because I don't have to think or work for once
What are some good games for kids (girls) on Android? Something fun but not too hard, preferably not requiring fast reactions or thinking.
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>>18347598
bump
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>>18347598
Great question.
Candy Crush or Pet Rescue Saga
Angry Birds
Cut the Rope
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Pregnant Elsa
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Hey guys, I'm having some problems:
>date girl for 2 almost 3 years
>she ends it back in November
>we live together in a house her parents pay for
>I'm still living with her because I can't afford a place on my own
>in the months after our breakup, I try to get her back
>she keeps cucking me essentially by fucking with a dude from her class
>keeps vacillating between if she wants the fag from her school or me
>she can't make up her fucking mind, meanwhile I start accepting that we're over and plan to move out
>as I'm trying to talk my plans over with her she starts getting sad about "me leaving her" (we're still not dating)
>tells me she's sorry and wants to "work on us" now
>but it's a little too late because I'm actually pretty much over her romantically
>don't want her to cry again and say that sounds good
>only thing is that I don't really want her back after everything, I've realized I don't love her like I did before
So what should I do? Tell her the truth, that I don't want to try again? Or should I just torpedo my chances at obvious places making it seem unintentional?
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End it, you found your strength finally. Get out.
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>>18346881
you should have already moved out and on. Just tell her you are so over the relationship and it wasn't pleasant watching her ball this new guy as you had no where to go but now you do so goodbye and have a nice life. Cut all contact.
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Just get out of that house. If you can't afford it try to get a place on Section 8.
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How do I find the motivation to do the things I want/live the life I want.
>Be me, musician going to school for music composing
>Feel like I'm sub par compared to everyone
>Can't find motivation to make shit
>Can't find motivation to practice
>I get by well though, I do pretty great in terms of what I need to do, but I feel like I'm not all there/putting 100%
>Other things like trying to get in shape, learn something new, pushing myself or even a reason to get out of bed is difficult
>Can go about a day or two doing good then relapse into self conscious delusion
>Been going like this for a few years
>Feels like eternity, to the point where if it continues I might just give up on everything.
I just can't find my drive anymore, I feel stuck not in just my studies, but everything.
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>>18346796
What are you afraid the most anon?
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>>18346812
Judgement, in everything.
Whether it's choices I make, things I say or do.
I fear judgement.
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>>18346796
>Can go about a day or two doing good then relapse into self conscious delusion
that's where it's at, trying not to break the chain of "good" days. It's gonna take work though, it took me 6 months (with relapses of course) to stop browsing the internet immediately after I woke up, which used to lead to laying in bed on the phone for almost 2 hours before I eventually got out of bedsheets.
Consistency and discipline, it will finally become a habit. Oh and small changes everyday lead to big changes in a span of a month, took me a long time to get it
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Is this quote just a feel-good meme or does it contain some degree of truth?
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>>18346744
As long the basic needs are met, I don't see why it wouldn't be the truth.
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>>18346757
It just feels weird to me. Maybe I'm just too used to search happiness elsewhere.
I should work on my point of view then.
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At least partially true.
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>conversing with women is ez, flows well, date and fug an okay amount
>can barely talk with guys, it feels awkward unless we both share a hobby that we can both sperg about which rarely happens
Help
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>>18346573
You're a lesbian tranny in the body of a man
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I have the same problem
>male
>have almost exclusively female friends, including gf
>no trouble talking to any girl
>almost no guys I talk to on a regular basis, feel too intimidated to talk to most guys
The funny thing is I had the exact opposite problem 10 years ago.
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So I was having sex in a graveyard and my bare ass and lower back where exposed to the ground. when I got up and put my pants back on my ass was suddenly extremely itchy and it felt like little pins where sticking into my ass(felt like fiberglass splinters). When I got home i found my ass was all red, Its been 3 days and its not gotten better and in fact its still red and I have many bumps all over the area where my body made contact with the ground. I think i might be having a breakout of hives or something, but I'm no expert so I came here to ask. As a note I have in the past, once or twice, had similar things happen to me (but never as bad and never in this area) for little to no known cause, and it would go away in about 1 1/2 to 2 weeks. I've tried putting mometasone furoate cream (which is a steroid cream that i obtained in 2009 after a full body poison ivy rash), benadryll, and neosporin on the affected area, but to presently no avail. I'm planning on smashing the girl again on saturday and was hoping to have the rash cured by then but if not she was there and will understand. basically looking for anyone with some medical knowledge to share with me. pic related its back and my upper ass. and also maybe recommend a cream or ointment to use... please.
