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>>18350162
just learning how to cook things

flip the egg over when the edges of the whites start bubbling.
spread butter on the pan before you put the egg on so the egg doesn't stick to the pan, and you can flip it.
I usually season my eggs with salt and sriracha, and chop up some bell peppers as well. for someone who doesn't know much about cooking, making scrambled eggs is easier. just use a spatula to fuck the egg's shit up every once in a while and take it off when everything is solid and just about to start browning

>>18350162
Scrampled, not lung. Just crack eggs in a bowl, put some salt and black pepper and mix it up.
Put grass feed butter on pan
Put stove on medium heat
The cook till it its not runny. It takes litteraly a couple minutes. Just stir and flip.
With hard boiled just put them in water, again medium heat. Let it cook till the eggs have bubbles around (takes like 10 mins)
Pill, add some butter, salt, and hatever and enjoy

Never did sunny side up or a omelette, cant be too hard though.

>>18350130
Go work at McDonald's, my friend told me that at the end of the day you can take every burger/fries that haven't been sold for free.
That way you will have money AND you won't need to spent much on food.
Also as an option, if you are physically fit, you can go work in Alaska or even norther, you get a decent payment since it's a rural area and you get free living/feeding if you are lucky. Also nature there is gorges, that should heal you depression

>>18350154
>Go work at McDonald's
I know beggers can't be choosers but that would honestly make me kill myself
>Also as an option, if you are physically fit, you can go work in Alaska or even norther, you get a decent payment since it's a rural area and you get free living/feeding if you are lucky. Also nature there is gorges, that should heal you depression

Is it possible to go that route with absolutely no money to get there? My savings acct has literally under $10, should I hitchhike? Will I get buttraped?

You need a kick in the ass, frankly. Depression is fucking terrible and gets in the way of even the simplest things, but when it gets down to survival, the fight or flight instinct still kicks in.

"I don't want to be a leech" just isn't enough of a motivation. You need to be scared, TERRIFIED of the consequences of not getting yourself back on track. That's how you have to get over your depression, by realizing that the consequences will be much worse than how you feel when you think about moving on

>>18350164
>I know beggers can't be choosers but that would honestly make me kill myself
See? you're doing it again. Your misplaced pride is sabotaging you. What's wrong with McDonalds? you think the people who work there enjoy it any more than you? IT'S A JOB.

A lot of times people like you don't get the kick in their ass that they need until they're literally threatened to get put out on the street. Are you going to wait until that happens?

I'm being aggressive here, but I'm being entirely serious when I say that the best help you can get right now is a kick in your ass to get you going. It can't come from 4chan, so I'm hoping that if you seriously look at where you'll be soon enough if you don't do something, that it'll scare you enough to get you moving. Remember, even the worst job out there is better for you than what you are doing now. Don't pretend like you can afford to have standards. I cleaned fucking toilets for years. Are you better than that? Seriously ask yourself that.

Touch your cheek. Touch your nose.
Is the hardness difference that scary?

>>18350145
they're not that different. My cheek is very boney as is my nose. I do get what you're saying but it's not really comparable to a lot of soft (possibly hairy) skin with no bones in it, but somewhere hidden among that soft skin is a very small and very hard little bean that I am expected to rub and touch and stimulate. I can imagine what it would feel like on my finger. Kind of like a hard nipple and it makes me shudder.,.

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>>18350118
I'm right there with you pal, I'm 20 in college as well and people act like I'm some weirdo when I tell them I'm a virgin. They act likes it's even stranger when I tell them I have no desire to get laid either. I've never really had any interest and the idea of sex repulsed me sometimes. I've always thought there was more to human interaction beyond sex and people can't seem to understand where I'm coming from (not even my own mother).

No need to worry though there are people like you who feel the same way you just gotta find them. Sure people will give you shit for it but who cares, if I made all my life choices based on what other people thought I'd be pretty miserable.

>>18350106
The main areas of part time/casual low skilled work are retail, waiting, and data entry. I would advise the third.

walmart maybe?

Don't know how to help you in this one, I actually find myself in the same situation

If you don't want to deal with other people look for a job where you work alone most of the time. I used to work at my university's library as a shelter. It was minimum wage but the environment was quiet and I pretty much had my headphones in all day. I also enjoyed landscaping if your up for some physical labor.