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>>18346532
poison ivy or poison sumac
>>>/doctor/
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your first thought was to come to /adv/ for help rather than seek help from a medical professional?
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>>18346532
>I was having sex in a graveyard
The angry spirits of your forefathers whopped your ass for such a disrespectful act. See a priest or a spiritualist to get a proper exorcism.
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My sister probably watched me masturbating, what do I do now? lol 2017-05-24 06:39:53 Post No.18346504
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My sister probably watched me masturbating, what do I do now? lol
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Hello /adv/
So long story short, I was incredibly horny yesterday and masturbated furiously after a long week of exams. This happened around midnight when everyone at home is usually asleep.
So after a while I realized my sister's been walking through the corridor outside my bedroom (I usually leave the door open)
because of noises and her shadow on the floor.
I just finished what I was doing anyway because I was already too horny by then, but felt terribly bad afterwards because my sister probably saw much of what I did.
I don't know what to do? I guess I'm just venting.
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Don't full on ask her "did you see me snapping my carrot last night?" I would be casual and ask her why she was up so late.
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>>18346504
>normie
Pretend nothing happened.
>cuckhold in training
Steal your sis used panties from laundry and sniff them on next fap session.
>hentain is life
Ask your sis if she saw you. If she denies it, use rape. If she admit it, ask her if she wants to have some fun and rape her regardless.
>beta
Beg your sis for forgivness that she had to see your disgusting small pepe.
>fag
Go ask your dad for help.
>twink
Go dress up in your sis clothes and ask her for additional tips on how to bring your feminine side out.
Pick your poison op carefully op.
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>My sister probably watched me masturbating
Tell her you know she liked it, and that she can watch whenever she likes on the condition that she either joins in or helps to finish you off.
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I started using Tinder for when I travel abroad.
good or bad profile picture?
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>>18346488
Bad
Get a better one
Fix your hair and take a pic without a filter and you're good to go
Oh and smile!
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>>18346488
bad. women tend to be fickle on the app. if theres a glaring flaw, they will swipe left. you are handsome but your hair is awful,and reveals how ugly the shape of your head is. i have the same issue.
remember that you are not a girl. so no filters, no high amounts of fuzz or blur. get some gel in your hair, and snap a couple dozen of your self
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>>18346488
Bad. Front view pic of you alone in a dimly lit room, not smiling = not approachable
do you guys have a best friend? I have 4 good friends of which everyone has another better friend to hang out with, so i'm never a first option. what do? just finished highschool btw, waiting for first year of college to start
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My gf and I don't have any other friends so we just call each other our best friend, but I'm not sure that counts.
If you want good friends in college be sure to put yourself out there and do shit like clubs, activities, etc., the usual bullshit advice people give.
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>>18346389
yeah i'll do that, but it seems as if everyone either has gf/bf or closed friend circles from middle/highschool which is complete BS
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>>18346411
Bruh you're going into your freshman year, everyone you're gonna meet is gonna be starting off with a clean slate. Friendships from middle school and high school aren't going to matter as much, kids are gonna be in the same position you are
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Is it wrong to only go for virgins/ low mileage girls because of pic related? I just feel horrible thinking that I will be some girls settlement because I'm a nice guy AFTER she gave all of her attention to bad boys. Like how can I respect that? Am I crazy for thinking this. Why are people so quick to defend women liking bad boys?
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No you're not. Just remember that when someone gets mad at you for that. That you a free to choose whomever you want to share your life with. Be it people born without an ear or this, it's all equally vaild.
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>>18346227
You can go for whoever you want, there's nothing inherently wrong in that. However, believing in stereotypes blindly is generally dumb af. Besides, how many "bad boys" do you think there actually is? Surely not enough for even for a small percentage of women.
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>>18346227
Sometimes bad boys put on a nice guy mask to lure girls in, and once they've hooked them they'll show their true colors.
The whole "women like bad boys" thing is a fallacy for the most part.
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I can't keep my confidence when I fail at something.
When for instance I don't pass an exam I lose confidence and social skills and feel like others exploit that. Like I want to chill out and calm myself in the park after but can't cause I feel like everyone is watching me and thinking I'm weird for sitting there; thus falling into a downward spiral.
I think I can't forgive myself any failures.
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>>18346092
There are two fucking threads with the same exact pepe picture, one right under the other. Can you stupid frogposters get any more unoriginal?
SAGE.
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Tbh you aren't alone anon, this is exactly what I feel.
>Bumping because I can't help OP because I don't know how to help myself