>>18350012
Ask girls out.
When you like someone just ask them on a date.

Just start going on date with random girls. Yeah you wont fall in love with a couple, but you will slowly get over her.

>>18350015
I truly *like*, what two, three girls a year? I've met a lot of nice and cute girls but available girls that really catch my interest are very rare. This is probably a byproduct of a) I'm not meeting enough new girls; b) I'm too picky with girls; c) both.

What was the context?

>>18349970
break up and see if she does it, that's the only winning choice in this situation.

the biggest one
tread lightly

leave the house

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Exist

>>18349658
See a doctor, don't end up like me who drips blood into the toilet after every bowel movement.

>>18349658
>boys I think I have Hemorrhoids
I'm sure you have them, every human has that.
But not everybody has issues with them.
>I don't wan't to go to the hospital cause fuck that
Then enjoy the pain.
>they'll think I take it up the ass
Retarded troll.

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>I don't wan't to go to the hospital cause fuck that and who gets hemorrhoids at 19 they'll think I take it up the ass
Are you fucking joking? No. Seriously. This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read on this board.

First off, MANY people have hemorrhoids at 19. Hell, I had them at 13. It's not an uncommon thing. Not even remotely.

Second, are you fucking serious with this "boo hoo they'll think I take it up the ass" shit? You need to get this into your head: HOSPITAL WORKERS ARE LICENSED MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS. THEY KNOW WHAT CAUSES HEMORRHOIDS. THEY HAVE SEEN IT A MILLION TIMES. And even if they did think you take it up the ass, who fucking cares? It's a hospital. Every day they have to deal with people who do much, much, much, much, much worse/weirder things. Do you know how many people go to the ER every day because they got an object stuck up their ass? Do you? The answer is, a hell of a lot. Hell, I bet they'd be relieved that it's something normal for once.

You're 19. You're an adult. This is the kind of question a 13 year old would ask. You need to grow a fucking brain.

Fuck.

>>18349581
How long you known her? Sometimes it evolves on mutual silent understanding, but usually you have to bring it up and have that convo. Don't do it super quick though bro.

>>18349581
have you asked her out for date number three yet?

2 dates isn't enough, be patient
If you guys have gone out like 5 or 6 times and have enjoyed each time and are intimate in some fashion and you want to be exclusive then let her know
If she doesn't want to be exclusive by then give it a few more dates and bring it up again, if same answer DROP THAT SHIT YA FEEL ME

>>18349543
go see a therapist

kill the guy who raped you, you will feel better
if you need someone to do it for you, I'm your guy.

ewh... i tried and it help in generell but not with this messed up topic :/

Cutting helps.

Did you like these guys or no?
It's ok to be picky, I'm in a similar situation, there are multiple girls who want to be with me but I can't/won't go out with them because I just don't like them. Don't let peer pressure get you into a situation you'd rather not be in, imo it really isn't worth getting into a relationship with someone you aren't really into

Pic related? GTFO

If not, tits and timestamp anon come on you know the rules

Life is so shitty and hard. Its sven worse when you make it harder when life is hard enough. So I try and minimize the shitty factor by doing things that make me happy, excited, interested. At the very least I try and do things that are 'mediocre'. Not good nor shitty. The trick is to avoid shit you hate or dont like.

Things that get me out of bed or on my feet
>Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
>Drinking booze with friends
>Fucking
>Fishing
>Shooting guns
>Throwing a hatchet at a wooden target
>Playing FPS video games
>Eating good, authentic foods
>Standup comedy

Things I avoid
>Redundant social gatherings with no booze
>Church
>Parades
>Fairs
>the Beach
>Clubs
>Movie Theatres
>dentist
>hospitals
>shopping


Try and avoid dumb shit. Try and do good shit.

>not living ironically
I just fool around, it's not like you have anything entertaining to do.

>What keeps you going?
Living by default.

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>>18349347
Fuck off succubus!

Is this some weird bait thread or are you the only person on Earth that hasn't used tinder?

>>18349353
tinder requires a facebook account and im not making one.


any other ideas?

OP here sorry for terrible grammar.
I'm a bit anxious, first time a woman made me feel this way.

Has she given you any signs she likes you? And poison is a pretty negative word, I wouldn't use it.

>>18349313
Edgy and cheesy. Bitches like cheesy but don't call her poison if she aint fucking your shit up.